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Dave you are right we need to spice it up with different killing methods. Lets add the guillotine
had a dream last night that my guts kept spilling out of my stomach during average situations which was more #embarrassing than anything else #gore
i don't know how exactly easter of all things made it to earth c. but it is really funny how they've syncretized it with their own myths, e.g. us. there's no mention of jesus to be found, and people think the easter bunny is my fursona.
nvm figured it out
>>| why the fuck there's so many small hopbeasts .and .eggs scattered .around .in the forest? .is this .another prank .of .a fucking fiesta .outside?
After eridan is crucified we sh0uld beat him with sticks like a pinata and see if eggs sh00t 0ut #nsfw
3833 < Easter doesn't exist on Alterra, but I'm glad you're all having fun with eggs! >
Eggs are all o'er m'island. Colorfully painted. \/\/\/\/ho did this?
despite not feeling great i did still hide some stuff around for the little guy only he cant eat candy so i put some shiny rocks and mini gel pens in them instead trust me he is thrilled by anything colorful and/or shiny
i am too tired to attend a crucification
theres no subvversion on this one guys jane is genuinely goin to crucify me #eridanwweek #someonehelpme #justkidding #nobodycan
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the worst thing i think to get used to after my magical impromptu god-bod transition was making sure to move my dick out of the way of the zipper because i was so used to just zipping that fly up like mario climbing up a donkey kong ladder that the first time it happened i let out an absolutely tremendous wail that would make mel gibson proud leaving me curled up on the floor like peter griffin eating shit on the pavement #nsfw?? #tmi
I hate shorts. They're uncomfortable and difficult to wear.
(( Stridercest is fucking crazy if i see another bitch on here ever talk about it i will go fucking crazy genuinely )) #incest #youfuckersannoyme #nobodyrnbutiamwatching
i miss him. #vaguepost
i am probably not going to engage in the actual eating of the candy if i can help it.
geez… i really just made myself feel old because i just realized some of the memories that have been stirred up by all of this were like ten years ago the fuck
---malleablePersonage [MP] has sent one_ounce(final)(finalfinal).obj--- (It is a pretty decent looking bag of weed, and a bong with a shitty jpeg skull lovingly etched into the glass.)
Watched "I Saw The TV Glow." Absolutely wrecked but we ride.
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