#wrigglingday
NOT ONE BLITHERING, TAINTCHAFING ZEPTOSECOND OF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTER WAKING UP POST-HORRIBLY COERCIVE #WRIGGLINGDAY CELEBRATION (THE FACTUAL PLEASANTRY OF WHICH WAS MORE AKIN TO PACKING A TRASH KILN WITH NOXIOUS MACROPLASTICS AND DANCING AROUND IT WHILE SINGING THE IMPERIAL ANTHEM WITH MY BELLOWSACS FULL OF LITERAL POISON) AND THE FIRST STIMULUS TO SEAR MY BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS IS CERULEAN. BLUE. TEXT. FUCK YOU, @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. THE TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR WINDOW IN WHICH I AM REQUIRED BY APPARENT KARMIC LAW TO BE ONE-HUNDRED-MILLIONTH OF A PERCENT NICER TO YOU HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED. THE DAMAGE IS DONE, AND I ...Read more
april 13th again time really tends to fly wwhen youre buildin the future dont it wwhat do you evven say in wwell wwishes to a one in ten billion vvisionary like jane crocker should i perhaps wwax poetic about the incredible wwork shes done steerin this companys capable and deservvin prongs into evvery aspect of our society e.g. baked goods lifestyle entertainment products automotivve parts arms manufacture survveillance hardwware (the list goes on) should i go in detail on her unmeasurable impact on my owwn life namely the fact i evven livve breathe and wwalk among you all to this day wwithout jane ...Read more