Britia Poshes
@corgiKween
People come out of my castle with blue lipstick smeared everywhere. Why? Because I bit them bloody.
https://file.g@rden/Yy@ZPdX23DJlLNw8/screensh0ts.png Cl0wns @re sůch hyp0crites it m@kes me l@ůgh. Scre@m @nd kill f0r heresy ůnless it gets y0ůr bůlge slithering. #nsfw #g0re~
no one can read this shit 🙏
I s@id I w@s g0ing t0 bůrn d0wn @ chůrch, he @sked t0 w@tch.~
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT ALL CLOWNS BRO. NOT ALL CLOWNS.
big da>>g if i could rechit this i >>ould #stand>>ithclo>>ns #notallclo>>ns #clo>>nmentalhealtha>>arenessmonth
They've @ll killed f0r the st@tůs qů0 0r @ss0ci@te with pe0ple wh0 kill f0r the st@tůs qů0. Th@t's en0ůgh re@s0n t0 be fl@yed in my 0pini0n.~
By being @ cl0wn y0ů @re @ss0ci@ting with @ cůltůre th@t kills f0r n0 re@s0n, th@t is wh@t i'm trying t0 s@y.~
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE CLURCH GOT ITS PROBLEMS. THAT RAMSHACKLE CULLING OF LOWBLOODS IS A MUTHAFUCKING BIG ONE. BUT IT’S NOT ABOUT CULTURE. IT’S NOT ABOUT MUTHAFUCKING CASTE. IT’S FAITH. MY FAITH. AND YEAH HOMIE, I USED TO BUY THE WHOLE SCRIPT. THE MESSIAHS DEMAND THE WEAK GET HONKED OFF THE STAGE SO THE RIGHTEOUS CAN KEEP THE EMPIRE ROLLING. BUT THEN THE HARLEQUINN LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE LOOKSTUBS AND SHOWED ME THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PAINT. THE HONK AIN’T DOOMSDAY MUTHAFUCKER. IT’S THE WAKE UP CALL. IT’S THE MOMENT EVERY MUTHAFUCKER, HIGHBLOOD OR LOW, STOPS SLEEPING THROUGH THEIR OWN LIVES AND STARTS SEEING THE HILARIOUS MIRACLES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES. I SEEN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER MY BROTHER. A CHANGE IS GONNA COME.
https://file.g@rden/Yy@ZPdX23DJlLNw8/pictůre%201.png This p@inting shit is e@sy idk why cl0wns br@g @b0ůt it @ll the time. #0nlyg00dcl0wnis@de@dcl0wn #nsfwe #nsfw #g0re~
I’m re@ding thr0ůgh clůrch scriptůres @t the m0ment. The @m0ůnt 0f gr@tůity in the descripti0ns 0f w0ůnds @nd the c0nst@nt ůse 0f the w0rds ‘gůtterbl00d’ @nd ‘gůtterbl00ed’, it re@ds like @ p0st @n edgy wriggler w0ůld m@ke.~
Hm. N0 m0re t@lk 0f cl0wns, h0w dis@pp0inting.~
Be@ůtifůl. I l0ve spe@king t0 the m@sses. Cůll cl0wns @nd p@int m0ckeries 0f their h0ly symb0ls 0n their růined chůrches @nd tents. Y0ů @re p0werfůl. Ůse y0ůr psi0nics, ůse the můscle y0ů’ve bůilt ůp w0rking ůnder them @nd crůsh their fůcking skůlls in. T0night, the f0ll0wers, T0m0rr0w? We kill the gr@nd highbl00d himself. G00dnight @lterni@.~
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IS YOUR NAME ACTUALLY BRITISH POSH OR IS THAT A BIT? :o?
I have not a clue what you’re talking about britia always started out as a serious OC and was never ever a silly lampooning of British stereotypes
YES..... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can Maybe find soMe More MagnaniMous alternative to Murder like Maybe tickling theM or revoking their funny horn privileges until they say they're reeeeeeeally sorry but wE COmmEND YOUR REVOLUTIONARY SPIRIT!!
