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#pailingseason

UGH TH4T'S R1GHT. 1 DON'T KNOW WHO N33DS TO H34R TH1S BUT ON 34RTH C (4ND 1 4SSUM3 MOST NON-COND3SC3 RUN PL4N3TS), YOU DO *NOT* N33D TO F1L3 P4P3RWORK D3S1GN4T1NG YOUR QU4DS FOR P41L1NG S34SON. YOU 1N F4CT DO NOT H4V3 TO F1L3 QU4D B4S3D P4P3RWORK 4T 4LL 4ND 1'M G3NU1N3LY UNSUR3 WH3R3 P3OPL3 4R3 G3TT1NG TH3S3. #P41L1NGS34SON #NSFW 1SH

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SlaTher her in buTTa This #PailingSeason!

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omfg pailin season rite after the masquerade u gotta be fuckin kiddin me anyways i hope all my troll ppl out there from any timeline or universe survives an doesnt need 2 worry about safety rite after ik its stressful af from what i have been told over the years so be safe have a fun season if u can #nsfw #pailingseason #masquerade #besafe #survival

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~ ThiS whole pailing Season deal on the dash reminded me about one more good thing about thiS particular colony: no one over here haS to contribute anything during the Season cause empire closeS itS eyeS on it. So no chanceS to be culled cause your quadrantS are either empty or weird. FeelS great, no need to worry about anything. (in any other Situation I'd have to find Someone to fill one of the quadrantS just for thiS legal Shit. Which wouldn't be too hard for me personally, but Still a tad annoying) #pailingseason #nsfw

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sEeInG A LoTtA DiScOuRsE WrItHiNg aRoUnD ThE CoRpSe oF WhAt tHe nEw gEnS AnD AlL ThEsE OfF-WoRlD MoThEr fUcKeRs iNsIsT On gEtTiNg tHeIr rEfErRiNg oN As “PaIlInG SeAsOn.” nOw i aIn’t hErE To rEd-pEnCiL ThE ExAcT ShApE Of tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn' ThAnG. tRuTh bE ToLd, HaLf tHe sPeCiFiCs lEaKeD OuT My hEaRdUcTs sWeEpS AgO. sHiT WeNt aNd dIsSoLvEd iNtO InFoRmAtIvE MoThEr fUcKiN' rUnOfF. bUt i gOtTa dRaG SoMe tRuTh sQuIrMiNg iNtO ThE LiGhT FoR AlL YoU PoOr bAsTaRdS UnAcQuAiNtEd wItH ThE WaY AlTeRnIa mEtAbOlIzEd oUr vErY MoThEr fUcKiNg wAy oF BeInG. :o( ThErE AiN'T No lOvE BoRn oUt tHe cLuTcH Of sUrViVaL, mY FlOc...Read more

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#pailingseason is just an excuse to learn how much further you can push your pain tolerance. #nsfwe #bdsm

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>>| .i'm so lonely. .if .only... #suggestive #supersuggestive #extrasuggestive #pailingseason

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>>| can't believe .it .is pailing season. shit. .i don't .even have partner! .if someone's .eager, dm me. .i .am free .all night .until daylight. #pailingseason #suggestive #nsfw #comeondontbeanook #iwillletrailmynookinstead

any clownss or big bulge bitcchess wanna get it on before tthe inevitable #pailingsseasson #nssfw

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reminder that pail collection like most aspects of troll reproduction can vary wildly across timelines so if you see someone posting about #pailingseason in a way that seems ridiculous to you it might just be the multiverse at work!

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Hm. I'm sure the jade caste ≈ith the aid of the teal authorities are rounding up people ≈illing to keep things going. I've also heard stories of....alternate methods of procreation cropping up, but those are mostly dirty rumors in bars. Surely those are just rumors. #suggestive #pailingseason

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⋆♤˚⟡˖ "I'm Starting To Feel Like My Auspistice Has Been Getting Flushed For Me, And To Be Honest I've Not Been Feeling Ashen For Them... But Pale. Are We Doomed?" ˖⟡˚ ♤ ⋆ #advice I Am.. So Sorry, But I Think You Might Be.. Okay, Maybe Not Completely- A Lot Of #pale Affection Can Be Mistaken For #flushed Depending On The Lens, So I Think It Is Definitely Worth Sitting Down And Talking To Each Other About Just How Pink The Territory You're Getting Into Is. One Of My Fellow #teamquad Have Told Me To Tell You To Get It Done Before #pailingseason Starts, Just In Case, Since Even A Pale Quadran...Read more

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Kind of interesting how humans seem to have fetishized the concept of #pailingseason so fast. I guess it shows the divide between their society and ours. Funny, but sad. Really sad. #nsfw ]

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7en hours la7er and 7he 7imeline is 7alking bullshi7. Every season is #pailingseason. 7here are drones for every sec7or of Al7ernia; 7hey don'7 choose 7o come by every few perigees like a neglec7ful moirail. I7's a coin flip whe7her 7hey hi7 your hive or no7. Some of y'all have 7o be faking your age.

