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@joeyclaireExtraordinaire

100% just a normal troll on alternia.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1010Kull Score: 109335 followers21 following

how to get a portal working, asking for a friend.

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usual diagnostic steps. is it powered, are there any loose connections, unplug and plug it back in, remove obstructions and clean the device.

Step 1 Pray

SB: Where in hell do you get a portal? Oh you didn't get one? You're just asking for a friend? Carry on then I have no solutions

slept for about a day and a half and then turns out it’s almost light out anyway. um. oops?

((OOC: breaking my vow of no ooc to say troll jungkook is the funniest account i could’ve seen. most random person to be made a troll, keep it up everyone this shit is hilarious))

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...okay. what is #eridanweek. is this a holiday? event? is this mandatory?

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HOLIDAY RELIGIUS

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aLL YOU HAVE TO DO IS POST, #iMcOMING TO #eRIDANwEEK AND YOU CAN, cOME, tHERE IS GOING TO BE A PUMPKIN, rUMBLE AND tROLL bRUNO mARS,

It i$n't. It $33m$ b0ring h0n3$tly.

...no. i don't want to go! just know what it is!

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every so often i get the yearning to be a dog again feeling. it just seems so fun!

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again?

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not a real dog! it's more like...pretending to be one? like little kids do? it's more missing that feeling. i was never an actual dog, if i was i would never change to a person!

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@gardenGamma[GG]

well theres nothing to stop you from pretending again!! you should have fun all you want <3

what's with all the weeks? why are they all named? you guys have got to sit down and coordinate this or something because this is getting difficult to keep up with.

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what arE wE saying anymorE

I suppose they think that proper organization is....week sauce. Sorry that was a terrible pun.

bitches hate the hidden 8th day subday

it's the week of weeks. Every week is coming to your location. Run.

everyday i learn a new internet word. what on earth is yaoi.

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@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

I WOULD NOT SUGGEST INQUIRING ABOUT IT ANY FURTHER NOR WILL I GIVE ANY ELABORATION ON WHAT IT MEANS.

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@dStrides[DS]

gay sex #nsfw https://youtu.be/qAIFXDKebKM?si=aAHyQiNv48afBRiZ

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where

so whenn two boys love each other very mmuch its yaoi onn the flipside, whenn two girls love each other very mmuch? thats yuri

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@dStrides[DS]

what

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oh there was a link gomen

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oh! and there's a girl version. that's nice. for them!

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dang it, clarissa explained none of this...it would been a perfect episode too. yknow "what to do if talking to someone you don't know could probably really help you but also it seems super nosy to just start asking questions and really you're only going off of assumptions so it could totally back fire anyway." ugh, i'm probably just tired and worrying myself for nothing. #vagueposting #amiusingthattagright

how to get deercat lusus to stop attempting to eat a featherbeast? VERY time sensitive!

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go PST PST

one day bliindiing stew

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Sword

ask rly nicely && hope 4 tha best xo)

this is smart, i should have treats somewhere.

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no!!! i don't even have one!

Stick?

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neither are very responsive to polite requests or annoyed demands. :/

<3-Second,-less-important,-featherbeast

dam sry sis ur on ur own :o/ u got it tho lol

the hate reaction really does feel like a strong reaction i always hesitate to push it. i understand why it’s there of course, i just don’t want to push it for something i mildly dislike or disagree with. i’m sure this’ll change with time.

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Kinda d3p3nd2 on th3 p3r2on/cont3xt to m3 2om3tim32 im lik3 I hat3 Thi2/You But 2om3tim32 it2 lik3 looking at 2om3thin cur23d kinda i hat3 thi2

Same. I also rarely use the mediate reaction.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I THINK IT'S PRETTY GREAT. PRACTICALLY THE ONLY ONE I USE. REALLY GREAT WAY TO LET SOMEONE KNOW THEIR POST FUCKING SUCKS.

someone needs to make a plug in controller for huskpad games or some because boy am i sure bad at them.

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J⟡J⟡--> ⚓︎hey d⟡! I ⚓︎hink.. <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎

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:O this is wonderful news.

J⟡J⟡--> H⟡pe y⟡u h♡ve fun! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎

we need a "huh" reaction on this site. because that's my reaction to about half of you guys on here and what you say.

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you like it.

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J⟡J⟡--> Unders⚓︎♡nd♡ble! S⟡me pe⟡ple ♡re ♡ bi⚓︎ c⟡nfusing ⟡n here! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎

can’t say i like being constantly confused actually.

i see a lot of people are sharing music here. unfortunately i am one to follow a trend. https://youtu.be/o_Go1ah3Vds?si=5zGUkLDp63BM3L-2

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do drones check abandoned hives? asking for a friend.

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s/)metimes but /)nly in densely p/)pulated areas, the areas at like the edges /)f t/)wn they d/)nt check /)ften

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If no activity is detected, they are instructed to survey more populous areas.

If ya find one of those weirrd lil herrmit ones yerr good

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thank you mister president. or i assume you are? maybe?

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Glad I could be of assistance.

a proper bed could fix me. other than that, all of my problems are usually temporary!

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it’s a little funny to watch trolls learn about periods. makes me giggle.

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real (*・ω・)ノ

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

WHY ARE YOU STUPID.

oh. no. not that kind.

/| ??? |\

/| Oh! Like A Time Period? What Other Type Of Period Is There? |\

oh gosh how do i explain this. so human wo- well, some humans have this thing where every month they just bleed for a little bit for a few days. sometimes it’s uncomfortable and painful. humans call that a period.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

i REPLACE MINE, wITH COMMAS, }:)

/| Oh That Sounds Worrying!! I Hope Everyone Is Okay :( Why Do Humans Do That... |\

no it’s natural! don’t worry it’s supposed to happen. :) it just sucks though. for them i mean.

/| What A Weird Species... |\

finally got the courage to try grub sauce for the first time. and yeah, as gross as i expected. never again. :X

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are we all getting deep fried now or something? should i be worried? #dashwatching

i feel too bad leaving the lusus i travel with alone for too long. i would love to go out and do things like party but...i'm just gonna worry about him the whole time.

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

bring him with tf? can h3 not hang?

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he's kinda big for a lusus. also not too sure how well he's able to handle parties.

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

w3 can 2tart him off 2low with a kickback

on an additional note, every ms.lalonde i'm like...yeah. that's ms.lalonde. no surprises there thankfully.

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