browsing the future internet getting my scroll on thinking my thoughts suddenly light bulb in my head were there always this many fucking ads on every goddamn website i remember frequenting the scum of the scum websites back in ye olde 2009 and yeah it was mostly intolerable but at least those website ads were a general indication of depravity or some kind of fucked up malware youve got going on nowadays i cant get through a single youtube video without thirty second unskippable advertisement for some fucking earbuds or chatbot rearing their faces and im hearing you all cry out in immaculate chorus "dave just install adblock you fatnasty trash" and i answer why do i have to suck adblocks dick just to watch some goddamn videos in peace and a bunch of my favorite vids got erased from the tube and fucking damn if those reuploaders still cant get a quality rip going if another mobile game ad tries to shove cartoon cow giving birth in my face im throwing my fucking phone into the darkest depths of the furthest ring