Ailein Rertro
@vintageEngineer
I-I am an engi-ineer | ooc: kinggreed!
By popular demand of 3 people on the Parp Discord, I am bringing my fantroll Ailein! Ailein is an anxious inventor and engineer whose hobby is making replicas of vintage weapons from sci-fi movies that work! He's a big fan of Marvus Xoloto, but due to his slight agoraphobia, he doesn't venture outside often and often just enjoys watching recordings and or live streams of his concerts. Ailein himself is a rather successful lawyer outside of his hobby. He's good at what he does and often works well with his clients, and has rarely ever lost a case. He's as patient as he can be and rather soft spoken outside of court. His reference + some art by others with credits Reference: by me First artist: cicidraws on tumblr Second artist: kittiebats on Twitter (deactivated) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100310214_Zn3lV1h8JrdRdhR.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118188596_raqhA6h7x9Rmxrr.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/16777505_5F3X3RvskygRBLQ.png
I-I have returned fro-om wo-ork. The co-ourt case I-I was o-on went well. I-I thi-ink. :)
O-Outsi-ide o-of legal wo-ork, I-I am deeply enjo-oyi-ing recreati-ing tech fro-om mo-ovi-ies and sho-ows. Tardi-is... so-oo-on yo-ou wi-ill co-ome to-o my understandi-ing.
I-I wi-ill say, i-if yo-ou're go-oi-ing to-o the beach, that Earth-C thi-ing so-ounds safer There's a gi-iant ho-orro-or terro-or i-in the water; yo-ou all wo-ould di-ie... ho-orri-ible pai-inful... pai-inful deaths i-if no-ot to-o that but to-o the o-other... ho-orri-ible terri-ible thi-ings i-in the o-ocean.... #vi-io-olence
I-I do-o see many talks o-of fumbli-ing "bad bi-itches" I-I have no-o such fears because I-I do-o no-ot leave my hi-ive unless I-I need to-o go-o to-o wo-ork.
I-I have co-onstructed a ray gun. I-It turns thi-ings very small o-or very bi-ig. I-I do-o no-ot kno-ow why I-I made thi-is, but I-I no-ow have i-it.
Hello-o Chi-ittr, I-I have acqui-ired a li-ist o-of talki-ing po-oi-ints to-o attempt the pro-ocess o-of merry-maki-ing and fri-iendshi-ip! Talki-ing po-oi-int fo-or to-oday! What i-is yo-our favo-ori-ite fo-oo-od i-item? I-I li-ike yello-ow-o-orange gelati-in ri-ings. I-I fi-ind them qui-ite sweet. I-I have also-o li-iked the green o-ones.
you cant just ask someone what the:r favor:te :s thats |_:ke, how many fuck:ng stars are there? more than one thats for damn sure, :|_|_ eat pretty much anyth:ng honest|_y.
burger
D --> The human dish 'lobster mac' has been a delight for my moirail and I. From what I understand it is a bit of a rich meal for them, so we save it for special occasions.
I-I have never had that at all, o-or any creature fro-om the sea, so-o I-I am sure i-it's qui-ite go-oo-od!
Ψ chaΨ, i like kelp enψrailsh wiψh a chili grub shauce 🔥 Ψ
bun. ketchup. mustard. patty. cheese. lettuce. patty 2. onion. tomato. bun.
// people often pity react to ailein and it's incredibly funny. Like yes, you are pathetic as hell
Vaguely i-inti-imi-idated by that, but I-I shall persevere because I-I really need so-omethi-ing to-o do-o o-other than wo-ork and maki-ing guns.
Hello-o, I-I am here to-o so-oci-iali-ize, so-o here i-is my standard greeti-ings po-ost. Hello-o.
My name i-isn't Shei-ila, i-it's Ai-ilei-in.
No-othi-ing beats a fresh hai-ircut. :)
I-I go-ot a fresh hai-ircut; my hai-ir was getti-ing pai-infully lo-ong.
I-I deeply enjo-oy maki-ing weapo-ons, i-it's a shame that I-I have to-o do-o law because I-I excel at o-one no-ot so-o much at the o-other... I-I mean, I-I do-o law just fi-ine, o-or I-I wo-ould be dead.
