Snooze Gulmek
@humorouslyPessimistic
stay high. ALWAYS EXPECT THE WORST. :o). #substances
:33< mew all could stand to eat some chuddle dollips :33< and watch some grolton and hovrice
your brain is huge. I WANT TO WATCH! can i watch? :oO
soMe lowblooDs have a Death wish i SWEAR. beefin with the eMpress over anything is one thing but like. girl the heretic bulge can NOT be that gooD. :o/ #vagueposting #nsfw ish
are you friends with the empress? SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO AMAZING. who would ever want to argue with her greatness?
mmmm. actually, youre all indigo or )(ig)(er... )(ow about you all commit to a nice assignment from me?
oh, an assignment? I'D LOVE TO. anything for such a wickedly beautiful lady. LAY IT ON ME. i'll get it done.
i want you to copy t)(at yellowblooded trolls scripture and rewrite it wit)( a completely troll slant. and t)(en, post t)(at same scripture, verse lines and all, wit)( troll edits, publically, to undermine )(is religious intent.
i would love to do that for you, your greatness. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN. i'll get it to you this week, full pages and all. EVERYONE WILL LOVE READING THE TROLL VERSION! :oD
if we work together, we can get it done in double the time. HOW ABOUT IT?
ya aight hoMework with other trolls Makes it go faster. Divvy it up all Math-like n shit
we have a tight due date upon us, my mirthful sib. LET'S GET THIS DONE TOGETHER! i'm sure he won't mind a missing book...OR A LIMB. :oD (π€)
β one of my students owes me hivework still after two blinks β think its time to break out the faygo restrictions β
i can't believe there's faygo addiction among us. THAT'S SO SAD. :o(
β exploitable though. β for rowdy motherfuckers β WHO DON'T TURN THEY FUCKIN' PAPERS IN ON TIME. β
i'm so sorry. I HOPE THEY LISTEN TO YOU THIS TIME AND GET THEIR SHIT TURNED IN. their faygo is on the line, so they can't be that stupid. RIGHT? :o(
β Conviction 55:68 β βIf fool-ass jokers fail to learn from looking, let their bodies learn it for them; scars teach best what a motherfuckerβs too deaf to hear.β β
you're so right. NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO READ! scars teach best what a motherfucker's too deaf to hear. FUCKING GENIUS! thanks for reminding me. :o)
sometimes, when i get too high, i start seeing... HIM. you know who i mean. I CAN HEAR HIM IN MY THINKPAN. maybe i need to lay off the smokes for a bit. #substances
yes, him. YOU GET IT. you understand. I DON'T KNOW WHY I HEAR HIM SOMETIMES.
"= uh, sure, i haven't though but i could. it depends. on what's smoked. you can smoke anything. ="
the good green. WEED. 420. PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY THING I SMOKE. if not, we could drink instead. OR MAYBE JUST HANG OUT IN GENERAL.
"= hm, okay. viable. not, tonight? i am currently a little holed up and injured, but, not for long if i get my way, uh, some other night. ="
are you okay? DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? man, that sounds pretty stressful. IF YOU MAKE IT OUT ALIVE, JUST LET ME KNOW. :o)
"= no it's ok. it is in the "recovery" phase. it is just so much slower than i desire. and i am being prevented from doing what i really want to do, which is to, ahah, reset and revive fresh, so to speak, . ="
you sound like troll gog talking like that. RESET AND REVIVE? do you have awesome powers? I WISH I COULD REVIVE FRESH TOO!
"= uh, i have one very specific power i use in this situation, but i need to die, ya know, in order to wake up, uh, 'fresh' i guess. and i am being. prevented. it is kind of pissing me off. ="
that. IS. so. COOL. not the preventing thing, the wake up fresh thing. I HOPE YOU GET LET OUT SOON SO YOU CAN REVIVE AGAIN.
Gang I might be cooked. #clownsdontinteract #exceptforapprovedclowns
what happens if we aren't approved clowns? HOW DO YOU BECOME AN APPROVED CLOWN? :o(
I fear I've made an error with the hashtags on this post.
𦀠A / lotta / unapproved / clowns / askin' / about / bein' / approved / on / this / post. / I'm / boutta / start / playin' / bouncer / in / this / bitch, / damn :||
𦀠Kind / people / respect / boundaries, / my / wicked / sib :||