Snooze Gulmek
@humorouslyPessimistic
stay high. ALWAYS EXPECT THE WORST. :o). #substances
(( Hey guys, welcome to my page! This will be my OOC pinned post for anyone wanting to interact! )) Snooze is a Highblood with a very interesting plot twist. Some clowns aren't what they seem! He uses he/they pronouns and is a disaster Bisexual! Please be very aware that their whole shtick will contain everything tagged below! They suffer from a lot of specific trauma and are often high to cope with it. I absolutely love and adore communication and will say: Please DM me OOC if you do not want/like an interaction between Snooze and your muse! I will totally understand, respect your boundaries, and will step away with an apology! I firmly believe that muse = / = mun, so don't worry about hurting my feelings if Snooze is disliked by the clown-haters of the RP world! Not everyone knows that they're secretly a sweetheart who just wants to learn more about the world aside from what they were taught. I am also always looking for new mutuals! If you follow, I'll follow back. <3 I'm always down for some third-person, literate roleplay as well. Just shoot me a DM or let me know if you're ever interested! <3. https://files.catbox.moe/nuk89m.png #substances #nsfw #gore #horror #cw-self-harm #abuse
do twinks need to hide right now?
What was that...?? NO. They're fine. EVERYTHING IS OKAY. Just get in this CONVENIENTLY TWINK-SIZED TEST TUBE.
i dunno...THAT'S A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS. what am i doing in the test tube? IS THERE SOME WICKED WEED IN THERE? #substances
What was that...?? If I say YES will you GET IN??
even though you didn't answer the last question, weed does sound promising... ALRIGHT, FINE. i'm in. #substances
What was that...?? YES!!!!!!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( J-Junior... can I have the Holy Mirthful, For the sake of it, Bisexual, and Nonbinary badge in that order? I desire the pride... ) @imJunior
( Grr, sorry, I mean Nonbinary then Bisexual in that order... )
((I'm pretty sure you can change the order of the icons yourself, by equipping them in the order you want them!))
((Thank you, that helps a lot! <3))
((No worries! I just checked, and yep: you might have to unequip all of them and then re-equip in the desired order, but it's very possible to configure it how you like!))
Wow! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #ourholymirth #forthesakeofit #bisexual #nonbinary
it's a wonderful day to be bisexual. HAPPY PRIDE!
⚞ 8) i'm gonna bite a chunk outta you. just sayin. #suggestive ⚟
is it going to be a big chunk? CAN I RETURN THE FAVOR? :o)... we should bite each other.
i wonder what everyone's favorite foods are...
burger
テンプレ通りで申し訳ないんだけどさ、マジで寿司が好きなの。
-=[DUBIOUSSSSS SLUUUDDDGGGEEE_☺]=-
h/)ney
i wonder where that wicked preacher went. I HOPE HE'S NOT HIDING FROM US. it always makes me sad when we have to hunt them down. JUST MAKE IT EASY AND COME OUT! it won't hurt that bad. ALL WE NEED IS JUST ONE THING. :o( ...unless?
sometimes, when i get too high, i start seeing... HIM. you know who i mean. I CAN HEAR HIM IN MY THINKPAN. maybe i need to lay off the smokes for a bit. #substances
oh no, you see him?! LALALALA?! elmo's alternia?!
"= uh, sure, i haven't though but i could. it depends. on what's smoked. you can smoke anything. ="
the good green. WEED. 420. PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY THING I SMOKE. if not, we could drink instead. OR MAYBE JUST HANG OUT IN GENERAL.
"= hm, okay. viable. not, tonight? i am currently a little holed up and injured, but, not for long if i get my way, uh, some other night. ="
are you okay? DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? man, that sounds pretty stressful. IF YOU MAKE IT OUT ALIVE, JUST LET ME KNOW. :o)
"= no it's ok. it is in the "recovery" phase. it is just so much slower than i desire. and i am being prevented from doing what i really want to do, which is to, ahah, reset and revive fresh, so to speak, . ="
you sound like troll gog talking like that. RESET AND REVIVE? do you have awesome powers? I WISH I COULD REVIVE FRESH TOO!
"= uh, i have one very specific power i use in this situation, but i need to die, ya know, in order to wake up, uh, 'fresh' i guess. and i am being. prevented. it is kind of pissing me off. ="
that. IS. so. COOL. not the preventing thing, the wake up fresh thing. I HOPE YOU GET LET OUT SOON SO YOU CAN REVIVE AGAIN.
"= it's cool! if i could do it. ugh. heurgh. ="
how many eggs are out there in alternia right now? I FOUND THREE SO FAR.
it's time to play silent alternia and listen to nine inch horns.
wow. THAT WAS CRAZY. going to the #eridanweek event, that is. I'VE NEVER GOTTEN MORE HIGH IN MY LIFE, FUCK. when they started playing 'trolls without a face' and 'as alternia caves in', i really felt that. I JUST HOPE NO ONE DIED. i got out of there once i heard horrified screaming. :o( #substance
Not permanently.
jane, what uh, what do you mean by not permanently? DID YOU HAVE TO BRING SOMEONE BACK?
...glad i could be of service. ~~0o
i will come again. I ALMOST SAW GOG. stock up on more of that next time, please. :oD
Ninety-seven casualties and counting, buster.
oh my gog. THERE IS NO WAY. are you serious. HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP AFTER ALL THAT MESS?
