crotal vipera
@perniciousScrimshank
it/he. not a guy. not a girl either.
...can troll bruno mars ever catch a break. ~~0o
I'M TRULY TORN I CRAVE HIS DEMISE BUT HE OWES ME FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS
...i sense a disturbance in my follower list. ~~0o
xX You had best be getting out of that concentrated drone strike right now. Xx xX Do not make me come get you. :| Xx
...well boss, with all due respect, i am kind of a little stuck due to the circumstances. ~~0o
xX You act as if dodging drones is not something we do regularly~! Xx xX Make like you've got a mutant grub and get home SAFE. Xx
...i got stuck at #eridanweek. better than being stuck at work. ~~0o
...i literally, genuinely, sincerely *cannot* wait to go to troll cher's burlesque show. #nsfw ~~0o
...yeah. gave everyone at #eridanweek tickets. aside from troll celine dion who i hear is a lame-o poser. ~~0o
The Promise Of The Wagon Wheel Watusi Is Almost Too Much To Bear
...i would be such a good drug dealer but i have to take care of stupid smelly grubs that haven't even figured out walking yet instead. lame. #substance ~~0o
...for a few nights? sure. forever? vixena would be dragging me back into the caverns tail first like the several other dozen times i've tried to slack off permanently. not a damn clue how they find me either. 🙄 ~~0o
...#iwasthere when troll michael jackson got shot at #eridanweek ~~0o
...HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT #eridanweek ~~0o
...meet me in the shady alleyway at #eridanweek if you aren't a poser afraid of getting your prongs on some real smokes. #substance ~~0o
got anything that puts you to sleep town?
finally sØmeØne with the gØØds. i'm sure this cØuldn't pØssibly gØ wrØng fØr me.
...i got some real fire. it's called "the fall of the fifth alternian dynasty." you'll be zonked out of your nug. #substance ~~0o
yØu bet yØur ass i'm pulling a sweet grubskitter tØ get Øver there.
...try not to slip in the puddle of... i'm not sure if that's blood or faygo. some poor sod spilled it after unleashing a troll wilhelm scream. not my problem though. #gore (i guess.) ~~0o
how much? I WANT TO GET ZONKED BEYOND RECOGNITION, PLEASE.
...i'm stocked beyond belief, my product? consider that a whole grow op's worth. 5 caegar a gram. #substance ~~0o
...like i told the other one, be mindful of the substance puddle. i'll be waiting, listen for rattling. ~~0o
...absolutely wicked flow on stage what the fuck. this shit REALLY ain't nothing to me, man. ~~0o
...they don't know i'm skipping subgrub on work to get trampled at #eridanweek. ~~0o
...we're taking smeeif's stupid ass to court. #justiceformyass ~~0o
...tolerable grub of the wipe: binkie shared my vape nicely shithead grub of the wipe: smeeif bit my ass. ~~0o
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against smeeif i know a guy and also please please please please please please it would be so fucking funny please i don't even care if this case is capable of paying out at all i just want to sue a grub please it would be so funny
W.o°uld pr.o°bablly be a g°o.o°d early life less.o°n and create a m.o°st p.o°werful grub in the future life .o°f grub
...you're right, it *would* be an absolute ribtickler. little shit wouldn't even know what hit 'em. your guy has a client in me. ~~0o
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! YESSSSSSSSSSSS for the sake of clarity i'm the guy the guy is me business card in pinned
...absolutely no reason for it to be so disgustingly globes-shrinkingnly cold tonight. what gives. ~~0o
...don't tell my matron i let the grubs take a hit off my vape if they ask nicely. baby literally wants smoko and who am i to deny them of that? it's basic caretaking.~~0o
[pretty sure a jade let me do this when i was a wiggler] [it would explain some things]
so r3al!!! gi<3 th3m a tast3 of how gr3at things ar3 onc3 you l3a<3 lol
...each time i think i can slip out of the caverns for a few nights my godforsaken matron keeps finding a way to haul my scaly ass back down there by the tail -_-~~0o
...where am i~~0o
...cosigned, because that was some real shit you just said~~0o