♦ pitied by @columbidaeToxicologist
She returneth. Mostly. Has anybody really noticed my absence? Who knows. The truth is, I've missed each and every one of you during this little break. As to what happened, my laptop ran into an unrecoverable issue called the charger almost set my bed on fire because it was broken. I'm looking to get a replacement for it soon. My other laptop doesn't have my login credentials for everything and, well, I can't remember my Chittr password.
>troll tom lehrer shut your lame ass up and go drop another album engineered exclusively for the medically senile >nobody currently outside of hospice care is voluntarily subjecting themselves to that shit >WE ARE RUNNING A HUMILIATION AGENDA
down.
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近くでバグパイプを吹いてる奴は一体誰だ？命が惜しければ、今すぐ止めろ。
(^･ω･^) < TWINK OBLITORATED, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION!!! @lilexCalibur #NSFW #FUCKYEA
bbabe r u good why r u purple
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Sun-caused migraine. I hate it here.
Ya could also wrrite betterr materrial.
Ok but where do I fall on this chart.
#WORLDHISTORICFUMBLE ON YOUR PART.
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no!!!!!
m bulge isnt ewven shriwveled
i didnt pee!!!!
no babe i didnt piss m pants i swvear hes lying to you hes construucting falsehoods i didnt pee my pants i didnt!!!
nuh uh
so true babe! great pic btwv i wvill only do respectable things wvith it
youre just jealous of my rizz
yippee!
novw uhh can i see your boobs or something pretty please? for being so nice? #nsfwv
yeah baby <3
wvell, it is your ovwn, so sure
Really? I was thinking of the adjective ‘shitty’. To each their own I suppose.
it vwas implied wvhen you said it ;)
be happy and tipsy *and* send nudes to cute guys
you could do both yknowv
wvhy?
like cmon hop off my bulge
hey wvhy is some puppet guy on all my posts? he looks like hes probably wvhite?
but vwhat if i like the attention but just wvant it to be #notgay
yeah thats the one, the wvhite puppet guy. he your boss?
vwhat? he doesnt havwe a ballhead, hes just like. if he vwere human hed be wvhite, thats the vwibe i get, yknowv?
maybe
no, no the guy riding me is definitely called puppy
the vwhite guy puppet pfp is still riding me wvhat do i do im #notgay
haha and then?
its not vwhat it sounds like but you thinking it is vwill help
do you think youre the only person on this site to hawve horrible taste. vwomen can do it too
dude if i ask like 70vw of the time theyll just send em
i dont evwen need to, thats the best part
you could nevwer. be jealous loser
thanks babe <3
id like to thank the academy, id like to thank @aberrationannihilation for being the one to push me ovwer the edge, seahorsedad for newver believwing in me, and no thank you to all the pityclickers for almost messing up my amazing ratio. and they said it could newver be done https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/194360b6153c.png
im a regular smartypants ;)
told you the people vwould lowve it swveetcheeks
imagine me clicking my heels vwith glee maybe ewven a sick backflip
hi babe
i wvould
perfect pose if i do say so myself. and i do
ayy
vwait that came out vwrong
no vwonder you vwant me youre nearly as pathetic
youre not part of my community unless you become a wvoman
its not for you
maybe i should try dressing like the onceler. babes lowved that guy
first time for evwerything, right ;)
this is vwhy trolls are the best ;)
i do my business behind closed dms thank you vwery not at all
im alwvays saying this that said cmon man leavwe me be im just livwing my life out here i dont need simps unless theyre hot big tiddy goth girl gfs
wvovw suddenly its wvrong to *not* hate vwomen? you gotta get your story straight baby
vwiolent like... <3<?
okay good
i choose to beliewve that says something naughty and embarrassing
:eyes:
i vwannaaaa
wvell i gotta see this uncensored
i havwe a crush on you
i dodge it
cant hear you pashht the shhptittle
you cant say anything anywvays
i can say toy boat more times in a rowv than you #cunninglinguist
i dodge it again
i try not to, except in the mirror ;)
for wvhat its wvorth, i respect that time you pretended to be bi to impress michelle
vwait did trollbama dislike that because he hates me and wvants me dead or because it mentioned 2016 ending
dont vwanna
id like to pusher in your infernal contraption ;) fuck, fuck, thats nothing but i only havwe like four minutes uhhhh. you wvanna talk about public executions, you should see hovw hung i am. no, no, uhh... bohemian? i hardly knowv er! fuck it, cancel post #nsfvw
hole?