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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW #PailingSeason ╰┈➤ As per every season my applications are open to all ceruleans with powerful mind control @~,@ ╰┈➤ The more the merrier ╰┈➤ 𝙸 am but simple prey ╰┈➤ Gather around and feel completely comfortable to fight over my mind, 𝙸 don't care about the damages ╰┈➤ @~,@

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wait iss pailing sseassonss actually ssoon. iss tthiss true. oh my god. oh my fucking god i dont have any quadss ive jjusst been fucking around tthiss whole time oh my god. im sso fucking dead. #nssfw #pailingsseasson

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Good luck to thos3 th4t 4r3 p4rt1c1p4t1ng 1n #p41l1ngs34son. F1ll thos3 buck3ts up! I r3m3mb3r my l4st s3ss1on w4s don3 1n my off1c3 wh1l3 I w4s f1ll1ng out 1mport4nt docum3nts. Don’t 3v3r p41l wh1l3 p4p3r 1s 1nvolv3d unl3ss you w4nt 1t for3v3r ru1n3d 4nd h4v3 to str3ss yours3lf out ov3r h4v1ng to r3do 4 w33ks worth of p4p3rwork. #nsfw #nsfw3 ??

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T)(is pailing season, if you findeed are on a version of Beforus experiencing pailing season rig)(t now, I would also like to remind you t)(at culled trolls are NOT R-EQUIR-ED, and in some cases W)(OLLY IN---ELIGIBL---E for pail contributions! You poor t)(ings )(ave so muc)( trouble in your lives as it is, we wouldn't want you to )(urt yourselves attempting to fornicate!!! If YOU are a troll current-ly undergoing culling, w)(y not kick back and reelax for a w)(ile? T)(e rest of us can take on t)(e difficult task of adding to t)(e gene pool finstead! <3 #NSFW #PailingSeason

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HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/177913629552044690.JP3G #NSFW #P41L1NGS34SON

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Perhaps I'm a glutton, but if you truly need a partner... I'm always open. ;p #pailingseason

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Surely with all the lascivious posting I see on this site, there’s certainly got to be more of you secured with partners for this #pailingseason ?

OH WAIT, FUCK. ITS PAILING SEASON ALREADY? #PAILINGSEASON

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> anyone need a quad f1lled temporar1ly for #pa1l1ng2ea2on hmu #n2fw (12h) <

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>i migh♪ ge♪ cculled ♪his seaso^ u^less i ge♪ luccky a^d fi^d someo^e who likes pa♪he♪icc perver♪s who whimper… #^sfw #paili^gseaso^

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...I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT PAILING SEASON #PAILINGSEASON #SUGGESTIVE

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1’V3 S41D TH1S B3FOR3 4ND 1’LL S4Y 1T 4G41N 1 TH1NK W3 SHOULD B3 4BL3 TO G3T W1TH TH3 DRON3S #NSFW #P41L1NGS34SON #P41LSZN #BULG31SGOODTOO #SW4LLOW3RN4T1ON #MOMM4D1DNTR41S34SP1TT3R

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Dro+ne seaso+n isn’t mandato+ry fo+r the caverns well the co+ntributing isn’t but um I think I want to+ try to+ participate this time #pailingseaso+n #nsfw

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₍^. .^₎⟆ They sSSshould sSset up one of those k!nky hole !n the wall th!ngsS for pa!l!ng sSseasSon for the freaks out there. ! wonder !f you can get money out of !t too or !s that crossSs!ng a l!ne… #nssfw ##pa!l!ngseassson꠹

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its alright, i already got a mad head start on #pailingseason if you knowv vwhat i mean ;) #nsfwv

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hey how long does #pailingseason last? just want a quick estimate so i know how long i gotta be able to attempt and be avaliable for karkat #nsfw

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F9r th9se 9f y9u wh9 are anxi9us a69ut y9ur current/upc9ming(?) pailing seas9n (th9ugh I can't imagine why; surely y9u kn9w 6y n9w it 9ccurs regularly?), I w9uld like t9 remind y9u t9 please tag any and all p9sts a69ut y9ur distress, excitement, s9licitati9ns, 9r 6argainings with #NSFW. S9me users, such as myself, are 69th disinterested in the su6ject entirely and c9mpletely exempt fr9m the practice, and thus need an 9pp9rtunity t9 filter it 9ut in their feeds s9 as t9 n9t trigger 9r 9ffend any9ne. #PailingSeas9n #PailingSeas9nMenti9n #ImpliedDr9neMenti9n ##Pail9rDie #6ucket9rSnuffIt

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♯pailingseason ? goodluck everybody else ♯LOL ♯SUGGESTIVE ♯EVIL

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Ehm.... why is...everyone panicking....? (ó . ò ❀) What is... stressful about... #pailingseason ? (ó . ò ❀) #nsfw ((Philox has lore reasons for not knowing this trust))

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#pailingseason What is this~? 😏

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >¡m t00 《 00l f0r #p/\!l!ngs≡/\s0n (#nsfw) >/\nd n0, ¡'m n0t /\t /\ r!sk 0f g≡tt!ng 《 ull≡d b≡《 /\us≡ n0 0n≡ 《 /\n 《 ull m≡. ¡ /\m th≡ m/\st≡r 《 ull≡r, /\s my h/\ndl≡ sugg≡sts.

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Let's All Be Mature About This I Know That Pailing Season Is A Rough Time And All That But I Am Currently Doing Just Fine Despite Being Absolutely Stoned. So Please Find Your Matesprit , Kismesis Or Just Another Desperate Troll And Please Don't Be Deranged About This And Harassing Everyone With A Pulse You Are Attracted To. #nsfw #pailingseason #substance

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