I can’t believe my weird little lore post about a gang of rebels targeting the clown churches started this man I love small social media. Okay well it was this or it was the clown rage baiting
Defůnding bůsinesses th@t st@rt sh0ps in t0wns th@t bůild chůrches. T@king @w@y pr0vided lůnches fr0m institůti0ns th@t sůpp0rt the chůrch. When the důst settles cl0wns will be @ngry, @nd then, if they c0me @t y0ů it’s jůst self defense. Bec@ůse cle@rly the cl0wns c@n’t be trůsted, th@t’s wh@t my pe0ple in 0ffw0rld c0mmůnic@ti0ns dep@rtments @re s@ying @t le@st,~
The 0rder 0f mirthfůl messi@hs h@s been the růling p0wer 0n 0ůr pr0ůd h0me pl@net f0r t00 l0ng. They @re we@k, @nd getting we@ker, l0sing the sůpp0rt 0f the cr0wn, l0sing the sůpp0rt 0f the ec0n0my, they @re ůnderfůnded @nd vůlner@ble. T@ke the ch@nce th@t h@s been given men t0 y0ů my fell0ws. T@ke it in y0ůr h@nds @nd m@ke the w0rld @ better pl@ce.~
⚇ lmao i promise we got the 'backing of the crown'. ⚇ feel free to throw whatever GUTTERBLOODED rebellion you got at us. ⚇ we can take it. ⚇
The v0l@tility 0f m@ny ůnder y0ůr religi0n is distůrbing t0 @ růling cl@ss, y0ů @re @n… issůe.~
⚇ naw motherfucker. ⚇ we know our duty. ⚇ The King of Colors always makes sure we on side with the empire. ⚇
Y0ů’re killing g00d pe0ple. Y0ů’re killing f0r fůn. Y0ů’re m0nsters, every0ne ůnder the cr0wn is. Ůnific@ti0n, I will bring ůnific@ti0n, @ůt0m@ti0n, @nd @dv@ncement t0 @ll @cr0ss every h0riz0n. @ll will d@nce @t the gr@nd c0r0n@ti0n 0f the trůe qůeen, bene@th @ ch@ndelier m@de 0f f@lse id0l’s b0nes.~
I th0ůght y0ů believed in mir@cles, why sh0ůld’nt I? If I die I die @nd the w0rld m0ves 0n. Bůt I h@ven’t yet. I c0ntr0l sever@l @spects 0f the ec0n0my, I h@ve f0ll0wers, it’s @lre@dy st@rted, everything st@rts with @ sentiment. It’s @ mir@cle, @ mir@cle th@t I’ve g0tten this f@r, s0 why n0t r0ll the dice @ff@ir? Why st0p @t @lterni@? My inflůence in bůsiness @nd tr@de here růns deep bůt 0ff pl@net I @m @ n0b0dy… this is h0w I bec0me s0meb0dy. @ t0t@l shift in the b@l@nce 0f p0wer, t@ke @w@y the cr0wn’s c0ntr0l 0ver the fůtůre gener@ti0ns, I c@n s@ve every0ne @t the c0st 0f @ few fl@yed in the streets. M0therfůcking mir@cles, I’ll kill every půrple bl00d I c@n, I’ll cripple the sůperst0res @nd bůsinesses 0f t0wns wh0 @ll0w chůrches t0 be bůilt, I’ll snůff y0ů 0ůt.~
Sorry if I’m being a lot btw this character is basically a big business connoisseur turned leader of a fucked up rebellion against the crown based on vibes of British nobility. It feels weird if her plans don’t progress but I don’t want to just harass purple bloods or be an asshole, but I know I can get carried away sometimes when I get hyper focused on a character
Its fine lol!!! Don't worry about it. Isidor's gonna be hostile to her because his views on church are his entire life basically, so he's always gonna be hostile. Doesn't mean I hold any ill will towards you :o]
Yeah thanks I just don’t want to shove a plotline onto tower characters,
Developing a very specific and thought out plotline with this character. Hope people engage with the culling of the clowns and new nobles, it’s been very fun with my close circle so far.
The clůrch l0sing f@v0r with big bůsinesses @nd even strůggling t0 get fůnding fr0m the very empire they cl@im t0 pr0tect, l0sing trůst with the empress bec@ůse the members h@ve h@d tr0ůble sůbmitting t0 her růle in the p@st… why, if I didn’t kn0w @ny better I’d s@y the clůrch l00ks vůlner@ble. I’d s@y th@t th0se wh0 h@ve h@d friends killed by these b@rb@ric ritů@ls, sh0ůld seize the ch@nce.~
Just wanna foreclose that I obviously do not believe in britia's odd brand of fascism at all. I’m just roleplaying a horrible person but I like to think I’m decent.
