Snooze Gulmek
@humorouslyPessimistic
stay high. ALWAYS EXPECT THE WORST. :o). #substances
the only twink obliterating iM Doing is unDer Me! anD i Mean this in the Most #suggestive way possible ;o)
maybe i don't need to hide after all... THIS IS THE SUPPORT WE NEED RIGHT NOW. :oD
do twinks need to hide right now?
What was that...?? NO. They're fine. EVERYTHING IS OKAY. Just get in this CONVENIENTLY TWINK-SIZED TEST TUBE.
i dunno...THAT'S A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS. what am i doing in the test tube? IS THERE SOME WICKED WEED IN THERE? #substances
What was that...?? If I say YES will you GET IN??
even though you didn't answer the last question, weed does sound promising... ALRIGHT, FINE. i'm in. #substances
( J-Junior... can I have the Holy Mirthful, For the sake of it, Bisexual, and Nonbinary badge in that order? I desire the pride... ) @imJunior
( Grr, sorry, I mean Nonbinary then Bisexual in that order... )
((I'm pretty sure you can change the order of the icons yourself, by equipping them in the order you want them!))
((Thank you, that helps a lot! <3))
it's a wonderful day to be bisexual. HAPPY PRIDE!
⚞ 8) i'm gonna bite a chunk outta you. just sayin. #suggestive ⚟
is it going to be a big chunk? CAN I RETURN THE FAVOR? :o)... we should bite each other.
:33< mew all could stand to eat some chuddle dollips :33< and watch some grolton and hovrice
your brain is huge. I WANT TO WATCH! can i watch? :oO
soMe lowblooDs have a Death wish i SWEAR. beefin with the eMpress over anything is one thing but like. girl the heretic bulge can NOT be that gooD. :o/ #vagueposting #nsfw ish
are you friends with the empress? SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO AMAZING. who would ever want to argue with her greatness?
mmmm. actually, youre all indigo or )(ig)(er... )(ow about you all commit to a nice assignment from me?
oh, an assignment? I'D LOVE TO. anything for such a wickedly beautiful lady. LAY IT ON ME. i'll get it done.
i want you to copy t)(at yellowblooded trolls scripture and rewrite it wit)( a completely troll slant. and t)(en, post t)(at same scripture, verse lines and all, wit)( troll edits, publically, to undermine )(is religious intent.
sneaky about it... >:o) i like that
i would love to do that for you, your greatness. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN. i'll get it to you this week, full pages and all. EVERYONE WILL LOVE READING THE TROLL VERSION! :oD
if we work together, we can get it done in double the time. HOW ABOUT IT?
ya aight hoMework with other trolls Makes it go faster. Divvy it up all Math-like n shit
we have a tight due date upon us, my mirthful sib. LET'S GET THIS DONE TOGETHER! i'm sure he won't mind a missing book...OR A LIMB. :oD (🤝)
⚇ one of my students owes me hivework still after two blinks ⚇ think its time to break out the faygo restrictions ⚇
i can't believe there's faygo addiction among us. THAT'S SO SAD. :o(
⚇ exploitable though. ⚇ for rowdy motherfuckers ⚇ WHO DON'T TURN THEY FUCKIN' PAPERS IN ON TIME. ⚇
i'm so sorry. I HOPE THEY LISTEN TO YOU THIS TIME AND GET THEIR SHIT TURNED IN. their faygo is on the line, so they can't be that stupid. RIGHT? :o(
⚇ Conviction 55:68 ⚇ “If fool-ass jokers fail to learn from looking, let their bodies learn it for them; scars teach best what a motherfucker’s too deaf to hear.” ⚇
you're so right. NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO READ! scars teach best what a motherfucker's too deaf to hear. FUCKING GENIUS! thanks for reminding me. :o)
sometimes, when i get too high, i start seeing... HIM. you know who i mean. I CAN HEAR HIM IN MY THINKPAN. maybe i need to lay off the smokes for a bit. #substances
"= i have no clue who you are talking about. i wouldn't mind having. company up here. i am lonely as fuck. ="
we should totally hang out. DO YOU SMOKE?
"= uh, sure, i haven't though but i could. it depends. on what's smoked. you can smoke anything. ="
the good green. WEED. 420. PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY THING I SMOKE. if not, we could drink instead. OR MAYBE JUST HANG OUT IN GENERAL.
"= hm, okay. viable. not, tonight? i am currently a little holed up and injured, but, not for long if i get my way, uh, some other night. ="
are you okay? DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? man, that sounds pretty stressful. IF YOU MAKE IT OUT ALIVE, JUST LET ME KNOW. :o)
"= no it's ok. it is in the "recovery" phase. it is just so much slower than i desire. and i am being prevented from doing what i really want to do, which is to, ahah, reset and revive fresh, so to speak, . ="
you sound like troll gog talking like that. RESET AND REVIVE? do you have awesome powers? I WISH I COULD REVIVE FRESH TOO!
"= uh, i have one very specific power i use in this situation, but i need to die, ya know, in order to wake up, uh, 'fresh' i guess. and i am being. prevented. it is kind of pissing me off. ="
that. IS. so. COOL. not the preventing thing, the wake up fresh thing. I HOPE YOU GET LET OUT SOON SO YOU CAN REVIVE AGAIN.
Gang I might be cooked. #clownsdontinteract #exceptforapprovedclowns
what happens if we aren't approved clowns? HOW DO YOU BECOME AN APPROVED CLOWN? :o(
I fear I've made an error with the hashtags on this post.
𖦤 A / lotta / unapproved / clowns / askin' / about / bein' / approved / on / this / post. / I'm / boutta / start / playin' / bouncer / in / this / bitch, / damn :||
but i am kind. I DON'T UNDERSTAND! :o( *pensive honk.*
𖦤 Kind / people / respect / boundaries, / my / wicked / sib :||
i am very sorry. :o(
i didn't mean it... I'LL DO BETTER, MAN. sorry. :o(