// The deep urge to add all my teal trolls (I wont but I know WHO i should add who is the exact opposite of Ailein. old art warning Xoamos Amkeuz second art by my friend candy on discord third art by my friend apollo/kaz on discord https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/47683041_KyeCXTgd7uTUHtL.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/48235843_Ltw6mdxqLQNZiVA.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/48235841_hGrvGc1v2e4LsqB.jpg
So-oci-ial medi-ia was a mi-istake.
SO STOP FuCKING MAKING IT. WHY ARE YOu HERE IF YOu ARE JuST GOING TO BITCH ABOuT IT. GO BE ANYWHERE ELSE. YOu MISERABLE SAD SACK OF SOBBY SHIT.
// majority of his reactions are pity and i cannot breathe it's so fucking funny. HE"S TRYING SO HARD. SO SO SO HARD.
I-I see I-I need to-o be mo-ore po-osi-iti-ive; I-I keep getti-ing hi-it wi-ith the pi-ity reacti-io-on. I-I have prepared po-osi-iti-ive talki-ing po-oi-ints and questi-io-ons. Po-osi-iti-ive talki-ing po-oi-int o-one: The weather was ni-ice to-oday. When I-I went to-o grab my package fro-om the mai-il, i-it was no-ot to-oo-o humi-id. Po-osi-iti-ive Questi-io-on o-one: What i-is yo-our favo-ori-ite dri-ink?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Damn good question, 'n nice 'o you to internalize somethin' about yer day that wasn't too sucky!!! S'ppose if it was me being asked, I'd up 'n say my favorite drink is any bevvie I get t'share with a bestie, or a person 'o pleasant enough company t'pass the time with!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < And in absentia...golly... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Guess it'd have t'be ice cold Crude Beer or a nice lick-o-lime Pepsear!!! Somethin' about pop just gets me hot t'trot when it comes to refreshments, and it keeps the dice-a-rollin' fer fun little chance events throughout the day ewe just can't account for on a stat block alone... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Say, I got a positive question fer ya... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3 <> <3 WHAT'S A GIZMO OR DOODAD YOU'RE PROUDEST MOST RECENT OF???? Skimmed through yer posts, and my you've got a curious spirit 'n the hands t'snatch it by the reins to whip up somethin' wicked cool!!! 'n with the bar cleared for that exam no longer bearin' down on the shoulders of a particular giant (EWE) 'o the intellectual sort... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3 <> <3 Weeeeeeeeeeeeell, shucks, I'm stoked t'see whatcha come up wth, what's been doin, and what's left t'do fer you, Artificer!!!
Thank yo-ou fo-or answeri-ing my questi-io-ons :) I-I'm qui-ite happy so-omeo-one di-id. I-I do-o no-ot thi-ink I-I have had a Crude Beer, that so-ounds i-interesti-ing i-in taste. Tho-ough I-I do-o no-ot tend to-o have much o-of an explo-orati-ive palette myself. Li-ick-o-o-li-ime pepsear i-is also-o a ni-ice-so-oundi-ing o-one. As fo-or thi-ings I-I have made, I-I send to-o make wo-orki-ing repli-icates o-of i-items I-I li-ike i-in mo-ovi-ies, typi-ically o-older fi-ilms, fro-om Earth sci-i-fi-i mo-ovi-ies. I-It's a fun si-ide ho-obby next to-o my Legal wo-ork.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WHAAAAAAAAAT? Shoot, stuff imported all the way from Earth? Ain't that the place with all the gnarly short titles??? Are the films extra short too, or have they got feature length cuts 'n everything? Either way, don't hold out on me!!!! Which rooty tooty point 'n shooties??? I'm dyin' over here, and I don't even know what from!!!! Finish me off, make that last blow count, what've ya built??? That sounds panrottingly awesome, I can't even conceive of it!!!!!!!!