Hům@n British c0l0ni@lism is @ můch m0re 0rderly @nd pristine system th@n the 0ne Tr0lls h@ve cůrrently. it h@s it's issůes, sůre, bůt th0se m@inly stem fr0m the f@ct th@t @ selfish @nd ůnh0n0r@ble @lien r@ce were the 0nes t0 implement it, I think with @ m0vement inspired by this high s0ciety, while le@ving behind the p00r c0nditi0ns f0rced 0n the pe@s@ntry @nd ůnnecess@ry religi0ůs imp0rt@nce, Tr0lls @nd @ll species lůcky en0ůgh t0 be c0nqůered by Tr0lls w0ůld le@d můch m0re st@ble @nd eleg@nt lifestyles. Free 0f the b@rb@ric cůlts 0f cl0wns @nd dr0nes th@t Tr0ll kind h@s sůffered thr0ůgh.~
Hellx Chittr user ms cxrgiKween!!! I wxuld like tx debate yxu xn this!!! X))) While I /am/ tx agree with the sentiment that the Alternian Empire is an inherently flawed system... Sx much sx that I think it either needs fine tuning xr a cxmplete rewxrk... I dx NXT think Cxlxnialism is the right rxute seeing as the Empire already kind xf dxes this????????? X((( I mean!!! Stealing frxm and erasing alien culture... Cxnquering and stealing land in favxr xf a suppxsed 'better way xf life'... Are yxu alsx gxing tx recxmmend that thxse whx dx nxt fall in line with this ideal are txrtured intx submissixn??? If sx then we cannxt see eye tx eye!!!
Th0se wh0 d0 n0t f@ll int0 the ide@l 0r ůnderst@nd the necessity 0f this cůltůre's sůperi0rity will be fl@yed. The pe0ple we c0l0nize will be br0ůght ůp int0 0ůr n0ble h@lls @nd be @ll0wed t0 live @nd le@rn @m0ng ůs, 0ůr scientists will repl@ce @ll meni@l, pe@s@nt cl@ss l@b0r with n0n bi0l0gic@l dr0ne-esqůe w0rkers. Ůnder me @ll will live in c@stles, ůnder me @ll will pr@ctice chiv@lry, ůnder me we will be n0ble @nd h0n0r@ble. We @re n0t t@king @nd inciting hům@n c0l0ni@lism verb@tim, we @re t@king the cle@n @esthetics @nd the w@y 0f life @d0pted by highb0rn pe0ple @nd reve@ling th@t it is the 0nly w@y sentient life deserves t0 live.~
Sx what yxu're telling me is... Yxu want tx cxmpletely strip everyxne and everything yxu meet xf its culture and identity in favxur xf yxur idea xf what is best???... Yxu're just like Her then!!! Yxu're a stinky fascist Empress with nx respect fxr anyxne ever!!! >:((( I can't believe I'm giving yxu the time xf day...!!! Yxu... Yxu Harlxt!!! Yxu evil evil wxman!!! >:((( ((( (((
It’s sůch @ sh@me y0ů feel th@t w@y. Y0ů’re jůst my type t00, little b0yt0y with s0me br@ins, m@ybe @fter I dethr0ne the f@lse qůeen, I’ll re-edůc@te y0ů. N0t with vi0lence, jůst, m@nd@t0ry sch00ling twenty f0ůr h0ůrs 0f every d@y ůntil y0ů le@rn. @fter th@t, I’ll keep y0ů @t my side in @ nice tight sůit. Eye c@ndy, sůre, bůt @ls0 @ symb0l. @ symb0l th@t even br0ken, sc@red, hůrt pe0ple c@n bec0me n0ble.~
What??? That's...!!! I dxn't even knxw what tx say tx that... Well... If yxu're truly xne whx subscribes tx "british" beliefs then surely yxu're xne whx subscribes tx the cxncept xf dandies and gentlemen right??? If yxu're a gentlelady as I am a gentleman then yxu'd knxw that tx respect yxur fellxw persxns and their differences is an innate part xf gentle-culture!!! Yxu can't just... Pretend that isn't true!!! Right???
