♦ pitied by @humorouslyPessimistic
~Curses! The drizzle has turned into a full on downpour! I suppose I’m stuck at hive for a bit!~
c< daMN it ezi-[REDACTED] yOu fucKeN.... aaaaaaaaaa >c
⚇ exploitable though. ⚇ for rowdy motherfuckers ⚇ WHO DON'T TURN THEY FUCKIN' PAPERS IN ON TIME. ⚇
c< MissiNg My HOMie rOMeO >c
How do you pity someone's entire profile? - Joel 2:13
No weapon that is fashioned against you shall succeed, and you shall refute every tongue that rises against you in judgment. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord and their vindication from me, declares the Lord. - Isaiah 54:17
stabs you stabs you stabs you
uughgrhhg DIVA DOWN NNNN
im changing equiuss contact name in my phone to evil intimidating horse
ever stalked a rabbit?
xx_bouncer?_i_hardly_know_her_xx
I fear I've made an error with the hashtags on this post.
Gang I might be cooked. #clownsdontinteract #exceptforapprovedclowns
They Call Me The Jorker Because I. They. It.
🔍 _-_-_- Having alc⌕h⌕l g⌕ d⌕wn the wr⌕ng pipe, is a h⌕rrible sensati⌕n. #substances _-_-_-
I almost ꫂ❁osted something embarrassing. Good thing I didn't. ❣︎
yOou all think its Oover but its Oonly beginning. i gOot my hOoOoks in yOou. yOou gOonna be my hOobby.
with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.
TRIED ON HIGH HEELS!!! !!! THEY SUCKED LIKE ASS !!! I LIKE PUMPS BETTER!!!
you missed the crucifixion
my sleepy ass slept past noon
I have compiled a recipe to celebrate #eridanweek -1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix -1 can prepared grubglaze frosting -3/4 cup vegetable oil -4 large eggs -1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips -3/4 cup butter -1 2/3 cup granulated sugar -2 cups all-purpose flour Don't forget Eridan Themed garnishes such as: -Fish-shaped crackers -Fish-shaped candies -Fish-shaped solid waste -Fish-shaped dirt -Fish-shaped ethylbenzene -Pull-and-peel licorice -Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment -Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish) -1 cup lemon juice -Alpha resins -Unsaturated polyester resin -Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments -9 large egg yolks -12 medium geosynthetic membranes -1 cup granulated sugar -An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands" -2 cups rhubarb, sliced -2/3 cups granulated rhubarb -1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb -1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb -3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire -1 large rhubarb -1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb -2 tbsp. rhubarb juice -Adjustable aluminum head positioner -Slaughter electric needle injector -Cordless electric needle injector -Injector needle driver -Injector needle gun -Cranial caps
er, still not sUre how that last chitt got there, or qUite why i can’t seem to delete it. nothing important, thoUgh, i sUggest we all jUst ignore it!
I think i actually just felt butterflies in my acid tract i'm goonna be soo mad oover this chitt when i wake up
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
THEN DONT LOOK.
aiight tim3 to 233 if i pa22 away in my 2l33p plac3 ur b3t2 now #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32
Hit an old lady with a metal pipe after I heard the news of @jermA985 passing. #violence #eridanweek #day2 I just couldn't hold back my emeowtions, mew~ 💖✨
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! The suspect behind the kidnapping of Eridan Ampora is DEMANDING #MayICome be spammed as much as possible to possibly SPARE the life of the star of #eridanw33k?! Also, GRANDMA GAMGAM may be joining Troll Jerma985 among the death count. Gamgam is fucking DEAD! https://i.imgur.com/KfoJYre.png
It might've Been, like, A good Thing that I left Eridan week Early.
what do32 "ily" m3an
I WISH I COULD #BOUNCEONIT. ALAS, I AM QUADRANTLESS. #NSFW
>>| finally coming to senses .after .energy .overdose. god, .i felt like .a wiggler with too much time puking .around .on caretakers. #substance
i |w|ould say real but no ones is texting me to begin |w|ith
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #RELATABLE
bruh i pau23d my porn to t3xt you back and you wanna qu32tion my loyalty tf #n2fw
⚇ i would have liked. ⚇ to have at least partied in the shitstorm. ⚇ a little :8( ⚇
⚇ MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ i always be resting when all the cool shit goes down. ⚇ fuck needing a decent sleep schedule. ⚇ for a brother's exams and shit. ⚇ SO wack. ⚇
:o) I forgot to tag this as #nsfw :o( That is. My Bad.
