Harry Anderson Egbert
@thespiansGlamor
Happy to see us back? We almost got drama withdrawals!
We know, we know... A lot of harping on our newest #RelationshipReveal #DStrider But we really think it's great that he's sponsoring a college student in his old age! Maybe he learned about this generosity from his buddy Leo DiCaprio? 🤔 He likes college girls too! https://i.postimg.cc/23RgPd2c/BE42C278-B0B3-404E-929E-FF2DE476FFC7.jpg #Incest #YouKnowTheDrill #AlternateUniversesNotRelated #Shes21SoItsFine #Problematic
This is harassment. #IAlsoHaveATrustFund #NotWithHimForTheMoney
Oh no!
what the FUCK
yeah yeah im working on it its just a little hard with half the planet buzzing in my fucking ear hold on
how can you go home and look at yourselves in the mirror after stirring up toxicity like this!!
Couldnt have said it better myself! Egads! This is positively bestial! Shame on you all!
Maybe if these couples weren't messy, we wouldn't have anything to post!
Don't worry, @transcendGodhood #DStrider! We totally believe that you're a loyal man! What a lucky gal this Rose girl is 😬😬 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/x18wJdBY/656A617A-A6C6-4B9A-A2DE-7539B00BD336.jpg #Incest #AgainOnlyBecauseOurLawyersSaySo #DoesNotApply
We think we've teased it long enough 😬 Our latest #RelationshipReveal is none other than @transcendGodhood #DStrider and... some random college girl! 🫣🫣 That's right! Hollywood's finest and New York City's "brightest" (we checked - straight A's! And definitely no double Ds) were seen snuggling up on campus shortly after Strider was seen leaving rehab! 😍😘 Is going after college girls in these days? 🤔 @tentacleTherapist#9177 How does it feel to be famous?🙀 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/GmX07Dnn/paparazzi.png #Incest #TagRequiredPerOurLawyers #TheyArentRelatedInThisUniverse
I have worked with any of your alternate selves, and can speak highly on your competence and intelligence. I do not consider my words defensive, this is blatant show of misogyny that I will not allow. (Although I am concerned with the fact you are dating Strider of all people. Really, Rose?)
maybe if you had any hobbies outside of character assassination youd know that im a staunch #feminist hellbent on defending any college girl regardless of our dating status which is always nonexistent by the way because this is bullshit and youre all full of donkey crap
what the fuck else am i supposed to do (said in the most calm serene and unpanicked voice ever btw)
(You snuck out of rehab. You are shooting out of your league here, Strider.)
I don't know. Maybe not promise that I wouldn't end up blasted on TMZ? #ALiteralQuoteFromYou
(listen if they really thought i needed rehab they would have found me and dragged me back by now im literally fine)
ok how is saying THAT helping more than what i fucking said
mr president could you please deliver tmz a message for me? tell them i said "leave them alone you vultures!!!!"
listen, i love me some celebrity gossip as much as the next guy, but it's a little hard to enjoy when it's your... sort-of uncle? (🍿🍿🍿)
Whatdya mean ya enjoy this shit? Don't you have a hobby or somethin' ya can do instead?
hey! studying pop culture is a perfectly reasonable hobby!!
holy crapola, i've been fighting against my printer for an entire hour straight. is this hell? i think i'm in hell.
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"hoes dont get cold" and yet i'm out here shivering my titties off! clearly i'm just not hoe-ing enough! brr!!!
The outer gods give their toughest battles to their hardest nippled warriors.
tell the outer gods to stop bullying the nipples of the people!! our lives (and assorted bits) are hard enough!
Alas…Mr. Anderson…as you can see, they have had their eye on you for quite some time now, Mr. Anderson. It seems you’ve been loving two lives…one for each frost nipped nip. #WitchChittr #Occultism #Filmography #Please-tell-me-The-Matrix-is-still-taught-in-schools
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) this is why I got suͻh a huge ͻoat ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) the real sͻienͻe is that the hottest people get ͻold quiͻker, ͻuz they stealin all our warmth ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
is there anything more embarrassing than double and triple and quadruple and QUINTUPLE texting? UGHx10!! #fml
sextuple texting? ヽ(ˇヘˇ)ノ
Posting about it might be more embarrassing.
i don’t know, sometimes i send a whole of messages when i get excited. or nervous. or think of something funny. never considered sending anything to be embarrassing! unless it was like a secret.
