crotal vipera
@perniciousScrimshank
it/he. not a guy. not a girl either.
...dear science slightly-less-weirdo such is the way of this job. thanks for the clarification. we cool now. ~~0o
...dear science weirdo. right. well. forgive me for being dubious of your claims but considering i may or may not have a stake in making sure the more undesirable of these little shits are unharmed, i just can't help but be exceptionally skeptical whenever someone claims they want to "study" them. ~~0o
...this wouldn't happen to me in the confection crusher community. ~~0o
...somewhere around 18000, been playing for a few sweeps at this point. not much else to do between wiping up grub waste and polishing the eggs. ~~0o
ⓘs there an e><ⓘstence ໑n thⓘs planet m໑re mⓘserable than beⓘng a cl໑ⓘstered jadebl໑໑d lma໑
..."check your block list" buddy. pal. *it's empty.* https://i.redd.it/ac7zzde3nsic1.png ~~0o
(( for the record, ic blocking is a little broken and applies the block as if all your accounts blocked them
...you block me = i win, by the way. cowards way out. let me interrogate you. for the sake of science, of course. #vagueposting ~~0o
...let me in, pussy. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/29/image.png ~~0o
...don't tell me my boss sent these diapershitters after me. ~~0o
...sometimes when i'm bored i dip smeeif in tar and he screams loud as fuck. ~~0o
..."are you being serious" i might be. i might not be. you think i'm going to tell you. you think i'm going to ruin the mystique around my unclear tone and posts. like some kind of poser. ~~0o
...i'll be posting the footage of the event on grubtube by the way. be there or be square. ~~0o
...i feel like i'm in "the passion of christ." #gettingnailed #eridanweek ~~0o
...can they just get on with killing him so these tools will stop being cringe ass posers. #eridanweek #gettingnailed #whenishegettingnailed ~~0o
...dumbass grubs haven't even figured out walkin'. ~~0o
...can troll bruno mars ever catch a break. ~~0o
...i sense a disturbance in my follower list. ~~0o
xX You had best be getting out of that concentrated drone strike right now. Xx xX Do not make me come get you. :| Xx
...well boss, with all due respect, i am kind of a little stuck due to the circumstances. ~~0o
xX You act as if dodging drones is not something we do regularly~! Xx xX Make like you've got a mutant grub and get home SAFE. Xx
...i got stuck at #eridanweek. better than being stuck at work. ~~0o
...i literally, genuinely, sincerely *cannot* wait to go to troll cher's burlesque show. #nsfw ~~0o
...yeah. gave everyone at #eridanweek tickets. aside from troll celine dion who i hear is a lame-o poser. ~~0o
The Promise Of The Wagon Wheel Watusi Is Almost Too Much To Bear
...i would be such a good drug dealer but i have to take care of stupid smelly grubs that haven't even figured out walking yet instead. lame. #substance ~~0o
...for a few nights? sure. forever? vixena would be dragging me back into the caverns tail first like the several other dozen times i've tried to slack off permanently. not a damn clue how they find me either. 🙄 ~~0o
...#iwasthere when troll michael jackson got shot at #eridanweek ~~0o
...HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT #eridanweek ~~0o