Dave Strider

@turnedTables

Eminem's #1 fan || sBaHJ creator || AJ inspector || He/Him || DMs Open

Blood: RustAge: 24 years11.1 sweepsKult Score: 445Kull Score: 31915 followers 14 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@turnedTables[TT]

i win guys pack it up https://i.imgur.com/F6ICCzZ.png

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@turnedTables[TT]

cuddling my boyfriend or whatever and he just fucking rolls over and bites the fuck out of my arm??? thanks man. see you in court smh. #nsfw ish

Kult: +30

Kull: +27

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.11

dave with three Es

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

shouldnt have let your guard down man

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

@carcinoGenesis[CG]

I'M EMOTIONALLY TORN BETWEEN HATING THIS POST AND WANTING PEOPLE TO BITE YOU

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@turnedTables[TT]

you're right that's my bad.

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dave with three Es

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

it really is

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

love rolling over and waking up to my angry boyfriend looking at me with hearts in his eyes basically. like yeah babe, the angry front is really, REALLY intimidating especially with all the love in your eyes man. really got me shivering in my timb(er)s right now. #nsfw (quad stuff or something like that)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

okay going to sleep for real, later

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

so glad i’m not the dave that fumbled karkat you gotta be out of your fucking mind man #nsfw #red #redquad #quad

#nsfw #red #redquad #quad

Kult: +17

Total: 17

@turnedTables[TT]

quiet rechitt on that one

@turnedTables[TT]

the more my phone autocorrects me the more my blood boils

@turnedTables[TT]

karkat looked at me and asked my why our room is hot probably because you didn’t - how shit he just collapsed lmfao

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@turnedTables[TT]

karkat got made over the #feet joke post about poetry or whatever and now he’s turned away from me in bed mumbling dumbass on repeat how do i fix this chat

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@turnedTables[TT]

mad * fucking iPhone will forever be my opp

@turnedTables[TT]

bro let me watch too much spongebob while growing up that’s why i’m like this

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@turnedTables[TT]

karkat just told me about feet being in poetry or something what is bro yapping about… pentameter? good fucking grief just give me a kiss so i can sleep fawk #nsfw #nsfwish

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

got AM hating on my shit when he doesn’t even have a penis to explode #nsfw

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@turnedTables[TT]

mr. electric send this reader to the penis explosion chamber #nsfw

Kult: +45

Kull: +37

Total: 82

Ratio: 1.22

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

wtf

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@turnedTables[TT]

it worked

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

my peNits...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turntechGodbird[TG]

i got a cloaca dawg what happens to me

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@turnedTables[TT]

we point and laugh

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

cool thanks

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

would say all my exes live in texas but let’s face it that just ain’t true

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@turnedTables[TT]

gyat damn

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@turnedTables[TT]

it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits - jesus or something idk

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

@turntechGodbird[TG]

yea he famously said that fr

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

if you see karkat full throttle screaming in my face leave me alone i'm exactly where i wanna be #nsfw

Kult: +69

Kull: +30

Total: 99

Ratio: 2.30

@totesGruesome[TG]

thats valid tb h

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@gardenGnostic[GG]

boys will be boys!

Kult: +15

Total: 15

22,222 kults and i'll take a nap

@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

i'm always saying this.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/de/fc/2fdefcb37db84abd7f533df11eee9a27.jpg

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@reclusiveAuthority[RA]

</3: Ah Blackrom

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@turnedTables[TT]

not exactly

@turnedTables[TT]

got my ex following me on here life can be so crazy sometimes

Kult: +17

Total: 17

@turnedTables[TT]

damn not even 5 mins in and i got like 10+ notifs got me feeling famous

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

@timeskipGuydude[TG]

thats what im sayin like this social media shit easy as fuck when you slap the strider brand on it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turnedTables[TT]

facts fr

@turnedTables[TT]

if no one got me i know obama got me (obama cares)

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

I am pleased to hear that, Mr. Strider.

Kult: +10

Total: 10