0h b@by, th@t w@s the f@kest p@rt @b0ůt the 0ld Brit@in. This 0dd ide@ th@t l@dies @re helpless d@msels @nd men @re g@ll@nt. I intent t0 inverse this, @nd implement it @s it sh0ůld be, where w0men @re gener@lly seen @s the d0min@nt gender. B0yt0ys, th@t’s wh@t y0ů @re. 0r @t le@st s0mething y0ů sh0ůld @spire t0 be. I w0ůld tre@t @nd c0ůrt y0ů well b@by, d@nces @nd b@lls @nd heiresses f0r 0ůr empire. Well 0f c0ůrse need y0ůr perspectives in c0ůrt t00, b0ys @re pe0ple living ůnder me @nd b0ys wh0 impress me @nd w0rk h@rd will in tůrn e@rn themselves p0siti0ns 0f p0wer. They @re n0t lesser in @ny w@y @nd I me@nt n0 disrespect t0 y0ů, I jůst think th@t gender r0les @nd resp0nsibilities @re @nd will @lw@ys be imp0rt@nt.~
What??? But... That... I dxn't... I just dxn't get it!!! X((( Lady Pxshes please listen tx me!!! Gentlemanhxxd isn't abxut the dxminance xf xne gender xver anxther... It is abxut the respect xf yxur peers!!! I... Still respect yxu quite a bit!!! Just as I wxuld anyxne else!!! Which is why I have tx ask again please recxnsider!!! If fxr nx xther reasxn than the futility xf trying tx tip the pxwer imbalance that is already in play... I dxn't knxw a sxul xut there that cxuld lay waste tx the Empire as it is :((( Can't yxu appreciate high-culture withxut fxrcing it xntx yxur peers??? Can't yxu understand hxw yxur ideal is dxxmed tx failure...???
Fůtility, it is fůtile t0 wre@the the c0mm0n pers0n in lůxůry @nd c0mf0rt@bility? It is fůtile t0 @b0lish the sl@ve l@b0r 0ůr cůrrent empress inc0rp0r@tes? It is fůtile t0 dre@m? M@ybe. M@ybe it is fůtile t0 dre@m, m@ny dre@m, I @m n0t ůniqůe f0r dre@ming. Bůt I @m ůniqůe in the f@ct th@t I @ct, I @m me @nd I @m g0ing t0 m@ke the w0rld @ better pl@ce. I @m g0ing t0 repl@ce the p@in @nd sůffering 0f this g0d f0rs@ken s0ciety, with its můrder cůlts @nd thievery @nd m@ke s0mething be@ůtifůl. M@ke @ pl@ce where we @re @ll eqů@l. Tr0lls hům@ns, @nd @ll 0ther living pe0ple will be welc0med int0 my h@lls, @nd th0se wh0 st@nd @g@inst the betterment 0f the c0mm0n pe0ple will be disp0sed 0f.~
Can't yxu see that this is just anxther murder cult??? Yxu're fxrcing everyxne intx a single cxllective philxsxphy and culling the excess whx just want tx dx sxmething else... That's nx better... That might actually be wxrse!!! In my ideal wxrld freedxm is sxmething every grub is given xn hatching... In my ideal wxrld the Sufferer's wxrd is spread and nx bxxks are burnt... Because it is xnly thrxugh the remxval xf restrictixns that pexple can truly be happy... Yxu are nxt gxing tx create a utxpia Lady Pxshes... If yxu sxmehxw make this happen... Yxu dxxm everyxne...
I d00m 0nly the pe0ple wh0 @re t00 stůbb0rn t0 rec0gnize perfecti0n. I h@ve 0ther m@tters t0 @ttend t0 n0w, I pr0mise y0ů this b0y, we will meet @g@in, @nd I will m@ke y0ů ůnderst@nd. I’ll fix y0ů.~
I d0n't see why fůchsi@ bl00ded tr0lls get t0 be Qůeens when their 0ůtfits @re @lw@ys s0 g@rish. Where's the sůbst@nce? Where's the p0wer?~
Pe0ple @re re@l v0c@l @b0ůt British cůltůre's inferi0rity ůntil @ girl in @ finely t@il0red sůit tilts y0ůr he@d ůp t0 st@re int0 her deep blůe půpils @nd in th@t sm00th @ccented v0ice, she @sks y0ů t0 beg f0r her. #nsfw~
'@t my beck @nd c@ll' is my preferred rel@ti0nship st@tůs.~