#jakedirk
team dirkjake doesn't even know what team she's on anymore. as always, the world rights itself. take note of this, my goonlings. in shipwars, your opponents will always realise their true mistakes, just before you BEAT THEM TO A FUCKING PULP LET'S GO #JAKEDIRK #nsfw #violence #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
THE CHEERS FOR #JAKEDIRK ARE ENDLESS!!! #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
maid vs maid livefeed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9e8f4146822.png #jakedirk #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
im about to kick damaras ass #rumblenight #jakedirk https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch
raw unedited no powers megido on megido #megidomay day 21 #rumblenight at #ramranch https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 vote #jakedirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/868625880ec8.png
Humans are very amusing a8out their shipping semantics 8ecause many of them confuse surface aesthetics with interpersonal reality. Jake English possesses the demeanor of someone who 8elieves he should 8e dominant. Adventurous. Dashing. Masculine in an almost theatrical sense. The sort of man who imagines himself sweeping others into his arms atop a moving train. Dirk Strider, meanwhile, possesses the infinitely more dangerous trait of actual psychological control. This creates a fascinating discrepancy in which Jake may occasionally occupy the physical role while Dirk continues to dominate the em...Read more
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ I will be there for the Rumble Night as I'd like to view a visitor of the Rumble Night. I don't have many opinions on the #DirkJake or #JakeDirk order, as in my eyes either man could top if they really wanted to. They're switches. That's my two cents. I had wonderful tea today. #nsfw ]
me after #rumblenight when #jakedirk is proven victoriously true and @handMaid succumbs to my leagues of ghosts https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5ebad05fcf4.gif
wwhile im not the biggest fan a the democratic process (monarchy ftww) this nevverendin strife ovver #dirkjake #jakedirk has spilled rivvers a blood ruined friendships and propelled incredible marketin campaigns for far too fuckin long therefore the wwill a the masses must be harnessed and the truth must come out i knoww i knoww wwe are shockingly bereft a the obvvious ERIDAN option believve me your complaints are heard for noww lets just get this human yaoi hullabaloo sorted out then wwe wwill get to the important shit #ivvoted #didyou? #dirkjake #jakedirk #rumblenight #rumbleindapumpkinpatch https...Read more
and btw i am NOT taking a side on the #JakeDirk #DirkJake thing im staying neutral in this boner bros battle :/ #haveto #stopaskinmeabtit #lol
tonite is fucken ~RUMBLE NIGHT~ baby!!!! which means even tho it kind of feels a lil weird and pry-y for me to do this im kinda contractually obligated 2 plug the #DirkJake vs #JakeDirk poll :/ VOTE HERE vvvvv https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168?s=res whooooo will win??? dont u wanna bet on wholl come out on top *wink wink* 2nite at #RumbleNight ???? wrassling starts @ 7 EST! u dont wanna miss it when @timaeusTestified#0414 & @golgothassTerror start hardcore POUNDIN each other!!! lmao #bethereeee
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/WZNFLM2L/IMAGE.PNG THE #DIRKJAKE #JAKEDIRK #SHIPPINGWAR. IS NOT ABOUT EITHER OF YOU MAN WHORES ANYMORE. IT IS ABOUT MY CRUSHING. OVERPOWERING. INEVITABLE DEFEAT. OF @ARCHIVEADDICT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. THE RAW. COMPETITIVE. PREDATOR DRIVE. YOU HAVE UNLEASHED. #TEAMDIRK. HTTPS://POLL-MAKER.COM/POLL5785981X4F474EB6-168
fIDUSPAWN gO, tO THE POLLS! #JAKEDIRK HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PROFILE/GUTSYgUMSHOE/BE411D80-62AB-41B1-9161-93A72E60C27C
#AskJane -- Question: doo you ship #DIRKJAKE or #JAKEDIRK ftw -- Answer: I have never in my life voluntarily contemplated the arrangement of this particular entanglement. It is ALWAYS being presented to me, in equal proportion of appeal to, say, the anus of a housecat attempting to identify itself. YES, I RECOGNIZE YOU. Yes, I am sure this is something you are excited to offer for my perusal, but good gravy, get that tushy out of my face!!! ... That being said. Here's the poll, I guess. https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 https://forms.gle/ypsj9r2BhnLdaGVK9
#jakedirk #dirkjake #suggestive ? 1M L473 70 7HH3 D15CU1U5I0N BU7 CAN 7H3Y N07 JUU575 74K3 7URN5??/?? 57UPD1D5
#ivoted #teamjake @handMaid tonight the #shippingwar comes to an end at the #rumble and i will taste sweet sweet #jakedirk victory and maybe taste something else if im lucky in my vip seats @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 (tags: Jake English/Dirk Strider, choke him until hes blue, #nsfw, #jakedirk, #rumblenight, #votejake, archive rating: M)
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/S9CDGFYT/IMAGE.PNG THANK YOU. FOR THIS INCREDIBLE HONOR. I WANT TO USE THIS TIME. TO TALK ABOUT A REAL PLIGHT. THESE STAGGERING NUMBERS. WHICH I HAVE ACHIEVED. THROUGH RAW POSTING. ALSO REPRESENT. THE NUMBER OF CASUALTIES. OF THE #DIRKJAKE #JAKEDIRK #WAR. TAKING PLACE. BETWEEN UNTOLD MYRIADS OF MY DOOMED TIMECLONES. AND BOUNDLESS LEGIONS OF @ARCHIVEADDICT S GHOSTS. THIS #SHIPPINGWAR SHIT IS SERIOUS. PEOPLE HAVE DIED. AND THE PROBLEM IS. WHEN THEY DO. THEY JOIN HER FUCKING SIDE. SO PLEASE. GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK STUPID SKULLS. BEFORE I RUN OUT OF MES. IT'S FUCKING #DIRKJAKE!!!!
