#droneseason
IT IS THE FINAL DAY of #DroneSeason, also known as #PailingSeason! Please have your pails ready for collection! If you are unable to participate, the Gray House is offering documentation that will ensure no Drones will enter your area. Thank you, and be safe.
Matesprit: Back in town #DroneSeason: Almost over #MaidVsMaid: A Tie Life is good. Goodnight, all.
Last day of #DroneSeason soon. Who up Seasoning they Drones?
#DroneSeason is almost over and he's still not back and I'm actually so normal. You wouldn't believe how regular I'm being. I haven't even contemplated hitting the giant button that says "EMERGENCY PUFFERFISH," whatever that does.
i have to Wait to get My nook pirced (My plansss) 😭 Maybe ill Wait until aftr #droneseason #nsfW
It’s #DroneSeason and I’m a little toasted. This poor motherfucker doesn’t even know what he’s walking into. #substance #NSFW
Fuck that þailing seas•n and fucking dr•ne seas•n. Y•u guys just wanna h•þ •n s•me fucking genitals, бe m•therfucking stuffed with them. A fucking sw•rd can бe stuffed t•• y•u kn••w?! #dr•neseas•n #fuckdr•neseas•n #þailingseas•n #fuckþailingseas•n #nsfw fucking tags #vi•lence fucking бest tag here
Maybe i should be More #desprate on Main it is #droneseason and i dont have any quads right noW and its so fucking duMb like Why do i gotta go outside to Make those 🥺 quads are so Much hardr than picking up people at clubs and no one talks about it 😔 #nsfW ish?
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: NEW POLICY! I am proud to announce a #NewPolicy due to the beginning of #DroneSeason. All trolls who choose not to participate in Drone Season will NO LONGER be at-risk for being culled. It is completely legal to choose to practice abstinence during this time. You need only fill out the form labeled "NO BITCHES" found on the Gray House website. You may submit it either via drone, mail, or in-person. After the form is submitted, Drones will simply turn a blind eye to your #NSFW activities, or lack thereof. Thank you for your time.
I am still accepting Drones that were ALLEGEDLY hunted as #DroneSeason continues. Monetary rewards will be offered on a case-by-case basis.
:33< oh? #droneseason is upawn mew guys? :33< well i dont have to deal with all that BUT! :33< if mew n33d help m33ting mewre quota im willing to purrt in the houpurrs ;33c :33< #nsfw
I seem to have caused an unnecessary upheaval amongst you all. Let me be clear, I do not plan to have the title of President given to anyone else during my administration. We are not at war. The facts are simple: It is #DroneSeason soon, and my matesprit is extremely attractive. As VP, Madame Lalonde has always been authorized to take Presidential Control if I am not able to lead.
If for any reason this #DroneSeason I become momentarily incapable of acting as President, I would like to make it clear that @tentacleTherapist#7214, the VP of my administration, is fully authorized to act as President until my faculties return to me.
It's #DroneSeason, I can't do this right now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/itsdroneseasonhelpme.png
ma7be i should (ool it on the (elebration angle a bit. it’s just a pheromone indu(ed head for me, i don’t have to present an7 bu(kets or fa(e death #nsfw #nsfwe te(hni(all7 #violen(e #droneseason
dayum im suddenly rly fuckin excited abt #droneseason 💜👀 #nsfw
No the DoD budget increasing 300% has nothing to do with #DroneSeason, why would you ask?
Still paying handsomely for drones you happen to ACCIDENTALLY find destroyed this #DroneSeason.
In honor of #DroneSeason, there are RUMORS going around of individuals committing the ILLEGAL act of hunting drones for sport. While the Gray House would NEVER accept that kind of activity, if anyone HAPPENS to run into any ALREADY DEAD imperial drones, we would be MORE THAN HAPPY to take them off your hands, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, and return to you a MONETARY REWARD for your SERVICE to this planet.
♯droneseason is ♯already over ♯youcangohivenow
It is officially #DroneSeason. This is, of course, an #NSFW topic. I have heard it referred to as a “mating season” of sorts.
✝+ ✝+ {{ What do you do about drones if you're celibate and all that? }} +✝ ✝+ Oh, this is a good question! This will be a two-layered response, and I'll start with the first one. Seadwellers can be exempt from drone season because we're already very, very few in numbers, and typically the empire wants to keep it that way. I will likely have to do it eventually. +✝ ✝+ I also have a biologically identical twin sister, same egg, and at some point, we were conjoined, so if she were to participate, I would not have to.+✝ ✝+ Lastly, certified religious organizations can apply for specific religious ex...Read more