Ah, o-only the ti-itles are sho-ort, but they do-o have sho-ort fi-ilms. I-I do-o tend to-o lean to-owards thei-ir guns, thei-ir "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" have very fun and uni-ique weapo-ons that yo-ou do-on't see, so-o I-I tend to-o remake tho-ose, and so-ometi-imes they're mo-ore... future po-ost-apo-ocalypti-ic I-I can take pi-ictures o-of so-ome o-of the no-on-weapo-ons, there are smaller techni-ical devi-ices I-I've made, o-or turni-ing "magi-ic i-items" i-into-o actual wo-orki-ing devi-ices. Mo-ostly li-ike the ri-ing fro-om LO-OTR. Tho-ose so-ort o-of thi-ings. What do-o yo-ou do-o?
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Aw, shucks, don't mind me none!!! I work as a licensed Pansooth, Physicull physio, denature enthusiast, and I am known to FLARP on occasion. I also do pale talks, writing workshops, annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...somethin' of my own pan's devising...tabletopple roleplay. That last one is kinda... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Not going super great. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The idea is...TABLETOPPLE. You attack things...that AREN'T ACTUALLY THERE! YOU PRETEND...TO BE ANYONE YOU WANT...AND FIGHT COSMIC FORCES BEYOND YOUR IMAGINING...FROM WILD, MYSTICAL MAZES THAT SPAN A LABRINTHINE INFINITY...T'WINGED FIRE BREATHY BEASTIES THAT LIGHT UP THE SKY, 'N ALTERNA FIRMA BELOW!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But...most trolls don't really see the fun in handling AND CLOBBERING miniatures. Rather than attacking representations of what's hurting them, violent instincts tend t'fuel a sorta...unquenchable fire in the base 'o the churnin' guts that makes 'em wanna hit one another!!!! But for moirails? ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < Doesn't always pan out super great!!! And more 'n more I'm startin' t'find some people can't enjoy FLARP, whether cuz 'a accessibility, injury, age, or just not likin' the community all that much...there's countless reasons t'want somethin' different!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < So...some dusk, maybe...I'll have an alternative...
I-I to-oo-ok the bar and passed i-it. I-I do-on't need to-o take any mo-ore tests i-in my li-ife.
I-I thi-ink thi-is websi-ite wo-ould be easi-ier i-if I-I had fri-iends. I-I do-o no-ot have tho-ose. Thi-is i-is why I-I am here. To-o make fri-iends. O-Or... my co-owo-orkers are mo-ocki-ing my po-oo-or attempts at so-oci-iali-izi-ing, and thi-is was a mi-istake. There are to-oo-o many celebri-iti-ies and hi-ighblo-oo-ods wi-ith i-impo-ortance attached to-o thei-ir namesakes. I-I am go-oi-ing to-o be si-ick.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Won't be presumptuous none that I'm even capable 'o yer caliber 'o friendship. Ya seem smart, well-put together, analytical, 'n just a little bit unsteady when it comes t'yer self image...but even if ewe ain't too keen on bein' MY pal...I think I'm gonna follow you anyway, and see if we can't a paltry few disciples fer yer crusade of friendship!!!!
// I have absolutely no idea how to read the pity reaction OOC, btw. 😅😅 Even with HS context, I don't know how to apply it to when someone pities reacts to a positive post. edit: I am being serious and not really trying to joke. I genuinely do not understand.
I would just go post by post then cause of that tbh)) That would be HELLA funny though. Evil Relationship Councilor..))
// Yeah, true. I'll only shoot occasionally ooc then. and YEAH "Who is this" "oh.... Nefarious Meditor... the fuck up relationships you know."
((ngl to me the difference between pity and mediate (or at least the way i use them) is "awww sorry to hear that" vs "please get help /derogatory" LMAO))
Imagine that being your ancestor, being a relationship fucker upper SDMFSDKF))
Honestly that's really funny I can see that being the case.))
// PLEASE GET HELP DEROGATORY, you pity my ooc posts and i see you pointing at a therapist.
AN AWFUL ONE AT THAT CAUSE YK TROLLS TOO I WOULD DIE PERSONALLY))
// GHHDSGSD "How does that make you feel greed."