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▲at this rate we'll have them hooked before they finish their trials▼
▲one of the grubs stole a cigarette from me▼ ▲I think i was actually proud of her, let the little shit keep it, not like she can light it on her own▼
-> alright. jade-bloods. your turn. if you thought i was going to slut shame you, i'm insulted. not only do i not give a shit about that, i find the concept itself uncreative and a waste of time. if you're going to insult someone actually put in the effort of creating a proper insult to throw in the first place instead of these low-effort excuses. that is to say, y'all do need to mind your own business. i cannot count the times i have met nosey jades and had to fight tooth and claw to keep my privacy. some people don't want to be doted on. also, can y'all grow a spine too? i don't mind if you don't seek conflict, but if conflict finds you, fucking stand up for yourself damnit. seriously, when y'all actually decide to go ape shit it's scary. deadass be willing to do that more often. it'd do you some good. #hatepost #vaguepostingisforcowards #irememberedthistime
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Oooh, girl... they're sayin I gavve the Sufferer the idea to turn wwater into slime (It's true, girl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
#eridanwweek would be better if every canon didn't ignore the oc's 💀 been wild to watch that happen for a week.
ppl so surprised tht they killed eridan @ eridanweek liek they werent assasinating celebs every day
The intellectual theft of #ImComing was ultimately no huge loss to my company, anyway. Upon reflection, it did sound a bit too much like inuenndo. #EridanWeek #GettingNailed #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
It is done. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32095453622d.png #gore #eridanweek
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening #GettingNailed #eridanweek https://open.spotify.com/track/7q3hQ5fVR7uzcUZeuus5v9?si=3e15209a850f4644 ]
hAPPY, eND OF #eRIDANwEEK, eVERYONE! #eRIDANwEEK #gORE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/15D6370C3225.PNG
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HUMANS MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING. WITH THE NAILING A GUY TO A THING SHIT. #ERIDANWEEK #PUBLICEXECUTION #FUNFORTHEWHOLEFAMILY
holy shit its getting crazy up in here thanks for the updates
I am so desensitized. #gettingnailed
mid execution so far n ive been to a lot #eridanweek
Put Me Back In The Caverns I'll Smoke All The Other Grubs Like I Did The First Time
>([you s#ould look around for any keys or keycards or per#aps gemstones t#at mig#t conveniently slot into similarly s#aped depressions in t#e stone walls]
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
Davve Strider (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DOES IS TROLL BRUNO MARS IS PERVERTED AT #eridanw33k #rumblenight
was smoking yesterday when a lusus walked past me with its grub in its arms. blew the smoke right in its face? the lusus was pissed but really it should thank me for boosting that little guy'S natural immunity, trust me when they grow up they won'T want to smoke. #you'REwelcome #substance
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
Hey Eridan (Eridan) Your quirk is kinda hard, man... But since I started my journey of ancestral connection, I realized it takes a lot of dedication to be like you (Ooooh) (Mmmm like himmmm)
The Maid of Lifeeeeeeeeeeee (Baby!)
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
if troll bbnos dies tomorrow can we let him stay dead.
0k well sucks ab0ut that 0ther guy. what celebrity d0 we think is dying at #eridanweek t0m0rr0w? my m0ney is 0n tr0ll bbn0$.
That is a very attractive man.
The Promise Of The Wagon Wheel Watusi Is Almost Too Much To Bear
(^･ω･^) < IT IS SO WILD AT #ERIDANW33K I HAVE B33N RECORDING EVERYTHING!!! SO FAR CHER GAVE EVERYONE TICKETS TO HER BURLEQUES SHOW!!! CRONUS GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH ROSE ON A TRAMPOLINE!!! #VIOLENCE #NSFW
i will come again. I ALMOST SAW GOG. stock up on more of that next time, please. :oD
wow. THAT WAS CRAZY. going to the #eridanweek event, that is. I'VE NEVER GOTTEN MORE HIGH IN MY LIFE, FUCK. when they started playing 'trolls without a face' and 'as alternia caves in', i really felt that. I JUST HOPE NO ONE DIED. i got out of there once i heard horrified screaming. :o( #substance
Oh, don't you say (Don't you say) goodbye (Goodbye) I'm here (Girl) https://i.ibb.co/Tqg9YXp4/heygirl.png
Yes. Yes I do.
if we are good and nice enough do you think something wonderful will happen
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
i mean. i know he wasn't maga irl, saw the profile, HOWEVERRRR i think it's in super poor tastes to bring that sort of political shittiness onto a platform that's primarily used for roleplay, aka escapism in its finest form. especially with like. the direct references to ICE. it was just Not Funny imo............... )
@GuTsYgUmShOe #nSfW hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/A9Af9411D363.jPeG
Children fleeing :) Tea-chers weep-ing :) People screaming :) #eridanweek
trying to curate a fantroll-centric feed, react to this w/ fantrolls pleaseeee
AND IT MEANT MORE TO ME. THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. FOR YOUR GENEROSITY. AND FOR BEING SO VERY KAWAII. YOU WILL BE SAVED FOR LAST. AND SPARED PROLONGED SUFFERING. IN THE COMING HORRORS. I WORK TO SUMMON. THIS IS THE HIGHEST HONOR. THAT I CAN BESTOW.
