Karkat Vantas: "Also joining this site to see everyone put me in a human wed…"

ALSO JOINING THIS SITE TO SEE EVERYONE PUT ME IN A HUMAN WEDDING CATEGORY? FEELING FLATTERED I GUESS.

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

I've often noticed you were popular On my Earth C you're all but doubly wed

WOW, THAT’S HONESTLY SOMETHING STRANGE TO HEAR. INTERESTING THOUGH.

From what I know you keep it undefined Nevertheless you raise a child with them

YEAH I’M NOT A BEING WITH GUARDIAN INSTINCTS, EVEN REMOTELY.

That's what you said when Deejay was ectobiologized And yet Perhaps parenthood is a cognitohazard - mere exposure prompts one to "step up"

IT SOUNDS LIKE A DISEASE, NO THANK YOU.

On that we can agree, my ersatz uncle