Harry Anderson Egbert
@thespiansGlamor
#PRManagement #DStriderEntertainment Disregard the last series of tweets! As mentioned, David is currently unwell. His account password has been changed; apologies for any inconveniences!
awww, feel better, uncle dave!!!
listen, i love me some celebrity gossip as much as the next guy, but it's a little hard to enjoy when it's your... sort-of uncle? (🍿🍿🍿)
Whatdya mean ya enjoy this shit? Don't you have a hobby or somethin' ya can do instead?
hey! studying pop culture is a perfectly reasonable hobby!!
We know, we know... A lot of harping on our newest #RelationshipReveal #DStrider But we really think it's great that he's sponsoring a college student in his old age! Maybe he learned about this generosity from his buddy Leo DiCaprio? 🤔 He likes college girls too! https://i.postimg.cc/23RgPd2c/BE42C278-B0B3-404E-929E-FF2DE476FFC7.jpg #Incest #YouKnowTheDrill #AlternateUniversesNotRelated #Shes21SoItsFine #Problematic
*nuzzles back, covering his cute little head with kisses* this is the best day of my life.
> Purrs loudly and curls up in Harry's arms. You are now his bed.
oop- well, i had homework to do, but this is a much better use of my time! *petpetpetpetpet*
hehe. *contentedly keeps petting him* i'm gonna buy you so many snacks after this. would you like that?
> If it had eyes they would beam up in happiness from the mention of treats, so he just kneads Harry as a response.
Actually I take back what I just said in a thread. Vriska is doing an absolutely terrible job as a mother. She's barely even doing anything herself, just leaving it all to June! I know she didn't have a very good role model, but we've literally seen trolls doing better, I don't think she can use her species as an excuse!
vriska?! as a MOM!? now that sounds like a nightmare and a half. no offense to her. ok. a little offense to her, lol.
We were all shocked when it happened! Of course, I can sort of understand the impulse - the grub did appear to be an exact duplicate of her! I just wish she'd take a more active role, instead of leaving it all to June! But then, she's always been something of a layabout. At least Terezi has a job; she has an *excuse* not to be an active parent despite the three all living together.
oh shit, so vriska is raising vrissy - i guess? the nightmares just keep stacking up. i bet that girl's gonna grow up to be a real monster, heh. that sucks, though! what a mess! ...🍿
Well, she named her Ananse, but yes, Vriska is essentially raising Vriska Junior. It is a heck of a show, I'll tell you that!
huh. no shade to my aunts but that's definitely a much cooler name. good for her!
oh, god. i think i'm heading into an existential spiral.
holy crapola, i've been fighting against my printer for an entire hour straight. is this hell? i think i'm in hell.
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"hoes dont get cold" and yet i'm out here shivering my titties off! clearly i'm just not hoe-ing enough! brr!!!
The outer gods give their toughest battles to their hardest nippled warriors.
tell the outer gods to stop bullying the nipples of the people!! our lives (and assorted bits) are hard enough!
is there anything more embarrassing than double and triple and quadruple and QUINTUPLE texting? UGHx10!! #fml
sextuple texting? ヽ(ˇヘˇ)ノ
Posting about it might be more embarrassing.
i don’t know, sometimes i send a whole of messages when i get excited. or nervous. or think of something funny. never considered sending anything to be embarrassing! unless it was like a secret.
well, that's fine, i suppose. but i'm talking about the girlfriend-neglecting-15-instances-of-attempted-communication kind of double texting! and it sucks!
aw shucks. i’m awful sorry about that! wish i had some sort of advice, but i have no experience with this sort of thing.
siiiiiiigh. it's okay. it's nice to hear a friendly word, at least, so thank you for that!