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#regret not drinking at all tonight cause instead all ive done is lay around and think too damn much about shit also the headache and the vague nausea and the everything else arent ideal
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imma be real with you guys i dont know what the fuck im saying half the time
Happy Wriiggliing Day tw0 2triider’2 friiend.
Oh, all right.* *FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY. #nsfw I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c6afb9be7a7.jpeg
F (Foxworthy), M (Swanson), K (Funke). #nsfw
i've decided that my party won't be a safe zone for purging. all bets are off. i hope you still come to my party, though.
You've passed. I'm proud of you.
I am, in fact, the worst best bro in the universe. #vagueposting #mentalhealth
I know they really dont want to but i think they really should talk about their feelings with each other. #vagueposting
reminder theres wways to make cullin/murder painless and easy but therere a MILLION other wways to eek out evvery last drop of that swweet sufferin screamin wwhat drowwns out other horrors bellowwing in the night and i just prefer doin it like that #nsfww
THE IDEA OF BEING BESTOWED MY ADULT TITLE WAS SOMETHING I'D KIND OF RELEGATED TO A PIPE DREAM BUT THAT MIGHT HAPPEN TODAY? FUCKING CRAZY.
Too complicated to express.
Wait? Raise of )(ands, )(ow many trolls don't know we )(ave four sexes?? I t)(oug)(t t)(ey taug)(t t)(at in sex ed for everyone!!
my real one
You try to be )(elpful and urge caution, and people call you a killjoy. Let's see w)(o you ask for )(elp from w)(en t)(e inevitable does )(appen. 3BP
https://i.postimg.cc/W1qwrbZ9/image-2026-04-07-112332133.png Starting early with victory. #chess
GOOD 'MORNING'. STILL NOT USED TO USING THAT PARLANCE FOR THE TIME I WAKE UP- EVERY TIME I GO OUTSIDE I FLINCH THINKING THE SUN MIGHT FRY ME LIKE TEMPURA. SPEAKING OF, MANY THINGS HAVE, APPARENTLY, BEEN RE-CREATED ON EARTH-C DURING THE TIMESKIP SO TODAY WE HAVE TEMPURA FOR BREAKFAST. I HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS ISN'T A TYPICAL FOOD USED FOR THE MORNING MEAL TO WHICH I SAY FUCK YOU ITS GOOD AND I'M EATING IT.
Kid's sick which means he's grounded until he stops coughing.
GOG SOM3T1M3S 1 M1SS TH3M #V4GU3POST1NG #P4TH3T1C #UGH #STOPB31NGS4D
I'm not misogynistic. I'm gay. Two very different things.
I don't know. Don't give me a crisis.
if you think about it "wwoman" has "man" in it wwhich means wwomen are twwice as cool because theyre actually both
#Nailedit.
Can I still #vagueposting about accidentally killing his wife if he's on chittr? What he doesn't know won't hurt him. Right?
EATING UTENSIL LOCATED IN MEALBLOCK.
if you choose well in fallout: new vegas you can do that last one as many times as you want
ITS SO COLD TODAY. ALTERNIA WAS NEVER THIS COLD. #ADDMOREDATACENTERS #ENCOURAGEGLOBALWARMING
I’D BELIEVE IT.
I keep misreading the word chit as clit. Is this anything? #nsfw #sorrywomen???
Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
out there there are timelines worth of daves stained in red #suggestive
Most of #subtance/#substances reads as though they are fucking with me in particular about their drug/alcohol based usage.
♥️ Lowblood ladies are so beautiful. ♥️ There's just something about them...
Bro was an asshole. He got better though. I guess. He was cool before he died.
guess i wasnt as gentle gnawing on the server as i thought
my type. yea i am typing right now so true
holy shit i didn't think someone actually would thank you
dave when i get you
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why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
THAT SOUNDS MISERABLE. BUT ALSO ENLIGHTENING. THANK YOU.
￣\ yes chef thank youchef /￣
This is true; I checked.
this post has been fact-checked by real abstinence patriots ✅ TRUE ✅
Great. Now I have good luck bart stuck in my head
You have to stop at Moe's because you're Homer Simpson.
Somebody called me homie the other day so I said it back to them in marge Simpson voice.
anyways, morning.
3833 < The differences between my timeline and other post-game timelines makes me ponder if anything I say is applicab > 3833 < POST CANCELED THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT MY PUZZLE >
... ... ... Good morning.
i can't believe this revisionist history.
Utterly fucking soulless comic made to fill a void that I cannot locate but know is there. https://i.postimg.cc/DfJvWfhr/mycomic.webp
I just realised the song I referenced is sixteen human years old. I cannot 8e seen for how outd8ted my pop references are, I must leave.
3833 < 300pc puzzle, it's you and me this morning... >
another night another notch turned in the commmmplex pulley systemmmm holding the cartoonishly large anvil over all of our skulls
oh, are we posting oUr heights? i'm 6'5"! the tallest of my groUp, to be sUre, bUt actUally qUite diminUtive for a cherUb! :U
i started drinking hot dog water after bro vanished with the doll
DAMN, alright i take it back, go apeshit go crazy
#NowListening Mystery Skulls - Every Note https://youtu.be/iuAd0QIipMA?si=9FOpu0MPPS2SudVD
:33< furk yesssss!
"You changed fr." I was ten. But okay. #vagueposting.
Committing biological whorefare. #nsfw
This is an intro post or something, ig. I'm Dirk, just Dirk. Not really a fan of the last name. Arts cool, ig. I don't really care. That's all.
✿ thanks brudda needed dat motivation
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
This shit is so ass.
Collect my pages. Collect my notebooks. Navigate my maze. Find the jiggys. Get the power stars. Reunite the pieces of the master emerald.
:33 < :DD ! :33 < i am overjoyed someone f33ls the same!! :33 < there is nothing better when your meal is packed with meat you know??
maybe so.. regardless i appreciate your... advice? if that's what we're calling it..
this is one big b dude thank god were all holding this shit together
oh yea my b for not having your back on that one
It's important to count your victories where you can. ▼
fuck yes id love that so much
so fucking true number go up have fun engagement farming