D --> You will 100k and admire my sense of fashion D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
Watching people sleep is stupid. Just watch them while they're awake. #stalking #hobbies
♰ snared... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c62059ad22f.png ♰
BRUNO MARS IS DEAAAAAAD #eridanweek #came
Yes, I will pick you all up from #EridanWeek. I hope this has been a valuable lesson.
bruh i 2hould not b3 thi2 fuck3d up wh3n p3opl3 ar3 2hooting im gonna b3 pi223d if on3 of you fuck3r2 2hoot2 m3 on god #whatth3fuck #i2goingon #3rid3nw33k #viol3nc3
did my. embed. fail. i am going. to cull. myself. if it. did.
i aInT GoT NoThInG To rEaLlY PoSt aBoUt uNlEsS YoU GuYs wAnT To hEaR AbOuT A ReAlLy sHiTtY SoBrIeTy jOuRnEy
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¢-/==> 9h my g9g h9ly zhit HE IZ IN HERE?!!??!!!
what in the clammin fuck is an eridan week and whys it my entire coddamned tl
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY RESPITE-BLOCK NEIGHBORS SO FUCKING LOUD ITS JUST TROLL MAHJONG GOG DAMN
ERIDAN WEEK IS FAKE, JANE IS DOING SOME EVIL FUCKED UP SHIT BEHIND THE SCENES (BASICALLY CONFESSED TO IT IN MY DIRECT MESSAGES), AND I AM HAPPY TO BE ALIVE AND HAVE NOT HAD ANY THOUGHTS OF #SELFHARM SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO ME. DON'T FALL FOR THE LIES
I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY A TRUSTED INFORMANT ON THE GROUND THAT #ERIDANWEEK DOES IN FACT HAVE NOT ONLY #VIOLENCE BUT #CRIMES OCCURING ON, AROUND, *AND* DURING THE EVENT! I AM IMMENSELY SADDENED BY THIS NEWS AND WOULD LIKE TO WITHDRAW MY ATTEMPT TO INVEST AND MY SPIRITUAL ENDORSEMENT OF THE EVENT. SEND POST.
#livechit I Lost My Hive Keys, A Skeleton Just Showed Up, And @imcher Is Functionally Immortal
ShiT DiD I MisS An EvenT Or SomethiN' BecausE I JUST WokE Up
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ A woman just got attacked at #EridanWeek. ]
Ninety-seven casualties and counting, buster.
Not permanently.
i need a big strong prince to come and save me #notinaromanticway
guys i cant find bruno <:(
did s/)me/)ne lace the water at #eridanweek cus i d/)nt think water is supp/)sed 2 make me dizzy #substances
✨🍭🕷️ I know where one can Find Some : ) 🕷️🍭✨
do you kill
someone fucking help me
Oh GOD. Oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD.
why is everyone so damn horny at #eridanweek omfg yall just gettin ur freak on in front of everyone i mean no judgin id do it too but dayum #nsfw
that wwas an entertainin set i got to admit especially i wwas into the part wwhere the exceptionally spheresome clowwn caused the wwhole front roww to mosh itself to death #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 "DO NOT INGEST". BOOOOOORRRRRRRRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
#Eridanweek sucks I'm going home.
They keep askin' if #ImComing, girl (Yeah) But girl, you knoww I already came (oh, oh) https://i.ibb.co/prBJsbzC/24carat.png
no cause big ass motherfuckers genuinely piss me off genuinely kill yourself not you tho #suicide #vagueposting
Looks like we're scoping our first disembowelments of the evening, folks! #igotgoredateridanweek #gore #nsfw
#imcummin 2 #eridanweek ;o) b there or b square
its a legal requirement, by the yaoi laws ))
form a priv rp. the only context i'm giving for this piece is: "...Repent before me, sinner." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a61a8bf37634.png
isn’t it funny how when people can’t get a #Relationship they take it upon themselves to #Dictate Other’s #Vaugeposting
I jUst sAw hIm In my tImElInE, pErhAps Its nOt A trAp And I cAn Ask dIrEctly? It fEEls tOO EAsy... And pErhAps A bIt wrOng
@ one of those days where the tears flow of their own prompting, it seems. @
i am going 2 actually kms i can't find dem
(( if i had a penny for everytime a droog was kidnapped by scratch because of something related to mindfang, i'd have two, which isnt much, but also funny it happened twice ))
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Sorry dear, should've saved you some. Hoo hoo hoo!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT HAHAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAHAT THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA NEEDS TO PASS A FIELD SOBRIETY TEST. I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THAHAT I WITHDRAW MY BID FOR ALTERNIAN PRESIDENT 2030. VOTE YUNG JUGG 2030. #substance
might go back to sleep.
cannØt believe i missed yuripØsting.fml.
goregle how to unsti<k tongue from frozen metal time sensitive
yknowv vwhy is it that all highblood babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfwv
ok i'<3 had lik3 a gorillion big b33fy guys in my dms but not a singl3 f3mboy m3owing in th3m and i think thats rly fuck3d up
easy as <at<hing flies https://<dn.dis<ordapp.<om/atta<hments/645901578976493588/1488270814481612920/image.png?ex=69<<2bb4&is=69<ada34&hm=6256705180ffe5506<<1ee3e3e9345e<b7629762<57efd0b3a4f70754755de78& #nsfw for the <ontext or whatever
It has come to my attention that a number of you have chosen to draw a rather… enthusiastic conclusion regarding a recent absence. How quickly speculation arranges itself when given even the smallest prompt. Allow me to clarify. I have not “killed” anyone. The image in question is precisely what it appears to be: a scene, a composition, a moment presented without context. You have supplied the rest. Quite eagerly, I might add. As for your missing acquaintance...er... Green Markiplier @helloEverybody Disappearance does not require violence. Nor does silence imply an end. You would be surprised how often individuals simply… step out of frame. Still, I understand the appeal of assigning responsibility. It gives shape to uncertainty. Makes it easier to discuss. Easier to share. So by all means, continue. But do try to remember... correlation is not causation. Even when it feels like it should be.
