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no no no not enuffv sleep im going bavk
20k kult celebration easter hopbeast outfit arrived this is much more revealing than i had been lead to believe
jesus h christ #dashwatching
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Just stare at him intensely until he cracks like an egg under the scrutiny and silent judgement. Make him feel shame. Because, frankly, while there are a ton of issues with that industry, it is in and of itself not inherently “bad.” And if he finds himself repulsed by it at large instead of understanding the concept of nuance, he *should* feel shame. In my opinion, at least.
kILL yoursELf thEn rEVIVE Infront of hIm to show domInancE #cw-sELf-harm
(( For reference its the sucking down blood clots like boba dirkjake r34 art and i forgot which characters it was and could not find it for forever until my friend sent me the photo #nsfw ))
BAD BITCHES IS THE ONLY THING THAT I LIKE AY
OH YEAH. IT'S HUMAN EASTER OR WHATEVER. ... ANYONE WANNA HIT ME UP IN MY HIVE AND STUFF ME WITH EGGS. I'M AVALIABLE ALL DAY. #NSFW #OVIPOSITION
trying to make myself whatever my brother would want but im too desperate and pathetic to ever meet expectations #incest
Can I uh eat sushi off your body? Think that'll fix me right up #nsfw
it would be soooooo so easy to take advantage of me rn lmao #nsfw #nsfwe #substance
tis fuckging cat trying to steal my chicken nuggets bruh hes an opp #myfood #nothisfood
[“Then it is settled,” Pam said. “We follow that fucking cat and descend into hell together. Then we find Acorn, free him from the eternal damnation that he is surely suffering at this very moment, and lead him back with us, where he will live out the rest of his sinful days haunted by the knowledge of what awaits him when he inevitably is pulled back into the pit.” “And then we can all ride our ponies down the Pony Pal Trail!” Pawnee blubbered excitedly.] Anna smiled at her friends. “Thank you.” “Pony Pals stick together,” said Pam. [——— Acorn seethed as he watched Minos smugly shit off the edge of the lone tree stump in the middle of the dead clearing. Acorn wasn’t sure what it was with which he was seething — rage? self-loathing? jealousy? — but seething he surely was. “When will the other two judges fucking get here?” Acorn snapped. “But Acorn,” said a voice from behind the pony, “we’ve been here all along.” Acorn spun around and saw two figures standing on — or were they slightly hovering above? — the grey marshy ground. One was a tall middle-aged woman in a plum crushed-velvet pantsuit, whose glasses did nothing to hide the keen glimmer of her brown eyes. There were a few streaks of silver in her wavy brown hair, and they imbued her with a sense of dignity, like— Fuck it, here’s a picture of her. https://dyslexia.yale.edu/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Jeanneheadshot.jpg Over there to the right. She looked pretty much exactly like that. Much more efficient to do it this way. The other person was a really rad dude with really rad shades who needs no introduction. “Who are these douchebags?” Acorn whinnied. The rad dude spoke again: “We’re the douchebags who wrote you.” “Wrote me?” Acorn said. “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” “I means that you’re a fictional character,” the woman said. “That’s right,” said Dirk Strider. (He hadn’t introduced himself as Dirk Strider yet, but it should be totally obvious who he is. No need to be coy. And the woman’s Jeanne Betancourt. Let’s not pretend this was any sort of dramatic revelation.) “You’re a text, Acorn,” Dirk continued, “and I’m going to fucking deconstruct you.” “You wouldn’t dare to… That’s a daring proposi… I dare you… to try…” Acorn said falteringly. “Couldn’t get that Derrida pun to work, huh?” Minos observed dryly. “Fuck you, cat. I’ll keep working on it.” “All puns aside, Acorn,” Jeanne Betancourt said, “yes, you are a character from a book that I wrote. And Dirk… well, I’m not sure exactly how he’s involved in all of this, but apparently he wrote it too?” Dirk waved his hand dismissively. “Don’t worry about it, Jeanne Betancourt. Doesn’t matter.” “If you say so, Dirk.” (There, they’ve introduced each other. So now everyone knows everyone else’s name and can refer to each other accordingly.)] #DetectivePony @beatboxingHeart @justDirk @numberoneRainbowdashfan @plushrumpdotGay @tempestuousTestimonium @timaeusTested @timaeusTestified @timaeusTestified#0414 @timaeusTestified#2840 @timaeusTestified#3765 @timaeusTestified#4199 @timaeusTestified#7269 @timaeusTxstified
i miss those cute lil fleece hats w the long bunny ears they used to sell at furry conventions #furry
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22ce3bd0f88e.png i keep my stash in one of these btw #substance
smth about being cruel and affectionate at th same time... digging his knife deeper into my skin and kissing my forehead at the same time............ yes #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore
scenario where ur a cute pathetic dork that keeps goonin 2 my posts on chittr but ur too shy 2 talk to me. then i approach u directly n start flirting w u aggresively and u get super flustered and worked up and then i edge u mercilessly 4 hours until ur whimpering and begging for relief sent chitt #nsfw #nsfwe
I'm sorry did I read that right? Is this Elder God going to see... Mario Galaxy? @televisionTykhon
yyyy yeeahhh thats so true ur so smart haha <3 <3 <3
like yea i want him 2 fuck me up w his swords n shove me up against a wall n say mean shit 2 me while hes breakin my back but i also kinda wouldnt mind layin my head on his chest n watchin funny cat videos 2gether.... #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore
Sex timed #nsfw YEAH!!
feelin sooo vry T4T rn in the chat 2nite......... swwwoooooon boys r so cute #nsfw
https://media.tenor.com/4jwoFFsu5j4AAAAM/bababooey-spooky.gif
I Am Not Day Drinking Because I Am Nervous About A Meeting. I Am Doing It In A Sexy Way, Like They Do In Old Films. Catch Me Lounging In A Negligee Near An Open Window With A Glass Of Fermented Fruit. #nsfw? #classy
ive spoken to some trolls who really fetishize human bulges but i havent spoken personally to a human who is obsessed with bulge and also nook as well but im mainly talking about bulge (tags, Human/Troll, bulge and nook, human bulge, dick as one would call it, cock as one would call it, anatomy, #nsfw, alien anatomy, archive rating: M)
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
concept: on your knees as they sit and read your arms wrapped around their leg, crotch pressed tight to their boot as you roll your hips forward and back desperately trying to find some relief they dont even look down when you bite at their knee like an animal, they simply turn the page and pay attention to what they actually care about (tags: Reader/Anonymous, sub reader, #nsfw, boothumping, desperation, degradation, apathetic top, archive rating: E)
concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
my personal 9/11 was when my own sister blocked me and then another of her liked the chitt
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
Packages shipped with USPS will now have the ability to immediately teleport to you if you are pure of heart.
