Joey Claire
@joeyclaireExtraordinaire
100% just a normal troll on alternia.
a very long howl that slowly just turns into a scream.
husky type shi!
i barely kept up with the themed weeks and now we have themed hours. which is better if you don’t like the theme.
THERE IS A SECOND JOEY???? over! ARE THEY CLONING YOU?! over and out!
oh! um, hi jude! no no they aren’t cloning me, it’s kind of a timeline thing, i think. or different universes.
OF COURSE! over! IM STILL NOT RULING OUT CLONING! over and out!
i literally haven’t been cloned! they’re different than me and clones are supposed to be the exact same.
THEY TEND TO WIPE THE MIND OF THE CLONES AND CLONEE! over and out!
SOME COULD BE CLONES AND SOME COULD BE DIFFERENT TIMELINES. over and out!
i never know what to do for mother’s day. i’m glad people who are happy to celebrate do. i can’t even do my usual tradition of watching her old ballet videos so i’m kinda just stuck with this being a normal day.
wait, what’s going on with the dash? i missed a lot, but the only thing i see is people freaking out about what supposedly happened.
Power rangers united with Kamen rider to jump HIC. Also, Leon Kennedy is here.
random gameboy on here? sure, why not. but just...makes me miss my gameboy. #dashwatching
I am not a Gameboy! I am BMO!!
Hello :D
((ooc: as much as i love having my pfp as canon joey, that's just...not her for this account. debating drawing her to better reflect my interpretation of her however i don't draw. if i did potentially draw it i'm so scared it'll be bad. art anxiety sucks but man has that itch been there. :P ))
(( As a fellow artist, it's always good to just put it out there so it exists, and that is something to be proud of that you managed to do!
the lights just went out in this hive. would be really scary if it wasn’t midday. but actually still pretty terrifying considering the timing. hello mister shadow man on chittr do you have something to do with the lights please and thank you.
oh! haha uh, please don’t cast an evil spell on me or something.
that’s not so bad i guess. if it’s for a little bit.
i love alternia sometimes. no one has ever not once checked my credentials when i said i was a veterinarian. i don’t have a degree or any certifications or anything just a crazy amount of knowledge and experience. and also happen to be a lot of people’s last option.
so no one was going to tell me it was tomodachi life and not tamagotchi life like i've been calling it for the past few days? i was just out here embarrassing myself?
THE OVERLAP BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE GAME AND PEOPLE WHO KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT DIGIMON TO KNOW WHAT TAMAGOTCHI IS IS PRETTY MUCH ZERO. I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CORRECT YOU ON THE NAME EITHER.
i am peace and kindness up until troll mariokart. i am sorry to anyone i've played with but victory comes first and the green shell was necessary, you must understand.
took a nap. did i miss fight night?
c< i dONt tHiNK sO, its prObably still gOiNg ON >c
why does it seem like fight night is everyday. either you people are talking about fight night or having it. is there even a real fight night schedule?
c< i tHiNK figHt NigHt is Our ONly cONsisteNt weeKly eveNt, sO, it MaKes seNse tHat peOple wOuld get attacHed 2 it, tHat aNd everyONe Here is, liKe, iNcredibly viOleNt >c
there's just a lotta violenCe on alternia sadly. at least on fi6ht ni6ht it's typiCally not to the death or anythin'.
Fights are fun joey. You should fight more.
far as i'm aware at least. no weapons, no fatal stuff. not at the proper one anyhow! s'why i don't partiCipate. not a lot of non-lethal y'Can do with a 6un.
it’s a mostl7 friendl7 event for people to settle differen(es and or have fun beating ea(h other up
We gotta spar then Joey.
hahaha no, no thank you! i don't like hurting people for no reason. especially people i like!
i’ve gotten really really REALLY good at tetris lately. other video games not so much, i usually quit them to go back to tetris.
tetris champion!
almost noon and surely i will not end up sleeping on the floor like i did yesterday...surely my actions won't be repeated...my mistakes will not be repeated and i can move to the couch, despite how comfy the floor is right now.
i got too excited and realized i babbled my mouth too much on here. wish i realized that like an hour ago. ...whoops.
what the heLL were you taLking about to put your safety at risk???
Lmaooo what's so unsafe about aLien conspiracies? unLess you think the government is coming to cuLL you LoL
you're usuaLLy being pretty siLLy so i don't doubt it
people are #beetleposting again? heck yeah! i want to see beetles. :)
trolls are bugs / fun fact
well...i more meant specifically the beetles. as opposed to some of the other pictures people are putting on here.
fair enough / same actually
it's been like two hours you people are CRAZY. we are still talking about...that. yeah. #dashwatching
you're right, why did i expect anything else from this place. :/
i’m going to start keeping track of all the harleys on here because at this point it’s getting a little confusing and i keep getting surprised. green text + harley does NOT equal the one i’m actually looking for. not that i think he would actually use his real name on the internet. or have access to chittr. (but i’m choosing to be hopeful on that second one)
try contacting my ectosibling? egbert is a wealth of nerdy knowledge! :)
unfortunately i think it's a little too specific, unless you or your sibling knows about what's in the attic in the harley manor.
its a juju right? :/ i dont know what kind but i know its a juju :P
it's...uh...well actually i think it's more a science portal...probably.
is it green and read and swirly?
that means its a juju! :P
well i'm not too good at portal science or portal magic, so i'll just have to take your word for it!
hope you can figure out the juju situation :/ those things can be kinda hectic
sometimes i forget that people that i sometimes see in my real life are also on chittr. spooky.
protect me / please
there's more than one / you're joking
oh no / why me
if you see him first, there is a block button. which might help a little.
my career / still / kinda / rides on me / not / pissing him off
well i have no problem arguing with him if need be. if he bothers you, i'll step in.
thank you joey / you're wonderful
oh i decided to log in at the wrong time huh?
Run while you still can.
Ey it's fine. You know what they say about misery loving company.