♦ pitied by @turnedTables
i'd fuck sømeøne før søme ølive garden rn #nsfw
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never been to olive garden lowkey but it seems nasty as fuck
I know Daves in general.
i am too inebriated for this i’m going to need all the striders to exit my dms immediately #substance
バーはゴミ箱なので、二度とマイクを拾うことはありません。(Your bars are trash, never pick up a microphone again.)
why would you fuck a meme? gross dude!
dave, it's "SIPPING on the dr. p soda".
w)(o t)(e fuck is freddy
TH3 HOTT3ST B1TCH3S 4R3 TH3 H4RD3ST TO R4G3B41T
dude i used to have some of these guys they died in like 5 days
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Trollbama hated my chit. I guess I AM worthless afterall.
PLSSSSSS DONT MAKE ME GET A REAL JOB I NEED 2 PLAY 16 HOURS OF EMERALD KAIZO REHATCHED & THEN TAKE A 14 HOUR NAP W/ #LeCats :( :(
aw dangit i was too slow.
was so focused on the ahngovr of it all i forgot u said u were cravin sweets idk make a cake
oh snap??? that is messed up!!
Dear Chitters, It has come to my attention that a member of our congregation has been Denined the right to Chit with us, and it is a shame rhat our current Bunker Resident has been silent about it. This will be a day that lives in Infamy for our fledgling site, a Blatant disregard of the Chitter user's protected speech. In retaliation, I have called a group of extremely talented and Brave interna together to enact a plan in freeing the user, A Boeing 747 is currently Enroute to the Cueballs home, with more to follow if he does not Comply. -From the Second, not as cool Presidential Bunker, Troll GWB. #letherchit #FreedomForAll #9/11 Part 2
YES, BUT I AM BEING TRANSPARENT WITH YOU WHEN I SAY: COME UP WITH A BETTER EXCUSE!!
NO. YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY. YOUR "AUNT" WHO DOESN'T EXIST CAN ONLY DIE SO MANY DAYS IN A ROW BEFORE IT GETS SUSPICIOUS.
ii blocked 2omeone lol..
Stay strong. We still have Neopets.
❥lmost got ❥rrested the other night!! but of course they couldn’t keep ❥ b❥ddie locked up mu❥h #fitcheck https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/im❥ges/103875521_qyrZfsrQRG❥P40b.jpg
:33< none of mew moewthpurrfurkers even speak meowbeast fake fans!
:33< dont furlirt with meow unless mewre wiling to squirt with meow!!! :33< #nsfw #imsorrybutthisonewouldntleavemyheaduntilipostedit
A PSA for all of you having a birthday today: DO NOT OPEN ANY PRESENTS FROM DAVE. DO NOT THE GAME.
all this hard work and nobody is gonna call me a good girl :T whats even the point in posting anymore :(
you literally have my phone number why is this your way if getting my attention??!????
can you guys stop throwing pebbles at my window?!??!????? i'm busy okay???????
LIES. YOU ARE A LIAR.
I AM SHOWING YOU DISCOURAGEMENT RIGHT NOW.
NOT THE RIGHT QUAD, YOU BRAINLESS SHITLIVER.
WHEN DID HATE FLIRTING STOP BEING AN ACTUAL ART? ROMANCE IS DEAD, I HATE TO FINALLY ADMIT IT. #NSFW FOR QUAD TALK.
THE LAST THING I NEED IS WHITE KNIGHTING FROM A RED QUAD TOO.
whats ♯homestuck
WHEN WILL TROLL WILL SMITH MAKE A CHITTR? THE FANS ARE CALLING.
PERSONALLY I DON’T WANT TO SMOKE BLUE CHEESE, SO I THINK IT IMPLIES ENOUGH. #SUBSTANCE
YEAH BECAUSE IT’S ALL TALKING SHIT.
you're right. i'm sorry, i didn't mean to come at you like that. sometimes i can't help my alpha nature. they're not crackheads.
the jealous vwords of a poor, sad, lonely man vwith no true friends.
jOHN IS MY ENEMY,
Strider has taught me that threatening to blow my brains out after I lose a game is a sure fire way to win! God bless! #nsfw #nsfwe (?)
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
AT LEAST THIS MuCH IS CORRECT. YOu ARE. I HAVE HATED THEM ALL. AND YOu ARE THE MOST PITIABLY uNACCOMPLISHED BY FAR.
you tellin Me you DONT like bein a pitiful wet beast on the paveMent?
oh. well now i just feel a little bit silly.
The other options were superior, I assure you.
I forgive you if you decided to “kill” me when given a list of people to “fuck/marry/kill.” I understand.
I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL IM RUGGED IM A MAN I DONT LIKE OTHER BLOKES LIKE THAT!!!
How do I remove all the attractive men from my dashboard I am having inappropriate thoughts.
This is true. But. They get reaaaaaaalllly clingy. I have blocked and unblocked the same number so many times. I cannot wake up after another one night stand to 'so do you wwanna go out later or' again.
post vworkout pic. wvho wvant me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/496af3682ce7.png
Why did feet suddenly get popular. Where did boobs and dick go. #nsfw
i doooorrdashed and then fell asleep foorr like twoo hoourrs