because i didnt feel like searching for a 2017 one
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/nevwsfeed/001/329/481/c7b.jpg
i need her ill do anything ewven #notnotgay stuff please
wvait wvhat did i do rankmaid liked it i need her to like me
haha wvhat does this evwen mean hovw high do you havwe to be to come up wvith something like this haha #substances
vwhats this mean
i could pull off a jailhiwve rock. wvait hes dead novw shit. vwell, deservwed
my only crime wvas lowving her too much
im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence
i didnt!!!!!
look just because i curled into the fetal position at the first sign of vwiolence does not mean i stood no chance
i tried to get one and they laughed at me then they realized i wvas serious then they laughed some more then one of them said hey arent you coolscars descendent theyre gnc af and i said youre crazy and they laughed at me some more
god youre too wvasted to evwen be fun
i blacked out again vwhen did i say this ivwe newver said this
evwen if i *wvere* #notnotgay vwhich im not im #notgay thatd still be a hateful stereotype and an indictment on the american penal system and its perception in the public eye haha penal sounds like penis #nsfwv?
im alwvays sayin this
cmon baby, quit engaging in homophobic stereotypes and come on owver for a conjugal vwisit instead <3 #nsfwv
yknowv wvhat prison aint so bad some of these fellas are pretty nice, evwen got a sick tat from one of em
no you stay awvay from her shes mine i thought you vwere into shitty men or something
babe please you gotta bail me out fuck this isnt fair
please i promise i can come up wvith something just giwve me time please
shes an adult vwoman jinx
uhh uuhhh uhhhh huhhhh uuh hhh uh uhhhhhhhh fuck i vwish kankri vwere here hes alvways better at wvords than me wvhen theres bullshit that needs to be spevwed
haha yeah i hit that yesternight but this helps also check out my sick ratio wvait shit ovw owv ovw police
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THINK IT'S KINDA FUCKED UP THAHAT WHEN I WALK INTO THE ROOM THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T PLAY THE TROLL GEORGE LOPEZ THEME SONG IN THE BACKGROUND. :o/
guys please it was supposed to be funny why am i getting pity reacts
Can we talk about why troll comedy club2 have the wor2t yet mo2t expen2iive grub? II a2 hopiing for 2ome laugh2, good joke2, and good food two get my thiinkpan dii2tracted, but got none of the2e thiing2. The fii2h on 2tage wa2 a2 cold a2 theiir blood and a2 the earth entiitiie2 would put iit floundered before they liiterally diied on 2tage. The grub2teak wa2 dry and chewy liike a clown2 honkiing no2e. Hone2tly the honkiing no2e would have probably ta2ted better and been more funny than thii2 2hiit. Goiing two my hiive two nur2e a miigraiine. #trollcomedyclub2 #toomanyboondollar2 #badjoke2 #woe2efood #howdothey2tayiinbu2iine22 #reviiew
No it didn't. I don't vape. I just said I smoke. #substance
I'm one half of that. I'm not gay. ( #lie )
Something something trust us.
I could use a cigarette right now. #substances
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Yes. I have a feeling people dislike me.
I have a feeling people don't like me much.
You are going to get fucking killed. I'll make sure of it.
I HATE THE DAMN RADIO DEMON. FUCK THAT GUY. FUCK HIM.
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please imagine a vwery wvorried expression on my face.
◥▶◀◤ —> Every time you hate my chits... I leak, just a little. #suggestive #sweat
i think the grape juice got to me, my dick is purple like barney the fucking dinosaur #nsfw
ignore my last post the zombie or whatever is INSIDE MY HOUSE
fef look i turned myself into a pickle im pickle eridan
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idk if i can unswallow the battery tbh
✨ I had a small accident while starting my other tour! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ca426b6bf4b.png #stairs #tour ✨
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