Dave Strider

@turnedTables

Eminem's #1 fan || sBaHJ creator || AJ inspector || He/Him || DMs Open ♡ - @carcinogenicityGrows ♢ ♧ ♤

Blood: RustAge: 24 years11.1 sweepsKult Score: 1547Kull Score: 194729 followers 35 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@turnedTables[TT]

make this a hit chit rn i need to prove something thanks

Kult: +42

Kull: +10

Total: 52

Ratio: 4.20

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

@freakNasty[FN]

u rn https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2135.jpeg

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @freakNasty[FN]

@turnedTables[TT]

youre so right unfortunately two more likes and im just as rich

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

dr. p soda so-so-soda

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

@jegbertGame[JG]

dave, it's "SIPPING on the dr. p soda".

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @jegbertGame[JG]

@turnedTables[TT]

jegbert i touch grass sometimes im sorry i fucked the meme

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

@jegbertGame[JG]

why would you fuck a meme? gross dude!

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @jegbertGame[JG]

@turnedTables[TT]

yoooooo im dead

🚬 𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖆 💋

@annihilationAttendent[AA]

バーはゴミ箱なので、二度とマイクを拾うことはありません。(Your bars are trash, never pick up a microphone again.)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@turnedTables[TT]

word of the day: chud

Kult: +69

Kull: +42

Total: 111

Ratio: 1.64

Prince Sylink Protah

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@singularityManifest[SM]

@tent★tivelyTenebrous

@tentativelyTenebrous

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Karleh Buraises

Chittr's #1 fumbler. She fumbled Cronus twice. She's so cooked.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<@consequentlyOblique @nicheLarper @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek @goldenGigabyte #TEAMCHUD ASSEMBLE!

@consequentlyOblique @nicheLarper @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek @goldenGigabyte

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

hey

↩ @tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Repoorting foor duty

Kult: +5

Total: 5

kaikka mohdem !!!

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@goldenGigabyte[GG]

-=[ ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶_☺]=-

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@lackadaisicalFervor[LF]

☆ — hell yeah !t !z!!! ☆‿☆

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@nicheLarper[NL]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/l647xz9xahcaaaad/thpeed-covering-mouth.gif

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

i want hamburger helper but karkat banned it from our 'hive' or whatever

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

the snail it finally did a flip maybe they arent as bummy as i thought

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

You have been watching this thing for over an hour I think.

↩ @titlesTranquilized[TT]

@turnedTables[TT]

and for over an hour it has disappointed me, until now

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

Barak Trollbama

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Verified

A user of established repute

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@barackObama[BO]

Patience is a virtue!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @barackObama[BO]

@turnedTables[TT]

youre so right mr. trollbama if it werent for your guidance who knows where we'd be today

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

You always have to give everyone the time to grow into what they are.

@turnedTables[TT]

oh god its heartburn

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@turnedTables[TT]

again if no one got me i know trollbama got me

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

dove "sprite" strider

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@transgenderGamer[TG]

literally

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@turnedTables[TT]

sometimes i just be saying shit just to say shit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

five nights of flippin burgers for the lot of you

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@turnedTables[TT]

five nights at freddys this five nights at freddys that, how about five nights of employment

Kult: +40

Kull: +45

Total: 85

Ratio: 0.89

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Let's Get Five Nights Of Job Applications Going, " Gang ".

Kult: +5

Total: 5

[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@arenaceousAlchemy[AA]

[ >THE WIZARD DOTH BE "SELF-EMPLOYED"_ ]

↩ @arenaceousAlchemy[AA]

@turnedTables[TT]

but did the wizard file 1040 on their taxes this year

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

@bummelBoogie[BB]

isn’t that the game alread7 though

↩ @bummelBoogie[BB]

@turnedTables[TT]

youre telling me you got up and went to stay five whole nights at a fictional pizza place and got paid for it during that time

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@arenaceousAlchemy[AA]

[ >OF COURSETH IT DID, AS A LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD IT WOULD BE MOST UNWISE TO FUCKETH WITH THE MACHINATIONS OF THE TROLL IRS_ ]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arenaceousAlchemy[AA]

@turnedTables[TT]

youre so real to me evil wizard

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

why does this site gotta turn everything into a freak off... #nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@turnedTables[TT]

obviously im joking please its funny

@generousTempurament[GT]

╭╯╭╯ <• EWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 𑁤

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@turnedTables[TT]

update: this snail is still boring and theres no way in hell its doing an ollie i tried guys.

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Put some salt on it.

Verified

A user of established repute

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechGoghead[TG]

have you tried treats to entice it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @titlesTranquilized[TT]

@turnedTables[TT]

i cannot or else karkat is going to beat me to death #violence but in a joking way

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Domestic abuse?

↩ @turntechGoghead[TG]

@turnedTables[TT]

youre right the biggest motivator of all; im going to offer it a redbull and see where we get from there

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechGoghead[TG]

let me know how that goes man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

well i think ive seen enough of chittr

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

@gallowsExecution[GE]

W41T 1 GOT ON3 MOR3 TH1NG B3FOR3 YOU L34V3 HOLD ON

↩ @gallowsExecution[GE]

@turnedTables[TT]

im dreading this

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

@gallowsExecution[GE]

9/11 D3HUM1D1F13R HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/9M4PCW8S/SCR33NSHOT-20260513-191551.PNG

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @gallowsExecution[GE]

@turnedTables[TT]

maybe the site is healing

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

@gallowsExecution[GE]

1 D1D 1T 1 S4V3D TH3 S1T3 >:]

@gallowsExecution[GE]

1 WOULD K1LL FOR SOM3 L1TTL3 C43S4RS CR4ZY BR34D ONG

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@gallowsCalibratorr[GC]

CR4ZY BR34D? 1 TH1NK YOU M34N ORD1N4RY BR34D

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallowsCalibratorr[GC]

@gallowsExecution[GE]

SH1T YOU R1GHT F4M

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

its greed sickens me

@turnedTables[TT]

this snail isnt interested in anything @carcinogenicityGrows its time for a new pet

@carcinogenicityGrows

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@carcinogenicityGrows[CG]

IT’S A SNAIL. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IT TO DO? IT’S NOT GOING TO STAND UP AND DO A FLIP.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinogenicityGrows[CG]

@turnedTables[TT]

oh karkat are you about to have your socks knocked clear the fuck off

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

@carcinogenicityGrows[CG]

MY SOCKS REMAIN, STRIDER.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@turnedTables[TT]

tch man fuck this im giving it a tech deck and teaching it how to do ollies and shit one sec

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

karkat got me watching this bum ass aquatic snail and so far its just consumed everything in its path

Kult: +52

Kull: +40

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.30

transgender

love yourself

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

dude i used to have some of these guys they died in like 5 days

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @turntechGirlhead[TG]

@turnedTables[TT]

ive somehow kept this thing alive for like the last 3 months or so and it laid like 2 clutches of eggs and i guess im doing something right if its doing that

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

transgender

love yourself

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

goddamn you got a cool ass snail

↩ @turntechGirlhead[TG]

@turnedTables[TT]

didnt know they were chill like that fr

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

transgender

love yourself

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

is it cute too

↩ @turntechGirlhead[TG]

@turnedTables[TT]

i cant lie its really cute but dont tell karkat i confessed to that shit because i told him something way different

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

transgender

love yourself

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

you’re secrets safe with me bro i love the way they wiggle their stupid little antennae things

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGirlhead[TG]

@turnedTables[TT]

i think their mouths are really neat, like wdym they just go around ':3' all the time

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

bring back pagers now

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@turnedTables[TT]

karkat got me watching crazy shit tonight