believe me my throat is well trained
LOUD rechitt
((Genuine pondering: I've been kind of trying to feel out the vibes on this site to see how much angsty sad narrative shit I can incorporate into my Rox without it being Too Much. It's a tough line to toe because on the one hand, he is written in such a way to be a healthy outlet and to help me process some real life junk, and I want to create a narratively interesting character for myself... but I also genuinely do NOT want to make anyone seriously uncomfortable or portray something that would just be pointlessly upsetting or distasteful. Could use some advice on this honestly.))
so anyways creepy older guys plz hit me up i need attention so very badly #nsfw
God, I can be such a bastard sometimes But at least we have each other right? #vagueposting #vent #nsfw
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
totes unrelated note but who wants 2 come ovr n play w knives #nsfw #nsfwe bonus points if ur freaky w it and double bonus points if ur favorit flavor is cherry #substance
men that r awful and/or horrible and/or pathetic and/or evil ily sm <3 i want 2 capture u in my basement n poke u w various Objects #nsfw #nsfwe
how i feel when i talk to men twice my age that are recently divorced https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468463059583635567/1488726292919619584/IMG_3353.png?ex=69cdd3e7&is=69cc8267&hm=818e919a009c13f6a65771649e323b9287acc7a0dce71d4925930335778049b0&
The horror terrors are real, and they desperately need to stop telling me to do sin #nsfw
hhey does it turn u on 2 know how desperate i am 4 ur attention?? how i would do literally anything 4 u to praise and validate me? how ur like my hero and i look up 2 u sooooo much?? do u evr think abt how u could ask me 2 do anything no matter how humiliating or fucked up and id do it bc its u asking??????? just wondering <3 #nsfw #nsfwe
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn its getting bad again fuck fuck fuck ufkc time 4 fuckin edibles i guess fuck my pathetic whore life vro #nsfw #substance
@realtrizzaTethis thnks 4 the fun game idea! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8223c485ba13.png https://i.imgur.com/HC3YWOC.png
oh you are not calling me annoying while talkin like youve been deepthroating baguettes all night and day sacre fuckin bleu are you seriously goddamn troll french
where r all my favorit freakos at huh i missed yall
siiiiiighhhhhh........... SIIIIIIGH.......... #vagueposting #notrlly #justwantattention
hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor #frebby #fabzber
/ Could I get a bug
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pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
Drunk driving is perfectly fine. It's the drunk crashing that is the issue.
I am legalizing Gay Marriage 2.
IS THIS THING ON? APPARENTLY MY SISTER DECIDED. TO SIGN ME uP FOR THIS TROLL SOCIAL MEDIA. I WOuLD PREFER TO SPEND MY TIME ON A HuMAN WEBSITE. BuT IT IS HARDLY THE WORST “SuRPRISE” SHE HAS LEFT ME. AND AMONG THE LEAST PAINFuL. SO. HELLO, CHITTR. YOu CAN CALL ME uROBuROS.
chopped tf outta my hair in the mirror jus now.... lookin cute af
Gonna take a little break, be back for the next media cycle, DMs always accepting clients though if you want to be a star~
A 120 online? Damn pool party popping off
ya wat kind of bajillionaire dont alredy hav a huge ass bed cmon david get w the program
Rox giving himself a wolf cut right now in my fucking bed, scraggly mutt @totesGruesome
Girl kissing is a protected activity and no haze code is gonna stop me
Dear denizen please be assured that as long as I am Secretary of Degeneracy, sex will never be turned off.
Read somewhere sex was turned off Hold on *lever flip* Alright, I turned it back on. #yuriday is back on unimpeded. Have a a nice a nice day. #nsfw?
all of my full chitfics have been demure in their suggestiveness but this helmsman piece im working on is just straight lewd gomen my friends (tags: Helmsman/Anonymous, overstim, restraints, psionics, please just touch it, my hands are so sweaty, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
#pissgate is trending again yes yes yyes yeysyesy esy es yes (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, #nsfwe, hold it, archive rating: P)
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
RANKMAID MAKES ME FEEL THINGS. I HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE. OFTEN. I HAVE MADE OUT. TOPLESS. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. WITH SOME USELESS BROAD. FOR THE CHEERS AND SCREAMS. OF THE ADORING PUBLIC. BUT NEVER BEFORE. HAVE I FELT. RESPECT. ADMIRATION. EVEN LUST. FOR THE ROTTEN MIND. OF A FELLOW TWISTED BITCH. IN A WAY. THAT IS NOT MOTIVATED. BY MALE ATTENTION. @ARCHIVEADDICT HOW DO YOU FEEL. ABOUT #NSFW #FEMSLASH.
the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
if its #chittrafterdark does that mean i can get a bit crazy for a moment #nsfw
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
geeze i sure do wonder,,,,,,, hmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,
(I døn’t understand what a “faggøt” is but that banner is gløriøus.)
concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)
i got tis new cherries n cream perfrume 2day n i cant fuckin stop sniffin my self wtf its so gud
on that note.... ppl dont talk enuff abt fragrance play.. pov he stops u b4 ur goin out the door an he uses his fingers 2 apply his own cologne right on ur pulse point of ur neck n he does it all slow n sensual while making eye contact and then u smell like him the rest of the day...................... wawwowwww #nsfw
femtanyl - P3T #nowplaying
dis 1 goes out 2 @archiveAddict 4 all th hard work she does 4 the community <3 imagine this. ur just hangin out in ur human room (cuz ur a human boy) and ur layin cutely on ur tummy in bed lookin at ur human boy laptop and thers another human boy private msging u on chittr n hes tellin u how hes seen all ur posts and he likes ur vibes n u start flirting n then he invites u ovr 2 his place 4 the weekend n he tells u 2 wear ur cutest outfit in his favorite color n then u dnt hear anythin frum him 4 a few days but every day he logs on n likes all the dumb horny shit u been postin on ur chittr feed 2 let u kno that hes watchin u n the sexual tension just keeps building n building on the days leading up 2 ur date n ur super flustered n u rly wwant hsi attention so u sstart vagueposting abt him knowin that he will know exactly wat ur doin #nsfw
You're on the couch. Exhausted. The night before feeling like it chipped off the last of your soul. After hours of listening to the same drawl about contracts and licensing, agent to agent, talking about you rather than for you, we lock eyes. Your stay here has been long and hard, we both know that. Casting calls and Curtain Calls and Late Night calls add up. Show business is not for the faint of heart. No one would blame you if you walked right out that door and left Tinsel town in your rear view. But something keeps you here. You think you got it under wraps. Under control. But you know I see it. You think you got this town figured out. What keeps you coming back session after session. You excused it with the simple pleasures of the job. The lights, the sounds, the money, yeah who are you fooling? You know and I know what you're really here for. The heat. The light of you captured and printed to film. You came back because you can't help yourself. The late nights we had together. The things we've done. The things we'll do. Bare skin pressed against frosted glass. A hardwood desk to arch your back on. Lips to cheek. Hand to throat. Blade to the vein. Does your friends know? Your lovers? Do they know you're at the higher stakes table with your bottomless chalice, while they're sucking down Kool-Aid in the fucking kiddy pool? You've got class now baby, you've got style to make this town yours. With me by your side, you'll know there's no one better in the whole city of lights that'll wrap you in 30mm the way I do. We're stars baby, we can't stop now. Strike while the irons hot. Life is too short for film to burn. We're the engine of life itself, minting the ichor from Gods bled dry. How could we stop now. Single file lines with the company card. Planes and ships. Color and Vinyl. Men. Women. Blood. Passion. All for your sampling, so what are you waiting for? Let me see that smile. Let me see that muscle babe. I want to see you beg for it. I want to see you bleed into every scene, every dance, every word. Oh and just one last thing. Sign here. #nsfwe #narrative #cohersion #corruption
Auditions are open for the Untiled Train Project are underway, anyone familiar with or interested having run a train, please leave info in my P.O. Box. #nsfw
wen i performed my 1st evr blowjob i looked that man dead in the eyes w the most serious expression n i said "i'm goin in......." like a hacker in a movie and proceeded 2 suck the soul out his body via his dick #nsfw
#nsfw #nsfwe #violence thinking abt mmornring cuddles....... im so fuckked up n twisted
my camera dont werk rn but i can paint a picture in ur mind lol.... teeny tiny itty bitty mini skirt, cropped tee, fishnet sleeves, sum cute sneakers n lotsa shiny jewelries <3
In the red-light room right now, looking at pretty ladies riding that stride. There is truly no medium better than film #nsfw
Where all my final girls at? You girls can get it
best blood out there is mine because it glows #spritethings
I would rather include all the numbers and pun combinations of the people who loved me in life into my quirk, before I ever would adopt the symbols forged by those who hated me, and let it define my death.
[[ actually out touchin grass today, will pop in and out dparingly to try and catch up on notifs mwah ]]
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
striders. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66a20dc12b2a.png the duality of man
ww, w, wow n. nice sww sword do u mind if i just *leans into it* #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore
Just finished watching some stuff. I think I like cream pies in both sense of the word #nsfw
WAR WITHOUT REASON PUSHED BY BUG-DRONES, PUNISHED HIGH TREASON THROUGH THEIR THUG-CLONES AIN'T NOBODY WANNA SEE A PIECE OF TROLL-TECH, BUT THEY ALL WATCH ME TURN-IT TO A DROLL-WRECK ITS JUST A FUNDAMENTAL TRUTH THAT YOUR EMPIRE TECH-NO, IS JUST NO MATCH TO OUR HUMAN TECH-HOP, YEAH
Back hurts. Shouldnt be allowed to happen to sprites.
Self destructive habits well never get the best of me, I'm on top of that shit.
When people wonder why I'm the way I am, I need to remind them I spent 17 years alone where the only human alive was miles away and drunkily flirting with me half the time. Then they wonder a little less.
compliment ur local hot lady it will improve her day signifccanrtly
all this cute tummy and no one is even buying me crop tops 2 show it off smh #nsfw
Old money Hollywood glamour, bitch my shit is freshly minted
i have the instincts of a hater but a heart of understanding
Send me an email or else...
Dealing with multiple timelines is insane, just got jumpscared by a picture of my brother and thought he was hunting me down for the alimony.
Sometimes a bot just wants to be hunted for sport in the late evening amidst the trees and undergrowth. #nsfw
Offerin' protecti\/\/e ser\/\/ices t'anyone \/\/\/\/h'might b'goin' t'the Cue Ball Tea Party tonight. Just happen t'b'free as \/\/\/\/ell fer anyone lookin' fer non-strictly-business attendance.
im a boy and i want 2 sit on boys laps in a cute way
share w the class jefferson
My cell is blowing up since making a platform, and that's not the only thing that's blowing me. Taxes amrite? Jk his mouth feel crazy #nsfw
[News to the World, Strider is back, and he's making a picture you would be perfect for! He's just going to need a few things first...] My first NSFW account, hope you enjoy! This Strider is an Alpha Timeline variant, thrown into golden age of cinema. He started a low budget producer, making short flicks here and there on the indie scene to get an extra buck, but Tinsel town had different plans for David. As the cost of big pictures started to rise, so too did the growing ambition. Hungry audiences wanting more, new, better, brighter-- all new frontiers to claim. Rival studios started to struggle-- disappearing starlets, faulty equipment (careful where you walk), producers hanging from telephone poles. But not Strider Studios. The luxury brand. The definite article. Horror, Drama, Comedy, they do it all. With the largest set in Hollywood, anything can happen, and all you need to do is sign a few little contracts. The road to fame is shorter than you would expect. The only question is what does it cost to you? Potential Tags You May See: #nsfw #dubcon #blood #cult #mafia #cohersion #substance
ur pfp is ur tits nd happy trail. get #mpreg
you get five whole minutes sweet cheeks you know what the people want
G1RL H4V3 YOU S33N YOUR PFP
i ffeel like this is a universal experienxe for all dirks
aiight we poppin an addy and were locking in nobody @ me (pls @ me) (love me) #substance
apologeez 2 all the ppl who follow me 4 my deranged horny posting but im taking a 24 hr edible tolerance break...... which means its guna b a whole lotta pathetic hopeless romantic yearnin instead #substance #nsfw #bleghhh
boys r so fucning dumb n stupid with their blonde hair n their pretty eyes n their stupid long slender fingers n their bags under the eyes cuz they dont get any fucking sleep UGH
[Go ahead. I've already changed all the login information.]
[I enjoy hotted dog with relish and jalapeños. I eat it with my very human mouth and chew on it with my lovely serrated teeth.]
me wen,,, when i spend 20 bminutes hard glaring at th wall spacing out thingking about his tongue down my throat and his hand btwn my thighs send chitt #nsfw
[They then proceeded to have the best frot-off in the history of paradox space.] #nsfw
hmph #mwah
make it piss yellow like your piss poor attitude #bitch
wish i could draw so i could post dirklal ass pics
love it! KUDOS! ❤︎
mood
MY GOG
i just fucking remmembered i hav a hot date w a hot dirk in a few days............ wowwzers i really made it in life i think this may b the peak #nsfw
I think it would be cool to just universally have classpect badges available for everyone.
wwwe're gunnna fuckin kill chad #nsfw #songlyrics
u know when a guy is like suuuuper pissed off and he hits u with that deadpan glare and looks like he wants to fuckin murder u??????????? yummy. more of that. #nsfw #nsfwe
While as President I will not endorse any one particular currency I do not have stocks in, it pleases me to know so many of the community have united under the banner of oiling themselves up.
I respect all my constituents, including clowns.
You know, it’s REALLY funny to me that when the fine folks at Game Freak were designing the Ultra Beasts (peak) they went to a lot of effort to make them look like the Interdimensional Aliens they literally are but also they came right out with Cunty Cockroach and Gigachad Mosquito. (Pheromosa and Buzzwole respectively) Unrealistic beauty standards for bug-types.
(Pokemon NPC in a starting town voice) Technology is amazing! Now we can give robots anxiety at any given time via PC.
pop a xan bro #substance
Insane Catboy Posse Insane Catboy Catboy P….. Insane Catboy Pu…. pu….. u…………..us…………………………………. #nsfw
> th1ngs th1s webs1te has 1mmed1ately l0dged 1nt0 my v0cabulary - 0nly freak when fr0ken tw0 - s0meth1ng s1n1ster 1s afeet - peanut, tw1st h1s bawls - 1 jurst w0n the jurkp0t. 1 tr1ll10n d0lar
I hesitate to ask the chat if I qualify as a twink because I feel like I know the answer and the answer is Yes.
(Sits down at my computer) Hmm. I need to compose a chitt that will entertain the masses. Oh I know.) Penis. #nsfw And send.
I love when the video game gives me stuff to read I’m like YESSSS I love. Text.
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
fuck you mean everybody waited til i was locked in the studio to get oiled up without me #homophobia
love other mes theyre great to makeout with
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
i luvvv the horny posting keep being freky i luv seeing how pathetic sm of u r <333 #nsfw
ohm y fuck i just rememnbered i had this big ass chocolate bar next to me omggg
Ball Update: I am now stuck on the roof.
I am everyone's favorite Bro Strider. Because I said so. And I can't tell lies.
I have a new favorite image. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487256579043622963/iu_.png?ex=69c87b20&is=69c729a0&hm=6dd603faaf8a5760fb1502cd930b53cc0feb633c852420ad9f43831c0ef76053&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=427&height=569
It has come to my attention that the Lalondes are partaking in something deemed “Evil Surgery.” To counteract this, I have proposed “Good Surgery.”
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/X8NMBPKR/SQUAREWAVEMOTION.WEBP #BEATBOXING
frek lol
holy fuck i love your five nights at freddies videos i mean hey huge fan
Change of plans. If #RUMBLECOIN outperforms #EridanCoin by the time of tonight's airing, my cohost and I will put aside our differences and tagteam @caligulasAquarium in front of our audience of millions. Let's get this fish spitroasted.
defones - beware #nsfw #nsfwe
im out here trying to broadcast that shit in neon
they love the way i glow softly and float in corners like some kind of ominous feathery lamp
alright i gotta be #normalposting before i tell on myself to another one of my brothers
tonight the Es stand for enthralling everlasting and estrogen
being famous and then not being famous anymore is crazy because i can just walk around earth c and literally nobody gives a fuck
im too bias towards dirks lmao. even the ones people say are bad i just like too much cuz thats my kid
referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen. #nsfw
((Transmasc Bros i love u <3))
goodnight to my beatiful porn bots❤️😘😘👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩😘❤️💕👩❤️💋👩💖💗😚😚💗💖💞💓 and mutuals… gn i guess.
hey. (wildeyed and covered in blood and viscera) #gore
its all about cock. every. single. thing. #nsfw
Whenever someone reacts with a Mediate, I can't help but hear the Minecraft villagers sound in my head.
seeing some possible benefits of transitioning here
I have voted to accept the phrase “I’m just a girl” as a valid legal defense. This also includes many of its counterparts, including but not limited to; “I’m just a little guy,” “It’s my birthday,” and “I was tweaking.”
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me wen a strider pays attentiojnto to me nya meow meow purr nya hello hiii #nsfw
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man i hope this old lady that is clearly senile doesnt notice me breaking and entering and stealing all of her shit
rankmaid this goes insanely hard. i am insanely hard. #nsfw
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
ok i don normaly fuck w amporas but evn i gotta admit thems some delicious looking tiddies #nsfw
COURSE YOU DO. i know whats up. :o)
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes eys yes
GET MORE PAILMATES. #nsfw
dAaAaAaAmN, i AiN't KnOw ThE tWeEtY bItChEs WeRe AlL dOwN wItH tHe TaStE oF tHe BeAsTeR! pErChAnCe MiGhT bE a PoSsIbIlItY tHaT a MoThEr FuCkEr PaRt FoWl ThE wAy We BoTh Be FlY & hIgH. :o) HONK
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
[[ Hello everypony this is a lil OOC intro for Rox !! It will be pinned on my page for future reference! ]] This Roxy is *intense* and very very messy so if you don't like mentions of #substance abuse, problematic shit and very frequent #nsfw or #nsfwe or #gore posts then you should block/pass this one up <3 No hard feelings whatsoever we r here to have fun okay!! He also hits on Strider men aggressively so if you are a Strider and this makes you uncomfortable please block and/or you can let me know OOC and I will 100% back off- the goal is NOT to make anyone genuinely uncomfortable! I will not take it personally or be mad at you OOC if you tell me to not do something! My Rox identifies *loosely* as trans masculine and uses He/It pronouns but he does not mind she/her or light-hearted feminine terms of endearment. PLEASE do not make the assumption that its okay to do that with OTHER trans mascs this is a very personal specific case!!!! My Rox is interested in #cannibalism and #gore content in both an aesthetic and erotic sense. If that makes you uncomfortable, please block and move on!! Okay I think thats everything! Thank u for reading ily
bored feel like doing some EVIL SURGERY
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
did you guys know that kirbys dream land 3 (snes) was upped from an e rating to an e10 rating because the final boss had 16-bit blood in its battle (shoutout zero/zero-two)
being on a consistent sleep schedule is truly a sisyphean task and baby ive given up and let the boulder crush me
branding also because ive worn them so long that my eyes compensated and direct sunlight makes me blind
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
never stopped me before
open your eyes these seas are swimming with striders youve got 999 flavors of shitty toxic and inappropriate to choose from be free
yo facts sucks shes a #corporateshill
now whose lookin fucking desperate bitch leavin me a wall of notifs to wake up to longer than the one in china smfh (missed you too)
sometimes you gotta read a lil rpf just to feel somethin
u shud post a tiddy pic 2 celebrate #nsfw even tho u hav man tiddies so it barely evn counts
another day another dollar another instance of me waking up in a dumpster with my ass hanging out #partyrockin
Please seeds. I made a fucked up bird sound at this image. It was awful. Seeds please.
the last thing i need in my life is another creepy ass brain diddling floppy fuckin PUPPET shit sorry flashback #ptsd pics are cool yeah i dig it
all i werent so goddamn #rich #successful #famous all these sugar babies would be driving me goddamn bankrupt
https://i.ibb.co/KxXtVyCZ/UGH.png masterpiece courtesy of @broSprite
time to party like a college freshman with a fake ID and the first taste of unsupervised adult freedom in their lives who joinin #shotsonme
Already did that. And I promised I wouldn’t do it again so.
fuck at this point i dont know whats more addicting chittr or ketamine i just know im doing a whole hell of a lot of both tonight #substance
I don't think anyone with a functioning brain would say no to more pictures of a cute girl on their TL.
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
:o) Serenade me with your song :o) Tie me down, lover, and speak of your will :o) What you wish to do with me. :o) Let your desire heal me. Bend me. Break me. :o) I'll give you everything. #nsfw
the fчckin stab obvioчslY: whY the hell woчld i care aboчt Yoчr cookies lчl show Yoчr hole #gore
Why do so many of you people have TWO HORNS? And where are your TAILS? I don't get it. I don't get ANY of this.
what was the last film that actually just left you like holy fuck when the credits rolled
I feel it important to stress that while my teachings are a guideline, they are NOT to be treated as gospel. I love nothing more than to see capers crafted by the younger generations! Creativity is to be celebrated! I am happiest when I am the butt of another's joke.
Pussy out kind of Thursday. #nsfw
i will LITERALY always be here for u bro anything u need ANYTHING.
ya it wont kill u probably
Mraw! https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/mutie01.png
Oh, hey. The other AI I make ironic references to is here.
umm personally where r all the mean and malicious boys this afternoon??? real rude nasty awful boys that will say very mean thingz 2 meee #nsfw #nsfwe jus in case
https://ibb.co/q3s6RNg6 boom (lemme know if this link work)
Hey guys I'm going half an hour into the past, y'all want anything?
I WANT TO GET UNBELIEVABLE HIGH AND MAKE OUT UNTIL WE'RE BOTH PANTING LIKE BARKBEAST #substance #nsfw
WHAT IS A DILF?
man you ever just https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/image6ed0fe0c674c85cf.png #drugs #substances
i would like you all to know that i’m canonically the one who got hussie to draw dad mpreg art
IM OUT HERE HAVING A REAL NICE TIME MY TUMMY ACHE WENT AWAY AND A BIG SMILES ON MY FACE :D
{she chiT on my feed Till i #nsfw)
What is a dilf.
Incestuous theories. #incestous
...made some choco𝓁ate chip cookies, pretty basic but de𝓁icious. wou𝓁d offer some, but shipping stuff from out of the caverns can be such a hass𝓁e.
the site iz so slow rn lol hello the entire homestuck internet how are u all doing
she hit me with a hammer to do evil surgery on me #violence #domesticviolence #incest
Your Name Seems Accuraᛏe
He didn't let me hit. But I did anyway. #violence #interrogationcore #thisisaboutabluntobject
n0 0ne can run a j0ke int0 the gr0und quite like the chittr hivemind.
she will let me hit but only if i get chittr famous :( #help a girl out #nsfw
She let me hit since i am her adoptive grandfather. #incest #nsfw
why my notifs pushing 30 shit man its just like me
i'll hit almost anyone if you pay 50% upfront in unmarked bills.
what so is it weird to kiss a half bird on the mouth like really guys come on its not that weird haha (is it?)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ All this discourse reminds me of A Collection Of Fighters From Differing Nations (Even Eastern ) Happen To Battle on A Common Road in the City that's Placed in Alternia's Most Gentrified Region 6. ]
u know the site haas rly made it big wen there is drama an discoourse on the TL
Feeling #tempted to out another couple... Is the world ready?? 🤔🤔 Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out who's with who! (And maybe even how 😳)
People are always on about "don't like/don't read" until they're asked to not do it directly in front of my salad.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b76065b0c39.jpeg
June egbert..... Heartfelt sigh. #incest
shawty didn’t let me hit she too busy uploading on chittr :( #nsfw
SHE LET ME HIT. BECAUSE SHE FETISHIZES EAST BEFORAN CULTURE.
