Troll Tom Lehrer
@columbidaeToxicologist
44.7 Sweeps | 6' NSFW To those attempting to woo me: While I find it flattering, we are simply too many sweeps apart from another. (OOC Other Muses: @twinAmnesias, @unacceptableCitrus, @okayTroogle)
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Dearest chitter moderators, may I ask kindly what exactly in blazes is going on with @thisaccountIsclosed I noticed they carried my Deverified badge, and then after I addressed elephants in a room, they seem to have been yeeted off the end of the universe. This seems rather rash if you ask me, and I wish you to do an investigation into it. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I must say there is surprisingly little to make fun of tonight, perhaps I am due for a good vacation every now and then. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I would like to know if there are any published regulations or rules for #fightnight Like for an instance if mayonnaise is considered a instrument, or more pointedly and relevant if a grand piano could be considered a weapon... You see I am but a feeble old troll, and I would like to know if I may supplement my poor fighting stature with a sylladex loaded primarily of grand pianos. I for one could not, even through my younger sweeps, ever really ponder any other method of fighting for myself. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
DEL: Comment ==> stsif erab ruoy esu ylno tsum uoY !!nopaew a deredisnoc era stcejbo llA...
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 !sliated eht rof uoy knahT .detaicerppA 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Dearest chitter moderators, may I ask kindly what exactly in blazes is going on with @thisaccountIsclosed I noticed they carried my Deverified badge, and then after I addressed elephants in a room, they seem to have been yeeted off the end of the universe. This seems rather rash if you ask me, and I wish you to do an investigation into it. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
This user... Was given this badge... after many accounts..of on site user harassment against many users...including me...and has been...dealt with... accordingly.. (u . u ❀)
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Did they have proper CLawyer Clegal representation? #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Lawyer representation....is not needed... On a website with...clear instructed..rules....on site conduct (u . u ❀)
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 As far as I was aware they are to be provided proper CLegal representation in the more universal sense. I there a paraCLegal in the house?! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Not for a website banning... No (u . u ❀)
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I suppose it is. Where is Troll Denny Crane when you need him? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Welcome to: Uncle Tom Lehrer's Sporadic, Irregular, And Otherwise Intermittent Fun Facts! (UTLSIAOIFF for short!) IV! Tom Lehrer's Sporadic, Irregular, And Otherwise Intermittent Fun Fact #0004 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 @fauvisticGallery I am relieved to see you are back from your break, at least momentarily. I was actually preparing and stocking up in order to perform a wellness check to make sure you were still among us, but it seems I could have been overreacting. Either way glad to see you safe, or at the very least some form of alive. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Shocked I'd be noticed from being tagged in one stupid post by that greasy creep. But no, I'm alive and safe. Busy, but that's nothing new. I had to travel for this gallery opening, it was a whole thing and a half.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I shall be quite honest with you, I was looking your handle up from the history because I was going to call you out even if you did not make a post. I only saw the post whilst searching the message history for your handle, but the plan was always to tag you, whether you were here or not existing. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Glad to be thought of. Or maybe I ought to be creeped out. No, I'll stick to glad. I'm mainly a lurker anyways, even when I'm not busy, so a ping is a good way to draw me out of hiding.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 That is most fair. I have been bottling up my recommendation for your next movie pending the review of the last one. It has been so long I do not even recall where in my huskdrive the text exists! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Thanks for your patience and restraint. Movies aren't my typical thing, so getting all my thoughts together isn't easy.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 @bigSoup I wish to know who and what hurt you. Also you might find what I had for breakfast amusing... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1dcfdb09754c.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
-> I Am Incredibly Amused, Cap'n Crunch Is An Elite Member Of The Breakfast Brigade, You Chose Wisely. As For My Own Pain, One Must Keep Secrets, We Can't Know Everything. = Your Total Is $14.20
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Sent $15 in Legally Distinct From Monopoly Money, you may keep the change. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
-> You Are The First Person To Properly Pay (ignore Further Payments Which May Be Requested Upon This Pot) = Your Total Is $102.43