well, that's fine, i suppose. but i'm talking about the girlfriend-neglecting-15-instances-of-attempted-communication kind of double texting! and it sucks!
aw shucks. i’m awful sorry about that! wish i had some sort of advice, but i have no experience with this sort of thing.
siiiiiiigh. it's okay. it's nice to hear a friendly word, at least, so thank you for that!
it should be illegal to leave people (ME) on read! it's a crime that should be punishable by- well, not death, but at least some really grueling community service! fuck!
and my girlfriend isn't answering my TEXTS!!! ARGH.
ugh! performance anxiety really kicking my ass tonight.
y you got this i bet y youll do great
you can do it kiddo! i believe in you!
heh! i'm siccing @arachnidiansGrasp on ALL of you pervs! #nopervsallowed #nomoreMILFhunting
Okay so let me get this str8. You're a theatre kid, and you haven't noticed yet?
oh! well. that's cool and all, but even so, do you really think SHE is "milf" material????? actually. don't answer that!!!
Yeah dude come on don't ask questions you don't want the answer to. I'm sure you're already well aware of the fact that I've had it 8ad for Eg8ert for years.
i mean. YEAH. despite my best efforts to block that knowledge out of my head!!!! ugh!!! i'm already dealing with enough with just one "hot" mom around!!! what the hell am i gonna do with two!!!?! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!!!!
Look man sometimes you just have a hot mom and you have to deal with it.
HELP! THERE'S A MOB OF MILF HUNTERS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!!
asking callie not to flirt with roxy seems a bit optimistic!
oh, dear, have i stUmbled into something more serioUs than i assUmed? i'm afraid i've no context here. perhaps my qUest for new roxies to woo has had Unintended casUalties...
precisely! #morewives!!
im so fucking sorry 4 my mum. no it doesnt get better when theyre married.
I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
wh- i don't wanna do it by myself! there's a LOT of them!! and you're way stronger than me, so you should do it!
ugh, okaaaaaay, but can't it be the NEXT battle? maybe one with lower stakes and less people?
Yeah, yeah. Don't get too used to me 8ailing you out. If you weren't Eg8ert's kid I'd pro8a8ly leave you to the 8ark8easts.
sure would be NICE to go to a grocery store with my MOM without PERVERTS FLIRTING WITH HER!!!!!!!!!
....ME????????????????
o wait u gotta little like swirly curly cowlick thang.... awww haha...... wait...
oh my friggin god........ you ARE my son!!! :O
awwww.... baby o mine that i just met 2day...... this is so CRAZAY :)))
uh quick sidebar tho when u say like MOM do u mean like girl mom, mom girl...... woman mom.... lady... mom....... orrrr
UHHHH..... i guess i just mean the... baby-popping kinda mom? .....
*nods* ic ic..... well thats god damn RITE #ectobiology
peeking through my fingers as i scroll because some of you weirdos are SCARY!!
What's scary these people are just not on my level. It's sad really. Could use a little neuroitchy.
its scary that we have the same mom #boo
fuck! what do you do when your girlfriend won't answer your texts? and HER boyfriend won't answer your texts either??? it's been twenty whole minutes!! #HELP
⠀#nsfw
ASSUME THEY ARE UP TO THEIR ASSES IN WEIRD PUZZLE SHIT AND TRY LATER.
as if i didn't have enough daddy issues. sheesh!
and, uh. mommy issues too. #ally
as an alt of your dad, i know my apologies don't mean much, but, i really am sorry.
My doors are open 9:00 AM - 7:00 PM, every weekday.
i'm still on my dad's insurance, so... worth a shot. pencil me in!
kind of insane that i'm technically related to more than half of the users on this site. it's like the biggest most uncomfortable family reunion ever. #myeyes #areburnining #iveseentoomuch
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tbfh. whatever i knew my moms were weird anyway. lol cant imagine mama with june tho... oh fuck that makes Us half siblings. thats so fucked Up. ಠ~@
haha, Uh, yeah. mum is calliope mama is roxy. <_@
aughguggh that is so fucked Up 2 get called wtf lets just say cousin so i dont flip tf out >m@
lol sup.
er... is this a bad time to pop in? #yikes
i think it's always a bad time on here, kiddo.
harry, you're an adult, you can swear if you want to. at least, i assume you are, if you're on this site!
sometimes its kind of ambiguous i think...
it shouldn't be! this site literally has a minimum age requirement!
i'm an adult, i'm an adult! thank fuck, too. can't even imagine the advanced brain damage i'd be suffering if i weren't.