your boy d stri
@turncoatGoathead
you know who i am
((OOC oh yeah i forgot to do a quick description so ill just knock this out really quick (( game over!timeline dead dave. ive kept him linear with real time so hes thirty. i more or less write dreambubble ghosts under the same general logic as godtiers i guess? aging but kind of staying as young adults. (( i really like writing ghosts and exploring dream bubble metaphysics and worldbuilding and character writing so unforch this isnt gonna be a very spicy account muns name is kanny and my characters dms are open! :peace_sign:
its not even that hard for me to not do stupid shit feeling like doing something dumb just go to sleep youre tired anyway real men take midday naps
Real men sleep at ungodly hours. Just to be awake when their crush with two children and a wife is awake.
alright check i think the red blood is the best one #controversial
not even getting zonked out of my gourds controversial anymore have you seen the tl im going sober just to stay ahead of the game on everybody else
like my pal marshall mathers says we need a little controversy wait hold on let me google something real quick
due to undisclosed reasons i am no longer affiliated with eminem
YES. BE CONTROVERSIAL. START CHITTING ABOUT THE HEMOSPECTRUM. AND HATING PEOPLE.
what if jesus and god werent on great terms after he ascended like thanks dad for letting me die so that i can redeem humanity or whatever but it was a dick move and god said you deserved it for wearing those ugly ass sandals and flash stepped away #easter
sure fuck it me and my home boy ben drowned
why does my back hurt has shrimp mode finally failed me
as somEonE with a bad back cuz of bEing on my fEEt all day, trust thE procEss.
i caused chittr to go down my bad
PTC)(OOOOOOOOO!!!!
not gonna ask not gonna care not gonna worry about it i love minding my own business im not going to give a single solitary shit
buy my jeffcoin #jeffcoin
nevermind fuck jeffcoin i dont care anymore i lost all my assets
fuck i cant post about crypto i have to find slendermans eight pages
was vulnrable for a minute and they exploaded my organs forever lesson learned #gore
#tunes https://youtu.be/jHTa6Uj9q8Q?si=t6O-wo24dHWA9gOt
ive had a solid three year streak on the game too fuck everything im gonna just give up the ghost and just tack on that fake ass immunity dog above my bed christ style
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some people would choose the scary toast makes you think
actually hold on posting canceled i have a headache second worst thing to ever happen to me
its the usual pangs of caffeine withdrawal nothing a little nasty ass coffee wont fix
no one has ever had sex #nsfw #themanipulator
this post has been fact-checked by real abstinence patriots ✅ TRUE ✅
This is true; I checked.
what the fuck am i even doing i better sleep this off before i accidentally say some shit thats sincere #night #itsabsolutelymorning
You wanna express your emotions in a profound and meaningful way so bad it makes you look... emotionally mature
this post was a joke and you fell for it ive never had a feeling in my life or afterlife
nobodys ever worn shorts #themanipulator
I hate shorts. They're uncomfortable and difficult to wear.
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Crunchy