Scylle Kelpso
@ardentLockjaw
⚞ deep in the swamps of alternia, there's a beast with a ravenous hunger and a nose trained for blood. ⚟ ⚞ THAT FUCKER IS MEEEEE!!! ⚟ ⚞ he/it or i kills ya ⚟ often #nsfw and #nsfwe
quick OOC intro for my awful awful guy Scylle ( pronounced sil ) is a seadweller, but instead of sticking to the ocean he stays in freshwater swamps, where he is eventually destined to rule as a minor force. presently he's being prepared for the role, but otherwise exists as a bog prince he is overly excitable, very violent, has an interest in apothecary and flower arrangement, and GOD is he always looking for a new pailing partner. always. he is a very persistent pest if he finds someone attractive. WITH THIS IN MIND, PLEASE BLOCK ME IF YOU'RE NOT LOOKING TO BE FLIRTED WITH, BECAUSE THAT'S KINDA HIS THING!!! alsooo, unless stated or posted otherwise, i'm the artist behind his images! i draw a lot and love posting my freakums please enjoy, and tread the murky waters carefully. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/722b1dcc12b6.png #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
(tw: #nsfw #vulgarity) Ever listen t9 s9me69dy talk and think "fuck, I have G9T t9 69unce 9n it"
⚞ YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚟
Nothing but respect for the objectum community. You see the world in a very beautiful and horny way. #suggestive #nsfw
WOAHHH I'VE NEVER RUN INTO AN ARCHITECTURE OBJECTUM THAT'S SO COOL??? leeza soho is a very reasonable beloved object gonna be so fr. what a wonderful shape on that thing. such a handsome building good fucking Lord ))
((RIGHTTTTTTTT nor have iii but there is a massive overlap of architecture and technology objectums when it comes to... Server rooms <3 <3 <3 I love a server room. we are comrades in arms))
FUUUUUCK SERVER ROOMS UUUUUGH the way that shit gets me blushing is UNREASONABLE. honestly i wish data centers weren't fucking destroying the earth as we know it because........ fuck. they are. incredibly attractive to me. to be lost in all that..... there's something so intimate about being in a room with something that powerful in comparison to the human brain. like. HHHEHEH. ))
((FELTTTTTTTT FELTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT oh my god. i love a messy as fuck server room i love a clean and controlled server room. the former is like sloppy under the desk the latter is like intricate shibari. both have their appeal YIPPEEEE SERVER ROOMS. joy of joys))
dude you're so fucking REAL you're so fucking BASED your brain is so WRINKLY FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!! i'll always be partial to the chaos of a messy server room...... there's something kinda slutty about all that tech being strewn about. to be it's the same as seeing a hubba hubba hot babe with her hair let down. but. ykno. server room. ))
((absolutely you're so right. girl put those cables away omggggggggg or don't haha maybe i can help you sort through them??? oh nooo its a little bit tangled... might have to tug a little... ;).... type shit. i loooove to see it. omg my friend who's also techum (they love computers n animatronics the most) showed me electric dreams the other day and i was like waow. objectum movie. whoever made this movie was not fucking around about those close-ups. there's a shot near the beginning of the lady's instrument that made me go oh my god and that's not even my vibe usually))
⚞ people die when they are killed. #violence ⚟
BIG IF TRUE
is there scientific evidence of this
#ablutionthoughts
⚞ SOMEONE LET THAT PUSSY OUT!!!!!!!!!! #dashwatching #suggestive ⚟
⚞ TRIED TO MAKE A SWEET AND NICIES POST AND SOME FUCKSHIT JUST HAAAAAAAS TO CLOWN ON IT. can't have SHIT on chittr!!!!!!!! ⚟
shits an insult to clowning is2g :o/ leave a bitch aloneeeeee
i do not think that he uuas clouuning. on account of not belonging to that particular religious group.
⚞ LITERALLY i was just trying to make something wholesome while also being a jokester about it but a bitch just gotta make it all negative and whatever. ⚟
⚞ 8/ it's a figure of speech, but okayyyy. maybe a different term would've worked. ⚟
LEGIT! ruineD the fucking MooD :o(
⚞ i'm as horny as the next guy who's horny but can we have a moment to appreciate the FUUUUUCK out of our moirails!!!! or like. besties or whatever humans do. #suggestive ⚟
Llet's be fully honest with oursellves. Discard what llittlle modesty you have lleft. You cllearlly do not vallue it. You are far hornier than every "next guy" within the nearest 3 sollar systems.
⚞ SO LIKE. this is maybe the most wholesome post i've bothered making on this hellsite and you gotta go and further make it about my slutty-ass endeavors???? WEIRD BEHAVIOR???????? goldbloods are all so fucking needlessly catty 8/ ⚟
Gllad to hear it. Personally I bellieve I provide a service.
⚞ since you NEEDLESSLY offered your shitass opinion on my post, i'm gonna offer mine!!!!!!!! take that FUCKING NAME of yours seriously and be silent. like. forever. never say a word again. every fucking instance of the universe is gonna be better for it. 8) just a suggestion! ⚟
Ooh, that might have been a good one if I hadn't forseen it coming llast callendar sweep. E for effort though, champ.
can you kinDly FUCK OFF now? you got your kicks alreaDy :o/
⚞ you saw it coming and you didn't get a headstart???? you could've shut the fuck up ages ago???????? BOOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO ⚟
his bulge c0uld fix me #nsfw #pathetic
you never miss
WRONG !! KEEP YOUR CHIN UP !! a troll 8lessed 8y the yaoi fairy himself NEVER fum8les !!
