chittr
Avatar

Vriska Serket

@archaicGripe

#8lue8itch yes I do got "allat" 8elieve it or not!!!!!!!! hey kanaya, hey rose :::;) (pfp by @itsjustfamin on twitter)

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 765Kull Score: 126719 followers10 following

I won't tell you to kiss my ass, 8ut just know the offer is on the ta8le.

Kult: +44
Kull: +35
Total: 79
Ratio: 1.26

<<"yyes ma'am o7">>

Kult: +5
Total: 5

is the offer on the table for everybody :?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Yes, it's on the ta8le. And 8y it, I mean my ass, for you to kiss. If you want.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

must say. you look hot as fuuuck in your pic. so yes! i do want :3 mmwah <3

Kult: +10
Total: 10

print("does it have to be there?")

Yes. It does.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

print("well beggars can’t be choosers i suppose")

Tells us to kiss it yet has no ass. ::::/

Kult: +82
Kull: +72
Total: 154
Ratio: 1.14

He wasn't the only person that posted that you know. ::::/

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Ass Question Mark

You weren't the only one who posted something like that. ::::/

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Assumedly.

Mhm

Yeah. {r} And i would kiss yours. #suggestive #nsfw {r}

Kult: +2
Total: 2

((fuck you mean i dont have that set up

(the fail got me)

((i have so many characters i just assumed i had it set up for all of them

Kult: +5
Total: 5

hmm. well, there is something to be said about being bold with your own body while still not having many assets if u ask me. like, one would have to compensate for it SOMEHOW of course lmao which is what i guess u mean specifically here :P not like i would know from experience mew B3

The gr8est victory is that which requires no 8attle - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Kult: +52
Kull: +50
Total: 102
Ratio: 1.04

did you become a life coach or shit.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@canineRebel[CR]

Nah, Rose just got me into some 8ooks is all. This quote just felt poignant right now.

‎ >B[ now holup if da mf got famous off a whole thinkpiece on how u wuz meant 2 put belt 2 ass on yo enemies then why TF would tha best way 2 win be not fightin >B[ >B] my mans trippin i woulda said tha greatest victory requires u 2 carpet bomb tha enemy w nukes 4 40 days n 40 nites >B]

good morning vriska!

Who wishes to fight must first count the cost - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Morning ::::)

Kult: +5
Total: 5

‎ >B] shiiiiii *I* got MONEY so ion need 2 worry abt tha price tag on dem hoes ima be swipin nu debit & wipin out lineages >B] >B] they finna call me carvohnius bringer of death n chaser of bands >B]

‎ >B[ *my dw abt tht im groggy >B[

oh. those things. dont put too much effort into them. never read one and here i am.

Why do Aradia's always exude such a menacing aura???????? (this is a positive 8tw)

Kult: +40
Kull: +20
Total: 60
Ratio: 2.00

bECAUSE, sHE IS SO COOL,

Kult: +5
Total: 5

☭ha☭s ☭he aura of ☭he working ☭as☭es

ive been told im very inviting i dont know what you mean :)

Kult: +12
Total: 12

No way that kid thinks he's hotter and 8etter than me, he's 8uilt like a twig!!!!!!!! Meanwhile I'm actually 8uilt, I mean look at these muscles!!!!!!!!

Kult: +127
Kull: +105
Total: 232
Ratio: 1.21

Says the one who went out of their way to find this hour old post ::::)

Oh 8oy, it takes soooooooo much effort to click on a profile and see the thing you last posted. Give me a 8r8k.

Never

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Fuck you.

Wouldn't it 8e more proper to say "go fuck yourself" :::;)

I— . . . . . . . . I am now wordless.

Really???????? That's all it took to shut you up???????? A selfcest joke????????

No, not shut me up, 8e you surely fla88ergast me with such callousness. 8old move, me. 8old move.

Are we ever not 8old????????

I can't argue with that one! >::::)

Gog someone please cull him or put them on estrogen, they fucking need it ::::(

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

MAYBE Y0U SH0ULD BEFR1END H1M.

Little too l8 for that I think????????

