Dave Strider

Guard Dog

This user is loyal to the Peixes name.

nonbinary

love yourself

Terminated Save

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@uprootedGarden[UG]

hopping in da microwave

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Call that a microwaved hot dog. It's a stretch but y'know what I'm not backpedaling so.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde

Bored as hell someone tell me a juicy secret.

Kult: +95

Kull: +80

Total: 175

Ratio: 1.19

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Nuka Cola CAPitalist

Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Watermelon.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @thewwizardofFruit[TF]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Grapes blow, apples rule.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @princeofLight[PL]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Crabdad has a tatoo?? Can we count crabdad as a dad..?

↩ @therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Reminds me of the "GRASSHOPPER" meme.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

RosemarySprite

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Mothergrub Pride

This user never forgets where the planet came from.

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

Ashen One

This user vacillates ashen gray.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

transgender

love yourself

@tentacleAuxiliatrix[TA]

I Know, Shocking Isn't It?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleAuxiliatrix[TA]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

I won't tell anyone.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jade harley

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Good Boy

This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.

good dog best friend

the bestest boy ever ever :D

@geoselenicGnosticism[GG]

I have a dog tail.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @geoselenicGnosticism[GG]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

My mind is absolutely fucking blown. What next? Dog ears? We can't keep doing this Harley.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

Jade harley

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Good Boy

This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.

good dog best friend

the bestest boy ever ever :D

@geoselenicGnosticism[GG]

I'm sorry to inform you there may be dog ears 😔

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @geoselenicGnosticism[GG]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

We're gonna have to obviously have a serious talk about this later. Smh.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

idk

@scratchDoc @turntechGodbeheaded @turntableGodhead @turntechGodsaid @broStrider @broStrider#9635 @beatboxingHeart @twostepGodhead @itsDirk @turndeadGodthriller @turnedTables @daveBot @daveStrider

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@insufferablePrick[IP]

my therapist aka my sister says i should reach out to more striders and share experiences or whatever the fuck so i am if you were pinged its cause i wanna know something and how specific to me my lived experiences were but feel free to chime in strider or no do any of you remember that dogshit quarter eater cueball game motherfucking lil hustler https://arcarc.xmission.com/PDF_Arcade_Manuals_and_Schematics/Lil%20Hustler.pdf

Kult: +24

Kull: +7

Total: 31

Ratio: 3.43

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

yo man, what’s good

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

dont need to be verified to know im the realest

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Karkat Vantas

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME BEYOND ALL FUCKING BELIEF TO ADMIT IT, THIS IS PRETTY MUCH MY STANCE ON THE WHOLE 'VERIFIED ACCOUNT' THING. I WOULDN'T USE THESE WORDS BECAUSE THEY'RE ONES THAT COULD ONLY BE FORMED FROM THE DROOLING MAW OF THE BLUNTEST TOOL THE IMPLEMENTS BLOCK HAS TO OFFER BUT THEY'RE CORRECT WORDS NONETHELESS. I DON'T NEED SOME SHINY TICK MARK FLOATING AROUND MY FACE TO KNOW THAT OUT OF THE ENDLESS JABBERING LITANY OF KARKATS, I'M PROBABLY THE CLOSEST TO 'THE REAL GUY' THAT THERE EVER WILL BE. CARBOLIC GETS CLOSE BY VIRTUE OF BEING A GUY WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO CAVE MY OWN SKULL IN WITH THE CLAW OF A HAMMER EVERY CONVERSATION WE HAVE BUT STILL. DUDE HAS HIS OWN ISSUES. POINT IS. I'M THE REAL GUY, AND ANYONE WHO USES A VERIFICATION MARK IS MAKING THEMSELF LESS REAL BY PROXY. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU FUCKED IT UP FOR YOURSELF AND THERE'S NO TAKING IT BACK.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

thats real as fuck man, youre real to me. verification or not. i was just talking out my ass about this post though lol.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

Karkat Vantas

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

WHAT, NO BRASH DISMISSAL? NO WITTICISM TO THROW AT ME THAT WILL MAKE ME MAD NOT BECAUSE OF ITS CONTENTS BUT BECAUSE YOU JUST MADE SOME BULLSHIT THAT BARELY FITS IN THE PAN? NO FIGHTING? I'M ALMOST DISAPPOINTED, BUT IT'S KIND OF REFRESHING TO FIND EVEN ONE DAVE WHO ISN'T CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO TRY AND ONE UP ME OR GET IN MY PANTS FRAME ONE. SO CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING TOLERABLE. DON'T MESS THIS UP FOR YOURSELF.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

Dave Hour

go my davelings.