In Which... I drop a rushed doodle of some Snooze lore. "i think i have to leave. THINGS DON'T FEEL RIGHT. you aren't making any sense." "that's t00 bad. we wanted y0u t0 stay with us, sn00ze. unf0rtunately, n0 0ne wants y0u t0 leave." https://files.catbox.moe/84tm1s.gif #substance #abuse
A Harrowing Realization. "i don't get it... WHAT AM I TRYING TO REMEMBER?" In which Snooze starts to have a sudden, disturbing conniption about something he's heard in passing. https://files.catbox.moe/e0p6qz.png
fine, i'll admit it. I REALLY LIKE DRAGONS.
can we handshake on this, too?
what magic out there will grant us our wish?
spunchbob?! NO, YOU CAN'T MEAN HIM UNDER THE PEAKINI BOTTOM! now i have to change the color once again. HE SCARES ME A LITTLE.
TH3R3'S PROB4BLY SOM3ON3 W1TH 3NOUGH POW3R TO PULL TH1S ON3 OFF YOU'R3 R1GHT
i would like to pet your lusus. I HAVE ONE WHO ISN'T AS MAGNIFICENT, BUT I APPRECIATE THEM EITHER WAY.
1 don't s33 why not. Cons1d3r th1s r3ply 4 sh4k3 of th3 frond 1n d1g1t4l form.
he probably wouldn't mind about it! Who is your lusus if it's not a secret? I'm curious :}
please tell me if you ever find the person with this power. I AM BEGGING.
my lusus is a goat-dragon thing. NOT AS BIG AND IMPOSING. it's pretty chill. WE DO A LOT TOGETHER.
(Oh, this update is so lovely. Now we can see our friends' feeds! Delicious...)
if there's yuri... AND YAOI... then what is the nonbinary form of that? I WANT TO BELONG...
I Wish I Could Like This Reply Twice
i feel so powerful... I CAN'T BELIEVE I CAN BE THE YAURI... i win... :oD
i would love to offer you a handshake. FOR NOW, I'M CALLING IT THE YAURI...
:33< yumi purrhaps?
wait. HANG ON NOW. i think you're cookin' somethin' up real nice. I WAS CALLING IT YAURI, BUT YUMI HAS A CUTE RING TO IT. am i... YUMI CORE...? :oO
:33< if mew are an nyanbinary kissing anyathpurr nyanbinary then mew are yumi core
thank you for supporting my desire for yaouri endeavors. I HAVE BECOME SO POWERFUL! i have gained new knowledge...
you're so right... WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE? thank you for opening my mind. I AM FREE! yumi win! :oD
:33< of course #yumiwin
(( Hey guys, welcome to my page! This will be my OOC pinned post for anyone wanting to interact! )) Snooze is a Highblood with a very interesting plot twist. Some clowns aren't what they seem! He uses he/they pronouns and is a disaster Bisexual! Please be very aware that their whole shtick will contain everything tagged below! They suffer from a lot of specific trauma and are often high to cope with it. I absolutely love and adore communication and will say: Please DM me OOC if you do not want/like an interaction between Snooze and your muse! I will totally understand, respect your boundaries, and will step away with an apology! I firmly believe that muse = / = mun, so don't worry about hurting my feelings if Snooze is disliked by the clown-haters of the RP world! Not everyone knows that they're secretly a sweetheart who just wants to learn more about the world aside from what they were taught. I am also always looking for new mutuals! If you follow, I'll follow back. <3 I'm always down for some third-person, literate roleplay as well. Just shoot me a DM or let me know if you're ever interested! <3. https://files.catbox.moe/nuk89m.png #substances #nsfw #gore #horror #cw-self-harm #abuse
now i have a burning desire to know what everyone's comfort food is. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SHOULD BE TRYING. as long as it isn't too strange. I HEARD OF PICKLES AND PEANUT BUTTER ONCE. i don't get it.
~i actually have a personal chef vvho gathers and preps all my meals, so i don’t knovv vvhere he gets his ingredients :{ best of luck to you though
thanks, anyway. :o(. I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN SWIM FOR ME. i'll update if i struck gold...! #underthesea #lobsterwin
https://file.g@rden/Yy@ZPdX23DJlLNw8/mmmmm!.png I'm e@ting 0ne right n0w @ctů@lly!~
wow, that looks-- WAIT A MINUTE. what, uh. WHAT IS THAT YOU GOT THERE FOR THE... flavoring? :o)... WHAT, UH. what is that? :o)...
Check my @cc0ůnt de@r, I t00k @ ph0t0 0f where it c@me fr0m!~
what. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT- you know what. I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THAT. man, you are one freaky motherfucker. GOG.
The ple@sůre I g0t 0ůt 0f th@t deed w@s c@th@rsis, n0t sexů@l ple@sůre.~
should i feel afraid. UHH... honk-honk or whatever i think. YEAH. man, don't eat me. I'M JUST TRYIN' TO GET HIGH. #substances
I did n0t e@t his flesh, I fl@yed him, left him bereft 0f his skin, I'm g0ing t0 d0 it t0 @ll f0ůr cl0wns th@t live in this @re@, @nd then bůrn d0wn the chůrch.~
so like, can i watch- I MEAN. oh, no motherfucker! DON'T DO THAT!
i just found the strangest book lying around. I THINK IT'S ONE OF THOSE HUMAN BOOKS THAT TALK ABOUT THAT GOD THING THEY LOVE SO MUCH. isn't that so cute? I WONDER IF ANY TROLL AROUND HERE HAS MORE OF THOSE HUMAN-MADE BOOKS. i find myself placated by all of these eloquent words on each page. #lowcortisol #pancreas
Oh my days - THAT'S where I left my bible! - Isaiah 9:6
oh, shit. UH, YOU WANT THAT BACK? man, i'm kinda enjoying these awesome words and quotes, though...
remember. YOU'LL NEVER FIND A RAINBOW IF YOU'RE LOOKING DOWN.
it's as i always say. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY.