why do half of the other versions of me have a weird scratched record shirt that looks dumb as fuck
what the fuck dont diss the shirt whats your problem
my problem is that it looks uncool my bomb to the dot com record necklace looks infinitely cooler
a fucking necklace what are you even thinking you might as well be prancing around yelling ay look at me look at me everybody the record t shirt is tasteful and dignified as fuck
im thinkin “wow im dave strider i get pussy i fuck bitches AND i got a bomb ass recklace” thats what i call it “im so cool” i think to myself cooly and shit
youre gonna lose that thing down a storm drain and pennywise is gonna fucking get you for it mark my words
horror books are lame
you dont even care about tim curry dressed in clown makeup prancing around evilly like a fucking jovial jackass
clowns scare me
you would admit that in front of god and everyone now clowns are absolutely on their way to your house bro
my plan has worked