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PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I am proud to announce the ratification of Lesbian Marriage. We are also surprised it took so long after ratifying Gay marriage. Really makes you think.
>[Zzztop nutting on your waffle.]<
Startin' ta dawn on me most a' y'all have the survival instinct of a mayfly in a field a' pitcher plants.
B:33 < i love you so much dave nefur change BXPP < enjoy your sparkling floor burger + hook
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3833 < Today I am evil and violence is ok. > 3833 < Go, my scarab!!! >
≈ Yes, your universe's "Harley", "Strider" or "Egbert" counts as a weird little creature for the sake of this argument. ≈
D STRI ON THE MIC. GETTING BITCHES WET LIKE A RuNNY DYKE. REP THE SHADES. AND THE CAPE. WHENEVER A BITCH CAN. THEN REWIND THAT MOTHERFuCKER HALF A LIFESPAN. GREATEST HITS. WHEN HE CLOCK A SuM BITCH. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TIL TEREZI THROWS FITS. HEY COOL KID. IS THIS YOu? ANSWER HOW YOu DO. LONG AS THE BITCH STILL CHEW. CALL IT COCK OuIJA. THE WAY I’M MAKING DICKS RISE. PuLLING uP ON YOu LIKE. LORD ME. “SuRPRISE!” POP OFF. LITTLE KNIGHT. BuT REMEMBER ONE KNEE. YOu MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE. BuT YOu’RE STILL A PAWN. THAT IS LIKE A FAVORITE FLEA.
DICK GREEN. MONEY LONG. DOLLAR TINT. MuSCLES HARD. ON THAT GRIND. MAKING BANK. BREAKING SKuLLS. IN A BIND. GOLDEN FIDDLE. MESS AROuND. FuCK WITH ME. BITCH FIND OuT. SPIT SICK SHIT. LAP IT uP. IN THE SKY. LIKE LAPuTA. BITCHSPAÑOL. DO YOu SPEAK. DIE SQuIRMING. Tu ERES WEAK. SuCK ME OFF. THROuGH MY SHORTS. LIKE MY STOCKS. AND KID ABORTS. BACK OuT NOW. OR LOSE SOME MORE.
I would advise against encouraging me, but I appreciate the shared experience,
I CANNOT DOUBLE DOWN ANY HARDER THAN I ALREADY AM. THERE IS A FINITE NUMBER OF TIMES A PERSON CAN FOLD A PIECE OF PAPER AND THERE IS A FINITE AMOUNT OF HETEROSEXUAL POSTURING A GIRL CAN DO BEFORE EVERYONE SIMPLY BELIEVES HER EFFORTS!
Took the Kinsey Scale Test. I believe my results may be unfairly skewed by the limited options for feedback.
Ok★y, th★nk you D Stri.
T)(ematic names are alwave fun! Like... "Final Destination Seven Directed By Dave Strider"! 38)
i w0uld 0ften g0 there t0 the tiny church there the smallest church in tr0llex th0ugh it 0nce was larger h0w the rill may rest there d0wn thr0ugh the mist there t0ward the seven sisters t0ward th0se white cliffs there i w0uld 0ften stay there in the tiny yard there i have been s0 glad here l00king f0rward t0 the past here but n0w y0u are al0ne n0ne 0f this matters at all 0u0 #lyricp0sting
Earther. Earth 2: Electric Boogaloo. Better Earth. Earth-ternia. Alterth. The possibilities are endless.
Diabolical.
MEN.
I appreciate the compliment, but I do not think in terms of “lesser” or “greater” when comparing two beings. That would be akin to comparing two different snowflakes. Both unique and beautiful, with their own distinct characteristics and ideals. I am merely grateful the characteristics you identified in me were enough to earn your vote and trust.
glad t0 meet a fell0w splatter. 0u0
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
≈ Maybe one day Ĩ'll spill my guts, since Ĩ'm sure the peanut gallery are oh-so curious about what the vaunted "Troll Rose"'s romantic escapades could have *possibly* been like, especially considering the aberrated nature of our session; at least in comparison to the quote unquote "normal" iterations. ≈ ≈ Sadly, Ĩ am nowhere near inebriated nor forlorn enough to overshare at this current moment. ≈ ≈ #substances, for the mention. ≈
Yaaay! It just wouldn't feel rig)(t if you didn't 3X)
Cthulhu is on a journey of self discovery. #SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/K8jTxZ6r/IMG-6489.jpg
3833 < Gotta in the fridge to make breakfast, right?> 3833 < Told the biggest grub I was going to turn them into a waffle if they kept laying in front of the fridge and they SIGHED! > 3833 < Sassy! Sassy speed bump! You are being slid. > #breakfastposting
Helpful reminder that today is Tax Day — if you plan to file your taxes, it is imperative you do so today or file for an extension! Those of you who plan to commit tax fraud may choose to disregard this post.
