Lamplady Swansong
@ladyofThelamp
I'm taking her home with me, all dressed in black She's got everything I need, pharmacy keys She's falling hard for me; I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys
What are some appropriate gifts for that special teal8lood in your life?
/ᐠ Oh, do appropriate gifts change between blood colors? ᐟ\
(( *vary, not change
Computer, show me Sootnose Song8ird
May8e instead of fighting they should just kiss may8e
with what, the7 don't have mouths
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They'll figure something out.
hmmm. worth (onsidering
full body fleshy makouts
Hold on I'm going to engagment farm. Heartwarming! This trollfashioned Diner still makes their trollcoke the old fashioned way!
W.o°w
Outreach programe! What are Chittr's 8urning medical questions today?
"= how to mitigate slime intake while still retaining familiar cupe situation. i have tried mouth guarding and making sure it does not make it's way /inside/. but. i feel like there must be some kind of substance to take to make the body receive less sopor, it is nice, but i am too reliant on it, i took a few nights off and i got the shakes so i realised something was up. ="
fuck if you tried mouth guarding i guess may8e just cull yourself at that point i dont know thats a tough one
"= i'm not dying just because of that. what's your problem. :/ ="
How long should someone be in the hospital fer a stab wound in the guts? It's been like a day and I'm gettin' sick of bein' cooped up.
Okay google, sootnose song 8ird exact location, enter
This pailing season I will 8e spending more time with Sootnose Song8ird for personal reasons. #nsfw
It's paling season! Remem8er, Use protective linings over your 8uckets if you aren't ready to have your genes in the wriggler pool! Practice safe pailng practice! Have a great damn time out there~ #nsfw #medicaladvice
Yes!
you silly goose. the only way to have safe pailing is to not do it at all.
8uying Sootnose Song8ird a gift is 8irdseed appropriate?
I love sootnose songbird please god please just once chance
Imagine if my wife took my name and was called Song8ird Swansong. That would 8e awsome I think!
#lyricsposting I'm taking her home with me, all dressed in white She's got everything I need, some pills in a little cup She's falling hard for me; I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys She's got everything I need, pharmacy keys She acts just like a nurse for all the other guys
What would you do if you woke up and one day you just had an extra hand on your left arm. What would you even do?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Mgmgngoookvggghhhmmgmmbbmmmmmm @~~,,,@
stop you are going to make my fins wwiggle absurdly and frantically lamplady you are too kind
ii'm chewiing that 2hiit 2traiight off #gore #2elfharm
i don't think I can endorse that 8ehaviour as a healthcare professional, helpsman! it might 8e a 8etter idea, if you wanted to remove it, to do so surgically!
I wonder if a second hand could help with more dance moves?
all the largest wwavves are made by the most humble of pebbles you can make a change in my pond wwhenevver you like
"= it's giving. "biting it off". type of thing. or letting someone else use their various tools. ="
Songnose Soot8ird That's it, send Chittr.
They took me to the hospital (8ecause I work there) and they said, "Lamplady", they said, "You don't know, do you?", and I said, I said to them, "I don't know, what don't I know?" and they said "Lamplady, you did it again." and I said, "What did I do?" another 8ed free!
oh chitt on it I accidentally deleted my account trying to delete one I had for a 8it gog damn it