Dave Strider
@turnedTables
Eminem's #1 fan || sBaHJ creator || AJ inspector || He/Him || DMs Open
i win guys pack it up https://i.imgur.com/F6ICCzZ.png
cuddling my boyfriend or whatever and he just fucking rolls over and bites the fuck out of my arm??? thanks man. see you in court smh. #nsfw ish
shouldnt have let your guard down man
I'M EMOTIONALLY TORN BETWEEN HATING THIS POST AND WANTING PEOPLE TO BITE YOU
love rolling over and waking up to my angry boyfriend looking at me with hearts in his eyes basically. like yeah babe, the angry front is really, REALLY intimidating especially with all the love in your eyes man. really got me shivering in my timb(er)s right now. #nsfw (quad stuff or something like that)
“Wow, I LOVE destroying the natural rainforest! Destroying natural habitats and lush undergrowths is soooo sexy!” Said no one. Ever. Put down that razor. This isn’t you. Burn that shaving cream. Return and refund it. You have no idea what you are undoing. #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow
im literally always saying this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about us trimmers?
Trimming is necessary for a major motion picture event. There isn’t a film in existence that didn’t go through extensive shortening and curation during the process of creation. Cutting is for the marketing department and the Hayes Code abiding cowards. Do not mistake my meaning. You are worthy.
I always want to be ready for my closeup.
so glad i’m not the dave that fumbled karkat you gotta be out of your fucking mind man #nsfw #red #redquad #quad
karkat looked at me and asked my why our room is hot probably because you didn’t - how shit he just collapsed lmfao
karkat got made over the #feet joke post about poetry or whatever and now he’s turned away from me in bed mumbling dumbass on repeat how do i fix this chat
bro let me watch too much spongebob while growing up that’s why i’m like this
karkat just told me about feet being in poetry or something what is bro yapping about… pentameter? good fucking grief just give me a kiss so i can sleep fawk #nsfw #nsfwish
got AM hating on my shit when he doesn’t even have a penis to explode #nsfw
mr. electric send this reader to the penis explosion chamber #nsfw
would say all my exes live in texas but let’s face it that just ain’t true
it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits - jesus or something idk
if you see karkat full throttle screaming in my face leave me alone i'm exactly where i wanna be #nsfw
thats valid tb h
boys will be boys!
i'm always saying this.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/de/fc/2fdefcb37db84abd7f533df11eee9a27.jpg
got my ex following me on here life can be so crazy sometimes
damn not even 5 mins in and i got like 10+ notifs got me feeling famous
thats what im sayin like this social media shit easy as fuck when you slap the strider brand on it