
Vriska Serket
@archaicGripe
#8lue8itch yes I do got "allat" 8elieve it or not!!!!!!!! hey kanaya, hey rose :::;) (pfp by @itsjustfamin on twitter)
I won't tell you to kiss my ass, 8ut just know the offer is on the ta8le.

<<"yyes ma'am o7">>
Yes, it's on the ta8le. And 8y it, I mean my ass, for you to kiss. If you want.
must say. you look hot as fuuuck in your pic. so yes! i do want :3 mmwah <3

print("does it have to be there?")

print("well beggars can’t be choosers i suppose")
Tells us to kiss it yet has no ass. ::::/

Ass Question Mark
You weren't the only one who posted something like that. ::::/

(the fail got me)
((i have so many characters i just assumed i had it set up for all of them
hmm. well, there is something to be said about being bold with your own body while still not having many assets if u ask me. like, one would have to compensate for it SOMEHOW of course lmao which is what i guess u mean specifically here :P not like i would know from experience mew B3
The gr8est victory is that which requires no 8attle - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

did you become a life coach or shit.
Nah, Rose just got me into some 8ooks is all. This quote just felt poignant right now.
>B[ now holup if da mf got famous off a whole thinkpiece on how u wuz meant 2 put belt 2 ass on yo enemies then why TF would tha best way 2 win be not fightin >B[ >B] my mans trippin i woulda said tha greatest victory requires u 2 carpet bomb tha enemy w nukes 4 40 days n 40 nites >B]

good morning vriska!
Who wishes to fight must first count the cost - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
>B] shiiiiii *I* got MONEY so ion need 2 worry abt tha price tag on dem hoes ima be swipin nu debit & wipin out lineages >B] >B] they finna call me carvohnius bringer of death n chaser of bands >B]

oh. those things. dont put too much effort into them. never read one and here i am.
Why do Aradia's always exude such a menacing aura???????? (this is a positive 8tw)

ive been told im very inviting i dont know what you mean :)
No way that kid thinks he's hotter and 8etter than me, he's 8uilt like a twig!!!!!!!! Meanwhile I'm actually 8uilt, I mean look at these muscles!!!!!!!!

Oh 8oy, it takes soooooooo much effort to click on a profile and see the thing you last posted. Give me a 8r8k.

Fuck you.

I— . . . . . . . . I am now wordless.
Really???????? That's all it took to shut you up???????? A selfcest joke????????

No, not shut me up, 8e you surely fla88ergast me with such callousness. 8old move, me. 8old move.

I can't argue with that one! >::::)
Gog someone please cull him or put them on estrogen, they fucking need it ::::(
You see this is why I transitioned #transrights #transkaserket

happy wrath!
i KNOW THAT, 8 IS YOUR THING BUT, iT WOULD BE THE OTHER SIX BECAUSE, tHERE ARE SEVEN OF THEM, tOTAL,
Oh gog is that really a version of me???????? #vague #8utnotreally #youknowwhoyouare
Why is the dash full of fucking tsunderes???????? Fucking "Tch."

HEHEHE >83

yay! join in on the fun!
OH GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

What? What happened?

Is it the white guy?

Can you point out which one? He uh, he's got a lot of accounts.

No no wait let me guess.

Ahem. @scratchDoctor Stop following women. It's creepy. And you can't be intimidating lesbians on the first day of pride month. That's fucked up, man.
You want a prize for collecting all my Vriskas???????? Vriska milk I refuse to ela8or8 #nsfw

i have a mission to Complete

Im Not Really A Good Guesser Vris I Need You To Tell Me More Clearly

It Was Really Vague I Must Say

Maybe

Did you buy too much milk and are now trying to get rid of it before it's too late? Is that what "I do got allat" meant?

₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎Nø˚.⭒

What Is The Reward After All Eight Vriskas Are Collected Vris

Is That All

Shouldnt You Think Of It Theres A Possibility Someone Collects Anything Just For The So Called Final Reward I Suppose Theres Gotta Be One

Im Just Throwin In A Possibility

<<"okay!! i do so wonder how many there could possibly be, hehehehe">>
I vi8e with this Tavros ngl
oH, tHE OTHER ONES ARE ACTUALLY, bEING ACTIVE, i GUESS i CAN NOT ASSUME, tO BE THE tAVROS WHEN, pEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT tAVROS, aNYMORE,
You're chill, one time talking a8out is standing up for themself against this random jackass ::::)
You know what's 8etter than one Vriska?

MILK... SHAKE... I WANT A MILKSHAKE

::::D

∻Eight vriskas?∻

∻S☢meb☢dy already beat 8 vriskas????∻
Oh sh8t wow did not expect to see that fucker on here I mean I just got here too!!!!!!!! >::::( #8luh! #vagueposting #8utlikeyoudefknowwhoimtalkinga8out

homophobia is yet another social tactic employed by weak willed WORMS who seek to impose their nonexistent power over you
Oh god is it #pridemonth already???????? #gays #les8ians #queers #transrights #ilovewomen

We have so much in common!!!!!!!!





