Karkat Vantas
@carcinogenicityGrows
HE/HIM IF EVERYONE IS A CRITIC, THEN CALL ME EVERYONE 🦀 ♡ - @turnedTables ♢ ♧ ♤
about two play mariio kart wiith kk wii2h hiim luck everyone. @carciinogeniiciityGrow2
YEAH AND YOU’RE GOING TO GET ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY, AND THOROUGHLY OBLITERATED INTO A SHITSTAIN BY HOW HARD I’M GOING TO CRUSH YOU IN THIS GAME. #GORE #VIOLENCE #IWILLBEVICTORIOUS
FIRST OF ALL, I WILL TALK AS I PLEASE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO INTENT TO HOLD BACK ANY OF THE GARBAGE I SPEW ON A NIGHTLY BASIS. SECOND OF ALL, I’LL PLAY BUT DON’T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN YOU FIND THAT YOU CANNOT COMPARE TO THE POWER OF MR. SCOOTY, THE ABSOLUTE BEST BUGGY AROUND.
this snail isnt interested in anything @carcinogenicityGrows its time for a new pet
IT’S A SNAIL. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IT TO DO? IT’S NOT GOING TO STAND UP AND DO A FLIP.
playing @carcinogenicityGrows animal crossing island and the switch had the audacity to show me just exactly what i look like at this given moment hint: i look like a fucking chud
@carcinogenicityGrows cant you fake an emergency and have me come home early
NO. YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY. YOUR "AUNT" WHO DOESN'T EXIST CAN ONLY DIE SO MANY DAYS IN A ROW BEFORE IT GETS SUSPICIOUS.
YES, BUT I AM BEING TRANSPARENT WITH YOU WHEN I SAY: COME UP WITH A BETTER EXCUSE!!
say youre bleeding out somewhere and you need me asap because you don’t trust doctors #violence #gore
i had one job to keep the blunt lit and i’m so fucking high that i forgot to keep it going chat how mad is karkat gonna be when he’s back #substance
what a way with words you have, got me feeling tingly lmfao #suggestive #nsfw
its all in the button mashing <3 i know you love it deep down #nsfw for quad stuff
karkat just gave me the go ahead to sleep between his thighs i win gn chittr hello heaven #nsfw #nsfwe #suggestive
then why am i chitting between those pillowy thighs then hmmm?????? #nsfw #suggestive
WHEN DID HATE FLIRTING STOP BEING AN ACTUAL ART? ROMANCE IS DEAD, I HATE TO FINALLY ADMIT IT. #NSFW FOR QUAD TALK.
idk you said i did a pretty great job at doing it the other night so… #nsfw #suggestive
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THEN DON’T EAT IT? HOW’D THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU? TRY IT AGAIN, IT MIGHT NOT HURT THIS TIME. THAT’S THE MINDSET WE ALL HAVE APPARENTLY.
:33 < mew think so? :33 < okay i'll give it another shot :33
DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM.
let the man encourage me smh im feeling hella encouraged right now hella heard and hella understood