why do half of the other versions of me have a weird scratched record shirt that looks dumb as fuck
my problem is that it looks uncool my bomb to the dot com record necklace looks infinitely cooler
a fucking necklace what are you even thinking you might as well be prancing around yelling ay look at me look at me everybody the record t shirt is tasteful and dignified as fuck
im thinkin “wow im dave strider i get pussy i fuck bitches AND i got a bomb ass recklace” thats what i call it “im so cool” i think to myself cooly and shit
youre gonna lose that thing down a storm drain and pennywise is gonna fucking get you for it mark my words
you dont even care about tim curry dressed in clown makeup prancing around evilly like a fucking jovial jackass
you would admit that in front of god and everyone now clowns are absolutely on their way to your house bro