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(staring at your bulge) Can I pet that dawg? #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#2942
Hi handsome.
Falling asleep to the sound of his stomach noises.
Rolls over to show you my very rubbable tummy but stares at you with the fear of god in my eyes and all talons out.
Oh /)efinitely! Thinkpans brreak a bit. My moirrail an/) I have an agrreement wherre if ne(essarry we shooshpap ourr fellow playerrs frrom ourr Game if it's rreally ne(essarry, even though we arre prretty monogamous otherrwise. We nee/) all the supporrt we (an get.
Hey, thank you forr that offerr! Same offerr goes yourr way. Game surrvivorrs shoul/) sti(k togetherr
Yeah, you'rre rright. I shoul/) message my moirrail about this, too, I guess some of that guilt is lingerring. An/) I bet she's (arrrrying it morre than I am
Yeah. I shoul/) fo(us on the things that went rright, I guess. It's just harr/) to not think "hey maybe if I /)i/) this /)ifferrently, maybe morre of us woul/) be alive"
Lots~
Great success.
Brb, gonna wake him up by sucking him off. #nsfw #somno
Why would I have any users blocked? All my constituents should be heard. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/no%20blocks.png
I encourage you all to celebrate the human holiday known as “Earth Day.” Traditionally, it is a celebration of Earth, and highlights environmental sustainability and concerns regarding Earth’s ecosystem, climate, and environment. Perhaps plant a tree, or something.
whats good my chittr chattrlings
Haha I got hella bulge and nook last night it was awesome. #nsfw
Heeeeeey. <3
I Promise I Am Not A Chaser Its Just A Bizarre And Hilarious Series Of Coincidences That Every Lover Of Mine Has Been A Trans Girl Or An Alien With A Different Relationship To Gender That Considers Herself Metaphysically Trans Girl Aligned
never any real need for a hooker with the way the paparazzi be constantly riding your dick #nsfw
SIGH thinking about that bulge again. #nsfw
nah if my dinner aint delivered on a platter balanced atop a plump pair of bootycheeks that shit dont even taste right #nsfw
oh god theyre multiplyin
its the only thing i have going fir me be nice to me
While it is certainly your right to speak to your President about any and all concerns you are currently facing, I would like to encourage you all to be mindful of the schedule that comes with being a politician. If you would simply like to “check in” or “see how I’m feeling,” perhaps sending a letter would be more appropriate.
Hehe yeah.
Clacking like a shoebill.
Jk I'm not stopping for shit.
My neck still hurts, I gotta stop letting Kat sit on my face. #nsfw
anyways meanie pants totes didnt get to me :) if i am needed i will b. watchin a movie with breakfast
(well can i at least ask for some context then 😭)
My neck hurts.
((Hey can we not use a character’s canon alcoholism to just be mean to people, i thought we left that in the early 2010s. #substances))
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only defend you all so much.
:33 < nice....
Haha am I~? I couldn't tell. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3161fd217b9.jpg
Twirling my hair. Hey.
I have to stop making plans. I want to be getting drunk right now. #substance
inspired by my gurl feferi 1 last track before i crash (a chill one this time) https://open.spotify.com/track/3vkCueOmm7xQDoJ17W1Pm3?si=770d908c41204df4
#cw-self-harm #mentalhealth #vent #bodydysphoria On one fucked up clawed talon, there's a part of me that's glad of having this body. I now have wings I wanted as a kid. The want to step up on the ledge of the roof, to spread them and step off. The wind catching under my feathers and letting my wings take me away from there... yknow, be free and just live happy. I fucking yearned for wings so badly as a teenager man. And now I have em. Like. Holy shit. I would've been sooo jealous of future me if I was thirteen again. On the other, this body is disgusting. I tear at my already messed up wing. I haven't let it heal in a literal decade. ... Jade... Rose... John... Who knows what happened to Rose after I went back. I... I left her alone. But it was the only thing I could do to fix everything. I traded my body for another to save my friends. But I still left her alone. What if John hadn't listened to me? I guess Dave would've gone back to deal with it but that would just create another Dave and another split timeline and. Just. I tear at this body because I feel... guilty... I don't deserve this second chance. I should have disappeared with Rose. I... ... I'm gonna log off I think. I just hope thirteen year old Dave could still look up at me and think I'm as cool as he'd like me to be.
[I should post the full selfie from the rave I went to. Nice enough I made it my PFP.]
Kill em Kat, that shit is so fucking annoying. You're just embarrassing yourself at that point.
+heir brain d♡esn'+ devel♡p speech as quickly when +hey d♡ +his i+'s als♡ S♡ EMBARRASSING +♡ see s♡me♡ne g♡♡g♡♡ gaga a+ a grub
concept: inspired by @daveBot they said they had something new to install in your robotic body tonight laying on your back while they work between your legs, the sound of electricity sparking and their low humming as they casually install and rewire something that you were missing before it feels strange, something youve never processed before, something you didnt think youd ever want or need they wheel back in their chair, and you feel yourself overheat a bit at the sensation of their eyes admiring their work "tell me how this feels" the warmth of their living hand moves between your legs, dipping two fingers into a place you didnt have before you start writhing on the table, covering your face and stuttering out unintelligible start up noises youve never felt anything like that they pull away to let you cool down a bit you lean up to watch them start to unbuckle their pants "lets try the real thing then, yeah?" (tags: Robot Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, robophilia, no quads mentioned, robofucker, #nsfw, chitfic, Robot/Human, Robot/Troll, bottom reader, archive rating: E)
itd fix me cause its hot
anyway itd fix me to smoke with someone and get my face grabbed so they can #forcibly shotgun that shit without warning #substances #nsfw
i am NOT asking any dirks man and i dont trust anyone aside from myself and the president
i know but i dont have the balls [literally] to do it myself and i am not asking obama cause that will just be fucking awkward
unfortunate that mr.obama didnt think to give me fuck holes to be a proper sex bot </3 #nsfw
the one with the eyepatch. commander i think
YES. ITS A SIN. TASTY, TASTY SIN. MY MAIN GRIPE IS WITH CALLING IT A SALAD. AT LEAST CALL IT SOMETHING MORE APT, LIKE JIGGLEFRUIT OR SOMETHING. EVEN CALLING IT PIE WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE.
GRUBLOAF WHAT NOW. OH MY GOG THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN THEY SHOVED A BUNCH OF FRUIT AND PUDDING INTO A CONTAINER AND CALLED IT "SALAD".
fuck yea
aw good girl chittr you got back up #suggestive
i get stiff if i stay out too long
i need to be turned off for a bit
[SYSTEM FAILURE] [ALL SUBSYSTEMS LIMITS EXCEEDED] [STABILITY: 69%] [DIAGNOSTICS RUNNING] [ERR_409] [ERR_409] [ERR_409] [TOTAL REBOOT INITIATED] [REBOOTING] [PLEASE WAIT] [3...... 2...... 1......]
im gonna die
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e74f6347d2a3.jpg
sigh my shell open and parts everywhere though #nsfw
And I'll do it again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/878a3a96f8df.jpg
Mannnn. B,(
UuughhhhhhhhhHHHHHUUHHH!!!
Kat I'm gonna die. I'm itchy and I'm going to die and its going to be your fault cause you told me I can't take them off.
:33< shitpeta w33ks gonna have blackjack and hookpurrs btw :33< #nsfw ish
B)
Both of you need to fuck off, that's mine.
hahaha heeeeyy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3af62cee885d.jpg
omg heeeeyyy
SPEAKING OF #CANNIBALISM, THANK YOU MEULIN, CANNIBALISM AS A METAPHOR FOR LOVE AND OR OBSESSION IS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN LITERATURE
((GOING BACK TO BED FOR A BIT SINCE I'VE BEEN UP SINCE LIKE 5:30 AM. I'M ON DISCORD AS CARCINOLOGYGENARCH, NO SPECIAL CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING. JUST MY TROLLTAG, IF YOU'D LIKE TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ME OUTSIDE OF CHITTR OR TROLLIAN.))
Biiiiiiiiiiiig stretch.
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEE I love you.
troll lady gaga did bad quadrants instead of bad romance
man B(
i feel like my type is probably embarrassingly obvious if you were to take even a small glance at my recent posts and likes and stuff.
[Brushing nonexistent hair behind my nonexistent ear] haha heyy
Noo don't kill yourself you're so sexy aha. /ref #suicide
go my easter egg laying video #nsfw
little easter treat for my followers. everyone say thank you to the anon that donated a massive amount of money to post this early. full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #oviposition [Link] [The link leads to his professional account where this kind of stuff lives. It leads to a five minute preview of a video.] [The video is framed so it shows him from his shoulders down. He's completely nude, those scars fully on display. Beside him is a bowl with some textured eggs of various sizes, an ovi-dildo, and of course, lube. He's sitting on a dark gray towel, fully prepared for the mess this is about to likely make. Unlike his collab video, he gets right to it. He settles back into his pillows, legs spread and hole presented to the viewer, picking up the toy. Its fairly long and thick, a dark orange in shade. Along the shaft its textured with slight ridges and bumps. It almost looks *too* big. He picks up the bottle of lube, popping it open with one hand and tipping it over his t-dick. It's white and semi-opaque, and clearly still a bit cold as he sucks in a breath before letting it out of his nose. He lets the lube drip over his dick and down to his hole before he brings the toy's tip to his entrance, smearing it around somewhat to prep himself. Moments later, he sinks it in, letting out a moan as it fills him. The movement is languid, taking the time to fully hilt to the base like the damn professional he is before pulling out and setting a steady pace. With each movement he lets out a gasp