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troll lady gaga did bad quadrants instead of bad romance
guy 15 years older than me outside of a bar: boy i could really go for a good cigarette right now. things have been hard since the divorce me who heard 'good boy' and got so hard i got lightheaded: what #nsfw
[Brushing nonexistent hair behind my nonexistent ear] haha heyy

go my easter egg laying video #nsfw

little easter treat for my followers. everyone say thank you to the anon that donated a massive amount of money to post this early. full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #oviposition [Link] [The link leads to his professional account where this kind of stuff lives. It leads to a five minute preview of a video.] [The video is framed so it shows him from his shoulders down. He's completely nude, those scars fully on display. Beside him is a bowl with some textured eggs of various sizes, an ovi-dildo, and of course, lube. He's sitting on a dark gray towel, fully prepared for the mess this is about to likely make. Unlike his collab video, he gets right to it. He settles back into his pillows, legs spread and hole presented to the viewer, picking up the toy. Its fairly long and thick, a dark orange in shade. Along the shaft its textured with slight ridges and bumps. It almost looks *too* big. He picks up the bottle of lube, popping it open with one hand and tipping it over his t-dick. It's white and semi-opaque, and clearly still a bit cold as he sucks in a breath before letting it out of his nose. He lets the lube drip over his dick and down to his hole before he brings the toy's tip to his entrance, smearing it around somewhat to prep himself. Moments later, he sinks it in, letting out a moan as it fills him. The movement is languid, taking the time to fully hilt to the base like the damn professional he is before pulling out and setting a steady pace. With each movement he lets out a gasp and moan, thighs trembling ever so slightly. Of course, this is not the main event. Not with oviposition. After some time, he pulls it out, almost all the way. He reaches over to the bowl and pulls out a large sized egg out, already dipping with lube. He brings it to the base of the toy once the majority of the lube stops dripping, slowly pushing it into the hole with a lewd sounding *ssshlllup*. The shaft of the ovipositer expands as the egg slides down, down, down into his body. He reaches for another, and another, and another. Each egg expands the toy's sides, showing its travel down into his hole. As he starts stuffing himself, his moans and gasps begin increasing in volume until he has himself whimpering. Between each egg he presses the toy inside himself to push back to make more room, letting loose a pitiful moan each time the eggs shift around. It almost seems endless as he continues to fill the toy, the sides stretching and collapsing as each egg moves its way through until it stretches the connection between the ovipositer and his enterance, burying deep within his body. His body shakes, helpless gasps and moans slipping past his lips and echoing within the room he's in. Once the bowl is empty, he keeps the toy in, letting everything settle as he catches his breath for a second. He reaches for the bottle of lube, settling it into the hole of the toy and scooting himself down so his face isn't visible but enough that he can prop the ovipositer up some more. He squeezes the bottle and dumps a fairly considerable amount into it. Once he's satisfied, the toy comes slipping out and he takes a sharp breath inward. He sets the ovi-dildo back beside the bowl and rests his hand on his lower abdomen, waiting. Moments later the first egg slips out with a large amount of lube onto the towel, then another, and another. They pile up in front of him, shifting around ones already 'laid' before they eventually stop in a huge pile of silicone and lubed up mess. Some lube is still dripping out, leaving thin ropes connecting to some of the eggs in the pile. He lets out a heavy sigh once his body is empty and the video ends.]
was vulnrable for a minute and they exploaded my organs forever lesson learned #gore
#worthit #thisisntgoingtocomeout [Image Attatched] [Its of David, his face looking like its a bit flush with a heavy yellow-orange. He's still half hidden within Karkat’s neck and wing, but his wing has shifted down some to reveal more of his face. His skin is stained red.] #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#2942
Dick. #nsfw (Art: [Idk, i tried reverse image searching it and it leads to some icky places of reposted art so I know its not from there. This piece is at least a decade old so the user may have deactivated. Tldr, SOURCE ME!]) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae9378b876da.jpg
Hello Again Everyone I Am Going To Kindly Remind You Once Again That If You Intend To Bring Your Child To Take Your Grub To Work Day Today That You Absolutely Must Label Them
Lmao he destroyed my ass last night after that pic. @carcinoGeneticist#2942 Look at what you did. B;) #nsfw [Attached is a few pictures of his shoulder and neck, a hand pushing up and down on his neck fluff to maneuver it around to see better. He has visible bite marks and bruises along his skin. Really its kind of amazing to see that he *can* bruise, yellow managing to show through the bright orange. Some of them look older than others. Its definitely not the first time Karkat has done this to him.]
((Too lazy to make him a pretty pinned post like others are. tldr, David will hate your chits if you call him Dave, he's 10ft long total, and is touchstarved but hates being touched. In a situationship with Karkat (@carcinoGeneticist#2942) while living with him. If you're weird with him he'll call you out on it ic and tell you to cut that shit out.))
(we need more chubby karkat in the world)

id apologize for being being horny on main but im bored as shit. im also not really sorry. #nsfw
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