#rumblenight
You've been wanting it. You've been waiting for it. You've been begging so sweetly that we had no choice but to give it to you. We're going back to Da Pumpkin Patch for a rambunctious returning Rumble this Thursday evening. We've got pounds upon pounds of prime beef, oil by the barrel, and a special opening act that'll have you wishing you'd paid for tickets in the Splash Zone. More details to come. Be there. #imcoming #rumble #rumblenight
you all wwanted it literally evvery single one of you wwanted it so badly and it showws #itscoming #rumblenight #TWWO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90720f2d58b3.png #dirkjake #jakedirk #eridirkjake #rankbait
april 13th again time really tends to fly wwhen youre buildin the future dont it wwhat do you evven say in wwell wwishes to a one in ten billion vvisionary like jane crocker should i perhaps wwax poetic about the incredible wwork shes done steerin this companys capable and deservvin prongs into evvery aspect of our society e.g. baked goods lifestyle entertainment products automotivve parts arms manufacture survveillance hardwware (the list goes on) should i go in detail on her unmeasurable impact on my owwn life namely the fact i evven livve breathe and wwalk among you all to this day wwithout jane ...Read more
((Turning off my quirk for this one because it's A LOT to read! And there's MORE backstory that I wrote if anyone is interested in reading that portion, the total thing is just under 20k characters. I DID NOT PROOF-READ THIS lol I've stayed up for far too many hours and almost passed out while writing this, but here is my submission for @beforianTimes #leijonWriting challenge! Featuring @archiveAddict and a special guest, #substance #suggestive #slowburn #lovetriangle #envy #yuri #yumeshipping #eridanweek but specifically the morning after #rumblenight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...Read more
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some diffi...Read more
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
:33 < According to FIRST HAND REPORTS, local POWER COUPLE DIRKJAKE has broken out into a REAL fight at #eridanw33k, on stage at #rumblenight!!!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DOES IS TROLL BRUNO MARS IS PERVERTED AT #eridanw33k #rumblenight
:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
:33 < JAKE IS ON THE FLOOR ALREADY AT THE BEHEST OF STRIDER!!! WILL DIRK GET ON TOP?? #rumblenight #eridanw33k
:33 < BEAKING NEWS DIRK STRIDER SHOWS UP NAKED TO #rumblenight
:33 < #rumblenight ANNOUNCEMENT!!! DIRK STRIDER/JAKE ENGLISH QUOTE: DIRK: We've got one question for you all. JAKE: ARE YOU READY... TO.... JAKE: EFFING RUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:33 < BEAKING NEWS, FURRANKLIN TROLLSEVELT, EX-KISMESIS TO @barackObama HAS TURNED UP AT #rumblenight!!!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! #rumblenight is ABOUT TO BE LIVE! Yours mewly will be commentating OFFICIALLY!!! Follow for news on #eridanw33k and DONT MISS THIS!! https://msparp.chat/eridanww33k
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! FAMOUS LUSUS Donkey Kong WILL be attending #eridanw33k, is this purrhaps a SECRET CONTENDER for #rumblenight?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/482d31ec56fc.png
:33 < LIVE NEWS COVERAGE! Join us LIVE at the ringside of #rumblenight when THREE TITANS CLASH!!! Be sure to follow @beforianTimes to get ALL the hottest coverage where NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!! I mewself will be purrsonally commentating over the event along with the other casters. We hope to s33 mew there! #eridanw33k https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92250a533eae.png
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
I hope you're all prepared for #RUMBLENIGHT as we bring the Pumpkin Patch @golgothasTerror @timaeusTestified#0414 to #ERIDANWEEK ! Marvus Xoloto @clownBae will be performing his hit new single #BIGFATA$$ BY MARV && PROD DJ FODDER LIVE. #bigfatass LISTEN NOW. ------------ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SsqOFk_0z0 ------------ LISTEN NOW. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4e0e870631ef.PNG
I have been postitutely bumping the latest release from the king of clownery himself! @clownBae s latest tune has got me jiving like a mad cat on a hot tin roof. The backing track of #rumblenight itself be sure to tune your stereoviews to #eridanweek s very own THRICE OILED RUMBLETHON!! https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV