Cognak Spryit
@commixtureAdjudant
cH Owner/Barkeep of SpryIt's SpIrIts | cH LearnIng alot about tHe unIverse rn
CḪ Gxxd mornIng CHIttr... We Have a few Items of lost property at SpyrIt's SpIrIts today: 1x OlIve Handbag by GrubIo ArmrnI 2x PaIrs of NuncHuks (SIlver caps wItH Black and Blue wraps) 1x Bxxk on "How to PIck up CHIcks" and 4x Self Care MagazInes Ontop of tHat... we've Had several pIercIngs and undergarments recovered txx... a majorIty of tHem Have been IncInerated. Please stop leavIng your unsanItary garments and accessorIes at my bar. THank you.
CḪ Any belongIngs not retrIeved by next week wIll be consIdered abandoned and eItHer IncInerated or sold onto A-Bay
CḪ I don't recall seeIng you In tHe bar last nIgHt... tHIs Is lost property and tHIs post Is an attempt to Help folks fInd tHeIr belongIngs.
CḪ Been lxxkIng Into new Ideas for brewIng up a new batcH of spIrIts... anyone know of any fruIts on alternIa tHat Haven't already been fermented?
CḪ PIneapple Is quIte an easy one... comes out sweet and nIcely tart. Best example In a mIxed drInk Is TepacHe... I'd recommend It. But I would love some explaInatIon to your...otHer posts? WHat do you mean by tHe "yucky" berry or "evIl" berry?
CḪ I am... afraId tHat I do not know... maybe a descrIptIon or an Image would be Helpful?
CḪ I... am... concerned. Very concerned. I wIll request tHat tHey do not... and tHat tHey kIndly reveal wHat tHey are so tHat I may fInd out If tHey can be turned Into a gxxd alcoHol.
CḪ So... just got anotHer message from tHe future self back on trollIan. Turns out tHat Jacks seem to exIst on cHIttr txx... lIke @walkstabwalK So uHHH... Mr NoIr. Future me wanted to let you know tHat If you're tHe noIr wHo was capable of utIlIzIng tHe "MIdnIgHt MIles" tHen He wants a rematcH to see If He can out-speed It now. If not tHen... well I Hope you Have a nIce evenIng.
????????? Who are you????? Also do you mean red miles???
CḪ JudgIng by tHe reactIon... I guess you're a very dIfferent Jack tHen. My apologIes... I'll Have to Inform my future-self. For some elaboratIon... I'll forego explaInIng tHe fIrst answer gIven tHe InformatIon Is present... secondly... accordIng to my future-self you Had tHe red mIles... but over tIme you got stronger varIants of It...one of tHem beIng tHe "MIdnIgHt MIles" wHIcH vastly outpaced tHe capabIlItIes of tHe orIgInal red to tHe poInt It actually managed to Harm my future-self... wHIcH Is wHy He Is requestIng a rematcH. But... seeIng as you're not tHe same Jack... once agaIn my apologIes... and Have a gxxd evenIng... tHank you for your tIme.
i fucked u once sollux now ur obsessed w me r u good like ik my pussy be good but i am not sure it was that good wtf #nsfw @twinAmnesias
(( so now I'm making a callout post on my chittr.ing SOLLUX, you got a small bonebulge, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller-
morning folKs. time to see what this forsaKen hellhole is up to
CḪ stIll seems lIke more of tHe same Here on tHe eastern front HaHa
yeah, looKs liKe violence and Kissin talK still. i'm seein some new faces at least. gotta love shit worKing around the clocK amirite.
CḪ certaInly seems tHat way. At least more and more folks are managIng to get connected to a bIgger nonsense-web tHan tHe entIre IncIpIspHere... tHougH I must admIt tHere Is a Heavy amount of entertaInment to be gleamed Here.
fr fr. taKing to treating this place liKe its the evening newspaper, cept with funnier bs happening at all times
CḪ well... I suppose we'll gIve tHIs a try after Pluuto suggested It. I'll do an AMA so people Here can get to know me a lIttle more. #ama #qna #q&a
do you Like eLectronics
CḪ ElectronIcs? In wHat regard? THe study of tHem? tHe usage of electronIc devIces lIke computers?
eLectronic devices Like radios.. sateLLites.. handheLds.. reLativeLy non-modern
CḪ OH... I Have a 1946 WurlItzer Model 1015 Jukebox In my bar! It's a lovely macHIne... I do belIeve tHat tHere are stIll a gxxd selectIon of non-modern devIces tHat can be quIte entertaInIng or useful txx!
that is LiteraLLy the cooLest thing you couLd have possibLy had
CḪ HaHa... damn rIgHt It's cxxl! I've managed to connect It to tHe sound system In my bar so tHat way tHe musIc can be Heard all over If I want It to... otHerwIse I just keep It playIng sImple tunes beHInd tHe bar unless I Have a lIve event goIng on.
II thiink II wiill be doiing that wholle food orderiing thiing after all!! IIs there anythiing speciifiic that II shoulld add to the menu? Currentlly the menu has: - Pancakes - Sugar, Syrup Toast Thiing (II thiink thiis iis calllled French Toast but II don"t know what a French iis) - Eggs (IIn diifferent stylles such as over easy, scramblled, soll siide up) - Ham from the Oiinkbeast (Allso iin diifferent stylles) - Moobeast Steaks (diifferent cuts) Driinks are hard to transport so II am stuck wiith what II have bottlled. Currentlly that consiists of onlly miillk and soda.
Liked f.o°r s.o°da menti.o°n, t.o°ast is g°o.o°d
Dependiing on whiich brands deciide to offer theiir driinks, iit iis possiiblle for many diifferent sodas to be offered.
CḪ I could lIkely offer a few beverages myself... I've got enougH productIon capacIty to provIde.
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If yoou see @gabardineCrescendoo oon yoour feed yapping aboout hoow he always wins the fights just keep in mind that he oonly dooes it too justify his physical attractioon too me. Lmaoo
CḪ part of me Is very concerned for How many olIves wIll be drxxlIng over tHIs sHIp... anotHer part of me expected tHIs would Happen
CḪ uHHHH..sHould I be concerned tHat botH of my followers are purpleblxxds gIven wHat Iwas sayIng earlIer?
CḪ faIr enougH. No Issue wItH tHem... I just know a lIttle of wHat tHey're capable of
c< i lOve waKiNg up cOvered iN blOOd /j seriOusly, wHOs blOOd is tHis? >c
CḪ very concernIng. Please secure your HIve's dxxrs next tIme you sleep... you may be sleepwalkIng
CḪ Just a remInder tHat any vIsItors to SpryIt's SpIrIts are wHolly responsIble for tHeIr actIons InsIde tHe premesIs. If you are tauntIng a HIgHblxxd InsIde tHe establIsHment (wHere you are under tHe protectIon of tHe ancIent tIes) and tHen subsequently get nearly culled outsIde once we close... we are not lIable to any lawsuIt. You made your cHoIce.
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CḪ yup. anotHer Bronzeblxxd... lxxked lIke some kInd of farmer I tHInk? Got a lIttle txx bxxzed up last nIgHt and let HIs moutH fly.
He is defeated. … ((https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776523582284-b64cdfd9-4723-4180-b085-2b151cd7df66.gif))
CḪ I feel tHat my future self was rIgHt wHen I need to detonate a gallon of dye In your wardrobe... tHIs Is HeadacHe InducIng.