B33 < anyaway #breakfastposting B33 < chicken sandwich with onion Sriracha pickles
THE WINNING VIDEO GAME PAIRING, BROUGHT TO YOU BY @turncoatGoathead. #SUPPORTARTISTS #YAOI https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/14/sonader.jpg
its gotta be a little impressive that even as a perpetually glowing thing i manage to have under eye circles that make me look not only haunted but bad
time for a fully sober cigarette
I am sure. I am merely a Democrat.
my life is hell man
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d4/cc/10/d4cc109e6f0d821dc28da495101b066e.jpg
"you have a drinking problem" ok i got so many other fascinating problems you could point out dont just stick with the one #substances
:33 < this whole time i thought mewr dave was ugly
disclaimr on every post abt my uglie son who hates me tht its abt my kitty breakfast not my notson dave
my dumb ass thought this post was abt dave
mr sandman man me a sand make him the sandest that ever manned
Think of the rabbits, Lennie....
3833 < God probably won't get you a fruity little drink, but Red Lobster will! > 38YY
((Just to be clear btw. I don't mind others goofing about to to some extent, but Cronus isn't secretly in the closet or anything. I don't really enjoy making those sorts of jokes myself, I don't like to imply that someone is a misogynist and is obsessed with upholding his own masculinity just because he's secretly gay. Cronus is like this because he's a bad person who chooses to be this way every day. He's #notgay and proud because he's a dickhead.))
Today is a very special occasion... Planetary Peach Cobbler Day. As such, Macro Cullsmos employees have been given the day off. Do not come in to work. Do NXT get crumbs in the clackkeys. #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
"Haha, I understood that reference!" I say this to my coworker who repeatedly forgets that up until two months ago, I spent nearly 16 years in the game without an Earth to keep up to date on. I try to keep up, but I am still at the Harlem Shake in the grand scope of Pop Culture References. I have so long to catch up on.
it's my birthday...
sburb any% speedrunnin gamefaq * step 1 pick any void class * step 2 when tha meteors find tha biggest one u can n build a 10ft by 10ft box w/ tha editor where its set 2 land * step 3 dupe as many toilets (cheapest large item) inside of it as tha game will allow * enter toilet box * when meteor hits tha physix engine will shit tha bed cuz of all tha toilet shards * use that time 2 clip in2 environment under tha floor * when planet xplodes game wont kno where 2 put u so safety mechanics spawns u on ur spare quest bed * get gt * when gt perform a backwards long void jump in2 tha bed, physix will launch u towards outer rim * if u did it rite when u reach tha outer meteor belt put as many meteors as u can in2 tha void * when sburb starts laggin perform another backwards long void jump in2 tha biggest meteor u can find ~and~ release all voided meteors * ull gain massive amnts of momentum *aim xactly away from skaia (use editor coords - x/y/z coords need 2 rise @ tha same rate) *when floatin point precision degrades u can do a backwards long voidjump n cuz of how sburb handles tha new universe doorway coords itll pop u there!!! * open door n stop timer follow me 4 more high level sburb gameplay n gamegrl articles
https://i.postimg.cc/3Ng75p2Q/shellfie.png Quick s)(ellfie before we get swamped! #casinonight
Fuck: My wife. Marry: My wife. Kill: Civilians.
So do I!!
i will keep u MEGAPOSTED on the #DirkUpdates
3833 < So long, Space Cowboy... > #sealpost https://64.media.tumblr.com/5e16e8b0e455fd6e836e74caf3fc57dc/783105ff0b25a48d-4f/s1280x1920/59eeb87a06a3d66d4cbb41c42fc910655a973c59.png
:0 Dont Play With My Heart Mr Stri...
