Troll Tom Lehrer
@columbidaeToxicologist
44.7 Sweeps | 6' NSFW To those attempting to woo me: While I find it flattering, we are simply too many sweeps apart from another. (OOC Other Muses: @twinAmnesias, @unacceptableCitrus, @okayTroogle)
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I have many times, is there perhaps something improper about doing so? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I am currently ordering approximately 1,043 of these to surround my hive with, you have most excellent taste if I do say so myself! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
IT’S A DANGEROUS JOB. I SHOULD PROBABLY READ THAT SAFETY ARTICLE THAT WAS SENT TO THE OFFICE.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
IM SITTING HERE WATCHING AS I AM PATIENT ZERO OF THE FUCKING TWINK PLAGUE BY MENTIONING TWINK JENGA /ONCE/ #NSFW
You Fool...
IM THE FUCKING TROLL OPPENHEIMER OF CHITTR AND TWINKS
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 In that case my humble advice would be to be extremely careful when yielding or experimenting with that level of power. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
SHE REALLY IS THE ALPHA BITCH. I'M JUST ANOTHER PITIFUL VERSION.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Best fast food burger, go: In-n-Out.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Burger Chef given no time or location restraints. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Mr. Lehrer, I missed you in my replies. I thought you had vanished into the oblivion that is not opening this website for an undisclosed amount of time.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 To be completely up front I had locked myself in my hive sipping on sparkling water for the last few cycles as there simply was no content up on this very dashboard worthy of responding to or making fun of. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
five guys tw0 expensive to be fast f0od. steak & shake or smashburger d0es go0d.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 you bring up a rather worthy contender with Steak & Shake. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
situation abatement beam
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Would you perchance be able to assist with the removal of asbestos and asbestos accessories? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
yeah, actually. you got asbestos?
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Lots of it. Even my grand pianos are stuffed with it for reasons unknown. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
-> I Have No Rice, Why Am I Even Here = Your Total Is $7.50
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I do believe this I would be able to assist with. Will this perchance be enough? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
-> A Sustainable Amount Indeed... Do You Require Financial Compensation? Perhaps Assistance In Shipping? I Would Be Overjoyed To Receive Such A Supply. = Your Total Is $6.66
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 No sir, you provide an amazing service to the community, feel free to take it all and distribute it as you see fit. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
The Geneva conventions cannot stop me due to the fact I am not reading them.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
CAN ANY OF YOU FUCKING SPELL GOD RIGHT.
who????
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 How is it that trouble always seems to be dressed in orange? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
oh naruto ^_^ yeah i know he's here belie\/e it
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 And with my day thoroughly ruined I shall now retire for this cycle. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
you don't like him ? Z:(
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I rather enjoy my peace, silence and quiet. All things that appear to be absent with them around. Not sure who of the orange suited beings we have here is louder, but he is the less behaved of the two, the other one has a lovely wife who keeps him in check. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
did you like my screaming ^_^
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 was quiet and soothing. Other orange clothed troll for reference btw 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
e\/eryone knows naruto was based off of him ^_^
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Perhaps they and @tenkaichiBudokai would get along and exchange advice. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