Dave Strider

@turnedTables

Eminem's #1 fan || sBaHJ creator || AJ inspector || He/Him || DMs Open ♡ - @carcinogenicityGrows ♢ ♧ ♤

Blood: RustAge: 24 years11.1 sweepsKult Score: 1547Kull Score: 194729 followers 35 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@turnedTables[TT]

make this a hit chit rn i need to prove something thanks

Kult: +42

Kull: +10

Total: 52

Ratio: 4.20

@freakNasty[FN]

u rn https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2135.jpeg

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turnedTables[TT]

youre so right unfortunately two more likes and im just as rich

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

dr. p soda so-so-soda

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

@jegbertGame[JG]

dave, it's "SIPPING on the dr. p soda".

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@turnedTables[TT]

jegbert i touch grass sometimes im sorry i fucked the meme

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@jegbertGame[JG]

why would you fuck a meme? gross dude!

Kult: +12

Total: 12

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@turnedTables[TT]

yoooooo im dead

🚬 𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖆 💋

@annihilationAttendent[AA]

バーはゴミ箱なので、二度とマイクを拾うことはありません。(Your bars are trash, never pick up a microphone again.)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@turnedTables[TT]

word of the day: chud

Kult: +69

Kull: +42

Total: 111

Ratio: 1.64

Prince Sylink Protah

@singularityManifest[SM]

@tent★tivelyTenebrous

@tentativelyTenebrous

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<@consequentlyOblique @nicheLarper @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek @goldenGigabyte #TEAMCHUD ASSEMBLE!

@consequentlyOblique @nicheLarper @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek @goldenGigabyte

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

hey

↩ @tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Repoorting foor duty

Kult: +5

Total: 5

kaikka mohdem !!!

@goldenGigabyte[GG]

-=[ ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶_☺]=-

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@lackadaisicalFervor[LF]

☆ — hell yeah !t !z!!! ☆‿☆

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@nicheLarper[NL]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/l647xz9xahcaaaad/thpeed-covering-mouth.gif

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

i want hamburger helper but karkat banned it from our 'hive' or whatever

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

the snail it finally did a flip maybe they arent as bummy as i thought

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

You have been watching this thing for over an hour I think.

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@turnedTables[TT]

and for over an hour it has disappointed me, until now

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

Patience is a virtue!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turnedTables[TT]

youre so right mr. trollbama if it werent for your guidance who knows where we'd be today

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@titlesTranquilized[TT]

You always have to give everyone the time to grow into what they are.

@turnedTables[TT]

oh god its heartburn

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@turnedTables[TT]

again if no one got me i know trollbama got me

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

literally

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@turnedTables[TT]

sometimes i just be saying shit just to say shit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

five nights of flippin burgers for the lot of you

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@turnedTables[TT]

five nights at freddys this five nights at freddys that, how about five nights of employment

Kult: +40

Kull: +45

Total: 85

Ratio: 0.89

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Let's Get Five Nights Of Job Applications Going, " Gang ".

Kult: +5

Total: 5

[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]

@arenaceousAlchemy[AA]

[ >THE WIZARD DOTH BE "SELF-EMPLOYED"_ ]

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@turnedTables[TT]

but did the wizard file 1040 on their taxes this year

@bummelBoogie[BB]

isn’t that the game alread7 though

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@turnedTables[TT]

youre telling me you got up and went to stay five whole nights at a fictional pizza place and got paid for it during that time

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[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]

@arenaceousAlchemy[AA]

[ >OF COURSETH IT DID, AS A LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD IT WOULD BE MOST UNWISE TO FUCKETH WITH THE MACHINATIONS OF THE TROLL IRS_ ]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turnedTables[TT]

youre so real to me evil wizard

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

why does this site gotta turn everything into a freak off... #nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@turnedTables[TT]

obviously im joking please its funny

@generousTempurament[GT]

╭╯╭╯ <• EWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 𑁤

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@turnedTables[TT]

update: this snail is still boring and theres no way in hell its doing an ollie i tried guys.

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Put some salt on it.

@turntechGoghead[TG]

have you tried treats to entice it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turnedTables[TT]

i cannot or else karkat is going to beat me to death #violence but in a joking way

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@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Domestic abuse?

↩ @turntechGoghead[TG]

@turnedTables[TT]

youre right the biggest motivator of all; im going to offer it a redbull and see where we get from there

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

let me know how that goes man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

well i think ive seen enough of chittr

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

@gallowsExecution[GE]

W41T 1 GOT ON3 MOR3 TH1NG B3FOR3 YOU L34V3 HOLD ON

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@turnedTables[TT]

im dreading this

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@gallowsExecution[GE]

9/11 D3HUM1D1F13R HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/9M4PCW8S/SCR33NSHOT-20260513-191551.PNG

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@turnedTables[TT]

maybe the site is healing

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@gallowsExecution[GE]

1 D1D 1T 1 S4V3D TH3 S1T3 >:]

@turnedTables[TT]

its greed sickens me

@turnedTables[TT]

this snail isnt interested in anything @carcinogenicityGrows its time for a new pet

@carcinogenicityGrows

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@carcinogenicityGrows[CG]

IT’S A SNAIL. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IT TO DO? IT’S NOT GOING TO STAND UP AND DO A FLIP.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turnedTables[TT]

oh karkat are you about to have your socks knocked clear the fuck off

↩ @turnedTables[TT]

@carcinogenicityGrows[CG]

MY SOCKS REMAIN, STRIDER.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@turnedTables[TT]

tch man fuck this im giving it a tech deck and teaching it how to do ollies and shit one sec

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

karkat got me watching this bum ass aquatic snail and so far its just consumed everything in its path

Kult: +52

Kull: +40

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.30

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

dude i used to have some of these guys they died in like 5 days

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@turnedTables[TT]

ive somehow kept this thing alive for like the last 3 months or so and it laid like 2 clutches of eggs and i guess im doing something right if its doing that

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

goddamn you got a cool ass snail

↩ @turntechGirlhead[TG]

@turnedTables[TT]

didnt know they were chill like that fr

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

is it cute too

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@turnedTables[TT]

i cant lie its really cute but dont tell karkat i confessed to that shit because i told him something way different

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

you’re secrets safe with me bro i love the way they wiggle their stupid little antennae things

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turnedTables[TT]

i think their mouths are really neat, like wdym they just go around ':3' all the time

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turnedTables[TT]

bring back pagers now

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@turnedTables[TT]

karkat got me watching crazy shit tonight

@turnedTables[TT]

ur mom

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

@leatherMatron[LM]

ur đađ~§~

Kull: +10

Total: 10