Karkat Vantas
@carcinogenicityGrows
HE/HIM IF EVERYONE IS A CRITIC, THEN CALL ME EVERYONE 🦀 ♡ - @turnedTables ♢ ♧ ♤
@carcinogenicityGrows cant you fake an emergency and have me come home early
NO. YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY. YOUR "AUNT" WHO DOESN'T EXIST CAN ONLY DIE SO MANY DAYS IN A ROW BEFORE IT GETS SUSPICIOUS.
YES, BUT I AM BEING TRANSPARENT WITH YOU WHEN I SAY: COME UP WITH A BETTER EXCUSE!!
say youre bleeding out somewhere and you need me asap because you don’t trust doctors #violence #gore
yo yo yo 8----> my raw sexual energy cant be contained #nsfw
TAKE A GIANT BOX. HERE. LIKE THIS SINCE I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING. ____________ | | | | | | |__________| AND SHOVE IT INSIDE OR UP YOUR WASTESHUTE IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES. THOUGH, I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKING EGO FOR SEX APPEAL. #NSFW ISH
i had one job to keep the blunt lit and i’m so fucking high that i forgot to keep it going chat how mad is karkat gonna be when he’s back #substance
what a way with words you have, got me feeling tingly lmfao #suggestive #nsfw
its all in the button mashing <3 i know you love it deep down #nsfw for quad stuff
karkat just gave me the go ahead to sleep between his thighs i win gn chittr hello heaven #nsfw #nsfwe #suggestive
then why am i chitting between those pillowy thighs then hmmm?????? #nsfw #suggestive
YO YO YO 8----> #cancelkarkat or whatever hes not letting me hit so cancel that hating ass troll
YO YO YO 8----> wow so youre calling a disabled troll stupid #cancelkarkat
YO YO YO 8----> wow so youre gonna hurt an already disabled troll really cool dude im sure your dave would love to hear this shit #cancelkarkat
I’M NOT LISTENING TO THIS. IT IS THE DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. THIS IS A STATEMENT. I AM MAKING A STATEMENT.
WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO GET YOU TO SHUT UP? A SPRAY BOTTLE? AN AIR HORN? A MUZZLE? NOT #NSFW
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DISLIKE IT, THAT WAS THE POINT OF CLARIFYING IT’S NOT NSFW.
YOU ARE A DEEPLY DISTURBED TROLL, AS IS COMMON WITH BLUE BLOODS. MY CONDOLENCES.
WHEN DID HATE FLIRTING STOP BEING AN ACTUAL ART? ROMANCE IS DEAD, I HATE TO FINALLY ADMIT IT. #NSFW FOR QUAD TALK.
YO YO YO 8----> maybe you shouldnt be so hateful to me if you dont want me to flirt
THEN DON’T EAT IT? HOW’D THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU? TRY IT AGAIN, IT MIGHT NOT HURT THIS TIME. THAT’S THE MINDSET WE ALL HAVE APPARENTLY.
hope when karkat finally marries me he understands that divorce is absolutely off the table were gonna have to like fight to the death or something if we want out of this relationship #violence ish #nsfw ish
YO YO YO 8----> yeah divorce isnt a thing in troll culture we typically fight to the death so youre pretty good with troll culture
let the man encourage me smh im feeling hella encouraged right now hella heard and hella understood