TH1S 1S 4CTU4LLY TH3 ONLY V4L1D R3SPONS3 TH4NK YOU
CAN WE GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. WITH ALL THE SOFTHEARTED HUMANS. WHO KEEP TRYING TO "SAVE ME" FROM MY AWESOME ULTRAVIOLENCE JOB. AND DEMON CONTRACT. LOOK. NOTHING IN LIFE IS PERFECT. EXCEPT THE TOTAL OBLITERATION OF TIME AND SPACE. WHICH AWAITS US AT THE END. IS MY MANAGER A #BITCH AND #EVIL? OF COURSE. BUT SO AM I. THIS IS THE WAY OF MANAGEMENT. AND IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL AGAIN. WHICH I OFTEN DO. I WOULD DO IT EXACTLY THE SAME. ONLY HARDER. LONGER. AND MESSIER.
see every single thing gets a new note for me but it sure as fuck doesnt make it any more comprehensible
I miss her.
daily affirmations fr
You've passed. I'm proud of you.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MORPHEUS, MORPHEUS, DORPHEUS, ORPHEUS, GO EAT SOME WALRUSES, ORIFICES, PORRIDGES, MORPHEUS, MORPHEUS, GOING IN THE BUFFET AND WALRUSES, CONFIDENCE, CORPSESES, WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE, GO INTO YOUR ORFICES, RED PILL, BLUE PILL, MORPHEUS, WALRUSES, SEASHELLSBY THE SEAHORPHEUS. MORPHEUS DRINKING A FORTY IN A DEATH BASKET.
maybe a #strife would do somethin to jostle my brain back into working order
big slug. https://files.catbox.moe/jhnn5rj.pnng
#SUICIDE: POSTPONED!
thank you for your support in my sleepover everyone i could have never imagined so mmany friends would be interested in doing sleepover things i have read about and also the thing with the two human boys kissing for us to watch at some point in the night my hive got burnt down but im staying with one of my bestest friends coolscar while my lowblood disability checks fund the drone repair squad the sleepover will happen when repairs are finished im excited to see everyone! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #justiceforrankmaidssleepover, see you soon!, archive rating: M)
dressed Up like a million dollar troUper trying hard to look like gary cooper (sUper dUper!) come let’s mix where rockefellers walk with sticks or Umbrellas in their mitts pUttin’ on the ritz. #lyricposting #whoisgarycooper?
I do find it amusing to analyze the sort of surrealist pseudo culture on earth c. Yes, there are Chinese restaurants, but no China. The German language is fully available to learn, but there are no native speakers. It is all hints towards what was, and not what is. A society built on a fallen one. This would make for a more interesting sci-fi novel than the actual experience, though.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/5WZNCDFY/NORMAL-PSYCHIATRIST.PNG #NICEMAID RESIGNED!!!! BACK TO #HATRED! THANK THE LORD! #URMALDING #URBALDING #GETITTRENDING
:33< *SLAM* :33< AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@turncoatGoathead and @hystericalDame Have provided very convincing arguments, and I'm now on my way to become the proud papa of Miss Frieda the Calico. Maybe a bit of an on-the-nose reference but I think it suits her.
You're right, you're right! I'm in talks with the center now, and getting a cat carrier now.
#hellajeffweek DAY 6 - this would've been something similar to the actual april fools joke i was thinknig of https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj-MedicationTime.png mild #substance warning
:33 < there’s no point in worrying about things mew can’t fix. there’s no point worrying about things mew can’t fix. thinking too much is like thinking about nothing like water in the desert, trying to make the plants grow. mewr wasting purrecious think-pan space on itchy scratchy stuff, when mew should be filling it up with sugar cookie dough! when mewr f33ling unhappy, don’t think, don’t think. when mewr f33ling kind of sad, don’t think, don’t think. cause there’s no point in thinking about the things that mewr thinking about if the things that mewr thinking about are making thinking rough! and that’s how neppy stays so happy!
I am not attracted to that man, I just think he’s neat.
time #lyricposting
Real shit.
𖦤 High / praise, / brother :||
Once again considering becoming stupid forever. It seems much less torturous an existence when I see others who do not have any forethought or strong mental capacity. Like yes, try to get your toast out the toaster with a fork. Genius move. That could be me.
