crotal vipera
@perniciousScrimshank
it/he. not a guy. not a girl either.
was smoking yesterday when a lusus walked past me with its grub in its arms. blew the smoke right in its face? the lusus was pissed but really it should thank me for boosting that little guy'S natural immunity, trust me when they grow up they won'T want to smoke. #you'REwelcome #substance
FUCK IT. IN CHARACTER TOO. TERFS DNI.
:33< big agr33 in character and out of character and out of bit
...can troll bruno mars ever catch a break. ~~0o
I'M TRULY TORN I CRAVE HIS DEMISE BUT HE OWES ME FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS
...i sense a disturbance in my follower list. ~~0o
xX You had best be getting out of that concentrated drone strike right now. Xx xX Do not make me come get you. :| Xx
...well boss, with all due respect, i am kind of a little stuck due to the circumstances. ~~0o
xX You act as if dodging drones is not something we do regularly~! Xx xX Make like you've got a mutant grub and get home SAFE. Xx
...i got stuck at #eridanweek. better than being stuck at work. ~~0o
...i literally, genuinely, sincerely *cannot* wait to go to troll cher's burlesque show. #nsfw ~~0o
troll cher is havin a burlesque show?!?!?!
...yeah. gave everyone at #eridanweek tickets. aside from troll celine dion who i hear is a lame-o poser. ~~0o
The Promise Of The Wagon Wheel Watusi Is Almost Too Much To Bear
...i would be such a good drug dealer but i have to take care of stupid smelly grubs that haven't even figured out walking yet instead. lame. #substance ~~0o
...for a few nights? sure. forever? vixena would be dragging me back into the caverns tail first like the several other dozen times i've tried to slack off permanently. not a damn clue how they find me either. 🙄 ~~0o
Children fleeing :) Tea-chers weep-ing :) People screaming :) #eridanweek
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
HELL YEAH!
Y.o°u are incredible despite the greasiness
...#iwasthere when troll michael jackson got shot at #eridanweek ~~0o
IM NOT DONE I JUST HAD TO HIT THE GEEK IM RABID IM UNSTOPPABLE I CANT BE STOPPED LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF POOP IF YOU ART MY ENEMY THEN THOU ART MARKED FOR DEATH I PUT FISH HOOKS THROUGH YOUR LUSUS AND SCARE YOU OUT YOUR JAMMIES YOU MUST BE A CLOWN THE WAY YOU’RE JOKING WITH ME WE’RE SMOKING GENUINE POISON YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DONT LET ME CATCH YOU SKULKING IN OUTGLUT THE HAMMER OF GOD WILL GREET YOUR NUGBONE SHORTLY I RUN THIS JUNKYARD FIND ME ON THE TIRE TOWER BOGARTING THE JOINT COUGHING IN YOUR EXPRESSION PLATEAU TAKE A DEEP BREATH IM GONNA SIPHON THE AIR STRAIGHT OUT YOUR BREATH SACS WHEN YOU EXHALE TURN YOU INTO ORIGAMI I WARNED YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH ME ERIDAN ASKED IF I HAD ANY THREES I GUT PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE SHAT DIAMONDS GO FISH BITCH IM THE LAST REAL SON OF A BITCH THERE IS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
>([#rec#it #folkylflow #eridanweek t#is is outrig#t napalm]
i hav feelings for u
ooh k1ll 1t... get em... get em... k1ll 1t... yuh yuh
this is so fucking awesome.
mmmmother of fuck
...HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT #eridanweek ~~0o
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
thank god i put text to speech into that microphone.
(Yeah) (Ooh) (Darané) (Yeaaah, girl) (That's right) (Ohhhh, yeah) (Her flow)
Unreal Heiress, turn that shit the fuck up.
...meet me in the shady alleyway at #eridanweek if you aren't a poser afraid of getting your prongs on some real smokes. #substance ~~0o
got anything that puts you to sleep town?
finally sØmeØne with the gØØds. i'm sure this cØuldn't pØssibly gØ wrØng fØr me.
...i got some real fire. it's called "the fall of the fifth alternian dynasty." you'll be zonked out of your nug. #substance ~~0o
yØu bet yØur ass i'm pulling a sweet grubskitter tØ get Øver there.
...try not to slip in the puddle of... i'm not sure if that's blood or faygo. some poor sod spilled it after unleashing a troll wilhelm scream. not my problem though. #gore (i guess.) ~~0o
how much? I WANT TO GET ZONKED BEYOND RECOGNITION, PLEASE.
...i'm stocked beyond belief, my product? consider that a whole grow op's worth. 5 caegar a gram. #substance ~~0o
...like i told the other one, be mindful of the substance puddle. i'll be waiting, listen for rattling. ~~0o
...absolutely wicked flow on stage what the fuck. this shit REALLY ain't nothing to me, man. ~~0o
...they don't know i'm skipping subgrub on work to get trampled at #eridanweek. ~~0o
love cracking into a brand new pack of smokes at 9am. living the dream.
> You really shouldn't be smmoking in the caverns. > Again.
...we're taking smeeif's stupid ass to court. #justiceformyass ~~0o
...tolerable grub of the wipe: binkie shared my vape nicely shithead grub of the wipe: smeeif bit my ass. ~~0o
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against smeeif i know a guy and also please please please please please please it would be so fucking funny please i don't even care if this case is capable of paying out at all i just want to sue a grub please it would be so funny
W.o°uld pr.o°bablly be a g°o.o°d early life less.o°n and create a m.o°st p.o°werful grub in the future life .o°f grub
...you're right, it *would* be an absolute ribtickler. little shit wouldn't even know what hit 'em. your guy has a client in me. ~~0o
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! YESSSSSSSSSSSS for the sake of clarity i'm the guy the guy is me business card in pinned
...absolutely no reason for it to be so disgustingly globes-shrinkingnly cold tonight. what gives. ~~0o