Troll Tom Lehrer
@columbidaeToxicologist
We will all go together when we go!
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 @fameMonster It is a sobering thought that when Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was my age, he had been dead for 62 years 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 You can't take three from two, Two is less than three, So you look at the four in the tens place. Now that's really four tens So you make it three tens, Regroup, and you change a ten to ten ones, And you add 'em to the two and get twelve, And you take away three, that's nine. Is that clear? Now instead of four in the tens place You've got three, 'Cause you added one, That is to say, ten, to the two, But you can't take seven from three, So you look in the hundreds place. From the three you then use one To make ten ones... (And you know why four plus minus one Plus ten is fourteen minus one? 'Cause addition is commutative, right!) And so you've got thirteen tens And you take away seven, And that leaves twenty-four Well.... twenty-eight point sixty two actually... But the idea is the important thing! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Don't worry I got this, I used to teach Math! Anyway, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was dead for 28.62 Sweeps at my age! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worthwhile. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