I let them hit because it's fun. #nsfw
gulp... ive written a chitfic for every site update so far it havent i 0_0" ( tags: Site/User, taggingplay, #incest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, achive rating: E )
Baking, like always
Adding to the vagueposting situation. #NeedThat
<)-> okw4it this better work i h4ve to flex my good t4ste re4l quick https://cdn.discord4pp.com/4tt4chments/1347047883823648788/1486840066981498890/4lbum-ch4rt-4w-4h-4llTime-fours4444.png?ex=69c6f738&is=69c545b8&hm=301dbbef627461e03eb108873f67f4080626c5cff897831c8f92d3456299b244&
#nsfw shawty let me hit because i'm a god and she'd do anything i ask of her which creates a really uncomfortable dynamic and that's why i don't date civilians.
whoops sorri i left it at home :(
condy testin my shit like i aint ready to mow down another ten thousand clowns just to cope with that noise #nooffenseclownies
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3f5249ca96a.png #truke
there goes the sweater. lets say... 15 for no pants, yeah? #nsfw https://file.garden/ZJTpgoaUL3bz8vfI/chittr/sweatergone.png
<)-> ORGY MENTIONED ORGY MENTIONED ITS SO PE4K
#nowpl/\ying - Stitches by Orgy https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/5Y76U25W2U/\ZF9/\wfrF/\oJ?si=\/FH92ubqTgKFBY3Bd/\5mCg///
Hello world. Hello blondes. Hello new blondes that I am meeting now.
v importante message 3 inform every1 that no matter what freaky flag ur flyin ur #valid n i ~will~ supplex a bitch tryin 2 pull u down im also hella aware of when i'm postin dis but idec
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
ilu furry muzik ur da #1 in mai friendz list 4eva
Absolutely not.
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
3 scandals yesterday and not a tiddly fuckin poot of one today clearly im off my fucking game
rose lalonde hot makeouts #incest #joining_the_war_on_incest_on_the_side_of_incest
We as a society need to get more transgender.
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"= can we just have no humans. on here. new rule. trolls only. ="
Hoho! i love to dress myself as a porcelain beauty!
event announcement: dui streetracing where: in the parking lot behind the trollmart just off highway 46 when: 10 pm sharp karkat is not allowed - substances encouraged - there will be a betting pool - all are welcome (we don't have gender barriers this time, lalonde) - if diamonds droog shows up i give everyone full permission to ram him over in their respective vehicles. don't kill him though.
USE #NSFW MY LITTLE CLOWN
"i can make him better" or "i can make him worse" yeah well i can make his legs shake with just my mouth, get on my fucking level. #nsfw
CORRECT.
Pondering her orbs. #wizardposting #wizard
((Playing on a Dirk account while being violently attracted to Dirk is so funny bc you have moments where you're physically resisting the urge to thirst post on another Dirk's chitts))
i think this site has made it as a social media platform we even have the ominous peanut
im like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access.
#goon #henchman #sinisteragent
going to the lalonde estate and phase shifting through the walls to piss them off like a poltergeist
Talking to various Dirk and Dirk adjacent people has been nice so I figured hey why not try to talk to some more. So if there are more Dirks out there who want to shoot the shit have questions or even grievances come hit me up in replies or in my DMs. And hey if the Dirk from my timeline is out there. Well this offer is open to you too. And fuck while Im here Id love to hear from my Rose is youre out there. Or any version of Rose really. Oh and Roxy too. Id love to talk to each and every one of you.
did you obliterate them
such whimsy in my feed life is good sometimes
T4T but like. No actually that's the whole chitt. Just T4T.
Big fan of the Vantas struggletweets going on.
This mom is officially tuckered out! More adventures await tomorrow though, might battle some dust bunnies! Who knows?! Good night everyone!
i was gonna go sleep but now im wondering if i should just stay up and watch that one gay hockey show fuck what is it called okay im blanking help
:33< note to self.... peopurr love.... girls.... kissing :33< oh dont mind this uh :33< meow or whatefur
hhiuly fuhck
chud cat in my way 8ro im trying to write a hit post
:D3-3-<> l112t3n 11f y0uR3 g0nN4 v4gU3P02t y0u c4n 4T L342T @ M3
#nsfwe Cnc
Is that fucking Scott Hall.
> wh0 up ultra1ng they k1ll #humanmed1a1sgreatactually
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d970244fdd5.png D --> Need I say more
ch-ch-ch-ch3ck 1t! https://m3d144.g1phy.com/m3d14/v1.Y2lkPTc5MG13Nj3xYW95NTQ1dD403Wh23XNp3DNqcGZhMmRrMH44ZzBjNzFvMzQ0MWF63SZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9n4WZfYnlf4WQmY3Q9cw/fVjS2p50pt96JSBJ22/g1phy.g1f
Anyone here into wireplay? Just as a hypothetical. #nsfw
[[ unrelated but some of yall got some gorgeous fantroll designs i love so many of them ]]
Might clone more kitties... maybe... #Catmama
definitely not on plushrumpdotgay you definitely should not check that site out and click on the first video and rate that dick 10 out of 10 #wouldjerkagain #nsfw
But I stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
It seems I have committed another heinous act of misgendering. To make amends, before dawn arises, I would like to express my deepest sorrow for my actions, as well as sign an executive order immediately sending every transgender citizen $1,000. I will not err a third time, and will swear off gendered pronouns unless they are clearly stated in the user’s profile. Thank you.
Is it stalking if they clearly like it (haven't called the cops)
i am evry1's fav Gyaru chick
nooooooo take me instead the world needs you
guys im just a birdgirlthing in the world
#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)
have you considered keeping it in your pants so theres no bare dick to leak hotshot
obama liked this thats how you know its serious
If he was hesitant to afford you a definition, I would imagine your display name should suffice in place of it.
I suppose I'll repost this now that Chittr is a bit more alive. I would be grateful for your opinions on this garment before I decide whether or not to wear it at my next performance. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
biology lesson is going well / she thinks grubscars are cute
keep horny posting I luv 2 see it #nsfw
just wannnna get dicked downn againn :/ #nnsfw
sounds like you got that good dih huh #nsfw
To whoever parked their Silver Trollyota Camry by the front entrance of the mall, get #TOWED for being 5 minutes over the designated parking time.