You and me both.
haha! i got it! i got my specibus back. the museum will recover, but i did destroy a few maybe priceless artifacts they'll probably have to re-alchemize.
W0rst part ab0ut being a gh0st is i will never pupate again s0 i will f0rever have t0 crane my neck t0 l00k up at my peers
From now on, no more reviving the worst individuals in paradox space.
I'm more partial to a good kris than a dirk https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/COLLECTIE_TROPENMUSEUM_Kris_met_schede_TMnr_A-1448.jpg
Sometimes I type things up and I type for a really long time then I look back at it and think to myself, "no one wants to read all that" Chat, how do I get someone else to adopt this skill? #whydidhesaythat
i got them to share :)
B33 < the bday gauntlet isnt kind to us lmeow
u can be ur own old man of ur dreams if u think about it #CodgerMaxxing #CodgerMaxxIt
huh?
can #freakyfriday also be #horror posting??? thatd be so fun >XO
dave is trying to teach me how to sing rap god :/
its folykl friday #folyklfriday
i wanna have a baja blast :D
HOLLLLLYYYYY SHIT AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH #Ahhhhhhhhh https://i.ibb.co/kVKJXdXx/IMG-8439.jpg
namin my son dovis and then abandonin him speedrun any%
i dont mind all too much.... i like your memories of the city anyway :)
I don't know about freaky friday but it is another #funnymailboxfriday. https://i.etsystatic.com/6591999/r/il/97a47e/839679678/il_1140xN.839679678_3x27.jpg
freaky fridays are just normal fridays to the joker.
assUming i Understand the reference to this “freaky friday” right, that woUld be a regUlar friday for me, UnfortUnately. for now.
3GGS 4R3 H4TCH1NG TON1GHT HOW B34UT1FUL
...having that conversation we've been putting off.
...I see that I underestimated the level of interest there would be in watching me and another (perhaps more? One cannot know their limits until they reach them¹) engaged in raw, less-than-fully clothed fisticuffs. Uncouth, yes, but I have been enlightened as to the appeal even further now. I do not know who my opponent(s) would be, though I do have a contender who has already volunteered themself and am excited for our potential match-up. In the meantime, I will study, begin learning how one might appropriately train, and do just that. ¹ Xigisi, Galekh. pp. 455., "A Miscellaneous Collection of Quotes, Expressions, and Dialogues Otherwise Necessary"
B33 < wishing everybody a penis friday
[[ My warrior cat art skills are being tested when I draw Mutini... ]]
Alright y'all who2 forr3al in for fight club cau23 I might actually want to mak3 that happ3n mayb3 lik3 a #ThrowdownThur2day
Jeff the..... Mediator.
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage Someone will say, "What is lost can never be saved" Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage https://media.tenor.com/v_IoNU8EhSkAAAAj/ratjam.gif #lyricsposting
My bad.
I'm actually going to sanction that museum heist. I will ensure the presence of an appropriate amount of non-lethally armed guards, security cameras, and heat-detection lasers. Have fun.
i remain the realest mfer out here
THERE ARE A M1LL10N STR1DERS, BUT 0NLY 0NE CUEBALL HEAD.
꩜Going to the olive gardeN. Can’t wait to see how many breadsticks i can eat this timE.꩜
I would also like to mention the army of Dave Striders, and variants of Dave Striders, I have amassed. All of you concern me, but many of you also concern me deeply. (This post does not apply to Dirk Strider and Dirk Strider variants—my relationship with them is too complex and my feelings are extremely mixed.)
They also make me have gay thoughts and that's weird too.
I'm nobodys favorite user and that's actually a good thing.
A FAV0R1TES L1ST FR0M 3 - 1: 3: TR0LLBAMA. 2: EVERY S1NGLE STR1DER. 3: CYBERSTAN.
... Based. Carry on.
(=\>.</=) Little hurt but understandapurrl.
I have many "favorites" on this site, but I will say I am currently a fan of @hellaJeff and his variants. The comics are quite amusing to me.
