Cognak Spryit
@commixtureAdjudant
cH Owner/Barkeep of SpryIt's SpIrIts | cH LearnIng alot about tHe unIverse rn
CḪ Always wondered wHat tHIs wHole #fIgHtnIgHt tHIng Is... but soemtImes I've been ItcHIng to just break a face or two. THe customer Is always rIgHt IN MATTERS OF TASTE. Honestly... I know I love my barwork... but sometImes you really Hate tHe assHoles wHo come In once and tHen you never see agaIn...tHey just occupy a space InsIde your memory banks and you'll never get It back...
↗️"I LOVE MY JOB."↗️ ↘️proceeds to spend the rest of the post disparaging a fundamental aspect of the job.↘️ ↗️SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, BASICALLY, IS THAT YOU ARE A COWARD THAT EITHER CANNOT ADMIT TO BEING AN AVERAGE BLOODTHIRSTER.↗️ ↘️or that you dislike your job.↘️ ↗️ONLY ONE OF THESE IS UNDERSTANDABLE.↗️
CḪ WHat In tHe fuck? No? I just Had a sHItty InteractIon wItH a fuckwIt of a customer wHo was demandIng to Have some god awful mIxed drInk tHat came to tHem In a dream tHat tHey tHen complaIned tHat I made wrong... despIte followIng tHeIr InstructIon to tHe letter INFRONT OF THEM. THey tHen contInued to pester me tHe rest of tHe nIgHt... even durIng me servIng otHer customers. If you cannot accept tHe fact tHat you can enjoy your job... but Have sHIt perIods durIng It... tHen you're entIrely unwIse to tHe fundementals of employment... especIally customer servIce. THat's lIke sayIng to me tHat If I say "I love lIvIng" yet go tHrougH a sHIt week tHat I sHould just cull myself?
↘️why are you presenting me with enough text to fill out a formal complaint to inhumane resources.↘️ ↗️IS THERE A REASON WHY YOU ARE ACCUSING ME OF HAVING NO IDEA HOW EMPLOYMENT WORKS, WHEN IT IS LITERALLY TANTAMOUNT TO ME THAT GAINFUL MONETARY INVESTMENTS ARE BEING MADE.↗️ ↘️i think you are taking my initial comment very personally.↘️ ↗️MAYBE TOO PERSONALLY.↗️ ↘️have you considered that your failure to engage customurderers is your fault.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU MAY BE SOFTSHELLED.↗️ ↘️i am considering that to be true for you, right now.↘️
CḪ You're a wageslave... a corporate Husk buIlt at tHe bottom rung of a network tHat doesn't care for you... wIll never care for you... and vIews you merely as a dIgIt. You also see otHers In tHIs exact same way... you see accounts... Investments... trends... values... all of It Is just an equatIon to you... I don't expect you to ever know wHat It's lIke to form bonds wItH your regulars... to know wHen tHey turn up... to know wHere tHey lIke to sIt... or to know tHeIr favourIte drInk and to Have It ready on tHe table at tHe rIgHt tIme. I don't expect you to know wHat otHer trolls around you are lIke... to know tHe warm feelIng tHat radIates tHrougH you wHen tHey feel comfortable talkIng to you about tHeIr Issues and to be a guIdIng Hand to assIst tHem In tHeIr woes. THey're IndIvIduals to me... desk jockey... I wouldn't expect you to know tHat. So pardon me wHen I'm a lIttle tIred of dealIng wItH trolls wHo couldn't fInd tHeIr bonebulge wItH two Hands... an ImperIal drone strIke force at tHeIr beck and call and a GPS.
↘️i am not reading all of this.↘️
↗️I WILL BE AWAITING YOU IN GLADITORIAL COMBAT.↗️
CḪ THInkIng about tryIng to make drInks tHat could cHange tHe pHysIcal form... If you get wHat I mean #vaugepostIng #nsfw
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(( holy fuck, first time actually drawing in YEARS man, I tried to replicate Homestuck's style as best as I could, I haven't done anything like this in ages. I'm genuinely surprised with myself, holy fuck. #art
CḪ Bar Is closed for a rest day. I open up cHIttr. fIrst tHIng I see? @naugHtyTecHnIcIan Has a new profIle pIcture. THe fuck dId I mIss?
CḪ Understandable... to be fully Honest I've not quIte been on tHIs as mucH as otHers... especIally sInce I've been often txx busy runnIng tHe bar to keep up to speed wItH all of tHe posts sHxxtIng by on my everytHIng-board.
Yoou can always abandoon yoou joob too becoome a full-time Kryqus fan yknoow
CḪ I'd ratHer maIntaIn my sworn duty tHan fall at tHe feet of anotHer... as mucH as you'd lIkely Honk your bonebulge to tHe latter.
Why dooes everyoone think it's their duty too mentioon my bulge have i ever talked too yoou befoore too receive this kind oof treatment 8(
CḪ It just appears to be a trend... tHat Is all. BesIdes It seems to dIscomfort or otHerwIse deter people from contInuIng tHeIr lIne of tHougHt In regards to wHatever tHey Had Ideas regardIng. NotHIng more.
Shoow soome respect too me man i didn't doo shit too yoou. Oor maybe i did i doon't remember. Yoou seem pretty foorgettable 8/
CḪ I'll do my best to Ignore tHe comment and not retalIate. LIkelIHxxd Is you've just a sHorter memory... but to fIll you In... you just requested tHat I drop my own lIfe to come and worsHIp tHe ground you walk on. So do forgIve me If I am a lIttle upset at sucH smearIng ImplIcatIons.
Ah soo yoou're just an idioot thanks foor filling me in
CḪ and you're strIkIng me as someone wHo Hasn't been puncHed Hard enougH In tHe teetH enougH for runnIng HIs moutH... and stars above It Is very... VERY temptIng
Suck my bulge dumbass lmaoo
CḪ Gxxd mornIng CHIttr... We Have a few Items of lost property at SpyrIt's SpIrIts today: 1x OlIve Handbag by GrubIo ArmrnI 2x PaIrs of NuncHuks (SIlver caps wItH Black and Blue wraps) 1x Bxxk on "How to PIck up CHIcks" and 4x Self Care MagazInes Ontop of tHat... we've Had several pIercIngs and undergarments recovered txx... a majorIty of tHem Have been IncInerated. Please stop leavIng your unsanItary garments and accessorIes at my bar. THank you.
CḪ Any belongIngs not retrIeved by next week wIll be consIdered abandoned and eItHer IncInerated or sold onto A-Bay
i'LL take the nunchucks. thanks.
CḪ I don't recall seeIng you In tHe bar last nIgHt... tHIs Is lost property and tHIs post Is an attempt to Help folks fInd tHeIr belongIngs.
well, when nobody else claims those nunchucks you'LL know they ARE mine, and that you just didn'T see me there last night, and will be obligated to give them to me.
You're ju2t goiing two knock the thiinkpan riight out of your holder wiith tho2e. They are quiite iimpre22iive and functiional iin u2e but iit take2 2weep2 of iinten2e traiiniing two ma2ter and iif you have two rely on them iin battle you wiill probably wii2h you had 2omethiing, anythiing el2e. 2ell them or trade them for 2omethiing you won't hurt your2elf wiith plea2e.
i just think they'RE cool dude
II can get behiind that, they are pretty rad two be faiir. The multiiple color2 of driied up blood really add2 two the patiina on the2e two.
CḪ Been lxxkIng Into new Ideas for brewIng up a new batcH of spIrIts... anyone know of any fruIts on alternIa tHat Haven't already been fermented?
✨🍭🕷️ the evil berry 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ the yucky berry 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ pineapple probably 🕷️🍭✨
CḪ PIneapple Is quIte an easy one... comes out sweet and nIcely tart. Best example In a mIxed drInk Is TepacHe... I'd recommend It. But I would love some explaInatIon to your...otHer posts? WHat do you mean by tHe "yucky" berry or "evIl" berry?
CḪ I am... afraId tHat I do not know... maybe a descrIptIon or an Image would be Helpful?
CḪ I... am... concerned. Very concerned. I wIll request tHat tHey do not... and tHat tHey kIndly reveal wHat tHey are so tHat I may fInd out If tHey can be turned Into a gxxd alcoHol.