I'M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO HIT THE CLOWN CONCERT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU SEE MY TIME CLONES. STAY AWAY. THOSE BITCHES ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS INSANE.
In Which... I drop a rushed doodle of some Snooze lore. "i think i have to leave. THINGS DON'T FEEL RIGHT. you aren't making any sense." "that's t00 bad. we wanted y0u t0 stay with us, sn00ze. unf0rtunately, n0 0ne wants y0u t0 leave." https://files.catbox.moe/84tm1s.gif #substance #abuse
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
>([w#o t#e fuck puppeting troll mic#ael jacksons corpse around someone get t#at s#it to folykl rn]
first time ive seen a highbl/)/)d get culled in a large event and a l/)wbl/)/)d is /)n the stage this is actually fire, either that /)r i t/)/)k t/)/) much /)f the laced water #eridanweek #substances
how much? I WANT TO GET ZONKED BEYOND RECOGNITION, PLEASE.
IM NOT DONE I JUST HAD TO HIT THE GEEK IM RABID IM UNSTOPPABLE I CANT BE STOPPED LEAVE NOTHING BUT A TRAIL OF POOP IF YOU ART MY ENEMY THEN THOU ART MARKED FOR DEATH I PUT FISH HOOKS THROUGH YOUR LUSUS AND SCARE YOU OUT YOUR JAMMIES YOU MUST BE A CLOWN THE WAY YOU’RE JOKING WITH ME WE’RE SMOKING GENUINE POISON YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DONT LET ME CATCH YOU SKULKING IN OUTGLUT THE HAMMER OF GOD WILL GREET YOUR NUGBONE SHORTLY I RUN THIS JUNKYARD FIND ME ON THE TIRE TOWER BOGARTING THE JOINT COUGHING IN YOUR EXPRESSION PLATEAU TAKE A DEEP BREATH IM GONNA SIPHON THE AIR STRAIGHT OUT YOUR BREATH SACS WHEN YOU EXHALE TURN YOU INTO ORIGAMI I WARNED YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH ME ERIDAN ASKED IF I HAD ANY THREES I GUT PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE SHAT DIAMONDS GO FISH BITCH IM THE LAST REAL SON OF A BITCH THERE IS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
0-> Did anyone else just hear a gunshot.
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
yØu bet yØur ass i'm pulling a sweet grubskitter tØ get Øver there.
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
got anything that puts you to sleep town?
finally sØmeØne with the gØØds. i'm sure this cØuldn't pØssibly gØ wrØng fØr me.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Should run a gig while I'm here at #eridanweek. 3 caegars and I'll put out my cigarette on you. #nsfw ]
IS THIS THING ON FOLYKL FLOW BEGINS NOW
// just learned people call chucklevoodoo gigglemagics to respect black culture and IM Q-Q that's so fucking cute. Much easier than my ass going all balls deep in to rewrite chucklevoodoo to be based on the actual practice and religion around it. GHHSDGSD it's a nicer alternative!
love cracking into a brand new pack of smokes at 9am. living the dream.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! YESSSSSSSSSSSS for the sake of clarity i'm the guy the guy is me business card in pinned
W.o°uld pr.o°bablly be a g°o.o°d early life less.o°n and create a m.o°st p.o°werful grub in the future life .o°f grub
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against smeeif i know a guy and also please please please please please please it would be so fucking funny please i don't even care if this case is capable of paying out at all i just want to sue a grub please it would be so funny
1 TH1NK TH3 WOK3 H1GHBLOOD SHOULD R3N4M3 H1MS3LF TO WOK3BLOOD
! h@ve been !nformed pr!v@te/y th@t ! shou/d not be d!scuss!ng my !//-m@nnered temper@ment tow@rds my ne!ghbor of the s@me c@ste @s myse/f. However, ! do not c@re. ! w!// k!// my ne!ghbor.
Did you know? German chocolate cake was invented by an English-American baker named Samuel German. It has nothing to do with the country of Germany.
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To Yaoi
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howwww posting feels wwwwhen there isn't a raging bitch in your ear saying "botted the likes awwwward"
nothing that jacking off and a blunt and a stiff drink and chainsmmmmoking three packs and a brick to the head and the deconstruction of mmmmy life plan and three honest conversations and a train going full speed and a full lights sleep can't fix #nsfwwww #substances if i mmmmust
[pretty sure a jade let me do this when i was a wiggler] [it would explain some things]
so r3al!!! gi<3 th3m a tast3 of how gr3at things ar3 onc3 you l3a<3 lol
nesben is being assailed by another drone nesben will return once nesben has eaten it