HE1GHT? 1 W0ULD SAY MAYBE 18 FEET. P0SS1BLY 22 FEET 1F Y0U 1NCLUDE THE CANN0N.
my plan has worked
i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES, i, rESPECT THE RIGHT, oF MY FRIENDS, tO MAKE THEIR OWN, qUADRANT RELATED CHOICES,
Am I going crazy? Would I ephen know? Am I right back where I started phourteen years ago? Wanna guess the ending? Iph it epher does I swear to God that all I'phe epher wanted was A little bit oph epherything, all oph the time A bit oph epherything, all oph the time Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime I'm phinished playing, and I'm staying inside Iph I wake up in a house that's phull oph smoke I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke When I'm phully irrelephant and totally broken, damn it Call me up and tell me a joke Oh, shit, you're really joking at a time like this? Well, well, look who's inside again Went out to look phor a reason to hide again Well, well, buddy, you phound it Now come out with your hands up We'phe got you surrounded
I need better taste in men, dear god.
its weird to think that my pals all have kids and stuff now.
FOR THE NEXT TRIPS IN THE FUTURE. FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST PLACES TO GO! - RAIN FOREST CAFE - JIMMY BUFFETT'S MARGARITAVILLE - OLIVE GARDEN - BUFFALO WILD WINGS (OOC INFORMATION BELOW)
// Hey a reminder that hating people OOC is nasty behavior. I dont know why i have to keep saying this but people aren't their fucking characters.
§o long a§ Eridan doe§ not pre§§ charge§, you are in the clear. Limit mentioning thi§ to anyone anywhere el§e.
// preach
I am impressed you lasted ten seconds, even from an outsider perspective. She is quite a fighter. Great work.
(( favorite album of all time ))
fight club. #beetleweek https://media.tenor.com/QpDPpAmDEksAAAAM/hollow-knight-hollow-knight-bugs.gif
aradia megid0 c0mmiting t0 the bit since 2010.
arrived on the scene bout to take you for a spin youve never heard a dude drop a verse so cold gives you goosebumps on your skin now lean back observe and open up your ears because im popping on this track and swaying on these gears
A tongue lashing so fierce its sent me simpering back to my writers room!
yeah that's a good banner image.
yeah yeah..
OH THE FRIES WERE GREAT. CRISPY ON THE OUTSIDE, SOFT ON THE INSIDE. SALTED WELL. AT THE END OF THE DAY THERE'S NOT A LOT TO SAY ABOUT FRIES THEY JUST ARE WHAT THEY ARE. AND WHAT THEY ARE IS FUCKING DELICIOUS SO THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER.
1 th1nk the next ch1ttr trend zh0uld be tell1n 0l reaper whut ur fav0r1te pazzw0rd 1z
Coffee isn't strong enough, I need triple shot whiskey in it. #substances
i like them. #beetleweek. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/06/Godknight.webp
Fun Zelda fact: The playable part of the Song of Healing is the same as Saria's song, reversed. This has fascinating implications, especially when considering the perversion of innocence and the cost of naivete present throughout Majora's Mask. ▼
Rhinoceros beetles, fucking sweet dude
... Yeah, alright. I'll give that one to you.
OOC // UPDATED PINNED POST Jane Crocker. Earth-C. Details below. https://gutsygumshoe-chittr.carrd.co/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0d6b970c1f1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b068a46fc3d1.png
GOOD QuESTION. AND THANK YOu FOR JOINING uS. STRANGuLATION. A HORIZONTAL INCISION JuST ABOVE THE VOCAL CORDS. BuT INSTEAD OF GAROTTE WIRING. IT WOuLD BE MY BARE GODDAMN HANDS. https://i.imgur.com/SiMBx7L.gif
Who drew this. This looks nothing like me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09ba1e68ab9d.png
guys ive been wanting to speak on this for a while but olive gardens menu has been on a serious decline i mean for real every fucking time i walk up in that joint the menu is missing like entire pages worth of items i love italian food as much as the next bastard but you need variety on a menu like that not everyone wants specifically spaghetti meatballs or alfredo or chicken parm or ravioli or fucking whatever come on og step your shit up but keep the breadsticks the same
My team and I are signing a bill at the moment to legalize "Gayer" marriage. It is similar to gay marriage, which is legal. The largest difference is it is more homosexual. Those currently partaking in gay marriage may file for gayer marriage.
#MinionMonday !! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6dcec06d43b3.webp
hello ben drowned.
I am glad my words impacted you, that is all I can hope for. Please alert me or my team if you need any further assistance.
