even among the other gods and the saints my preferences are impossible to cater to
only june and tavros have the right kind of build and theyre both far too sweet to trollhandle me the way i want to be
#nsfw
its surprisingly hard to find casual sexual partners in my universe!
everyone wants to worship a goddess but they balk if the goddess requests worship in the form of getting roughly and brutally fucked
#nsfw
oh dont get me wrong im chitting about this on my way over to your universe!
no offense to my local jade but you do seem like almost exactly what im looking for
its just so embarrassing having to jump dimensions for a booty call you know?
i get it! i've done it before too but i got used to it! unfortunate that your jade couldn't meet your standards :(
but dw!! i'm sure i'll more than make up for it!! just in advanced tho, do you want me to hold back any? like is there anything i should be gentle with or do i just go for the rough pain the second it's time? :D
hmm no balking here
you need someone wwith a good enough stream a vvillainy to satisfy you
wwho is not afraid to leavve you so tattered and bruised and broken that they havve to manually wwait for your body to heal itself to continue hangin out
i may knoww someone for your problem
sometimes i wish i was from a timeline where troll pregnancy is possible
a breeding fetish seems like a fun thing to have but i just cant get into it
#nsfw
reminder that pail collection like most aspects of troll reproduction can vary wildly across timelines so if you see someone posting about #pailingseason in a way that seems ridiculous to you it might just be the multiverse at work!
sometimes i remember i have a dedicated subcult on earth c and i think
i should make use of that
make them do some funny stuff maybe or just take some high-ranking cultist out for a spin one night
sometimes i wonder if i should stop crashing on sollux and feferis couch and get a hive of my own
it seems kinda silly to though seeing as i barely spend any time in the "present day"
you know honestly with the website connecting many disparate time periods its amazing that we all seem to be synched to the same time of year in the first place
POINT OF ORDER! every day is halloween at Hallowen & Co. law offices so yes happy halloween everybody (this is serious and not a joke at anyone's expense least of all mine)