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Call t)(e mental ward t)(e way I groove so silly funny style 38)
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no twink death im stuck in #twinketernity now
Today is, of course, a very important day. It is on this day that one of the most influential, narratively important events across multiple timelines began. Which is to say, happy birthday, Neil. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Fuck: My wife. Marry: My wife. Kill: Civilians.
You've passed. I'm proud of you.
I do not currently possess a firearm.
The Handmaid’s behavior was acceptable today, so I will allow a small indulgence: Tock. Tick.
I find myself dealing with far more pockets of Void obscuring my vision as I navigate this site. Clouded futures, unclear pasts, I have even some quite lovely interactions with some individuals who are beyond my paradigm entirely. It has surprised even me that I have grown to find the experience of navigating these dark pockets oddly enjoyable. Were they in the way of the fulfillment of my ultimate purpose, they would be unsettling. Yet here, witnessing universes and adjacent timelines and narratives to my own, it is something of a thrill. Of course, my intellect is vast, and my ability to fill the Void with Light nearly unmatched. In time, I am certain I will bring all of you into the database that is my knowledge. But for now, I merely enjoy the journey.
The most effective lure is rarely an open invitation, but rather forbiddance. The intention to prevent harm through forced avoidance brings a new level of intrigue, a desire to prove oneself capable, and of course the inherent resistance towards being told what to do. Merely allow yourself to become forbidden, and you will be approached regardless. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
I must apologize for not warning you about that chitt from a certain Ampora. I can assure you I am far from fond of it myself.
its so unfair i didnt get 2 name u despite yuo being my ectokid or w/e id give u an awesome name like merlin, so u could live out ur days as a powreful wizard....
My, what a flattering time it has been on this website.
I'm not surre what else you'/) expe(t out of (hittrr to be honest!
♯nuhuh
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Sadly, it would be in poor taste to share my favorites with you all at this time. I would hate to encourage jealousy amongst you all. Still, I will admit that I have them. Haa Haa.
1 more not nromal post clowns r hot but it depends on the type of clown liek. idk a regulsr mime isnt hawt
soda
tonights gig with miss poltergeist ensures a phantasmagoric auditory feast for all you freaks who snooze with a mirror facing your beds danny ransom is back from his unfortunate stay with the arkansas department of corrections and will be facing a trial from ol lucy boy before i take over the booth HEART for ice bucket challenge with cup toilet water DIAMOND for three back to back shots of jeppsons malort #substances SPADE for five minutes of clothespins you can try to guess what the last one means
seinfeld is funny
people don't like when i talk aboUt these sorts of things, so maybe i shoUld do it now when fewer people are on... if i refer to one of oUr lives as a story, i am not speaking metaphorically. nor am i implying we are empty pUppets of some aUthor's will, thoUgh!! we are real people with real lives, bUt the fact we are speaking to each other across Universes like this necessitates the meddling of certain narrative forces. it's not so mUch that oUr actions are dictated by the stroke of the pen, bUt that they are defined by it. the digits of pi contain all possible strings, bUt it takes a conscioUs mind to pick oUt one that is meaningfUl. we woUld exist withoUt aUthors. in fact, the better part of oUr lives is entirely UntoUched by narrative! bUt in the vast reaches of infinite possibility, we are picked oUt by those forces who woUld write oUr story. #meta #narrative #existential
I guess it is the time of night to say hello to Ampora.
its so lonely being at the top. being this successful and handsome makes the cats around here too intimidated to approach me. this is probably vwhy my dms are alvways empty. you guys dont havwe to be shy. (hot people dm only though, please.)
Trying to relate to the youth of Alternia with this "meme" I have created today. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473103318351085723/1480769630862835712/5f147c86d4005b0086c76018ab3c20e4.jpg?ex=69d6746f&is=69d522ef&hm=15db1290d7a9aa48c821bd3d496e8aebb6c9da0ad4f9c84cd836d0ea66aa44a1&=&format=webp&width=631&height=680
theres so many daves here maybe they should consider recreatimg the josh fight
I love my fiancée, she brings me dead animals and drinks lava lamps. It's quite endearing. She even ate a battery at my behest. Adorable. #death ?
THEY TOOK THRESH PRINCE OFF OF NETFLIX. IT’S LIKE THE UNIVERSE IS PERFECTLY CURATED TODAY TO PISS ME OFF.
"we live in an uncaring universe" false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?
(Woodland sprite fires written by me!) Devious jaunts spit in beats so wicked / they try to hold me back but i just stay kicking / tiptoe through the tulips like my name was tiny tim / casting magic spells on the flora on my whim! / Never have you met a better fella- take a hike / they ought to call me frosty with my chill on the corn cob mic! / if i was a gnome id want to live someone warm / would you still love me if i was a worm??
iit ii2 that tiime agaiin..
I feel pathetic. I'm thirty and acting like a child. Fuck me. Maybe I am just like my bro. A failure only good with comedy and never real shit.
ALRIGHT. I AM FEELING GENEROuS. ASK ME ANYTHING. AND I WILL TELL YOu HOW I WOuLD KILL YOu INSTEAD OF ANSWERING IT. https://i.imgur.com/SiMBx7L.gif
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as a word of warnin. trolls dont taste good. theyre bitter.
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What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
the hUman predilection towards #sUbstances is always sUch lovely fUel for drama!
No more weeks. It was already too close to a time-related concept for my liking.
my rhymes are tight my beats are sick i dont have a fucking dick
everything could be awesome forever
Straight up "Jaxing" it, if you know what I'm saying!
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YOU SHOULD CL34N YOUR ROOM 4ND FOLD YOUR SH1RTS *R1GHT NOW* G3T OFF YOUR P4LMHUSK 4ND GO DO SOM3TH1NG WORTH YOUR T1M3 #CONTROV3RS14L
1 W4S HON3STLY HOP1NG TH4T POST WOULD B3 MOR3 CONTROV3RS14L >:/
Men.
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booo tomatoes
men #men
ummm girls #girls
Oh Dave... You fell right into my trap. I will now push you into the pool.
√(And also The Game.)²
thats rough buddy but #notmyproblem
i dunno man sounds like you dont wanna live your truth and spit facts
today's a sit around and do nothing in shorts kind of day.
Did you eat the cupcake wrapper? Yes = ♠️. No (you hate yourself.) = 🖤.
You've met with a terrible fate and you don't even get reality-warping powers along with it. Major L. ▼