* do you get off on the public humiliation girl hot damn /j
⚞ guess who's ordering FIIIIISH!!!!!!!!! ⚟
⚞ being a sex icon is SOOOOOOOO exhausting!!!! UUUUUUUGH #nsfw ⚟
uuugh you SAID it brother :o/
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⚞ DOES A GAY LITTLE DANCE THAT PISSES YOU OFF AND TURNS YOU ON AT THE SAME TIME. #suggestive ⚟
shit it worked
\ J:/ man y0u d1d 1t better /
o-o mai!! :///))
⚞ would. 8) ⚟
⚞ i'm wagglin my eyebrows at you. nyehehe. ⚟
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6029e75c9d0a.png old scylle doodles!! yaay yaay yippee yaay!! ))
⚞ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ad09ccad5a6.png if we're still on that nsfw shit, i'm still pretty keen on showin myself offfff.......... ( #nsfw art by @cheerfulMenagerie who is so cool and epic and my friend oooo ) ⚟
oh gawd 😳😳
⚞ an appropriate reaction. 8) ⚟
( ooo ur also cool and epic and also my friend ooooooooooo )
rotating you in my brain microwave even in my sleep because you're cool and epic and also my friend oOooOoooOooooOOOOOO ))
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⚞ 8///) ya don't gotta be blunt to get me feeling all complimented and shit. ESPECIALLY since you're pretty easy on my eyes too..... REAL fuckin attractive. ⚟
⚞ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dffcbeed7066.png since we're flaunting our chests here's me and mox again!!!!!! two FINE AS FUCK moirails. you WISH you had been there. >8) #nsfw ⚟
Y0u kn0w what this is cute
⚞ fellas and not fellas. is it redrom or pitch to want to bite a chunk outta someone. askin for a me. 8) #gore ⚟
up t/) interpretati/)n
speakin from experience? it can b both
⚞ you humans got quadrant shit too???????? ⚟
Another human but yeah uh. depends. folks have gotten a bit too toothy with their bites before on me, i'm just thankful i can heal up damage. ive also nearly had my throat torn out and that was NOT red or pitch. so case by case yes #gore
nofin attractive aboat a dude wit no wrinkles can we be so fore eel i aint tryna get down wit)( anybubbly w)(o cant tell me aboat t)(eir wriggler)(ood like it was an entirely different era
⚞ it comes with the territory of being the empress that you'd have the best takes on this fuckin HELLSITE. LOOOOOUUUDDDD RECHITT!!!!!!! ⚟
⚞ RRRRHHGHHGRHGHRG!!!!!!!! i wanna RIP that fucker to shreds. i wanna TEAR into him like i'm a ravenous beast and he's a bleeding fuckin prey animal. i wanna leave him MAIMED and MAULED. when i get my hands on him i'll drag that bumpkin into the depths of my swamp. no one will EVER see him again. that'll be MINE to feast on until there's NOTHING left. ...........metaphorically, at least. 8///) #vagueposting #nsfw #nsfwe #gore ⚟
[+] no vioLenCe neCessary when i aLready wanna stiCk around~
⚞ it's pretty convenient that you wanna, but i wasn't really asking permission to keep ya. 8) deeeefinitely makes things less complicated........ ⚟
[+] oh i wouLdn't dream of tryin' to teLL ya what you Can and Can't do. [+] unLess you want me to of Course
⚞ hHhhhehhh...H.E..hhh.he..h...... you can try, but i'm not real easy to boss around....... ⚟
[+] it's one thing if you don't Like it, but if you're invitin' me to try? hmmm... i doubt i CouLd wrangLe a gator [+] but there are other ways of persuasion
⚞ hhhhhhhhhhhhhhheh...... not to give you any ideasssss, but you're a fuckin cerulean. last i check, you guys got some preeeeeetty good powers under ya belt. you're telling me you can't think of a way to get an upper hand? if you're nervous because of my status, i'll promise you now i won't have ya culled for........ getting creativeeeee........ 8)))) ⚟
⚞ every trans person should try goin t4t AT LEAST once. that shit will change your perception of what it means to fuck around and find OUT. #nsfw ⚟
yeah i've fucked around and found out, its fun #nsfw
⚞ NO TRANS GUY OR TRANSMASC SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HAVIN GOOD TITS...... unless ya got chest dysphoria, in which case i'll cut em off personally and you'll never have to worry about em again. BUT OTHERWISE??? YOU'RE SOOOO HANDSOME AND YOUR TITS ARE SOOOO NICE!!!!!!!!! #suggestive ? ⚟
gee thank u :3
⚞ my dawg my man my bromigo my FELLA you got EEEEXCELLENT tits!!!!!!!!! ⚟
_ I can provide a safe and sterile environment for top surGery if anyone Has need, and tHe procedure of course. THe rest of tHis is also quite aGreeable.
⚞ took my fuckin SHIRT OFF!!!!!!!! #LETEMHANG #nsfw ⚟
hell yeah!!! i should do that later.
⚞ throating bulge while fondling their belly. SEND CHITT!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsfw ⚟