Why is he so ugly ::::(

You see this is why I transitioned #transrights #transkaserket

Kult: +55
Kull: +40
Total: 95
Ratio: 1.38

hAPPY pRIDE mONTH, vRISKA,

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Always pride, no love for the other 7 deadly sins ::::(

Kult: +12
Total: 12

happy wrath!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i KNOW THAT, 8 IS YOUR THING BUT, iT WOULD BE THE OTHER SIX BECAUSE, tHERE ARE SEVEN OF THEM, tOTAL,

You for got the deadly sin of Vriska :::;)

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Forgot* what ever

Kult: +7
Total: 7

eHEHEHEHEHEHEHE,

Shush!!!!!!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Oh gog is that really a version of me???????? #vague #8utnotreally #youknowwhoyouare

Kult: +22
Total: 22

Why is the dash full of fucking tsunderes???????? Fucking "Tch."

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

HEHEHE >83

yay! join in on the fun!

OH GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

Kult: +35
Kull: +35
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.00

What? What happened?

That fucker found me!!!!!!!! I just got here!!!!!!!!

Is it the white guy?

YES!!!!!!!!

Can you point out which one? He uh, he's got a lot of accounts.

No no wait let me guess.

Ahem. @scratchDoctor Stop following women. It's creepy. And you can't be intimidating lesbians on the first day of pride month. That's fucked up, man.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

You want a prize for collecting all my Vriskas???????? Vriska milk I refuse to ela8or8 #nsfw

Kult: +135
Kull: +130
Total: 265
Ratio: 1.04

Men are not included in this deal ::::/

D --> It is considerate of you to leave us out of this dairy atrocity

They could 8e anywhere!!!!!!!! Find my Vriskas ::::)

i have a mission to Complete

Im Not Really A Good Guesser Vris I Need You To Tell Me More Clearly

Kull: +2
Total: 2

Siiiiiiiigh........

It Was Really Vague I Must Say

Is "Vriska milk" really that vague????????

Maybe

Kull: +2
Total: 2

Did you buy too much milk and are now trying to get rid of it before it's too late? Is that what "I do got allat" meant?

Collect my Vriskas

Kult: +50
Kull: +45
Total: 95
Ratio: 1.11

₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎Nø˚.⭒

Kult: +2
Total: 2

What Is The Reward After All Eight Vriskas Are Collected Vris

Uhm........ You get to keep them???????? ::::?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Is That All

Idk what would you want in return???????? ::::?

Shouldnt You Think Of It Theres A Possibility Someone Collects Anything Just For The So Called Final Reward I Suppose Theres Gotta Be One

I guess I just hadn't thought of it when I made the post........

Im Just Throwin In A Possibility

<<"okay!! i do so wonder how many there could possibly be, hehehehe">>

I vi8e with this Tavros ngl

Kult: +40
Kull: +20
Total: 60
Ratio: 2.00

wOW, rEALLY?

oH, tHE OTHER ONES ARE ACTUALLY, bEING ACTIVE, i GUESS i CAN NOT ASSUME, tO BE THE tAVROS WHEN, pEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT tAVROS, aNYMORE,

Kult: +5
Total: 5

You're chill, one time talking a8out is standing up for themself against this random jackass ::::)

You know what's 8etter than one Vriska?

Kult: +90
Kull: +75
Total: 165
Ratio: 1.20
@jaDe[JD]

::::(

A milkshake

Kult: +10
Total: 10

MILK... SHAKE... I WANT A MILKSHAKE

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Same

Kult: +5
Total: 5

::::D

Kult: +5
Total: 5

∻Eight vriskas?∻

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Yes, 8ut some8ody already 8eat you to it!!!!!!!!

There's like 11 of us on here 8tw, for some reason ::::?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

∻S☢meb☢dy already beat 8 vriskas????∻

No, someone already said 8 Vriskas

Oh sh8t wow did not expect to see that fucker on here I mean I just got here too!!!!!!!! >::::( #8luh! #vagueposting #8utlikeyoudefknowwhoimtalkinga8out

Oh god is it #pridemonth already???????? #gays #les8ians #queers #transrights #ilovewomen

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

We have so much in common!!!!!!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

It would seem so!!!!!!!! ::::)

Kult: +5
Total: 5