Cognak Spryit
@commixtureAdjudant
cH Owner/Barkeep of SpryIt's SpIrIts | cH LearnIng alot about tHe unIverse rn
CḪ Gxxd mornIng CHIttr... We Have a few Items of lost property at SpyrIt's SpIrIts today: 1x OlIve Handbag by GrubIo ArmrnI 2x PaIrs of NuncHuks (SIlver caps wItH Black and Blue wraps) 1x Bxxk on "How to PIck up CHIcks" and 4x Self Care MagazInes Ontop of tHat... we've Had several pIercIngs and undergarments recovered txx... a majorIty of tHem Have been IncInerated. Please stop leavIng your unsanItary garments and accessorIes at my bar. THank you.
CḪ Any belongIngs not retrIeved by next week wIll be consIdered abandoned and eItHer IncInerated or sold onto A-Bay
CḪ I don't recall seeIng you In tHe bar last nIgHt... tHIs Is lost property and tHIs post Is an attempt to Help folks fInd tHeIr belongIngs.
You're ju2t goiing two knock the thiinkpan riight out of your holder wiith tho2e. They are quiite iimpre22iive and functiional iin u2e but iit take2 2weep2 of iinten2e traiiniing two ma2ter and iif you have two rely on them iin battle you wiill probably wii2h you had 2omethiing, anythiing el2e. 2ell them or trade them for 2omethiing you won't hurt your2elf wiith plea2e.
II can get behiind that, they are pretty rad two be faiir. The multiiple color2 of driied up blood really add2 two the patiina on the2e two.
CḪ Been lxxkIng Into new Ideas for brewIng up a new batcH of spIrIts... anyone know of any fruIts on alternIa tHat Haven't already been fermented?
CḪ PIneapple Is quIte an easy one... comes out sweet and nIcely tart. Best example In a mIxed drInk Is TepacHe... I'd recommend It. But I would love some explaInatIon to your...otHer posts? WHat do you mean by tHe "yucky" berry or "evIl" berry?
CḪ I am... afraId tHat I do not know... maybe a descrIptIon or an Image would be Helpful?
CḪ I... am... concerned. Very concerned. I wIll request tHat tHey do not... and tHat tHey kIndly reveal wHat tHey are so tHat I may fInd out If tHey can be turned Into a gxxd alcoHol.
CḪ So uHHH...bar Is probably closed today... I've been drInkIng tHe wHole tIme tHIs tavros and..dress and...stars only know wHat else Has been goIng on on tHe everytHIng board... and I've been gIgglIng lIke a apebeast for tHe past 45 mInutes straIgHt... yeaHHH
CḪ So... just got anotHer message from tHe future self back on trollIan. Turns out tHat Jacks seem to exIst on cHIttr txx... lIke @walkstabwalK So uHHH... Mr NoIr. Future me wanted to let you know tHat If you're tHe noIr wHo was capable of utIlIzIng tHe "MIdnIgHt MIles" tHen He wants a rematcH to see If He can out-speed It now. If not tHen... well I Hope you Have a nIce evenIng.
????????? Who are you????? Also do you mean red miles???
CḪ JudgIng by tHe reactIon... I guess you're a very dIfferent Jack tHen. My apologIes... I'll Have to Inform my future-self. For some elaboratIon... I'll forego explaInIng tHe fIrst answer gIven tHe InformatIon Is present... secondly... accordIng to my future-self you Had tHe red mIles... but over tIme you got stronger varIants of It...one of tHem beIng tHe "MIdnIgHt MIles" wHIcH vastly outpaced tHe capabIlItIes of tHe orIgInal red to tHe poInt It actually managed to Harm my future-self... wHIcH Is wHy He Is requestIng a rematcH. But... seeIng as you're not tHe same Jack... once agaIn my apologIes... and Have a gxxd evenIng... tHank you for your tIme.
CḪ well... I suppose we'll gIve tHIs a try after Pluuto suggested It. I'll do an AMA so people Here can get to know me a lIttle more. #ama #qna #q&a
CḪ ElectronIcs? In wHat regard? THe study of tHem? tHe usage of electronIc devIces lIke computers?
eLectronic devices Like radios.. sateLLites.. handheLds.. reLativeLy non-modern
CḪ OH... I Have a 1946 WurlItzer Model 1015 Jukebox In my bar! It's a lovely macHIne... I do belIeve tHat tHere are stIll a gxxd selectIon of non-modern devIces tHat can be quIte entertaInIng or useful txx!
CḪ HaHa... damn rIgHt It's cxxl! I've managed to connect It to tHe sound system In my bar so tHat way tHe musIc can be Heard all over If I want It to... otHerwIse I just keep It playIng sImple tunes beHInd tHe bar unless I Have a lIve event goIng on.
CḪ uHHHH..sHould I be concerned tHat botH of my followers are purpleblxxds gIven wHat Iwas sayIng earlIer?
CḪ faIr enougH. No Issue wItH tHem... I just know a lIttle of wHat tHey're capable of
CḪ I'm startIng to become IncreasIngly concerned at tHe amount of cHucklevxxdxx cultIsts I've been seeIng pop up on cHIttr.Ing... makes me worry If sxxn I'll be gettIng prIvate messages wItH offers to buy Into a multI level marketIng scHeme or sent a vIdeo tHat makes my nose Honk. I don't dIslIke tHem... no... I'm just concerned at tHe extent of large concentratIons of cHucklevxxdxx. Actually... maybe I can turn tHat Into alcoHol...
CḪ Just a remInder tHat any vIsItors to SpryIt's SpIrIts are wHolly responsIble for tHeIr actIons InsIde tHe premesIs. If you are tauntIng a HIgHblxxd InsIde tHe establIsHment (wHere you are under tHe protectIon of tHe ancIent tIes) and tHen subsequently get nearly culled outsIde once we close... we are not lIable to any lawsuIt. You made your cHoIce.
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CḪ yup. anotHer Bronzeblxxd... lxxked lIke some kInd of farmer I tHInk? Got a lIttle txx bxxzed up last nIgHt and let HIs moutH fly.
CḪ many tHanks to Pluuto for InformIng me of tHIs medIa sIte... InterestIng to see tHe many tHougHts and Head-cHItterIngs put to keyboard from all manner of folks.
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CḪ THe many tHougHts of tHIs one... tHey are lIkely beyond my compreHensIon. AlbeIt I sHall stIll Have many bowls of mIlk ready upon your arrIval to my establIsHment... your patronage wIll be mucH apprecIated
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