Kat
@carcinoGeneticist
GET FUCKED
THE FUCKER IS LUCKY I GRABBED HIM WITH THE RIGHT HAND. #SUGGESTIVE
THEY'RE NOT RUMBLESPHERES, AND IT'S NOT TUESDAY, BUT HERE. #NSFW #NSFWE #BULGEPICS HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/27DFD04B968E.PNG
Haha am I~? I couldn't tell. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3161fd217b9.jpg
IF PEOPLE WOULD FUCKING NOT TALK TO THEIR GRUBS LIKE THEY'RE PETS WITH THAT SQUEAKY PET VOICE, THERE WOULD BE LESS PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SLURRING YOUR WORDS LIKE YOU'RE DRUNK TOWARDS A TINY HUMAN? TALK LIKE A PERSON.
I'M SERIOUS. HUMANS NEED TO TALK LIKE THEY ARE OTHER HUMANS. NOT FAKE. USE REAL WORDS, NOT THAT FUCKING UWU VOICE. "GWAMMA BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH."
+heir brain d♡esn'+ devel♡p speech as quickly when +hey d♡ +his i+'s als♡ S♡ EMBARRASSING +♡ see s♡me♡ne g♡♡g♡♡ gaga a+ a grub
THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING SAYING. IT MAKES YOUR WIGGLER FUCKING STUPID.
Kill em Kat, that shit is so fucking annoying. You're just embarrassing yourself at that point.
#NOWLISTENING HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/_RJI8B7FZEA?SI=0EBTHNOSAC2GYINW
HUMANS TRYING TO MAKE TROLL FOOD WITHOUT ACTUALLY KNOWING WHAT IT IS FEELS LIKE I'M BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT AND PRAYING IT'LL FUCKING GO OFF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRUBLOAF CAKE.
YES. ITS A SIN. TASTY, TASTY SIN. MY MAIN GRIPE IS WITH CALLING IT A SALAD. AT LEAST CALL IT SOMETHING MORE APT, LIKE JIGGLEFRUIT OR SOMETHING. EVEN CALLING IT PIE WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE.
Fruit Salad Though. Just Like A Regular Salad Having Random Veggies Thrown Together, We Got Fruit Thrown Together In A Bed Of Jell-o!
NORMAL FRUIT SALAD IS HAPPILY JELLOLESS. THAT MAKES SENSE. THE SUDDEN INCLUSION OF JELLO JUST SEEMS WEIRD.
JELLO IS WORSE THAN SOPOR. AT LEAST ITS KNOWN THAT SOPOR ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN.
USUALLY MY SHEETS CLEAN UP JUST FINE. BUT NO, THIS ONE TIME WHEN I DON'T FEEL LIKE SPENDING AN ENTIRE DAY FIXING IT. #SUGGESTIVE @TURNTECHCREAMSICLE
And I'll do it again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/878a3a96f8df.jpg
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE FUCK YOU.
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEE I love you.
IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON TELLS ME TO CELEBRATE THE UN DEATH OF SOME RANDOM GUY I'M GOING TO TRAUMATIZE THEM WITH MY FUCKING SUICIDE. #THISISAJOKE #SUICIDETW #LIGHTGORE
Noo don't kill yourself you're so sexy aha. /ref #suicide
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS CRYPTO FUCK THAT STUPID FUCKING SHIT USE REAL FUCKING MONEY OH MY *GOD* OH MY GOD I HATE PEOPLE. SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER!!!!!!!!!
SADLY THEY ARE HOWEVER THE FUCK MANY MILES AWAY FROM ME AND AS SUCH I CAN'T BUT MY *HATE SHOULD BE KNOWN*!!!!
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE #SEMINSFW [A PICTURE OF KARKAT COVERED IN FEATHERS, WITH DAVID'S FACE TUCKED IN HIS NECK. HIS GOOD WING IS DRAPED OVER THEM LIKE A BLANKET. KARKAT'S FACE IS FLUSHED, BUT HIS HORNS ARE FRESH AND SHINY. HIS BROODING CYCLE IS EITHER OVER OR ALMOST OVER.]
WAIT WAIT NO I JUST GOT MARRIED YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME MY WEDDING WAS AN HOUR AGO
SAYING SHIT IN ALTERNIAN TO A GUY THAT CAN'T TELL WHAT IT IS. SHITTY FRIEND BEHAVIOR YES/NO???
:33 < who is this furriend? this is impurrtant.
:33 < like a human? then its funny! if its another troll then thats just sad.
SINCE THE SHITHEAD WANTS TO GO AND SHARE WHAT I DID TO HIM. #NSFW #SHOWERPICS @TURNTECHCREAMSICLE [ATTACHED ARE PICTURES OF KARKAT'S BARE BACK AND SHOULDERS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER. IN THE MIRROR, THE ONLY THING HE'S WEARING IS A TOWEL. CLAW MARKS HAVE DUG INTO HIS SKIN - NONE DEEP ENOUGH TO REQUIRE STITCHES. THE SCRATCHES GO DOWN HIS BACK, AND CAREFULLY AVOID HIS GRUB SCARS. HE HAS BRUISES ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS, A BIT OF A FEAT WITH HIS THICKENED ADULT SKIN. HIS SMALL, USELESS GILLS ARE VISIBLE IN THE PICTURE, FLUSHED SLIGHTLY RED.]
Hehehehehehe. Gotta put my mouth on that thang. #nsfw
UP FUCKING CLOSE TO THE IMAGINARY MICROPHONE. EGG. THANK YOU. #BROODINGCYCLE #NONSEXUAL
13 sweeps / around 26 years Aquadromantic / "human romance inclined" Trans masc Karkat real Situationship style shit with @turntechCreamsicle
#NOWLISTENING HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/XZVPR3PK-R8?SI=-ZM-R70ILSGP670E
I'M GNAWING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE (MY FUCKING JOB) AND I HATE EVERYONE (ASSHOLES). (THE PHONE LINES ARE ONLY FUCKING WORKING HALF THE TIME.) (I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE AND IT MIGHT BE MYSELF.) #TW #SUICIDEJOKES
𝄞 n♡♡ d♡n't kill urself ur s♡ sexy haha 𝄂
PEOPLE CASUALLY POSTING NAKED SELVES WITH NO SHAME WHATSOEVER IS ACTUALLY. WELL I GUESS IT MAKES FUCKING SENSE CONSIDERING EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW. MAYBE SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE SOME SHAME. WHO KNOWS.
u know this is normal on most platforms rite like its bound to happen no matter what
Hellx chittr user carcinxGeneticist!!! Shame is actually an integral part xf being a gentletrxll!!! Alsx knxwn as mxdesty :))) But at the same time it's integral I never judge anxther fxr lacking shame!!! It wxuldn't be right... :x Self-expressixn is a gift tx be cherished after all!!!
We enter this world entirely nude. Screaming. Coated in blood and overwhelmed by the weight of an unknown world. Surrounded by loved ones. Spoken to in unfamiliar chants of indecipherable phrases. Tiny. Insignificant. Yet cared for. Often. If we are especially fortuitous. We exit in this way similarly.
((And the non ship specific bigkat tends to be inflation fetish stuff and I die every time /dra #fetish #nsfw And also sadly I'm art blocked to hell and back so no one gets troll tits I guess 😣
((wishing u out of artblock hell))