#wrigglingday
@caveatGuidance says: "Happy Wriggling Day! Fr9m 9ne Vantas t9 an9ther. #WrigglingDay " Happy Wriggling Day t9 y9u as well, Kankri. I will keep my 9pini9ns 9f y9ur quadrant-f9rward lifestyle t9 myself, and instead wish y9u and y9ur matesprit have a l9vely time t9gether. @crustaceansGratitude says: " ...hi... can... can I hug y9u...? als9... will y9u 6e my friend...? #PhysicalC9ntact " T9 y9ur first query: N9. 6ut, yes, we can 6e friends if y9u'd like. 9ne thing y9u can 6e assured 9f is that I will never turn d9wn s9me9ne in need 9f c9mpani9nship, as l9ng as said c9mpani9nship stays strictly...Read more
THIRTEEN SWEEPS, PAINSTAKINGLY STACKED ATOP THE OTHER, SURVIVED ONE BRUTAL BILUNAR PERIGEE AT A TIME. HALF OF THEM ON A PLANET I WAKE UP AND GIVE THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB TO EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, AND THE REST ON A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WORLD OF MY OWN "CREATION." ONLY SOME OF THEM I WAS REALLY, TRULY PRESENT FOR. THREE *THOUSAND* SWEEPS SPENT IN AN INESCAPABLE TORMENT NEXUS MEANT TO SAND DOWN ANY PROPRIETARY CONCEPT OF TIME I EVER HAD. WHICH I ESCAPED, ANYWAY. BUT NOT BEFORE IT SMOOTHED SOME OF THE HARD, JAGGED EDGES, TRY AS I MIGHT TO SHARPEN THEM BACK TO GANDERBULB-STABBING AND SPONGECASE-BLUDG...Read more
NOT ONE BLITHERING, TAINTCHAFING ZEPTOSECOND OF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTER WAKING UP POST-HORRIBLY COERCIVE #WRIGGLINGDAY CELEBRATION (THE FACTUAL PLEASANTRY OF WHICH WAS MORE AKIN TO PACKING A TRASH KILN WITH NOXIOUS MACROPLASTICS AND DANCING AROUND IT WHILE SINGING THE IMPERIAL ANTHEM WITH MY BELLOWSACS FULL OF LITERAL POISON) AND THE FIRST STIMULUS TO SEAR MY BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS IS CERULEAN. BLUE. TEXT. FUCK YOU, @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. THE TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR WINDOW IN WHICH I AM REQUIRED BY APPARENT KARMIC LAW TO BE ONE-HUNDRED-MILLIONTH OF A PERCENT NICER TO YOU HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED. THE DAMAGE IS DONE, AND I ...Read more
april 13th again time really tends to fly wwhen youre buildin the future dont it wwhat do you evven say in wwell wwishes to a one in ten billion vvisionary like jane crocker should i perhaps wwax poetic about the incredible wwork shes done steerin this companys capable and deservvin prongs into evvery aspect of our society e.g. baked goods lifestyle entertainment products automotivve parts arms manufacture survveillance hardwware (the list goes on) should i go in detail on her unmeasurable impact on my owwn life namely the fact i evven livve breathe and wwalk among you all to this day wwithout jane ...Read more