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guys i throwed up the battery i ate yesterday i am winnin #gross? #winning
✨ I apologize for not making it to eridanweek this time my little monsters, i did rsvp but i had other matters to attend to. Maybe i can get some candy later~ Also here's a picture in one of my tour outfits <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b724ce54be4c.png #eridanweek #iwantcandy ✨
Hoo hoo! I am sure the lot of you anticipated some grand buffoonery from yours truly the night prior, perhaps jacks in your soles and cakes aplenty. Alas, I had failed to inform the lot of you, that the first of April is my break from the tomfoolery. 365 days of japes does take something out of a man..
@realtrizzaTethis My entry for #fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/30ujxVe.png
Unless the type of fishin we're doing is noodling In that case expect a few less digits
I'm engaged, she said yes~! (And the correct screenshot is updated. <3) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0fdf6546e56.png
Sounds top fuckin' tier man You're a fun guy and a chef to boot
*Gets down on one knee,* Will you marry me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54a9bdcada25.png
omg i mean aight sure ill do both *swallows a battery*
Yes, do it, and marry me.
so just woke up from a nap thought about eatin a battery should i do it chat
Don't tell Dave. I'm sneaking a fish in my pocket so I can hook it on his line and let him think he caught something. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/f4/06/eef406c0d56f1e6ef77db9c299709793.jpg
I enjoy hunting a bit less than I do wrestling gators Though if you wanna get in on a roll, I'm always looking for more buddies
(( OOC I'm cracking up, troll Tom Lehrer is an insane pull
In light of today's #EridanWeek event, I would like to release an official statement. I am not dead. The "explosion" was entirely metaphorical, and everyone involved in the event is (mostly) fine (except for that one guy who got stabbed).