I can confirm the truth of this matter. You are exactly right. I believe the mark of a good leader is the ability to accept those that do not feel able to accept themselves. From the looks of it, Mr. Strider has not slain the individual which he is referring to, so that in itself is a testimony to his self-restraint. I try to be proud of all my constituents. There are many things to be proud of, especially in the case of Mr. Strider here.
I'm not growing old by the blade, but that makes two of us. ▼
------------------------- ◁ ◁ ▷ ▷ ▽ ▽ ------------------------- #songposting ▼
FFUCK tthe LISA soundttrack is so goatted. Listten tto exploding heartts rn
i was giving my kid a little kiss on the forehead and bashed my head against the wall
peep this one repair kit - rk spam mail edit #quick https://soundcloud.com/repair_kit/rk-spam-mail-edit-quick #dsmusicreccs
Sometimes I feel like I haven't done enough, to get my mother justice, for having her life senselessly ended by Jack Noir. However, I also, on balance, wonder what else or more, even, that I could have done? Life is confusing sometimes.
swords.
im sorry for your lost
ok which one of you FR-EAKS is droppin flowers and painted eggs on my spot cuz i need ya to STOP T)(AT S)(IT
Oh thank cod. I'm not the only one wvho had eggs showv up at their hivwe. I thought it wvas some kinda misguided attempt at threatenin' me.
found egg. in my hive. thats not. supposed. to be there. who goes. there.
Dave you are right we need to spice it up with different killing methods. Lets add the guillotine
had a dream last night that my guts kept spilling out of my stomach during average situations which was more #embarrassing than anything else #gore
i don't know how exactly easter of all things made it to earth c. but it is really funny how they've syncretized it with their own myths, e.g. us. there's no mention of jesus to be found, and people think the easter bunny is my fursona.
nvm figured it out
>>| why the fuck there's so many small hopbeasts .and .eggs scattered .around .in the forest? .is this .another prank .of .a fucking fiesta .outside?
After eridan is crucified we sh0uld beat him with sticks like a pinata and see if eggs sh00t 0ut #nsfw
3833 < Easter doesn't exist on Alterra, but I'm glad you're all having fun with eggs! >
Eggs are all o'er m'island. Colorfully painted. \/\/\/\/ho did this?
despite not feeling great i did still hide some stuff around for the little guy only he cant eat candy so i put some shiny rocks and mini gel pens in them instead trust me he is thrilled by anything colorful and/or shiny
i am too tired to attend a crucification
theres no subvversion on this one guys jane is genuinely goin to crucify me #eridanwweek #someonehelpme #justkidding #nobodycan
>:(
G3ND3R 1SNT R34L WOM3N 4R3 JUST TH3 ON3S 1 TH1NK 4R3 HOT 4ND M3N 4R3 3V3RYON3 3LS3
the worst thing i think to get used to after my magical impromptu god-bod transition was making sure to move my dick out of the way of the zipper because i was so used to just zipping that fly up like mario climbing up a donkey kong ladder that the first time it happened i let out an absolutely tremendous wail that would make mel gibson proud leaving me curled up on the floor like peter griffin eating shit on the pavement #nsfw?? #tmi
I hate shorts. They're uncomfortable and difficult to wear.
(( Stridercest is fucking crazy if i see another bitch on here ever talk about it i will go fucking crazy genuinely )) #incest #youfuckersannoyme #nobodyrnbutiamwatching
:33< OH BOY! :DD!!!
LANGUAGE. is what i would say if i was.a square
i am probably not going to engage in the actual eating of the candy if i can help it.
geez… i really just made myself feel old because i just realized some of the memories that have been stirred up by all of this were like ten years ago the fuck
---malleablePersonage [MP] has sent one_ounce(final)(finalfinal).obj--- (It is a pretty decent looking bag of weed, and a bong with a shitty jpeg skull lovingly etched into the glass.)
Watched "I Saw The TV Glow." Absolutely wrecked but we ride.
#NOWPLAYING SONG: IFHY - TYLER THE CREATOR HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/0NJW4SKY3GBFL2ORL1P8HR?SI=1C496F0902164089
tHaTs aLsO WhAt i wAs tHiNkIn gReAt mInDs tHiNk aLiKe