Troll Tom Lehrer
@columbidaeToxicologist
44.7 Sweeps | 6' NSFW To those attempting to woo me: While I find it flattering, we are simply too many sweeps apart from another. (OOC Other Muses: @twinAmnesias, @unacceptableCitrus, @okayTroogle)
She returneth. Mostly. Has anybody really noticed my absence? Who knows. The truth is, I've missed each and every one of you during this little break. As to what happened, my laptop ran into an unrecoverable issue called the charger almost set my bed on fire because it was broken. I'm looking to get a replacement for it soon. My other laptop doesn't have my login credentials for everything and, well, I can't remember my Chittr password.
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ It would be hard to imagine a chittr feed without your presence, yet that is exactly what had happened madam. Behind the scenes there were a great deal of mourners, but surely it would be showing great weakness to think anything terminal could have possibly happened to yourself, so most just held out hope that it was a minor inconvenience, not that your place of rest nearly combusting due to a faulty husktop power supply would be considered a minor inconvenience. I for one am glad to see you back, your light hearted and most beloved food posts should make a comeback sooner than later. ๐๐๐๐
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Hello Chittr.ing. Question. Do gif files work on here?
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DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN CAME UP TO ME TODAY AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUY ANY CHOCOLATE. I'LL BE HONEST, I WAS REAL TEMPTED TO MAKE HIM INTO A DECAL ON THE PAVEMENT TILE, BUT THEN I THOUGHT: "THESE GUYS ARE PRIME #COLLAB MATERIAL." SO I BOUGHT SOME, ASKED HIM TO GIVE ME CORPORATE'S NUMBER. THEY WERE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD. COULD STOCK THEM UP AT MY FUNFAIR. MORAL OF THE STORY? IF YOU HESITATE BEFORE ANNIHILATING PEOPLE WHO BOTHER YOU, DOORS CAN OPEN TO REALLY GOOD THINGS. [โ ]
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ Oh no, a salesman? ๐๐๐๐
BAHAHAHA! OH, THAT'S FUNNY. LET'S #COLLAB SOMETIME. [โ]
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ Perhaps some day. My current schedule consists of doing nothing for long periods of time, posting heinous memes, and also making sure I do not by any chance end up on anyone's itinerary during my ever so cushy retirement. ๐๐๐๐
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ I would like to know if there are any published regulations or rules for #fightnight Like for an instance if mayonnaise is considered a instrument, or more pointedly and relevant if a grand piano could be considered a weapon... You see I am but a feeble old troll, and I would like to know if I may supplement my poor fighting stature with a sylladex loaded primarily of grand pianos. I for one could not, even through my younger sweeps, ever really ponder any other method of fighting for myself. ๐๐๐๐
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๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ !sliated eht rof uoy knahT .detaicerppA ๐๐๐๐
>https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e23bde6b6525.png
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ Shame you say? I tell you that idea was old fashioned even before my time, and I have been around a fair number of sweeps. ๐๐๐๐
>troll tom lehrer shut your lame ass up and go drop another album engineered exclusively for the medically senile >nobody currently outside of hospice care is voluntarily subjecting themselves to that shit >WE ARE RUNNING A HUMILIATION AGENDA
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ I shall be laughing from the beyond my own grave when it becomes your turn. ๐๐๐๐
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ Seems if I had struck a nerve perhaps. Also before you ask, the answer is "yes", as in "Yes I would personally train a memorial mason to work their craft in comic sans just for you." Consider this an honor. ๐๐๐๐
>actually sir the question i had in mind was "do you not experience even microscopic traces of embarrassment publicly admitting you want to get cognitively factory-reset by my bonebulge being lodged into your gaping maw until your psyche consists exclusively of static and the lingering memory of my accumulated grime" >but it seems your answer still counts as a resounding yes so all i have to say is >thanks for the commemorative slab AND the complimentary loadgaper LOLOLOL https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f8b26502399.png
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ Not even the slightest amount, it does amuse me though that some troll should actually care enough, to care, in this day of age though and you have my applause. 'Tis an older meme, but it checks out sir. ๐๐๐๐
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ I also will say I will bow out of your proposal, no matter how well it was executed. ๐๐๐๐
Have g-o-o--o-o-d day!
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ One does not ever as one would put it, give up the bitch. ๐๐๐๐
fun fact: the m๊ฎdern fae ๊ฎnly has a mild sneezing fit fr๊ฎm t๊ฎuching ir๊ฎn. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ None of the orders which I have placed with you have been charged or shipped, may I ask if I have been blacklisted from your services? ๐๐๐๐
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๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ <q>Noses indeed, I wish I had thought of that! Well you know what they say, Amateur poets borrow; Mature poets steal. I shall be pocketing that analogy should it ever be needed.</q> ๐๐๐๐
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-> This Sex Based Standard Does Not Appeal To Me, But I Can Offer Soup Soup Or Pass? = Your Total Is $10.46
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ I perhaps may be channeling Troll Snoop Dog when I say smoke soup every day. ๐๐๐๐
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ Dearest chitter moderators, may I ask kindly what exactly in blazes is going on with @thisaccountIsclosed I noticed they carried my Deverified badge, and then after I addressed elephants in a room, they seem to have been yeeted off the end of the universe. This seems rather rash if you ask me, and I wish you to do an investigation into it. ๐๐๐๐
This user... Was given this badge... after many accounts..of on site user harassment against many users...including me...and has been...dealt with... accordingly.. (u . u โ)
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ Did they have proper CLawyer Clegal representation? #honk ๐๐๐๐
Lawyer representation....is not needed... On a website with...clear instructed..rules....on site conduct (u . u โ)
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ As far as I was aware they are to be provided proper CLegal representation in the more universal sense. I there a paraCLegal in the house?! ๐๐๐๐
Not for a website banning... No (u . u โ)
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ I suppose it is. Where is Troll Denny Crane when you need him? ๐๐๐๐
โ ๏ธ๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐จ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐น๐ ๐จ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ช๐โ ๏ธ โค๏ธWhy the fuck would I rechitt my own callout posts?โค๏ธ โ ๏ธ๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐จ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐น๐ ๐จ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ช๐โ ๏ธ
๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ ๐ Also should mention the other elephant in the room, I thought we Deverified were only a select few in an exclusive club. I'm going to have to change my branding if it becomes too popular. ๐๐๐๐