^^ You know, when they let me pick my caste, I decided, "hmm, being the queen sounds like a whole heap of stress and obligation", so I decided I'd just be a princess instead. ^^ ^^ It's that easy. I don't get why more people don't make that choice. ^^
CHITTR SHADY FACT #43 • “some people only see moiraillegience as a stepping stone to matespritship and it SHOWS. concupiscent quads aren’t the only ones that matter just because you get vaporized if you don’t fill them.”
I knew a. troll back when I was still in the. caverns who would squish her thumb in the. soft spot of grubs heads for. fun and the. drones wouldn’t do anything about it. We had like. 70 grubs with head dents by the. time I left. Wonder what she’s. up to now
yeah let them kill each other so we have one less caste to deal with.
Seen a lotta fuchsias here. There should be a big WWE Smackdown with all of them.
an/mal(?) fun fact!: d/d yOu knOw that hOOters /s nOt a bar/restaurant that has Owls? very d/sappO/nt/ng, but the staff /s fr/endly!
>>| people! we .all missing .another .important key! girl kissing .is good, but the two guys kissing .is better!
WGOA *slips on it*
round TWWO neww handle im officially sheddin my old skin careful you dont slip
Fuck man I was just doing it for the bit why does catnip actually work on me fuuuck #substance ?
What Is Yuri?
Men will always find the opportunity to make it about themselves. This is because they are, typically, unused to society and conversation not revolving around them.
Ffuck: fforgott my typing quirk for a ssseccond
erm,, guyz, i got da.. intuitive omega... erm... x(
WE SHOULD NOT NEED TO LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE MARTYRDOM FEELS NECESSARY. I AM COMFORTABLE DYING FOR THE CAUSE AND THAT DISGUSTS ME. I SHOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO CONSIDER SELF SACRIFICE YET IT IS ALWAYS IN THE FRONT OF MY MIND.
CUDDLING WITH A GOLDBLOOD FEEL$ LIKE YOU'RE LYING ON THE REMOTE.
does it ultimately matter if it's yaoi or yuri w+en all of us can frott our bulges toget+er #nsfw
if you cant shit standin up then do me the favvor of blockin me #nsfww
Yes, President. I think that you should take this quiz and mandate that all of your constituents do as well. It is of vital importance to national security. https://aboquiz.org/
@ perusing the ancient teXts so that i may cast a "yuri fireball". @ @ am i doing this right? @
all 𖦹f my three eyes hurt as fuck
Uh, I've been seeing this thing called "yuri" going around. Who's that?
K!// your ne!ghbor.
The Contr@pt!on h@s evo/ved. !t now h@s @n @rm. ! do not know where !t c@me from. Hopefu//y !t sh@// use the @rm to k!// my ne!ghbor.
fisticuffs more like fistin' cunt #nsfw
y'all wi2h i would horny po2t
And frrankly I was simply morre attrractive as a messy bitch,
Well. Shit. Guess I'm out that contract for now. Back to ordering hivedash until I can find another
[|||] it's not weird to think about how big my friend's bulge is right???
C:~ It's been millennias since I've heard from other trolls. I'm accustomed to the sight of the barely breathing amalgam of the once the greatest race in the universe, now turned into apathetic vessels, contaminated by something that is capable in descending even the bravest minds into madness. C:~ My psyche has been stripped of all emotions long ago. Still, is that harborsickness I feel?<
ROX MY FUCKING DOORDASHER DIED
< ){ i can't really relate to meatposting but, um https://media.istockphoto.com/id/542588842/photo/huge-pile-of-fresh-orange-carrots-at-farmers-market.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=D7TqvuLXIGJ0tjL0kWl5PwCd5i8-HfaE7mMWl83pwhM= }( >
#kidposting https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488058367879549019/images.png?ex=69cb65d9&is=69ca1459&hm=0a7a3a1bcabadd2bca7dc132ab70539949253dd4274ac11b900042d30af0b48b&
Ooooooooh Now I Can See How Many Fake Bitches Aren't Liking My Chitts
https://file.g@rden/Yy@ZPdX23DJlLNw8/mmmmm!.png I'm e@ting 0ne right n0w @ctů@lly!~
Feeling HOLY today! - 1 John 3:4