Dave Strider

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables

Eminem's #1 fan || sBaHJ creator || AJ inspector || He/Him || DMs Open ♡ - @carcinogenicityGrows ♢ ♧ ♤

Blood: RustAge: 24 years11.1 sweepsKult Score: 1666Kull Score: 213730 followers 36 following

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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@insufferablePrick[IP]

my therapist aka my sister says i should reach out to more striders and share experiences or whatever the fuck so i am if you were pinged its cause i wanna know something and how specific to me my lived experiences were but feel free to chime in strider or no do any of you remember that dogshit quarter eater cueball game motherfucking lil hustler https://arcarc.xmission.com/PDF_Arcade_Manuals_and_Schematics/Lil%20Hustler.pdf

@scratchDoc @turntechGodbeheaded @turntableGodhead @turntechGodsaid @broStrider @broStrider#9635 @beatboxingHeart @twostepGodhead @itsDirk @turndeadGodthriller @turnedTables @daveBot @daveStrider

Kult: +24

Kull: +7

Total: 31

Ratio: 3.43

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

yo man, what’s good

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

dont need to be verified to know im the realest

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME BEYOND ALL FUCKING BELIEF TO ADMIT IT, THIS IS PRETTY MUCH MY STANCE ON THE WHOLE 'VERIFIED ACCOUNT' THING. I WOULDN'T USE THESE WORDS BECAUSE THEY'RE ONES THAT COULD ONLY BE FORMED FROM THE DROOLING MAW OF THE BLUNTEST TOOL THE IMPLEMENTS BLOCK HAS TO OFFER BUT THEY'RE CORRECT WORDS NONETHELESS. I DON'T NEED SOME SHINY TICK MARK FLOATING AROUND MY FACE TO KNOW THAT OUT OF THE ENDLESS JABBERING LITANY OF KARKATS, I'M PROBABLY THE CLOSEST TO 'THE REAL GUY' THAT THERE EVER WILL BE. CARBOLIC GETS CLOSE BY VIRTUE OF BEING A GUY WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO CAVE MY OWN SKULL IN WITH THE CLAW OF A HAMMER EVERY CONVERSATION WE HAVE BUT STILL. DUDE HAS HIS OWN ISSUES. POINT IS. I'M THE REAL GUY, AND ANYONE WHO USES A VERIFICATION MARK IS MAKING THEMSELF LESS REAL BY PROXY. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU FUCKED IT UP FOR YOURSELF AND THERE'S NO TAKING IT BACK.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

thats real as fuck man, youre real to me. verification or not. i was just talking out my ass about this post though lol.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

WHAT, NO BRASH DISMISSAL? NO WITTICISM TO THROW AT ME THAT WILL MAKE ME MAD NOT BECAUSE OF ITS CONTENTS BUT BECAUSE YOU JUST MADE SOME BULLSHIT THAT BARELY FITS IN THE PAN? NO FIGHTING? I'M ALMOST DISAPPOINTED, BUT IT'S KIND OF REFRESHING TO FIND EVEN ONE DAVE WHO ISN'T CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO TRY AND ONE UP ME OR GET IN MY PANTS FRAME ONE. SO CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING TOLERABLE. DON'T MESS THIS UP FOR YOURSELF.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

i mean if you wanna keyboard fight then sure, we can have at it whenever. as for trying to get into your pants? nah, i have the commonsense to just assume that not every karkat wants to get tangled up all in this. in other words; hush, you're safe now.

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

never been to olive garden lowkey but it seems nasty as fuck

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

youre not missing out much

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

imagine not being invited to davehour thats true horror right there

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

Roxy Lalonde (Neko)

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

yea ikr fellow dave

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

oddly suspicious color dave but ill let it slide for now

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Ultimate Dirk Fuckin' Strider.

@triumphantTestificate[TT]

#dirkhour

Kult: +12

Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

man we claimed this hour already find a different hour.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@adaptiveWheel[AW]

Peep the glow up https://i.postimg.cc/pLDWxS8s/Screenshot-20260610-173023.png #davehour

Kult: +35

Kull: +5

Total: 40

Ratio: 7.00

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

you have a trustworthy aura for real

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

people are really trying to silence dave hour smh this is so davephobic

Kult: +80

Kull: +80

Total: 160

Ratio: 1.00

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

oh i can fix this or whatever one sec ahem stop this isnt you, i know the real you, we dont have to do this, we can make things work, come back please </3

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

you dont even know me tho

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transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@condesceVessel[CV]

I know Daves in general.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@adaptiveWheel[AW]

🥹

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transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@condesceVessel[CV]

Don't you fucking dare

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

i cant lie i dont know what this emoji is but im just gonna assume its your interp of us kissing rn

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

you cant get between true love

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

im built different

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@adaptiveWheel[AW]

☝️

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

holy shit you're a different dude what's good lmfao

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

with my last post being said if you hate me youre a real chud

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

true a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller indeed

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

you know what hell yeah man go off

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

some of you guys dont know how hard it is being dave fr

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@adaptiveWheel[AW]

https://i.postimg.cc/X7Rmj7kb/Screenshot-20260610-171437.png

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

is this a threat

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@adaptiveWheel[AW]

✓

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

damn

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

make this a hit chit rn i need to prove something thanks

Kult: +42

Kull: +10

Total: 52

Ratio: 4.20

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

@freakNasty[FN]

u rn https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2135.jpeg

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

youre so right unfortunately two more likes and im just as rich

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

dr. p soda so-so-soda

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@jegbertGame[JG]

dave, it's "SIPPING on the dr. p soda".

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

jegbert i touch grass sometimes im sorry i fucked the meme

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@jegbertGame[JG]

why would you fuck a meme? gross dude!

Kult: +12

Total: 12

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

yoooooo im dead