Troll Tom Lehrer
@columbidaeToxicologist
We will all go together when we go!
"True AI, often referred to as Artificial General Intelligence (AGI), represents a level of artificial intelligence that possesses human-like cognitive abilities." This source is from Hinz Consulting. Hal is a true AI. He is humanlike.
Therefore it's not cheating just calling a friend in for help.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 However if HAL should do all the work, well it could be considered... Well let me make a short story longer than it has to be. I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky In one word he told me secret of success: Plagiarize Plagiarize Let no one else's work evade your eyes Remember why the good Lord made your eyes So don't shade your eyes But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize Only be sure always to call it please, "research". 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I do not think you understand how big of a fucking nerd loser I am when it comes to Majora's Mask. I have finished it to 100% completion on several occasions on both N64 and 3DS. If you were to tell me a random time on a random day I could recite exactly what events occur then. If you were to ask me to recite any of the playable songs from the game I could do so from heart. Including Japas' jam session and the Ballad of the Wind Fish. I am like Bill Murray at the end of Groundhog Day.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 What I would really like to know is at what point in Majora's Mask did you drop the toaster into the bathtub? Inspiring minds wish to know. For science. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
pirate walks intah a bar with a wheel beneath his legs mutha fucka asks for a rum and the tender asks 'dont that wheel bother you?' pirate responds 'yar! its drivin me nuts!'
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Yar, it wheely hurts when it be coming full circle. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
꩜What is a meowbeast’s favourite colouR? Purr-plE. ꩜
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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I am going to stay far far away from what appears to be a watermeowlin, I fear it's effects would be too unpredictable. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
What is in this "candy" everyone is posting about?
D --> Cherubic artifact that induces the peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks in those who imbibe in it's degenerate sugars
D --> Are you referring to the horrorterrors or the cherubs D --> For the horrorterrors maybe but the cherubs are more like what you feed the pigeons in Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I prefer to feed the pigeons peanuts when they are laced with cyanide. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
D --> Precisely D --> Yet as dangerous as it is for them, they are simply unable to resist D --> Such is the a100re of cherubic magic
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 From the looks of it, feeding any creature jujus would not yield anything predictable. Mathematically speaking it's at best ill-advised. Would one require a tongue (simulated or otherwise) for the cherubic power to manifestate? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 There are far worse fates than celibacy in this universe! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If you would like you can help me with my civic duty of poisoning pigeons in the park! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Would there be any other avian species you would wish to mame or otherwise destroy? 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Assaulting Seagulls by the Seashore perhaps?? I could even write a song about it! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I don't get a Damn I Love Fishing shirt? But I really love fishing Sad #fishingfriday
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If Sunday your free, why don't you come with me and we'll wrestle some alligators in the park. I'll even make an exception to my normal pastime to wrestle alligators with you! Perhaps we could make a Irish stew, only with delectable alligator meat. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Sounds top fuckin' tier man You're a fun guy and a chef to boot
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Wrestling alligators is just like fishing, only sometimes you end up missing some fingers! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Unless the type of fishin we're doing is noodling In that case expect a few less digits
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If we are to partake in the art of noodling, I shall be fetching @tipsynekoGnostalgic to join us in that expedition. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Yes m'am Specifically noodling, those catfish won't know what hit em
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It's a lot like sliding down the razor blade of life, wait, I mean catching catfish using nothing but your metacarpals. Also you have far better reflexes than I would. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
so just woke up from a nap thought about eatin a battery should i do it chat
Yes, do it, and marry me.
omg i mean aight sure ill do both *swallows a battery*
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Let your love be a flame, not an ember Say it's them that you want to dismember Blacken their eye, set fire to their tie As you dance to the Masochism Tango! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 @fameMonster It is a sobering thought that when Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was my age, he had been dead for 62 years 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 You can't take three from two, Two is less than three, So you look at the four in the tens place. Now that's really four tens So you make it three tens, Regroup, and you change a ten to ten ones, And you add 'em to the two and get twelve, And you take away three, that's nine. Is that clear? Now instead of four in the tens place You've got three, 'Cause you added one, That is to say, ten, to the two, But you can't take seven from three, So you look in the hundreds place. From the three you then use one To make ten ones... (And you know why four plus minus one Plus ten is fourteen minus one? 'Cause addition is commutative, right!) And so you've got thirteen tens And you take away seven, And that leaves twenty-four Well.... twenty-eight point sixty two actually... But the idea is the important thing! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Don't worry I got this, I used to teach Math! Anyway, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was dead for 28.62 Sweeps at my age! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