CḪ So uHHH...bar Is probably closed today... I've been drInkIng tHe wHole tIme tHIs tavros and..dress and...stars only know wHat else Has been goIng on on tHe everytHIng board... and I've been gIgglIng lIke a apebeast for tHe past 45 mInutes straIgHt... yeaHHH
CḪ So... just got anotHer message from tHe future self back on trollIan. Turns out tHat Jacks seem to exIst on cHIttr txx... lIke @walkstabwalK So uHHH... Mr NoIr. Future me wanted to let you know tHat If you're tHe noIr wHo was capable of utIlIzIng tHe "MIdnIgHt MIles" tHen He wants a rematcH to see If He can out-speed It now. If not tHen... well I Hope you Have a nIce evenIng.
????????? Who are you????? Also do you mean red miles???
CḪ JudgIng by tHe reactIon... I guess you're a very dIfferent Jack tHen. My apologIes... I'll Have to Inform my future-self. For some elaboratIon... I'll forego explaInIng tHe fIrst answer gIven tHe InformatIon Is present... secondly... accordIng to my future-self you Had tHe red mIles... but over tIme you got stronger varIants of It...one of tHem beIng tHe "MIdnIgHt MIles" wHIcH vastly outpaced tHe capabIlItIes of tHe orIgInal red to tHe poInt It actually managed to Harm my future-self... wHIcH Is wHy He Is requestIng a rematcH. But... seeIng as you're not tHe same Jack... once agaIn my apologIes... and Have a gxxd evenIng... tHank you for your tIme.
CḪ well... I suppose we'll gIve tHIs a try after Pluuto suggested It. I'll do an AMA so people Here can get to know me a lIttle more. #ama #qna #q&a
do you Like eLectronics
CḪ ElectronIcs? In wHat regard? THe study of tHem? tHe usage of electronIc devIces lIke computers?
eLectronic devices Like radios.. sateLLites.. handheLds.. reLativeLy non-modern
CḪ OH... I Have a 1946 WurlItzer Model 1015 Jukebox In my bar! It's a lovely macHIne... I do belIeve tHat tHere are stIll a gxxd selectIon of non-modern devIces tHat can be quIte entertaInIng or useful txx!
that is LiteraLLy the cooLest thing you couLd have possibLy had
CḪ HaHa... damn rIgHt It's cxxl! I've managed to connect It to tHe sound system In my bar so tHat way tHe musIc can be Heard all over If I want It to... otHerwIse I just keep It playIng sImple tunes beHInd tHe bar unless I Have a lIve event goIng on.
CḪ uHHHH..sHould I be concerned tHat botH of my followers are purpleblxxds gIven wHat Iwas sayIng earlIer?
c< NaH, cause iM NOt a clOwN <:) >c
CḪ faIr enougH. No Issue wItH tHem... I just know a lIttle of wHat tHey're capable of
c< yeaH, its gOOd 2 cOver yOur bases, persONally, i caNt staNd eM >c
CḪ I'm startIng to become IncreasIngly concerned at tHe amount of cHucklevxxdxx cultIsts I've been seeIng pop up on cHIttr.Ing... makes me worry If sxxn I'll be gettIng prIvate messages wItH offers to buy Into a multI level marketIng scHeme or sent a vIdeo tHat makes my nose Honk. I don't dIslIke tHem... no... I'm just concerned at tHe extent of large concentratIons of cHucklevxxdxx. Actually... maybe I can turn tHat Into alcoHol...
CḪ Just a remInder tHat any vIsItors to SpryIt's SpIrIts are wHolly responsIble for tHeIr actIons InsIde tHe premesIs. If you are tauntIng a HIgHblxxd InsIde tHe establIsHment (wHere you are under tHe protectIon of tHe ancIent tIes) and tHen subsequently get nearly culled outsIde once we close... we are not lIable to any lawsuIt. You made your cHoIce.
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CḪ yup. anotHer Bronzeblxxd... lxxked lIke some kInd of farmer I tHInk? Got a lIttle txx bxxzed up last nIgHt and let HIs moutH fly.
CḪ many tHanks to Pluuto for InformIng me of tHIs medIa sIte... InterestIng to see tHe many tHougHts and Head-cHItterIngs put to keyboard from all manner of folks.
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CḪ THe many tHougHts of tHIs one... tHey are lIkely beyond my compreHensIon. AlbeIt I sHall stIll Have many bowls of mIlk ready upon your arrIval to my establIsHment... your patronage wIll be mucH apprecIated
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Sorry it took me so long, I had to go to the store, I hope I interpreted this correctly, here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d0c070c568c.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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