This is where I chitt from. https://i.postimg.cc/FHs1pZHx/IMG-0117.jpg
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucfghdfcfdjhjdfdfg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f9be4ca0c96.png Rechitt. Will be tuning in.
lets just say a certain JACKASS may or may not have some content that the masses and more importantly the unwitting yet incredibly sexy porn star in question is not ready to have just o u t there
fuckin fuckin fuckin fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you fuck
its called morning wood bro not mid afternoon branch
im not a fan of #puppeteers but ive a #naggingfear someone else is pulling at the #strings
got a cock like a god and i know how to use it. #nsfw
[[imagine not wanting to befriend/ship doubles together, couldnt be me]]
((This, absolutely, its so fun beefing with doubles WHILE ITS IC and fun. Love beefing with other Bros.))
((The Homestuck fandom ESPECIALLY is BUILT on doubles like CANONICALLY
(( UPDATE: https://chittr.ing/profile/gutsyGumshoe/47d14f11-98da-4327-94d8-1f40e348f7f7 go read this!!! )) (( brief five cents bc i'm seeing shit about it, and not trying to be rude here at all, but reminder roleplay always has had doubles and that is why the term "muse" exists, your muse is YOUR SPIN on that character and everything else it encapsulates. the site itself welcomes alternate selves (doubles) very freely and it's probably for the better to just not use it if that's a problem. that, or use the block button—it's a tool right at your disposal! )) (( thank you for coming to my ted talk, there's always gonna b doubles out there and that's just a fact of life. 8 billion people. everyone stay chill and if you need to rant abt smthn my dms r open. doubles r always welcome here y'all are great ))
IM DOING IT IM GOING FORWARD IN TIME RIGHT NOW AS I WRITE THIS!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOPIEEEEE YAYYYYY
If I may confess something untoward? I have come to the realization I may be microdosing hypnosis fetishism by peppering 'good boy', 'good girl', and 'sweetheart' appended at the end of my sentences with increasing frequency. The sub-perceptual dosage of control it affords me has become, for lack of a more savory phrasing, something of an addiction. In a manner similar to he who clutches feet by the heels and strikes up a spurious preoccupation with a woman's shoes, I fear I may have mocked the idea of exerting my will onto another nonverbally long enough for it to retreat into the dark recesses of my subconscious mind. A terrifying prospect. #NSFW #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #Dubcon #Paraphilia #Mesmerism #Pseudotelepathy
Https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/b1509c36450dd0b7825d5b6419072478099eef84.png blue Lady! #nsfw #bluelady!
(( Doubles beefing is part of the fun as long as it stays IC, but if they take it OOC is when it goes too far I think and people gotta just log off and touch grass
youre in her dms but shes doing evil surgery on me while im strapped on a very cold gurney #evilsurgery
:33< theyre cr33py and their kookie :33< meowsteryous and spooky :33< theyre all togetpurr ookie :33< my army of kittys :33< meow meow meow meow *the mighty huntress snaps twice*
BBNO$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
love hitting the little send it button like im fuckin ballin w my posts straight to the backboard and directly into my face
hot life tips from someone who doesn't have one and cannot technically die: they can't take your personal information if you don't have any.
does fanfic count?
i love my matesprit / she's wonderful
https://imgchest.com/p/pg738md8v4r another motherfucker climbing on my dick huh- hey hey wait a second HEY thats MY dick HEY @plushrumpdotGay
whyd a shiver just go down my spine
My music tastes are so all over the place, especially in the realm of Jazz & Blues, that I could make the statement that Ron Aspery is an underrated musician, and it's very likely you wouldn't know who I'm talking about.
((I've switched to autoquirking and on instinct ive been typing out (!!!) but it's been autoquirking to (!!!!!!!!!) so it sounds like my troll just got REALLY excited for a moment
Consider me biased, but I feel as though high femmes aren't appreciated enough. The amount of effort it takes to maintain such an appearance is immense enough, but I also have to cope with the indignity that is being a useless lesbian.
yeah sure hate my clit see if i care #nsfw
Getting McDonald's later, what's everyone's order? #AMotherAlwaysProvides
Currently in a meeting with my legal department.
Been some boobs but no dick.
i got liek a rlly stupid qurston, r ppl acually posting full on porn under the #nsfw tag? ive onyl seen gay post
I thought better of you, Mr. Strider. While I cannot say I am surprised, I can express my disappointment.
Ribbit.
Me when the Bros keep fight flirting. #abuse #substance https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893320465962135563/1486462997504331856/export202603251633001500.png?ex=69c5980b&is=69c4468b&hm=110a1fc46eaf04d3c0fdb9280657614d9ef4e284bfea773cfa8482159e0b438b&
https://i.postimg.cc/zfFxwxLk/Screenshot-2026-03-25-163423.png crzy 2 see back 2 bck #nsfw
Based on current iclinations. Subject to change. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91c141f38920.PNG
jarvis, drip my shit
Everyone needs to get gayer NOW!!
Interesting how many iterations of the same person will see a post and wonder if it's about them. If you even have to ask then the answer should be obvious. #hesmine
MAW MIAOU MAO MAU MEOW #meow https://media1.tenor.com/m/uYsbk7zh0dgAAAAC/cats-black-cats.gif
I feel like that one furry pic with the kid furry cowering while the shadows yell at each other.
theres nothing wrong with never having filled a quad yet 0v0” i have never shared in a quadrant with another and i am perfectly well adjusted! (tags: quadtalk, quadrants, #nsfw, romance, archive rating: G)
The #nsfw Tag Has A Dire Lack Of Beautiful Women Someone Please Fix This
man being a #boykisser is so hard sometimes especially when you have no boys to kiss
Correction: the Daves, plural, demand tits.
glad i joined this place just in time for everyone to start posting titties #nsfw #godisgood #godiskind
i kinda want one of those fancy custom badge deals but i dont even know what id make it probably a sword i guess guess im not ready yet
stop blocking me im pregnant and its yours
goth girl cock you know what? goth boy pussy. #nsfw
((My favorite Bro name hc remains Ambrose just because its so goddamn funny. Man got saddled with a wizard name and just had to forge a coolsona out of that somehow.
chest to chest as all men should be. #nsfw
The day I give you money is the day I delete my Chittr account.
subscribe and tune in to #DTV we streamin the boykissing play by play for the next 17 hours straight boi #DTV only 19.99 yearly you know you wanna
FUCK we were so close
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f9be4ca0c96.png god fucking damn it who approved of this cuz it sure as hell wasnt me @tmzOfficial
whats happenin hotcheeks i mean hotcheeks i mean hotcheeks i mean jake
#DSTRIENTERTAINMENT yall hungry for more slaughter if your still thirstin after watchin some bodacious bara babes rollin in the mud we got ROUND 2 damara vs karkat buy your tix and place ya bets here
also how the fuck did a motherfucker like david "d" strider official surpass me. man's been neglecting me.