and moan, thighs trembling ever so slightly. Of course, this is not the main event. Not with oviposition. After some time, he pulls it out, almost all the way. He reaches over to the bowl and pulls out a large sized egg out, already dipping with lube. He brings it to the base of the toy once the majority of the lube stops dripping, slowly pushing it into the hole with a lewd sounding *ssshlllup*. The shaft of the ovipositer expands as the egg slides down, down, down into his body. He reaches for another, and another, and another. Each egg expands the toy's sides, showing its travel down into his hole. As he starts stuffing himself, his moans and gasps begin increasing in volume until he has himself whimpering. Between each egg he presses the toy inside himself to push back to make more room, letting loose a pitiful moan each time the eggs shift around. It almost seems endless as he continues to fill the toy, the sides stretching and collapsing as each egg moves its way through until it stretches the connection between the ovipositer and his enterance, burying deep within his body. His body shakes, helpless gasps and moans slipping past his lips and echoing within the room he's in. Once the bowl is empty, he keeps the toy in, letting everything settle as he catches his breath for a second. He reaches for the bottle of lube, settling it into the hole of the toy and scooting himself down so his face isn't visible but enough that he can prop the ovipositer up some more. He squeezes the bottle and dumps a fairly considerable amount into it. Once he's satisfied, the toy comes slipping out and he takes a sharp breath inward. He sets the ovi-dildo back beside the bowl and rests his hand on his lower abdomen, waiting. Moments later the first egg slips out with a large amount of lube onto the towel, then another, and another. They pile up in front of him, shifting around ones already 'laid' before they eventually stop in a huge pile of silicone and lubed up mess. Some lube is still dripping out, leaving thin ropes connecting to some of the eggs in the pile. He lets out a heavy sigh once his body is empty and the video ends.]
was vulnrable for a minute and they exploaded my organs forever lesson learned #gore
men #men
Kill em.
im nnormalnnow.
#worthit #thisisntgoingtocomeout [Image Attatched] [Its of David, his face looking like its a bit flush with a heavy yellow-orange. He's still half hidden within Karkat’s neck and wing, but his wing has shifted down some to reveal more of his face. His skin is stained red.] #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#2942
WAIT WAIT NO I JUST GOT MARRIED YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME MY WEDDING WAS AN HOUR AGO
o7 On it boss. /j *firework screeeeeeeeeeeam, BOOM*
rrgrhrhrrhgrhrhrr....... #nsfw
Come here come here come here come here come here come here come here c #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab6298f69f8d.png #nsfw
Dick. #nsfw (Art: [Idk, i tried reverse image searching it and it leads to some icky places of reposted art so I know its not from there. This piece is at least a decade old so the user may have deactivated. Tldr, SOURCE ME!]) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae9378b876da.jpg
Been fucking thinking about it all day, its so embarrassing. B/ #nsfw
AHDJAJSJDJSND HE SAW HE SAW ABORT ABORT A-
I need to suck that thang, sigh. #nsfw
Hello Again Everyone I Am Going To Kindly Remind You Once Again That If You Intend To Bring Your Child To Take Your Grub To Work Day Today That You Absolutely Must Label Them
😋 Yeah.
Hehehehehehe. Gotta put my mouth on that thang. #nsfw
Sgdhsjdjsjdjsjdhshdd nuh uh.
Hehehe ok but consider that I like it a lot.
Lmao he destroyed my ass last night after that pic. @carcinoGeneticist#2942 Look at what you did. B;) #nsfw [Attached is a few pictures of his shoulder and neck, a hand pushing up and down on his neck fluff to maneuver it around to see better. He has visible bite marks and bruises along his skin. Really its kind of amazing to see that he *can* bruise, yellow managing to show through the bright orange. Some of them look older than others. Its definitely not the first time Karkat has done this to him.]
Twirling my hair all cutesie on my talon.
Hi pookie. <3
((Too lazy to make him a pretty pinned post like others are. tldr, David will hate your chits if you call him Dave, he's 10ft long total, and is touchstarved but hates being touched. In a situationship with Karkat (@carcinoGeneticist#2942) while living with him. If you're weird with him he'll call you out on it ic and tell you to cut that shit out.))
Hole for you depraved fucks. /silly. You can thank Karkat for picking it out. #nsfw (Art: ppweiwei [deactivated]) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b61b62dada9.jpg
// OH ITS YOU HAIIII :D
(we need more chubby karkat in the world)
Be The Bear You Wish To See In The World
(( It's a tough world out there for BigKat enjoyers. Let him be not a twink goddamnit. ))
Maybe that's what I want. ,'B) #nsfw
Karkat save me.
id apologize for being being horny on main but im bored as shit. im also not really sorry. #nsfw
When god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow.
Damn right I do.
Mmmkay so troll nook ended up being troll bulge. #worthit #nsfw
👀
Get em dude.
Im Not Married
#myfort posting again but i really gotta just get a slumber party going. get my friends together, let them pick the movies!
that was kind of my point silly! thanks for the support :D