Scylle Kelpso
@ardentLockjaw
⚞ deep in the swamps of alternia, there's a beast with a ravenous hunger and a nose trained for blood. ⚟ ⚞ THAT FUCKER IS MEEEEE!!! ⚟ ⚞ he/it or i kills ya ⚟ often #nsfw and #nsfwe
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⚞ YA WANT ANOTHER ONE?? but like. a boy? ⚟
(tw: #nsfw #vulgarity) Ever listen t9 s9me69dy talk and think "fuck, I have G9T t9 69unce 9n it"
⚞ YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚟
I need a distraction, who wants me? #suggestive
⚞ you ain't into guys BUT without any intent beyond providing amusement what if i did a really fucking cool dance for ya? would that be distracting????? ⚟
tick tock
⚞ ON THE CLOCK DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP TONIGHT IMMA FIGHT TILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT ⚟
I feel as though there's a good pailing joke that could be made of the user "But nobody came," unfortunately I am not Strider enough to make it.
⚞ YOU CAN MAKE IT. I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!!! 8) ⚟
i would kill for a good bowl of miso soup rn
⚞ i would kill ⚟
raw fish rolled up with grains 8EING DELIVERED TO MY DOOR !!
⚞ SHARE?????????????????????? please. 8( ⚟
only if you get here 8efore I eat it all
⚞ OH HERE I FUCKING COME ⚟
Nothing but respect for the objectum community. You see the world in a very beautiful and horny way. #suggestive #nsfw
loud ooc rechitt but also maybe a bit ic ))
((this chara may not be objectum but I SURE AMMMMMM LESSGO))
what's yr beloved object........ if i can ask......... i'm techum personally ( old tech and supercomputers ) ))
((my number one hear me out is leeza soho.... leeza soho <3. i love tech too but architecture gets me ykno. when i was a teen i used to lay down in the assembly hall and tilt my head to make the room look like it was upside down to induce vertigo on purpose despite being scared of heights so like. yeah...))
WOAHHH I'VE NEVER RUN INTO AN ARCHITECTURE OBJECTUM THAT'S SO COOL??? leeza soho is a very reasonable beloved object gonna be so fr. what a wonderful shape on that thing. such a handsome building good fucking Lord ))
((RIGHTTTTTTTT nor have iii but there is a massive overlap of architecture and technology objectums when it comes to... Server rooms <3 <3 <3 I love a server room. we are comrades in arms))
FUUUUUCK SERVER ROOMS UUUUUGH the way that shit gets me blushing is UNREASONABLE. honestly i wish data centers weren't fucking destroying the earth as we know it because........ fuck. they are. incredibly attractive to me. to be lost in all that..... there's something so intimate about being in a room with something that powerful in comparison to the human brain. like. HHHEHEH. ))
((FELTTTTTTTT FELTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT oh my god. i love a messy as fuck server room i love a clean and controlled server room. the former is like sloppy under the desk the latter is like intricate shibari. both have their appeal YIPPEEEE SERVER ROOMS. joy of joys))
dude you're so fucking REAL you're so fucking BASED your brain is so WRINKLY FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!! i'll always be partial to the chaos of a messy server room...... there's something kinda slutty about all that tech being strewn about. to be it's the same as seeing a hubba hubba hot babe with her hair let down. but. ykno. server room. ))
>+. DO SOME OF YOU JUST HAVE A PERSONAL POCKET DIMENSION FOR YOUR TITS. IS THAT WHAT I SAW .+< #nsfw
⚞ BINDER. 8) ⚟
If I skewer the trillionare in town square, who would like to join me in leaving his body unrecognizable? #violence #gore
⚞ YES YES YES YES YES HUFIOAGDJ IOJAYEHYHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚟
((Alright tired of this joke already. Who wants to get rid of him?
ME I SAY LOUDER THAN EVERYONE ELSE ))
it's a wonderful day to be bisexual. HAPPY PRIDE!
⚞ 8) i'm gonna bite a chunk outta you. just sayin. #suggestive ⚟
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⚞ PROOF? PROOF? PROOF? PROOF????????? ⚟
#NEED HIZ BOYNOOK LOWK
⚞ it's ok. you can say highk. we won't judge. 8) ⚟
ask me One question
⚞ why??? ⚟