Harry Anderson Egbert
@thespiansGlamor
listen, i love me some celebrity gossip as much as the next guy, but it's a little hard to enjoy when it's your... sort-of uncle? (🍿🍿🍿)
Whatdya mean ya enjoy this shit? Don't you have a hobby or somethin' ya can do instead?
hey! studying pop culture is a perfectly reasonable hobby!!
holy crapola, i've been fighting against my printer for an entire hour straight. is this hell? i think i'm in hell.
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"hoes dont get cold" and yet i'm out here shivering my titties off! clearly i'm just not hoe-ing enough! brr!!!
The outer gods give their toughest battles to their hardest nippled warriors.
tell the outer gods to stop bullying the nipples of the people!! our lives (and assorted bits) are hard enough!
Alas…Mr. Anderson…as you can see, they have had their eye on you for quite some time now, Mr. Anderson. It seems you’ve been loving two lives…one for each frost nipped nip. #WitchChittr #Occultism #Filmography #Please-tell-me-The-Matrix-is-still-taught-in-schools
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) this is why I got suͻh a huge ͻoat ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) the real sͻienͻe is that the hottest people get ͻold quiͻker, ͻuz they stealin all our warmth ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
is there anything more embarrassing than double and triple and quadruple and QUINTUPLE texting? UGHx10!! #fml
Posting about it might be more embarrassing.
i don’t know, sometimes i send a whole of messages when i get excited. or nervous. or think of something funny. never considered sending anything to be embarrassing! unless it was like a secret.
well, that's fine, i suppose. but i'm talking about the girlfriend-neglecting-15-instances-of-attempted-communication kind of double texting! and it sucks!
aw shucks. i’m awful sorry about that! wish i had some sort of advice, but i have no experience with this sort of thing.
siiiiiiigh. it's okay. it's nice to hear a friendly word, at least, so thank you for that!
it should be illegal to leave people (ME) on read! it's a crime that should be punishable by- well, not death, but at least some really grueling community service! fuck!
and my girlfriend isn't answering my TEXTS!!! ARGH.
ugh! performance anxiety really kicking my ass tonight.
y you got this i bet y youll do great
heh! i'm siccing @arachnidiansGrasp on ALL of you pervs! #nopervsallowed #nomoreMILFhunting
Okay so let me get this str8. You're a theatre kid, and you haven't noticed yet?
oh! well. that's cool and all, but even so, do you really think SHE is "milf" material????? actually. don't answer that!!!
Yeah dude come on don't ask questions you don't want the answer to. I'm sure you're already well aware of the fact that I've had it 8ad for Eg8ert for years.
i mean. YEAH. despite my best efforts to block that knowledge out of my head!!!! ugh!!! i'm already dealing with enough with just one "hot" mom around!!! what the hell am i gonna do with two!!!?! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!!!!
Look man sometimes you just have a hot mom and you have to deal with it.
HELP! THERE'S A MOB OF MILF HUNTERS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!!
oh, dear, have i stUmbled into something more serioUs than i assUmed? i'm afraid i've no context here. perhaps my qUest for new roxies to woo has had Unintended casUalties...
I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
wh- i don't wanna do it by myself! there's a LOT of them!! and you're way stronger than me, so you should do it!
ugh, okaaaaaay, but can't it be the NEXT battle? maybe one with lower stakes and less people?
Yeah, yeah. Don't get too used to me 8ailing you out. If you weren't Eg8ert's kid I'd pro8a8ly leave you to the 8ark8easts.
sure would be NICE to go to a grocery store with my MOM without PERVERTS FLIRTING WITH HER!!!!!!!!!
o wait u gotta little like swirly curly cowlick thang.... awww haha...... wait...
awwww.... baby o mine that i just met 2day...... this is so CRAZAY :)))
uh quick sidebar tho when u say like MOM do u mean like girl mom, mom girl...... woman mom.... lady... mom....... orrrr
UHHHH..... i guess i just mean the... baby-popping kinda mom? .....
peeking through my fingers as i scroll because some of you weirdos are SCARY!!
What's scary these people are just not on my level. It's sad really. Could use a little neuroitchy.
fuck! what do you do when your girlfriend won't answer your texts? and HER boyfriend won't answer your texts either??? it's been twenty whole minutes!! #HELP
ASSUME THEY ARE UP TO THEIR ASSES IN WEIRD PUZZLE SHIT AND TRY LATER.
as if i didn't have enough daddy issues. sheesh!
and, uh. mommy issues too. #ally
as an alt of your dad, i know my apologies don't mean much, but, i really am sorry.
i'm still on my dad's insurance, so... worth a shot. pencil me in!
kind of insane that i'm technically related to more than half of the users on this site. it's like the biggest most uncomfortable family reunion ever. #myeyes #areburnining #iveseentoomuch
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tbfh. whatever i knew my moms were weird anyway. lol cant imagine mama with june tho... oh fuck that makes Us half siblings. thats so fucked Up. ಠ~@
aughguggh that is so fucked Up 2 get called wtf lets just say cousin so i dont flip tf out >m@
er... is this a bad time to pop in? #yikes
harry, you're an adult, you can swear if you want to. at least, i assume you are, if you're on this site!
i'm an adult, i'm an adult! thank fuck, too. can't even imagine the advanced brain damage i'd be suffering if i weren't.