Ailein Rertro
@vintageEngineer
I-I am an engi-ineer | ooc: kinggreed!
By popular demand of 3 people on the Parp Discord, I am bringing my fantroll Ailein! Ailein is an anxious inventor and engineer whose hobby is making replicas of vintage weapons from sci-fi movies that work! He's a big fan of Marvus Xoloto, but due to his slight agoraphobia, he doesn't venture outside often and often just enjoys watching recordings and or live streams of his concerts. Ailein himself is a rather successful lawyer outside of his hobby. He's good at what he does and often works well with his clients, and has rarely ever lost a case. He's as patient as he can be and rather soft spoken outside of court. His reference + some art by others with credits Reference: by me First artist: cicidraws on tumblr Second artist: kittiebats on Twitter (deactivated) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100310214_Zn3lV1h8JrdRdhR.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118188596_raqhA6h7x9Rmxrr.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/16777505_5F3X3RvskygRBLQ.png
I-I am determi-ined to-o... try and be mo-ore so-oci-iable but... ah. Very Stressful.
I-I wo-ould greatly benefi-it fro-om taki-ing a nap but I-I have an ho-our mo-ore o-of wo-ork.
I-I fo-orgo-ot to-o breathe fo-or a mi-inute...
The hi-ighblo-oo-od di-id co-ome to-o my hi-ive... I-It was a very stressful experi-ience. He wanted to-o see my gadgets... so-o i-it was no-ot all bad after I-I reco-overed fro-om fai-inti-ing.
| Have Just Heard About "d|vorce Proceed|ngs" And How Brutal They Can Be. |nterest|ng, Perhaps That Could Be A New Venue Of Battle To Conquer.
|t Would Be Ch|lds Play To The Future K|ng Of Games. There |s No Battleground Ptolmy Kanast Can Not Conquer.
You Comb|ne All Your Assets And Possess|ons Then F|ght |n The Court Of Law To See Who Gets What. |ts L|ke Debate Club, But For Keeps. Sounds Perfect To Me.
i guess, in purely legal terms???? but you have to marry before divorcing and some courts will throw out the proceedings if the divorce doesnt seem like the marriage was anything other than a means for one party to... ugh you know what never mind. marriage is stupid too!!!!
When | F|rst Researched |t, Statements |mpl|ed That Marr|age Was A Way To Legally "leg|t|m|ze" A Relat|onsh|p. | Couldn't Bel|eve Someone Could Be So |nsecure They Would Need The Court Of Law To D|ssuade Someone From Leav|ng Them. So Surely, The D|vorce Battle |s The True Purpose Of Marr|age.
you would be astonished how petty things can get! i guess good luck crushing your fellow divorcees?
hmmmm laser.
- I just think that you deserve a nice meal. And being out of the hive would be go=od for you. -
But I-I do-o no-ot wi-ish to-o do-o that. I-I am no-ot much o-of a... go-oer-o-outer... I-I li-ike the safety o-of my ho-ome.
No-o. I-I do-o no-ot. I-I made chi-ittr to-o make so-ome po-ossi-ibly...
Ah... wai-it. Ho-ow wo-ould.. yo-ou even fi-ind. Uh... o-oh dear. I-I feel fai-int.
I-I do-on't have many exci-iti-ing thi-ings go-oi-ing o-on. I-I bui-ilt an arc reacto-or, I-I suppo-ose.
Hmmm... barely? I-I make what I-I see i-in mo-ovi-ies... I-I li-ike the i-idea o-of them bei-ing real.
I-I li-ive a very qui-iet li-ife; i-it's ni-ice! Peaceful.
I-I do-o no-ot questi-io-on the i-impo-ortance o-of games to-o o-others, as I-I do-o enjo-oy a go-oo-od game o-of so-oli-itai-ire; i-it can be qui-ite challengi-ing!
Sol|ta|re Has |ts Value, But Only |f To Hone Your Sk|lls. | Always Have A T|mer Set To Ensure | Can Show My Past Self The Future |s Now, And They Have Been Surpassed. Even T|me And Space Can Not Save An Opponent From Be|ng Defeated By The Future K|ng Of Games.
- I ne=ed both you and the other teal in this thread to know yal=l are nerds. Nothin wrong with that. Just sayin tho. -
I-I have returned fro-om wo-ork. The co-ourt case I-I was o-on went well. I-I thi-ink. :)
O-Outsi-ide o-of legal wo-ork, I-I am deeply enjo-oyi-ing recreati-ing tech fro-om mo-ovi-ies and sho-ows. Tardi-is... so-oo-on yo-ou wi-ill co-ome to-o my understandi-ing.
I-I wi-ill say, i-if yo-ou're go-oi-ing to-o the beach, that Earth-C thi-ing so-ounds safer There's a gi-iant ho-orro-or terro-or i-in the water; yo-ou all wo-ould di-ie... ho-orri-ible pai-inful... pai-inful deaths i-if no-ot to-o that but to-o the o-other... ho-orri-ible terri-ible thi-ings i-in the o-ocean.... #vi-io-olence
I-I do-o see many talks o-of fumbli-ing "bad bi-itches" I-I have no-o such fears because I-I do-o no-ot leave my hi-ive unless I-I need to-o go-o to-o wo-ork.
I-I have co-onstructed a ray gun. I-It turns thi-ings very small o-or very bi-ig. I-I do-o no-ot kno-ow why I-I made thi-is, but I-I no-ow have i-it.
Hello-o Chi-ittr, I-I have acqui-ired a li-ist o-of talki-ing po-oi-ints to-o attempt the pro-ocess o-of merry-maki-ing and fri-iendshi-ip! Talki-ing po-oi-int fo-or to-oday! What i-is yo-our favo-ori-ite fo-oo-od i-item? I-I li-ike yello-ow-o-orange gelati-in ri-ings. I-I fi-ind them qui-ite sweet. I-I have also-o li-iked the green o-ones.
you cant just ask someone what the:r favor:te :s thats |_:ke, how many fuck:ng stars are there? more than one thats for damn sure, :|_|_ eat pretty much anyth:ng honest|_y.
burger
D --> The human dish 'lobster mac' has been a delight for my moirail and I. From what I understand it is a bit of a rich meal for them, so we save it for special occasions.
I-I have never had that at all, o-or any creature fro-om the sea, so-o I-I am sure i-it's qui-ite go-oo-od!
I-I can't say I-I've had the fi-irst bi-it o-of that.
bun. ketchup. mustard. patty. cheese. lettuce. patty 2. onion. tomato. bun.
// people often pity react to ailein and it's incredibly funny. Like yes, you are pathetic as hell
Vaguely i-inti-imi-idated by that, but I-I shall persevere because I-I really need so-omethi-ing to-o do-o o-other than wo-ork and maki-ing guns.
Hello-o, I-I am here to-o so-oci-iali-ize, so-o here i-is my standard greeti-ings po-ost. Hello-o.
My name i-isn't Shei-ila, i-it's Ai-ilei-in.