your boy d stri
@turncoatGoathead
you know who i am
tavros army yeah ok sure
every time i try to log onto chittr it tries to autofill to the chuck tingle website just in case youre wondering how im doing
my own alternate universe child takes a potshot at me im so proud
sometimes i think fish are so dumb i would never fall for that shit but if someone left a free burger on the ground attached to a string i probably wouldnt give a shit id go oh damn nice free burger with a colorful as fuck wrapper beneath it so im not eating it straight off the floor lucky me i forgive fish for being stupid assholes in that sense
We got a surplus a' those after the market on ARs cheapened out easy-like thanks to the new model bein' expensive as hell.
B33 < the wrapper that bugs and such can still straight up climb ofur B33 < wax paper wont save you from taking a bite out of ant paradise disguised as burger!!
it was a fresh burger as clean and pure as fresh raindrops in springtime other than the massive hook in it thats the only thing wrong with it
B:33 < i love you so much dave nefur change BXPP < enjoy your sparkling floor burger + hook
im going to do something normal and well adjusted if this shit continues
its too late im going to have a tame and underdramatic reaction to this crazy bizznasty shit unfolding
oh shit i missed fight night sad well there are other events i can miss out on
I believe it may still be ongoing, Mr. Strider.
what for real theyre still at it goddamn persistent little buggers getting every scrap of premium content out of the occasion id almost shed a manly tear of pride if it wasnt also mindboggling thnx for the update barack you the man
aint i a tough nut to crack
OF BY "NUT" YOU MEAN "SQUISHY HUMAN SKULL" THAN NO BUT OF COURSE, IM NO HUMAN, SO I WOULDNT KNOW FOR CERTAIN WANNA FIND OUT? —EMBER💥
make bad decisions always and forever ok
Nooooo. Good decisions sometimes! To make the bad decisions more fun!
make good and bad decisions at approximately equal values always and forever ok
the bad one2 never 2top beiing fun iif you keep makiing wor2e one2.
if i was a troll i wou scratch that the post centipede that keeps me from saying dumb shit just appeared on the ceiling chit canceled
not gonna hand it to little lord english but he can in fact spit straight bars and is funny as fuck cant find it in myself to hate his guts completely ill have to accept this as probably some kind of moral failure and move the fuck on with my afterlife
browsing the future internet getting my scroll on thinking my thoughts suddenly light bulb in my head were there always this many fucking ads on every goddamn website i remember frequenting the scum of the scum websites back in ye olde 2009 and yeah it was mostly intolerable but at least those website ads were a general indication of depravity or some kind of fucked up malware youve got going on nowadays i cant get through a single youtube video without thirty second unskippable advertisement for some fucking earbuds or chatbot rearing their faces and im hearing you all cry out in immaculate chorus "dave just install adblock you fatnasty trash" and i answer why do i have to suck adblocks dick just to watch some goddamn videos in peace and a bunch of my favorite vids got erased from the tube and fucking damn if those reuploaders still cant get a quality rip going if another mobile game ad tries to shove cartoon cow giving birth in my face im throwing my fucking phone into the darkest depths of the furthest ring
me too mr president me too
I would advise against encouraging me, but I appreciate the shared experience,
someone projected their cramps onto me but due to my training it doesnt even bother me and i just walk around normally
1F W3 ST4CK TH3 3FF3CT W1LL YOU F4LT3R 4T TH3 L34ST >:?
fuck i dont know the effects never stacked at the same time before ive just kind of had cramps from random psychic attacks every week for the last ten years but they were all evenly spaced out every single time maybe if they stacked id die
i look sideways into the camera and tell you the audience this bitch is not escaping the cycle of samsara
need to settle something what would have been a better name for the victory planet than earth c give your answers now
well, most civilians *do* jUst call it earth. that said, neoterra has crossed the mind before!
Earther. Earth 2: Electric Boogaloo. Better Earth. Earth-ternia. Alterth. The possibilities are endless.
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T)(ematic names are alwave fun! Like... "Final Destination Seven Directed By Dave Strider"! 38)
a directed by dave strider should have been included in the og name yeah
just got reminded ringo starr mspaint art exists i should just give up on art im not beating that
this 4/20 leave a bud out on your windowsill for snoop dogg to smoke amen #substances
alright bit over im bored this was a good run though everyone we should all applaud ourselves for this one grab yourself a drink out of congratulations no tag because a drink can be anything a refreshing glass of milk or gross ass orange soda or even aj maybe not that last one you never know for sure
roxy i wont lie to you it might be piss #piss #mypiss #littlemonstersreferenceagain
whenever youre about to enjoy a fresh and delicious bottle of apple juice think do i know someone who can time travel who could commit a horrible atrocity against juice on me never feel safe
every time you all said war on dick it was actually on me and it sent a psychic attack that hurt my dick what the hell guys #nsfw
you all keep saying shit like "i do silly dances all the time" and i know youre all lying its impossible a fantasy if you have ever claimed you did one of those youre lying to yourself and others get help
hey can you all leave me alone i need a minute with this cool as fuck frog
The real silly little dance is the friends we made along the way.
Call t)(e mental ward t)(e way I groove so silly funny style 38)
nobody has ever done a silly little dance before it cant be done stop lying on the internet
Yo. Check this out. (Does an even more extremely silly dance)