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting #HereHeGoesAgain https://i.postimg.cc/d3TSGxHy/IMG-5851.jpg
Like if you think my kid @damaraMegido can beat the shit out of @spadesSlick#8817 's kid. I wanna see what the people think.
id kiss lady gaga
hey man wrong foot to get off on this is insensitive as fuck you know i lost my tits in #theincident
tits or gtfo @turntechGirlhead #feminism #ilovewomen
//Do not test me chitter. I will do an in character concert if I'm given the tools to make it happen
.They took my wife in the divorcE.
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/CL7bm43H/IMG-5850.jpg
every time you touch your dick or look at a titty or whatever the sweet fuck trolls do you are combating the rampant rise of fascist flavored puritanism corrupting this godforsaken country #woke #nsfw #fightback
#selfcestchallenge still on btw #day2
It sounds like you're taking my style? Are you jacking my style? Are you jacking me right now? Jacking me clean off? What is your problem, man.
Controversially younger girlfriend.
i suggest a pregnancy scare
to the tune of earthquake by tyler the creator "cause you make my balls quake" #nsfw
aiight, bet. be there in a split sec.
Real talk boys. Is kissing men gay? Why or why not?
just got word from pinterest that ive broken fifteen international laws and theyre raiding my house #seeyouontheflipside #violationsnotice
dark chocolate >
> 1 fuck1ng l0ve yell1ng 1nt0 the v01d 0n th1s s1te
-> i've found that english speaking humans have an equivalent. "whermst"
how the fuck u get that badge
lyin ass
try kissing more women than he is you might feel better
My ex is literally out here kissing more men than I am...
can we go back to posting big boingy boobies please #nsfw
im throwing hundred dollar bills at the screen btw
tits but not nearly enough of them #nsfw
My argument for Striders being hot. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ac/5b/cd/ac5bcdd7a7feae320bc83f84be8d334e.jpg #NSFW #FineStriders
The cyclical nature, the ouroboros of the House of Strilonde. #Cyclical #Herewegoagain
♯ladies ♯ladies ♯ladies why are we pitting ♯bloodlines against one another. ♯youallsuck
scientist say if you dont shoot hoops and do 80 pullups and 25 backflips in a row every day youll die at 30
Lots of anti-Strider propaganda on the timeline today. #staymad
catgirl 2 catgurl communicashon catgirl 2 catgurl... conversashon
man the sheer number of strilondes in the top 50 is really fucking funny
CLOWNS PAY NO TAXES. JOIN TODAY.
i'm officially one of reputable prestige.
mah main goal is 2 blow upp n then act like i donno noboby
hey hey hey no spoiling the surprise jesus christ i cant have anything
you would not believe what happens when you google dirks name #fooledagain #listen #ifihadimpulsecontrol #iwouldntbefreshouttarehab #again
i just got home and youre already tryna get my perky ass out on the streets again jesus shit wheres the brotherly love
Now watching D. Strider's latest film. Two minutes in to the worst one yet. #Nepotismmakesforbadcinema.
🤬 #uke
Maybe find a lake to drown in.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I think those are australians. ms. Roxy. ]
british ppl used 2 say shit like crikey
@neppy ur loved n u are the mightiest feline this side of paradox space n ill fight a bitch 4 makin i feel any different #realtalk
The public has answered your call. Simply because you fear their truth, you refuse it? Pure cowardice. A real man would embrace his folly and put on the Shame Tag, uke.
Blezz you if you zneesed. If you didn't zneese, that's okay. I love you whether or not you zneesed
I was trying to give @gutsyGumshoe advice but it said BLOCKED. Does this mean she blocked me?
computter. jocks in lacy pantties. computter do you hear me #nsffw
like salt in the motherfucking wound bro what the fuck you should be on my side
holy shit is this a motherfucking fujoshi oh this is awesome everyone in hollywood knows the only surefire way to know youve made it is to get some atrociously filthy smut written about your every public interaction with a living human being i gotchu freaky girl hold up
get me t0 #2 0n the leaderb0ard and i'll delete my acc0unt. #freeme
i just got back from costco whats this about pvp
hockey rinks are boy aquariums.
yall have fun with your pvp, i got other shit to do.
The con is that you have to eat from Little Caesar's.
You are not as always as charming as you think you are.
Hollup who's #69, that's the real prize.
"= i heard they will be. sending everyone under position 400 to the. chittr cullblock. or just the chittr cells. ="
guess i gotta step up my game.
ii dont thiink thii2 count2 a2 a pvp update untiil 2omeone pummel2 2omeone el2e about iit.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Uh. Thank you guys for the kult, I guess? ]
why does this site need pvp lollll
HAVING A LEADERBOARD I$ $UCH A BAD IDEA LMAO
Im dead people are gonna kill each other over them number$
#NumberThree #Baby.
[i wouldnt either if it was that low] [lmao]
#Liar. #Probablycryingintoapillow. #Desperateforattention.
Th3yr3 watching you through your d3vic32, im watching you through a hol3 i drill3d in your floor whil3 you w3r3 2l33ping. W3 ar3 not th3 2am3.
ordering 10 crab rangoons off of door dash..
pretty please with whipped cream and two cherries on top.
i got two bites and a tease. and my backlog of notifications is so long i'll never get back to these bitches.
Just saw femboy Karkat on my feed, the multiverse is so fucking incredible.
Roxy, do better. There are more quality fish in the vast sea.
> hey s0 that tag 0rder 1s very und0rtunate
every time yall say “i want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem.
D. Strider punishes his underpaid employees in egotistical fit. #breakingnews
and if i dont have 3.8 billion followers by the end of the day im firing my entire PR team hear that? their fate is in your hands
Don't dare to call me Sigmund Fraud ever again. #verified #readitandweep #mytrueandauthenticself
Flop.
oh shit is a catfight brewin up lemme grab the popcorn
ANIMALS WE ARE.
:o) -> i would Never abuse substanccces. i Love substanccces
guys it just got worse what is wrong with him genuinely https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c47c0c51b0fd.jpg