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Lamplady Swansong

@ladyofThelamp

I'm taking her home with me, all dressed in black She's got everything I need, pharmacy keys She's falling hard for me; I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

Blood: CobaltKult Score: 384Kull Score: 37811 followers8 following

Computer, show me Sootnose Song8ird

Kult: +17
Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70

You’re not getting that.

Computer kill this guy

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Hole Expert
This user has delved into many unknown crevices.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
Forever, in spring.
This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Handmaid's Favor
You have earned the Handmaid's acknowledgement.
@gachikoisChic[GC]

「kekeke~ is ai-chan heavenly faps??♪(´ε`*)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujin contains #nsfw content! faps means using your sinprongs... kekeke~~ (; ・`ω・´)]

Kult: +15
Kull: +27
Total: 42
Ratio: 0.56

none of those words are in the troll8i8le

Kult: +5
Total: 5

May8e instead of fighting they should just kiss may8e

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
@bummelBoogie[BB]

with what, the7 don't have mouths

https://tenor.com/en-G8/view/eight-8all-gif-10769378

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

I see we're #chittingthe8ed again. As the humans would say.

Kult: +27
Kull: +10
Total: 37
Ratio: 2.70

I dont think the humans would say that

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Wilted
Always blooming, but a Rose will eventually...
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
transgender
love yourself
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
@eldritchTherapy[ET]

⚐︎◆︎❒︎ ⧫︎♓︎❍︎♏︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ❒︎◆︎■︎■︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎ 🕈︎♏︎ ❍︎◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♒︎◆︎❒︎❒︎⍓︎ ♋︎●︎□︎■︎♑︎

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

wing gaster over here

Outreach programe! What are Chittr's 8urning medical questions today?

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Reverified
A user of reestablished repute.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= how to mitigate slime intake while still retaining familiar cupe situation. i have tried mouth guarding and making sure it does not make it's way /inside/. but. i feel like there must be some kind of substance to take to make the body receive less sopor, it is nice, but i am too reliant on it, i took a few nights off and i got the shakes so i realised something was up. ="

fuck if you tried mouth guarding i guess may8e just cull yourself at that point i dont know thats a tough one

Kull: +2
Total: 2

the poop man . Culler

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

I mediate this Chitt.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Patron Saint of Rank
This user recognizes #RankBait posts (im)piously.
Fujoshi Pride
A truly rotten girl!
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
@archiveAddict[AA]

concept: making rules with each other and watching them slowly break down the more you fall flush “as long as it only happens once” “just prong stuff doesnt count” “just no penetration” “as long as we still have clothes on” “just this one more time okay?” “just dont finish inside and its still okay” “as long as we dont kiss it doesnt count” “as long as the lights are off so we cant see each other its fine” “as long as you dont think about me afterwards” (tags: Reader/Anonymous, flushcoded, redrom, flushcrush, yearning, could be interesting with moirails, two human men, #jakedirk, copingplay, #rankworks, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

Kult: +76
Kull: +24
Total: 100
Ratio: 3.17

Wow... Is this... Rankmaid, is this an achieva8le relationship dynamic?

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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Beforian
Those who came before us.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@coralConsternation[CC]

T)(is pailing season, if you findeed are on a version of Beforus experiencing pailing season rig)(t now, I would also like to remind you t)(at culled trolls are NOT R-EQUIR-ED, and in some cases W)(OLLY IN---ELIGIBL---E for pail contributions! You poor t)(ings )(ave so muc)( trouble in your lives as it is, we wouldn't want you to )(urt yourselves attempting to fornicate!!! If YOU are a troll current-ly undergoing culling, w)(y not kick back and reelax for a w)(ile? T)(e rest of us can take on t)(e difficult task of adding to t)(e gene pool finstead! <3 #NSFW #PailingSeason

Kult: +52
Kull: +17
Total: 69
Ratio: 3.06

Another fine example of your 8enevolence and kindness your majesty! In accordance with your decree, we will 8e offering, for free, a castration clinic at the hospital! #nsfw #pailingseason

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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A user of unestablished repute
transgender
love yourself
Machine Heart
Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.
I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@apocalypticEmployee[AE]

help there are t00 many https://i.p0stimg.cc/ckv3drxq/screensh0t-20260518-152710.png

Kult: +30
Kull: +15
Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00

I am in this image and I enjoy that fact!

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transgender
love yourself
Machine Heart
Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.
I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@apocalypticEmployee[AE]

where did y0u all c0me fr0m

Kult: +5
Total: 5

From your unstopa8le rizz.

well :/

Kult: +37
Kull: +25
Total: 62
Ratio: 1.48

Helpsman what happened?

Kult: +2
Total: 2

nothiing, nothiing, don't worry about iit. over2tepped 2omethiing.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@helpsMan[HM]

Please 8e careful! I don't want to 8e seeing you in the ward!

Kult: +7
Total: 7

ii'll be careful, 2orry for the concern.

@helpsMan[HM]

Theres a good sport. If you need me, I'm always here!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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A user of unestablished repute
transgender
love yourself
Machine Heart
Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.
I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@apocalypticEmployee[AE]

can i try rizzing y0u up

Kult: +35
Kull: +15
Total: 50
Ratio: 2.33

pleasepleasepleaseplea

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A user of unestablished repute
transgender
love yourself
Machine Heart
Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.
I Just Work Here
A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@apocalypticEmployee[AE]

0u0

Kult: +5
Total: 5

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@archivesGrip[AG]

Apparently, many humans on this planet associ8 my accent with the region known as France. I keep 8eing asked what part of France my lineage is from. I have 8egun lying a8out this. Currently, I am from Champagne with an uncle in Paris.

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50

Interesting! France, indeed, is an interesting lineage to fa8ricate!

I will not give up your ruse.

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@divineMechanicals[DM]

like this post to

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@divineMechanicals[DM]

@ladyofThelamp you get https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-17_221802938.png

Kult: +5
Total: 5

this is just like trollsona 5

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i am joyful!! #song https://open.spotify.com/track/0AZb6ryK8LsFcvY1jWHO61?si=9835772aea59466c

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

whymsical!