thursday cant come soon enough (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #jakedirk, #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #imcoming, rankmaid arisen, archive rating: G)
concept: making rules with each other and watching them slowly break down the more you fall flush “as long as it only happens once” “just prong stuff doesnt count” “just no penetration” “as long as we still have clothes on” “just this one more time okay?” “just dont finish inside and its still okay” “as long as we dont kiss it doesnt count” “as long as the lights are off so we cant see each other its fine” “as long as you dont think about me afterwards” (tags: Reader/Anonymous, flushcoded, redrom, flushcrush, yearning, could be interesting with moirails, two human men, #jakedirk, copingplay, #...Read more
#jAKEDIRK TRUTHER HERE BY THE WAY, dIRKJAKE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK, aLL BARKBEASTS ARE BOYS AND ALL MEOWBEASTS ARE GIRLS,
Okay, this said, what the fuck is this "war" about? ... #dirkjake #jakedirk I guess? I don't- Look there's a lot to unpack here.
how the motherfuck am i supposed to pick a side in this. there's bitches and hoes i love on both sides of this mess. and its all over THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD. THIS IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST, MOST MOTHERFUCKIN' ASININE ARGUMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. especially considering. I don't be giving a motherfuck. About either of these dumb yaoi motherfuckers. #Jakedirk #Dirkjake it doesn't matter in the fuckin' slightest when the only yaoi you should ever give a shit about is Calibloz. Caliborn Kurloz. Myself and my beautiful Lord. The most #ALPHA of motherfu...Read more
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/PJBFWRMM/BITCHES.PNG @TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO DISCLOSE. TO THE #GENERAL OF THE #DIRKJAKE #ARMY. PERHAPS. COMPROMISING INFORMATION. THAT WOULD IMPACT OUR STRATEGIC POSITION. IN THE #WAR AGAINST @ARCHIVEADDICT. AND HER FORCES OF #JAKEDIRK.
you all wwanted it literally evvery single one of you wwanted it so badly and it showws #itscoming #rumblenight #TWWO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90720f2d58b3.png #dirkjake #jakedirk #eridirkjake #rankbait
https://i.ibb.co/BHPVzvKJ/image.png Please consult the helpful chart attached. Hardcore fans will no doubt be relieved to learn I’m posting archive and AI footage because the man of the hour is presently indisposed. #RankBait #JakeDirk #DirkJake #HalJakeDirk #HalDirkJake #ImLikeADocumentarian #AndAlsoTheNews @golgothasTerror @timaeusTestified#0414
At the low, low cost of $5.99/month on top of your Plush Perv tier subscription, you can gain access to candid breakup footage from the archives as well as indistinguishable-from-reality #HAL-generated #JakeDirk #DirkJake scenarios. #PlushRump #HappyFriday #RankBait #NSFW
vvery wwell ill throww my hat in the ring it aint #dirkjake nor is it #jakedirk its actually #dirkerijake for noww
I'VE BEEN STUDYING HUMAN CULTURE. EXTENSIVELY. AND THOUGH IT MUST BE SAID. THEIR QUADRANTS ARE FEW. AND MOSTLY BORING. THEIR POWER RELATIONS CAPTIVATE ME. IF YOU WOULD CONSULT THE CHART BELOW. HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/D47C6F35E5F0969E1E447289AEA88F08/EEA5A4ED8FBC33D1-62/S500X750/BE3721AD1DB02F1F57434F81013FC15D812CA9C1.GIF @GUTSYGUMSHOE @TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414 @GOLGOTHASTERROR @TIPSYGNOSTALGIC#2248 BY THE WAY. CAN ANYBODY TELL ME WHETHER I SHOULD BE TAGGING #JAKEDIRK OR #DIRKJAKE. #WHOISTHESEME #MYSTERYOFTHEAGES #ARGUINGWITHRANKMAID #FRIENDSHIPATRISK