crotal vipera
@perniciousScrimshank
it/he. not a guy. not a girl either.
▲one of the grubs stole a cigarette from me▼ ▲I think i was actually proud of her, let the little shit keep it, not like she can light it on her own▼
...sometimes when the grubs behave i let them try to take a puff off a dead vape. builds character or something. ~~0o ... funny as hell when my matriarch sees it and yells loud as fuck lmao. ~~0o
▲at this rate we'll have them hooked before they finish their trials▼
...dear science slightly-less-weirdo such is the way of this job. thanks for the clarification. we cool now. ~~0o
...dear science weirdo. right. well. forgive me for being dubious of your claims but considering i may or may not have a stake in making sure the more undesirable of these little shits are unharmed, i just can't help but be exceptionally skeptical whenever someone claims they want to "study" them. ~~0o
...this wouldn't happen to me in the confection crusher community. ~~0o
...somewhere around 18000, been playing for a few sweeps at this point. not much else to do between wiping up grub waste and polishing the eggs. ~~0o
ⓘs there an e><ⓘstence ໑n thⓘs planet m໑re mⓘserable than beⓘng a cl໑ⓘstered jadebl໑໑d lma໑
..."check your block list" buddy. pal. *it's empty.* https://i.redd.it/ac7zzde3nsic1.png ~~0o
(( for the record, ic blocking is a little broken and applies the block as if all your accounts blocked them
...you block me = i win, by the way. cowards way out. let me interrogate you. for the sake of science, of course. #vagueposting ~~0o
...let me in, pussy. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/29/image.png ~~0o
...don't tell me my boss sent these diapershitters after me. ~~0o
...sometimes when i'm bored i dip smeeif in tar and he screams loud as fuck. ~~0o
..."are you being serious" i might be. i might not be. you think i'm going to tell you. you think i'm going to ruin the mystique around my unclear tone and posts. like some kind of poser. ~~0o
I THINK THERE SHOULD BE AN ERIDANWEEK END CREDITS WITH A DISCLAIMER IN TEXT "EVERYONE WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EVENT."
maybe next time theyll get coolscar
Praying. I'm not a religious man but hopefully they do.
ppl so surprised tht they killed eridan @ eridanweek liek they werent assasinating celebs every day
It is done. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32095453622d.png #gore #eridanweek
...#iwasthere #igotnailedateridanweek ~~0o
4 out of 10 at the actual thing but at least you kept your promise and didn't clickbait everyone.
Alright that2 actually kinda m3tal a2 fuck
...i'll be posting the footage of the event on grubtube by the way. be there or be square. ~~0o
hAPPY, eND OF #eRIDANwEEK, eVERYONE! #eRIDANwEEK #gORE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/15D6370C3225.PNG
she really fucking killed him tav.
you d1d great
iT WAS, a LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN, dRESS REHEARSAL BUT, tHE IMPROV WAS, a LITTLE FUN, i THINK?
tavros he's dead. she killed him for fun and to make herself feel better for being a bad person.
iT WAS FOR, #eRIDANwEEK, tHOUGH,,,
i MEAN, eRIDAN DID CULL LIKE, tWO OR THREE OF MY, fRIENDS BEFORE, i FORGET EXACTLY, aND i AM SURE, hE'LL GET BETTER,
https://i.imgur.com/pgajyIW.jpeg
...i feel like i'm in "the passion of christ." #gettingnailed #eridanweek ~~0o
...can they just get on with killing him so these tools will stop being cringe ass posers. #eridanweek #gettingnailed #whenishegettingnailed ~~0o
...dumbass grubs haven't even figured out walkin'. ~~0o