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 When you are as many sweeps old as I am, you stop caring about what others ponder about your breakfast choices. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1dcfdb09754c.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Sorry folks, I shall be sitting this Midnight Gala out. There will however be around 30 gallons of the finest hot chocolate available and a buffet consisting of many wonderful Alternian and Earth human foodstuff offerings for all to enjoy and/or consume set up outside my hive for those who cannot attend the gala for any reason. Everyone is welcome, all I ask is no fighting and clean up after yourselves, that is to say leave no trace! PS. If you feel the need to strife however, I would ask you to take note that there shall be an atmosphere's length of grand pianos at ready to fall upon your thinkpan, I shall not tolerate unfriendliness! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/95f5cd025489.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/656275aca4d5.gif 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If you wish to partake upon my own repertoire may I suggest " I Hold Your Hand in Mine " If asking in general I shall instead reccomend: " You Be Illin' " by RUN DMC 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 No worries, Everyone's a bit sadistic for the old Masochism Tango, but I'd be lying if I said it was my favorite song. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I have scoured the history, newspapers, and archive of all of the human earth of which I have access to, and I have decided that this exact time period must have been the absolute most prosperous age that the Earth human country of The United States had ever seen. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3a03e93ebb41.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/95a993bdaba7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9206a6c5b837.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a070205e4862.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/03898b477590.webp 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Spring is here, oh Spring is here! It is Sunday once more, anyone who wishes to see me or partake in one of my favorite pastime activities may find me near or on a bench in Central Park. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/451c130ff8f4.png #poison #poisoning #pigeons #inthepark #nsfw #violence 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Welcome to: Uncle Tom Lehrer's Sporadic, Irregular, And Otherwise Intermittent Fun Facts! (UTLSIAOIFF for short!) the third! Tom Lehrer's Sporadic, Irregular, And Otherwise Intermittent Fun Fact #0003 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/078815be6c3f.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 #singalongsaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98ccd28e0cf1.gif 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I feel as if I might have overstepped my bounds utilizing OpenAI to do my specific research, but they have gone too far this time. This I find deeply upsetting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c4ed1853937.png I must now find a suitable alternative AI tool for my field. #targeted 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/706a538bfe4d.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 #posting 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/319c2b29eb6b.jpg #mimeposting #mimereacting #whosnext #makeastory 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Welcome to the second ever edition of: Uncle Tom Lehrer's Sporadic, Irregular, And Otherwise Intermittent Fun Facts! (UTLSIAOIFF for short!) Tom Lehrer's Sporadic, Irregular, And Otherwise Intermittent Fun Fact #0002 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd606d9ced4f.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Apologies, I will be taking time away from chittr for an indeterminate amount of time. @columbidaeToxicologist and @unacceptableCitrus shall be mostly inactive during this period as well.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 As many of you shall recall, last time I did one of these types of chits, I presented the universe at large with my favorite pair of tits. This time however, I present to you a most stunning and gorgeous pair of boobies. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b588359ac82f.webp #boobies #nsfw #Sula_nebouxii 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
>> ¡ 1ove you Tro11 Tom 1ehrer, never ડtop poડt¡ng p1eaડe
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I am sorry to inform you my kind gentleman that most unfortunately many of us, certainly myself included, shall eventually be forced to stop posting at some point. The reasons of course vary, so it is paramount we use the rather finite amount of chits in this universe we have been gifted to the best of our ability! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
>> Th¡ડ ¡ડ terr¡b1e newડ, ¡ hope you cont¡nue to keep poડt¡ng unt¡1 then.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 And post I shall! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
>> 🎉🎉🎉🎉
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I assure you I am most overwhelmed despite how I look! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1402da1b162a.gif 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
>> good,,, overwhe1med? Or bad??
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Overwhelmed in the best of ways my dear friend. I could not have conceived of being showered with so much good will and joy, and you have my gratitude. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
>> Oh ¡'m ડo g1ad!! ¡'m happy to have you here, Tom