Aradia Megido
@apocalypseArisen
one of the infinite number of instances of aradia megido! native to the timeline of earth "z"
Actually Speaking On The Subject Has Me Curious Are There Any Among Us Who Do Not Avoid Alternates Of Oneself I Personally Do Not Really Go Out Of My Way To Avoid Myself But I Cannot Say I Have Ever Actually Spoken To Another Me The Concept Seems Slightly Uncomfortable Personally Speaking
ive yet to meet an aradia (or otherwise-named alternian descendant megido) that i didnt like!
This Tracks Insofar As My Experiences With Myriad Yous Have Gone I Would Shudder To Think What Sort Of Individual Could Earn Your Ire Honestly
oh plenty of people have earned my ire! a couple 81008100ds i could mention - the big thing is that i get over stuff pretty easily especially considering the whole death and resurrection thing
after pers0nally weighing the flesh b0dy and machine b0dy i have t0 say i am strangely m0re at h0me within the techn0l0gy i have talked with 0ther aradias and fr0m my kn0wledge this is a bit 0f an 0utlier i feel strange feelings 0ver this inf0
If it makes y0u feel better ive had plenty 0f pe0ple tell me they find it strange that i am m0re c0mf0rtable in my deceased state
i see well i was dead at 0ne p0int and i d0 see the appeal
i do think youre both weird for that but at the same time who would we be if we werent weird? so i am in fact not judging
screw it!! smash or pass!! comment and i'll say which you get! #nsfw
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#nsfw on that note? reply for a smash or pass i guess!
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smash! :D
you hear steve jobs died to a mind goblin
damn thats so sad
am i glad hes frozen in there and that we're out here and that hes the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that were in there and i just remembered we're out here what i want to know is where's the caveman
i love scp-1168
hey robco search, how do i unlock interdimensional travel
you know how some people say you have to open your third eye for true mystic sight bullshit? interdimensional travel requires you open your *fifth* eye
sure you do! theyre just metaphysical not part of your actual flesh body you need to open yourself up spiritually
f0r the rec0rd i am n0t a sexb0t i understand thats the impressi0n but maybe if i say it en0ugh times s0me0ne will believe me #nsfw
lucky you!
congratulations!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent actually gotten around to testing her out. from wvhat iwve seen, either you say youll kiss a boy wvhile she sits in the cuck chair, then you tvwo fellas spitroast her (if your balls dont touch and you dont make eye contact then its #notgay) or you just say some real horny shit to her and she goes for it. i think shes the type thats desperate for any sorta attention, just look at that vwhole felt business. your mileage may vwary on all this, like i said, untested. novw onto the real data. aradias are an eclectic bunch. ecletic? lots of different sorts. most basic type is the dress up doll. shes fashionable, shes swveet, she probably wvants to call you sir or daddy. shell giggle at your jokes and get properly flustered from flirting, but she aint a full on b wvord like the roxies. shes kinda hard to pin dovwn, metaphorically anywvays. shell take more shit than most, wvhich is fun, and shell definitely adore being pushed around a bit, wverbally, emotionally, and physically. majority of the time, casteplay stuff wvill wvork. sometimes ill ewven just make stuff up about biology and shell buy into it, lotsa fun. you cant go vwrong vwith the aradia chassis, but theres more complex out there. next wve got the freaks and wveirdos. theyre usually smiling wvide, and if not theyre a ghost, but like, ghostier than the rest of us ghosts? i newver really got it. kinda cold for my taste, literally, but its still pretty hot. these ones are trying to be off-putting. my strat here has alvways been to stonevwall em. they vwanna be creepy? compliment their tits. they say something totally unhinged? smile and nod as you start groping em. throwv em off their game. shes not gonna be used to this, so take adwvantage of it. make her feel beautiful, vwanted, and make it a novwel experience. aradias hawve seen it all, you hawve to be interesting, ewven if theyre off their rhythm. i like to turn up the disrespect on these ones sometimes, treat em more like a doll than the dress up doll aradias. make her understand that no matter hovw quirky and manic pixie or spooky shes trying to be, shes still a sex object at the end of the night. make her melt into wvhat you can giwve her. casteplay can either be your in, or something you pull vwhen its too late for her to back out. gotta giwve a special mention to the bots, of course. for howv many there are, i dont see em that often, but like... vwe all knowv zahhaks are perwverts, right? the bots look fantastic, and if you can grab hold of one long enough for a chat, they aint usually too hard to break. the ones that are gonna givwe you the time of night are basically already sexbots, so treat em like that, they lowve it. objectify em, make em feel useful, maybe slip in a hint that you might see em like a real person, but dont wvorry, they aint. be careful vwith that last bit though, i remember one vwho got like, really really into the utility aspect, the idea that id vwanna keep her evwen though she knevw she vwasnt a person, so like... either vway, make her understand howv much you wvant her. just dont get in the bath vwith her, trust me on this. novw that i think about it, should also mention that aradias might be the most likely gals to go for threesomes. like, theres the time clone stuff obvwiously, if you get one thats really into you she might treat you, but im talking vwith entire other babes. you can get a megido sandwvich, or you might get lil peixes in there, those are the ones i usually land. dont go in hoping for this, but dont let the chance slip by. and to reiterate, for any aradia: youre the highblood here if youre any better than rust. make sure she knovws it. ivwe nevwer met an aradia vwho wvanted to be in control wvho didnt break at the slightest push. maybe dont try vwith the black hole aradia though, shes super horny but also real scary. thats hovw all megidos are but shes the most extreme ivwe seen in both categories (sorry damz </3 ) rating the rustie bod: holy shit her body is crazy. aradias range from slimthicc to full on curvwy and i lowve em for it. they tend to be real sensitiwve too. 10/10 vwariety: theres a vwhole lot you can get from an aradia. some people might get bored of the caste dynamics, but not me. the vweirdos are especially a lotta fun. 10/10 ease: usually all it takes is a push, aradias are nevwer a fight. might hawve a slightly harder time vwith the ghosts, but she makes it vworth it. 9/10 personality: evwen the boring ones are fun because you can put em in their place, and the manic pixie dream girls and the goth ghosts add some spice. i could newver get tired of banting wvith an aradia. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. definitely a contender for my fawvorite gal out there in paradox space. fun to squeeze, fun to talk to, fun to put dovwn, fun to pail. rosie is our closest match so far. any aradias out there vwith a lack of self-respect and a thing for highbloods, my dms are thatavway <3 0u0
im sure youll edit it if i point it out but i think its really funny that you posted this twice
someone already beat you to it. my vw key is sticky, do you think i type like this on purpose?
confession: i want to be choked and slammed against a wall :) #nsfw
mood
sigh. i b0re again. an0ther r0und 0f music assignment t0 the willing. reply t0 this p0st t0 be assigned a track fr0m my c0llecti0n
yes please
haha imagine if i posted a nude
do it
#earthzmurdergame day one! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bca9e8d089df.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d75a5ba254eb.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c232b58e25f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824ef326c9c1.png
yeah i think i deserve that death
#chittrhappyhavoc wellll uhhh that happened... do i do another round? https://i.ibb.co/k6zng7vz/image.png
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i have some slots left so this is a last call for getting into chittr happy havoc! https://i.ibb.co/gztvqfxn/image.png
thats a lot of people but if youre still taking applicants ill happily throw my hat into the ring!
i love how your exact pfp was one of my first results for "aradia megido"