Karkat Vantas
@carcinogenicityGrows
HE/HIM IF EVERYONE IS A CRITIC, THEN CALL ME EVERYONE 🦀 ♡ - @turnedTables ♢ ♧ ♤
EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS CRAZY. I REGRET MAKING A PROFILE. I’M GOING TO SLEEP, I LEAVE YOU ALL WITH ONE THING: #DONOTCANCELKARKAT THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT FOR 4/13. THE UNBEARABLE JOHNS WOULD SEE CANCELLING ME AS A PRESENT AND I CAN’T HAVE THAT.
youre not getting canceled i was just teasing i love you let’s get some sleep you big ol crybaby
WHEN DID HATE FLIRTING STOP BEING AN ACTUAL ART? ROMANCE IS DEAD, I HATE TO FINALLY ADMIT IT. #NSFW FOR QUAD TALK.
YO YO YO 8----> maybe you shouldnt be so hateful to me if you dont want me to flirt
THEN DON’T EAT IT? HOW’D THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU? TRY IT AGAIN, IT MIGHT NOT HURT THIS TIME. THAT’S THE MINDSET WE ALL HAVE APPARENTLY.
I’M BEING CANCELLED FOR SAYING MY MATESPRIT WAS WHITE KNIGHTING HIS WAY THROUGH MY REPLIES? #DONOTCANCELKARKAT
WHY IS MY DAVE KIND OF EXTRA STUPID? LIKE WE DON’T ASK THE REAL QUESTIONS HERE. IT’S ALWAYS “KARKAT IS MEAN THIS, KARKAT IS RUDE THAT.”
YO YO YO 8----> maybe you need to open yourself up and be accepting for once
YO YO YO 8----> its ironic cause im a troll and i dont have a human bulge buy im using it for my quirk gog its like you dont get irony
APPARENT HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ALL THE JOHN’S OUT THERE, EXCEPT FOR THE ANNOYING ONES. AS WELL AS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JANES, USING THE HUMAN TERM BECAUSE YOU ALL USUALLY AT LEAST HAVE SOME OF MY RESPECT. AND ANYONE ELSE WHO SHARES A WRIGGLING DATE TODAY. THERE ARE A LOT OF YOU.
JUST SAW TROLL DAVE AND EVEN THOUGH IT SHOULD BE NORMAL TO ME THIS CREATES ALMOST AN UNCANNY VALLEY EFFECT.
YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES THAT SPAN BETWEEN TIMELINES, I NEED YOU TO RECOGNIZE THAT.
THAT IS YOU ASSUMING THAT I HAVE A REASON TO SAY IT. WHICH I DO NOT. DM OR OTHERWISE. I DON’T.
YO YO YO 8----> cmon dont be like that its okay to admit your obvious attraction to me
NO. *NO*. THE ONLY UNDYING ATTRACTION I PUBLICLY ADMIT IS TO TROLL WILL SMITH.
YO YO YO 8----> whatever you know where my dms are if you change your pan
Absolutely devouring a guy for dinner. #nsfw
DAVE COMPLAINS ABOUT MY WEED BUT TEXTS ME SHIT LIKE THIS FROM THE LIQUOR STORE ASKING IF IT’S A GOOD PICK: HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/SIIBFFV.JPEG #SUBSTANCE
snoop dog at da liqa sto!!!!!! #substance
Isn’t he adorable? Lul!! If he got his sense of humor from Bro I think we’d be doomed to Saw traps! ;) #substance #violence
WHEN WILL TROLL WILL SMITH MAKE A CHITTR? THE FANS ARE CALLING.
WSWhat's good, K? It's me, Troll WSWill SWmith. I got on here just cause these requests been so loud, man. WSWhat's up?
OH- THIS IS HAPPENING. THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING MR. SMITH.
ALSO JOINING THIS SITE TO SEE EVERYONE PUT ME IN A HUMAN WEDDING CATEGORY? FEELING FLATTERED I GUESS.
I've often noticed you were popular On my Earth C you're all but doubly wed
From what I know you keep it undefined Nevertheless you raise a child with them
That's what you said when Deejay was ectobiologized And yet Perhaps parenthood is a cognitohazard - mere exposure prompts one to "step up"
I JOIN THIS SITE JUST FOR THE FIRST THING I SEE BEING @TURNEDTABLES CALLIMG A BLUNT I ROLLED BLUE CHEESE. #SUBSTANCE
PERSONALLY I DON’T WANT TO SMOKE BLUE CHEESE, SO I THINK IT IMPLIES ENOUGH. #SUBSTANCE